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Rude Baby

Author : James W. Morris
Publisher : First Edition Design Pub.
ISBN 13 : 1506901492
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Rude Baby written by James W. Morris and published by First Edition Design Pub.. This book was released on 2021-06-28 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the near future, a woman named Lucinda enters a supermarket. Once inside, she realizes three things: first, the supermarket is big, preposterously, surreally big; second, there is no apparent way to check out; third, the produce department is selling human babies, extra-large genetically-manipulated newborns into which the store has downloaded—as an extra customer service feature—basic information about the world, enabling just-purchased tykes to walk and talk. But Lucinda's new baby is not sweet and cuddly; he's rude and snarky, refusing to play nice until she can prove to him growing up will be worth the effort. While Lucinda is attempting to return the brat to customer service, he escapes the shopping cart and determines to explore the vast store on his own and find the meaning of life. Is true wisdom to be found in Canned Goods? How about Frozen Foods? And who is the man with the sword? Why is he covered in blood? James W. Morris is a graduate of LaSalle University in Philadelphia, where he was awarded a scholarship for creative writing. He has published dozens of short stories, humor pieces, essays, and poems in various literary magazines, including PHILADELPHIA STORIES and ZAHIR, and worked for a time as a joke writer for Jay Leno. Keywords: Fiction, funny, surreal, bizarre, new, supermarket, philosophy, comedy, speculative, supernatural

Hyena

Author : Jude Angelini
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476789304
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book Hyena written by Jude Angelini and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the reader on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty, yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Jude is one of the top hip-hop radio hosts on Sirius Satellite radio. His self-published, print-on-demand edition of Hyena has been an indie bestseller, despite having no ebook or physical distribution. Its exploration of drugs, sex, and the human condition compares to Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Artie Lange, and Jim Norton. It also captures the hardscrabble culture, language, and landscape of post-industrial Detroit, from which came some of pop culture's most compelling artists.

Rude Cakes

Author : Rowboat Watkins
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452146187
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book Rude Cakes written by Rowboat Watkins and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story about a rude cake who never says please or thank you or listens to its parents, and a Giant Cyclops who is polite.

Cry Baby Coloring Book

Author : CryBaby Coloring CryBaby Coloring Book
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781542648516
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (485 download)

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Download or read book Cry Baby Coloring Book written by CryBaby Coloring CryBaby Coloring Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-20 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AMAZON BEST SELLER - BEST GIFT IDEAS This incredible adult coloring book by best-selling artist is the perfect way to relieve stress and aid relaxation while enjoying beautiful and highly detailed images. Each coloring page will transport you into a world of your own while your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Use Any of Your Favorite Tools Including colored pencils, pens, and fine-tipped markers. One Image Per Page Each image is printed on black-backed pages to prevent bleed-through. Display Your Artwork You can display your artwork with a standard 8.5" x 11" frame. Two Copies of Every Image Enjoy coloring your favorite images a second time, color with a friend, or have an extra copy in case you make a mistake. Includes FREE Digital Version As a special bonus, you can download a PDF and print your favorite images to as many times as you want. Now on Sale Regular Price: $9.99 - SAVE $6.99, 60% OFF - Limited time only. Makes the Perfect Gift Surprise that special someone in your life and make them smile. Buy two copies and enjoy coloring together. Buy Now, Start Coloring, and Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the buy button.

Don't Be Rude, Little Dude! Board Book

Author : Christie Hainsby
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781800583177
Total Pages : 14 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (831 download)

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Download or read book Don't Be Rude, Little Dude! Board Book written by Christie Hainsby and published by . This book was released on 2021-04 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dont Be Rude, Little Dude! is a hilarious board book with a novelty, push-out frog tongue. Children will love pressing the frog head to make Little Frogs tongue stick out, then joining in as the other characters shout, Dont be rude, little dude! This funny book is the perfect way to teach little ones not to be rude in a playful and enjoyable way.

Rude Awakening

Author : Susan Rogers Cooper
Publisher : Severn House Publishers Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1780100310
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Rude Awakening written by Susan Rogers Cooper and published by Severn House Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The tenth Milt Kovak mystery from this best-selling author . . . - Strange things are happening in Prophesy County. First, Deputy Dalton Pettigrew disappears on a mysterious date in Tulsa. His sister goes to rescue him, only to disappear herself. She'd left her middle child, Eli, in the care of Jean, the sheriff's wife, but now he's missing too. Who is the mysterious Dr. Emil Hawthorne, and why is he out to get Jean? Can Milt Kovak find Eli before it's too late?

How Rude!

Author : Clare Helen Welsh
Publisher : Words & Pictures
ISBN 13 : 1786033593
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book How Rude! written by Clare Helen Welsh and published by Words & Pictures. This book was released on 2018-09-26 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Dot and Duck in a simple, yet hilarious, story about kindness, manners, and friendship that gets more and more chaotic with every turn of the page! Dot invites Duck to a tea party, but from the moment Duck enters the house, the tea party descends into chaos; from licking sandwich fillings to spitting tea, Duck gets ruder...and ruder...and ruder. Just how will Dot react to such outrageous behavior? Simple, funny, and ultimately touching, this book will appeal to any child who is learning what it is not to be rude and, more importantly, what it is to be a true friend.

Rude

Author : Rebecca Reid
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982140836
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book Rude written by Rebecca Reid and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-12-14 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A timely and entertaining exploration of why ambitious women are often perceived as rude and how the power of rudeness can be harnessed in relationships, in bed, at work, and in everyday life. During a TV interview with a comedian, journalist Rebecca Reid found herself unable to get a word in edgewise. So, when she put her finger to her lips and shushed him, she became instantly known on the internet as “Rebecca Rude.” It was only then that she realized that being rude could actually be her superpower. A captivating blend of advice and pop culture, this “breezy feminist guide” (Publishers Weekly) shows you how to use the power of boldness in every area of your life. Exploring famous women who have been perceived as rude—including Princess Margaret, Anna Wintour, Taylor Swift, Meghan Markle, and others—Rude demonstrates how those women used their “rudeness” to get what they want and deserve out of life. Reid also addresses whether there are different rules of rudeness for women compared to men (yes, there are) and how being taught not to be rude actually prevents women from being successful—especially because when women are assertive, they are often judged as being aggressive. And while there’s a place for politeness, Rebecca argues that it’s never a bad time to stand up for yourself and achieve your dreams.

Enemy's Secret

Author : Ashlee Price
Publisher : Love Comes To Town
ISBN 13 : 9781958676080
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book Enemy's Secret written by Ashlee Price and published by Love Comes To Town. This book was released on 2022-08-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's the one I broke up with.My first love now turned into a sworn enemy.They say time heals all wounds.I say it ripped me a new one.I can't blame her for wanting to tear me and my company to the ground.I deserve her wrath.I was all she ever wanted.Then I broke her heart into a million pieces in front of all her friends.With those pouty red lips and bedroom voice.Strutting into the courtroom with more confidence than I can ever remember.She has the judge eating out of the palm of her hand.Kyra is the kind of woman every man wants.Beautiful. Smart. An incredible mother.To a daughter that sure does look and act a lot like me.But I'm no longer that young punk.We deserve a second chance.This time I'll make it right.This time I'll make her mine.

Recruiter Journal

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (327 download)

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Download or read book Recruiter Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Best Friend's Big Brother

Author : J P Comeau
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 214 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (331 download)

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Download or read book Best Friend's Big Brother written by J P Comeau and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-05 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heart wants what it can't have. Chase is too forbidden and tempting, and that's making me "chase" after him more. Well that... and the fact that he's insanely gorgeous. Chase is my best friend's big brother and she's totally freaked out by us. The drama is more than I can handle. But I don't blame her... not one bit. He's so much older. A billionaire. I mean, what do I have to offer a billionaire? Nothing. Oh, except for my innocence. And then a secret baby. My life went from totally normal to completely stormy quite quickly. Now with a newborn baby on the way, I'm forced to figure out when to break the news to my baby daddy.

The Southern Workman

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 738 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book The Southern Workman written by and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 738 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Feminist Baby Finds Her Voice!

Author : Loryn Brantz
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1368054242
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Feminist Baby Finds Her Voice! written by Loryn Brantz and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-04-04 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feminist Baby is back in the follow-up to the New York Times bestseller by two-time Emmy Award-winning author Loryn Brantz. Feminist Baby is learning to talkShe says what she thinks and it totally rocks! Feminist Babies stand up tall"Equal rights and toys for all!" Feminist Baby is ready for more adventures -- and this time she has friends! Still strong and independent, readers will love Feminist Baby as she continues to teach about feminism in a fresh, accessible way.

Arthur's Home Magazine

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1038 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book Arthur's Home Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1853 with total page 1038 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Too Old for Dolls

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4.M/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Too Old for Dolls written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Century

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1022 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Century written by and published by . This book was released on 1889 with total page 1022 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Edgar and Lucy

Author : Victor Lodato
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250096987
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Edgar and Lucy written by Victor Lodato and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2017-03-07 with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight-year-old Edgar Fini's loyalty is torn between the two women in his life. There's his mother, Lucy, who, though she has moments where she loves him, mostly disappears at night with her various 'suitors'. And then there's his grandmother, Florence, who dotes on him to the point where she is at a loss when he isn't around. Since his father's suicide, Florence and Edgar's relationship has become obsessive, each fully dependent on the other. When Florence suddenly dies, Lucy is thrown into the role of main caretaker and doesn't know how to handle her new job. But as Edgar and Lucy adjust, they must also deal with Ron, a local butcher who wants to court Lucy, and Conrad, an unsettlingly attentive adult whose intentions are at one more sinister and more innocent than Edgar could ever know.