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Rude Baby

Author : James W. Morris
Publisher : First Edition Design Pub.
ISBN 13 : 1506901492
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Rude Baby written by James W. Morris and published by First Edition Design Pub.. This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the near future, a woman named Lucinda enters a supermarket. Once inside, she realizes three things: first, the supermarket is big, preposterously, surreally big; second, there is no apparent way to check out; third, the produce department is selling human babies, extra-large genetically-manipulated newborns into which the store has downloaded—as an extra customer service feature—basic information about the world, enabling just-purchased tykes to walk and talk. But Lucinda's new baby is not sweet and cuddly; he's rude and snarky, refusing to play nice until she can prove to him growing up will be worth the effort. While Lucinda is attempting to return the brat to customer service, he escapes the shopping cart and determines to explore the vast store on his own and find the meaning of life. Is true wisdom to be found in Canned Goods? How about Frozen Foods? And who is the man with the sword? Why is he covered in blood? James W. Morris is a graduate of LaSalle University in Philadelphia, where he was awarded a scholarship for creative writing. He has published dozens of short stories, humor pieces, essays, and poems in various literary magazines, including PHILADELPHIA STORIES and ZAHIR, and worked for a time as a joke writer for Jay Leno. Keywords: Fiction, funny, surreal, bizarre, new, supermarket, philosophy, comedy, speculative, supernatural

Hyena

Author : Jude Angelini
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476789304
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Hyena written by Jude Angelini and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the reader on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty, yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Jude is one of the top hip-hop radio hosts on Sirius Satellite radio. His self-published, print-on-demand edition of Hyena has been an indie bestseller, despite having no ebook or physical distribution. Its exploration of drugs, sex, and the human condition compares to Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Artie Lange, and Jim Norton. It also captures the hardscrabble culture, language, and landscape of post-industrial Detroit, from which came some of pop culture's most compelling artists.

Rude Cakes

Author : Rowboat Watkins
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452146187
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book Rude Cakes written by Rowboat Watkins and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story about a rude cake who never says please or thank you or listens to its parents, and a Giant Cyclops who is polite.

Cry Baby Coloring Book

Author : CryBaby Coloring CryBaby Coloring Book
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781542648516
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (485 download)

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Download or read book Cry Baby Coloring Book written by CryBaby Coloring CryBaby Coloring Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AMAZON BEST SELLER - BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every Image Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. Includes FREE Digital Version As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on Sale Regular Price: $9.99 - SAVE $6.99, 60% OFF - Limited time only. Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Don't Be Rude, Little Dude! Board Book

Author : Christie Hainsby
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781800583177
Total Pages : 14 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (831 download)

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Download or read book Don't Be Rude, Little Dude! Board Book written by Christie Hainsby and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dont Be Rude, Little Dude! is a hilarious board book with a novelty, push-out frog tongue. Children will love pressing the frog head to make Little Frogs tongue stick out, then joining in as the other characters shout, Dont be rude, little dude! This funny book is the perfect way to teach little ones not to be rude in a playful and enjoyable way.

Enemy's Secret

Author : Ashlee Price
Publisher : Love Comes To Town
ISBN 13 : 9781958676080
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book Enemy's Secret written by Ashlee Price and published by Love Comes To Town. This book was released on 2022-08-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's the one I broke up with.My first love now turned into a sworn enemy.They say time heals all wounds.I say it ripped me a new one.I can't blame her for wanting to tear me and my company to the ground.I deserve her wrath.I was all she ever wanted.Then I broke her heart into a million pieces in front of all her friends.With those pouty red lips and bedroom voice.Strutting into the courtroom with more confidence than I can ever remember.She has the judge eating out of the palm of her hand.Kyra is the kind of woman every man wants.Beautiful. Smart. An incredible mother.To a daughter that sure does look and act a lot like me.But I'm no longer that young punk.We deserve a second chance.This time I'll make it right.This time I'll make her mine.

Liking the Child You Love

Author : Jeffrey Bernstein
Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
ISBN 13 : 073821261X
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Liking the Child You Love written by Jeffrey Bernstein and published by Da Capo Lifelong Books. This book was released on 2009-06-09 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to recognize and cope with Parent Frustration Syndrome (PFS): negative thoughts and feelings about your children"

Best Friend's Big Brother

Author : J P Comeau
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (331 download)

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Download or read book Best Friend's Big Brother written by J P Comeau and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-05 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heart wants what it can't have. Chase is too forbidden and tempting, and that's making me "chase" after him more. Well that... and the fact that he's insanely gorgeous. Chase is my best friend's big brother and she's totally freaked out by us. The drama is more than I can handle. But I don't blame her... not one bit. He's so much older. A billionaire. I mean, what do I have to offer a billionaire? Nothing. Oh, except for my innocence. And then a secret baby. My life went from totally normal to completely stormy quite quickly. Now with a newborn baby on the way, I'm forced to figure out when to break the news to my baby daddy.

Tumford's Rude Noises

Author : Nancy Tillman
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1466818182
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Tumford's Rude Noises written by Nancy Tillman and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tumford isn't really a terrible cat. It's just, like many children, Tum loves to make loud noises. But today, his parents are not in the mood. They have friends coming over and Tummy isn't just loud. No, Tumford is rude! This charming tale from the multiple New York Times bestselling author Nancy Tillman is sure to delight readers everywhere, as she once again reaffirms that – no matter how much trouble you may get into – you are loved.

Rude

Author : Rebecca Reid
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982140836
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Rude written by Rebecca Reid and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-12-14 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A timely and entertaining exploration of why ambitious women are often perceived as rude and how the power of rudeness can be harnessed in relationships, in bed, at work, and in everyday life. During a TV interview with a comedian, journalist Rebecca Reid found herself unable to get a word in edgewise. So, when she put her finger to her lips and shushed him, she became instantly known on the internet as “Rebecca Rude.” It was only then that she realized that being rude could actually be her superpower. A captivating blend of advice and pop culture, this “breezy feminist guide” (Publishers Weekly) shows you how to use the power of boldness in every area of your life. Exploring famous women who have been perceived as rude—including Princess Margaret, Anna Wintour, Taylor Swift, Meghan Markle, and others—Rude demonstrates how those women used their “rudeness” to get what they want and deserve out of life. Reid also addresses whether there are different rules of rudeness for women compared to men (yes, there are) and how being taught not to be rude actually prevents women from being successful—especially because when women are assertive, they are often judged as being aggressive. And while there’s a place for politeness, Rebecca argues that it’s never a bad time to stand up for yourself and achieve your dreams.

Elevating Child Care

Author : Janet Lansbury
Publisher : Rodale Books
ISBN 13 : 0593736168
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (937 download)

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Download or read book Elevating Child Care written by Janet Lansbury and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A modern parenting classic—a guide to a new and gentle way of understanding the care and nurture of infants, by the internationally renowned childcare expert, podcaster, and author of No Bad Kids “An absolute go-to for all parents, therapists, anyone who works with, is, or knows parents of young children.”—Wendy Denham, PhD A Resources for Infant Educarers (RIE) teacher and student of pioneering child specialist Magda Gerber, Janet Lansbury helps parents look at the world through the eyes of their infants and relate to them as whole people who have natural abilities to learn without being taught. Once we are able to view our children in this light, even the most common daily parenting experiences become stimulating opportunities to learn, discover, and connect with our child. A collection of the most-read articles from Janet’s popular and long-running blog, Elevating Child Care focuses on common infant issues, including: • Nourishing our babies’ healthy eating habits • Calming your clingy, fearful child • How to build your child’s focus and attention span • Developing routines that promote restful sleep Eschewing the quick-fix tips and tricks of popular parenting culture, Lansbury’s gentle, insightful guidance lays the foundation for a closer, more fulfilling parent-child relationship, and children who grow up to be authentic, confident, successful adults.

The magic mirror, by the author of 'Little hinges'. And other stories

Author : Magic mirror
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The magic mirror, by the author of 'Little hinges'. And other stories written by Magic mirror and published by . This book was released on 1880 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Recruiter Journal

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Recruiter Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Learning in Early Childhood

Author : Pat Beckley
Publisher : SAGE
ISBN 13 : 1446254348
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book Learning in Early Childhood written by Pat Beckley and published by SAGE. This book was released on 2011-11-04 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By explaining the theoretical context and highlighting relevant research evidence, this book supports a whole child approach to learning in the early years. Drawing on case studies from a wide range of early years settings, the chapters consider how the different professions in education, health and social care can work together to achieve the best possible outcomes for all young children. Included are chapters on: ·theories of learning ·partnerships with parents and carers ·motivation and self-esteem ·diversity ·inclusion ·thinking skills ·approaches to play ·engaging early learners ·leadership and management ·multi-agency working The links made between theory and practice, and the practical suggestions for how to make this happen in any early years setting, make this book a vital text for all early years students.

Why Is My Child in Charge?

Author : Claire Lerner
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 153814901X
Total Pages : 219 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (381 download)

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Download or read book Why Is My Child in Charge? written by Claire Lerner and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2021-09-02 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Solve toddler challenges with eight key mindshifts that will help you parent with clarity, calmness, and self-control. In Why is My Child in Charge?, Claire Lerner shows how making critical mindshifts—seeing children’s behaviors through a new lens —empowers parents to solve their most vexing childrearing challenges. Using real life stories, Lerner unpacks the individualized process she guides parents through to settle common challenges, such as throwing tantrums in public, delaying bedtime for hours, refusing to participate in family mealtimes, and resisting potty training. Lerner then provides readers with a roadmap for how to recognize the root cause of their child’s behavior and how to create and implement an action plan tailored to the unique needs of each child and family. Why is My Child in Charge? is like having a child development specialist in your home. It shows how parents can develop proven, practical strategies that translate into adaptable, happy kids and calm, connected, in-control parents.

Feminist Baby Finds Her Voice!

Author : Loryn Brantz
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1368054242
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Feminist Baby Finds Her Voice! written by Loryn Brantz and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feminist Baby is back in the follow-up to the New York Times bestseller by two-time Emmy Award-winning author Loryn Brantz. Feminist Baby is learning to talkShe says what she thinks and it totally rocks! Feminist Babies stand up tall"Equal rights and toys for all!" Feminist Baby is ready for more adventures--and this time she has friends! Still strong and independent, readers will love Feminist Baby as she continues to teach about feminism in a fresh, accessible way.

The Life and Writings of the Right Reverend John Bernard Delany, D.D., Second Bishop of Manchester, N.H.

Author : Bp. John Bernard Delany
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 490 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (321 download)

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Download or read book The Life and Writings of the Right Reverend John Bernard Delany, D.D., Second Bishop of Manchester, N.H. written by Bp. John Bernard Delany and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: