Author : Paul Howard
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781847171368
Total Pages : 528 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (713 download)
Book Synopsis Ross O'Carroll Kelly and the Temple of Academe by : Paul Howard
Download or read book Ross O'Carroll Kelly and the Temple of Academe written by Paul Howard and published by . This book was released on 2008-08-29 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Miseducation Years and The Teenage Dirtbag Years, together in a single volume. The Miseducation Years So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out, pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve. But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst. And when they do ... OH MY GOD! The Teenage Dirtbag Years So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works. But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy, laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the same time? I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally know: college focking rocks.