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Republicans Do the Dumbest Things

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 1580631738
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Republicans Do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2000-05-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill Crawford follows up his hit books Rock Stars do the Dumbest Things and Movie Stars do the Dumbest Things with a volume that reinforces what we've known all along - Republicans do the Dumbest Things. From George Bush barfing on the Japanese prime minister to Ronald Reagan's announcement of nuclear war, Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the first book to celebrate and catalogue the hilarious heritage of the GOP. This collection includes all the misguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable GOP members, including Bob Dole, Helen Chenoweth, Pat Buchanan, George W. Bush, David Duke, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Rudolph Giuliani, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Richard Nixon, and Dan Quayle. Republicans do the Dumbest Things is the perfect book for Election 2000, a funny, edgy examination of Republican antics this is sure to be as controversial as it is entertaining. Democrats will love it. Republicans will hate it. And everyone will want it.

Democrats Do the Dumbest Things

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9781580631129
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (311 download)

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Download or read book Democrats Do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-05-05 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1c 2001 Gift 9.95.

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789651
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it. --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste. According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good.; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond.

185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449409431
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book 185 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Rueter panders to Republican party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Osama bin Laden: "[Osama bin Laden] is either alive and well or alive and not well or not alive." --Donald Rumsfeld Misunderestimation: "They misunderestimated me." --George W. Bush

Democrats do the Dumbest Things

Author : Bill Crawford
Publisher : Renaissance Books
ISBN 13 : 9781429972581
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (725 download)

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Download or read book Democrats do the Dumbest Things written by Bill Crawford and published by Renaissance Books. This book was released on 2011-04-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think you've heard every dumb thing they've said or done...think again! Outrageous indulgent, and downright dumb. That's right, we're talking aout the words and deeds committed by politicians, our favorite and least favorite people in the whole world. In this hilarious collections, it's he Democrats who step up to the mike, open their mouths, and insert their collective feet. Democrats do the dumbest things. Just ask any Republican who might wonder how Senator Ted Kennedy, whose legacy may have as much to do with his partying as with his party affiliation, kept his pants on long enough to serve the public. When Ted was photographed atop a twenty-two year old woman on a speed boat, a fellow senator quipped, "Well Teddy, I see you've changed your position on offshore drilling." You'll howl with laughter and wince in pain at the musguided actions, bizarre statements, and embarrassing moments of notable Democrats including Hillary Clinton, Jimmy Carter, Rev. Al B. Sharpton, Ed Koch, Gary Hart, Rev. Jesse Jackson, Jerry Brown, Lyndon Johnson, and of course, Bill Clinton. Find out the latest from presidential campaign 2000--namely what are Al Gore and local Democratic "loonies" doing to keep the "dumb hall of fame" from running out of members? Highlights include: After the Chicago Bulls won their sixth NBA championship in 1998 Vice President Al Gore gushed, "I tell you that Michael Jackson is unbelievable isn't he?" John F. Kennedy had this to say about aging: "There are two naked girls in the room, but I'm sitting here reading The Wall Street Journal. Does that mean I'm getting old?" Washington D.C. mayor Marion Barry once said, "Outside of the killing, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." These funny, edgy examinations of crazy political antics are sure to be as controversial as they are entertaining. Democrats will hate them. Republicans will love them. And everyone will want to read more.

The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Crown Archetype
ISBN 13 : 0307432521
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats/Republicans Ever Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Crown Archetype. This book was released on 2010-08-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.

449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740743702
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (437 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just in time for election season, political science professor and admitted political junkie Ted Rueter has compiled 449 stupid quotes, from Democrats and Republicans, drawn from a wide variety of sources, with full citations. Subjects include equality, mass transportation, aging, and hookers.

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780740743535
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (435 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." --Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said and 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good."; Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Strom Thurmond. The Dems fair little better in 449 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said. Al Gore said, "I would have kissed Tipper longer at the convention." Hillary Rodham Clinton, during a 2000 campaign interview with Hot 97, a Manhattan hip-hop radio station, stated; "Motown, Motown: That's my era. Those are my people." Rueter snags them all and provides two wonderful collections of quotations that will truly go down in history.

The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 0609806351
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book The 267 Stupidest Things Republicans Ever Said and The 267 Stupidest Things Democrats Ever Said written by Ted Rueter and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2000-06-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious bipartisan collection of rants, malapropisms, doublespeak, and just plain idiocy from lifelong politicians and Washington wannabes. Whether it's a Republican mayor on crime -- "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe (Frank Rizzo) -- or his Democratic counterpart on the same subject -- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country" (Marion Barry) -- political discourse is often off-course, not to mention unintentionally hilarious. Wickedly funny when read from either direction, this book presents both Republican stupidity ("Approximately 80 percent of our air pollution stems from vegetation"-- Ronald Reagan) and matching head-slappers from Democrats ("For those who died [in the San Francisco earthquake], their lives will never be the same again" -- Barbara Boxer). The 267 Stupidest Things . . is the perfect antidote to election-year bombast.

Stupid Things Republicans Say

Author : Political Pain Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781792091575
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (915 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Things Republicans Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Republicans Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Donald Trump and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!

They Think You're Stupid

Author : Herman Cain
Publisher : Stroud & Hall Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0974537608
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (745 download)

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Download or read book They Think You're Stupid written by Herman Cain and published by Stroud & Hall Publishers. This book was released on 2005 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do the scare tactics, deceptions, and distortions of politics frustrate you? Have you grown cynical about the lack of real-issue leadership in Washington? Do you often feel as if politicians are talking down to you-that they think you're stupid? Well, that is how politics-as-usual makes Herman Cain feel. In They Think You're Stupid, Cain proposes an action plan to help the marginalized voter find a true voice in the political process. At the same time, he offers political party leaders an avenue back to the heart of American democracy-the voters. Cain identifies a new voter phenomenon occurring across the nation. Displaced Democrats, rebellious Republicans, irate Independents, and registered non-voters sitting on the sidelines are refusing to strongly identify with either political party. They Think You're Stupid provides insightful analysis of the factors that have led to what he terms the "politically homeless." While Democrats are on the road to irrelevancy, Cain believes that Republicans have an opportunity to capture the loyalty of this growing segment of America. Herman Cain pinpoints a wide range of issues where he believes voters are unified-from the threat of terrorism to "economic slavery." He argues that the need to see real results around these issues can inspire the politically homeless to become more engaged in the political process, and by their very presence, transform policies and politics in Washington. From the perspective of a successful businessman, They Think You're Stupid offers hope for the disenfranchised voter and commonsense advice to the Republican Party. Cain explains, "The Republicans have a unique opportunity to dominate the political landscape for decades if they do a better job of reaching out to the party outsiders with results, rather than waiting for outsiders to reach in." Cain sees a new day in American politics, and that day must include a voice for the politically homeless. Book jacket.

Too Dumb to Fail

Author : Matt K. Lewis
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0316383910
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Too Dumb to Fail written by Matt K. Lewis and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a leading voice among young conservatives, an impassioned argument that to stay relevant the Republican Party must look beyond short-term electoral gains and re-commit to historic conservative values. In 1963 Richard Hofstadter published his landmark book Anti-Intellectualism in American Life. Today, Matt Lewis argues, America's inclination toward simplicity and stupidity is stronger than ever, and its greatest victim is the Republican Party. Lewis, a respected conservative columnist and frequent guest on MSNBC's Morning Joe, eviscerates the phenomenon of candidates with a "no experience required" mentality and tea party "patriots" who possess bluster but few core beliefs. Lewis traces the conservative movement's roots, from Edmund Burke to William F. Buckley, and from Goldwater's loss to Reagan's landslide victory. He highlights visionary thinkers who understood nuance and deep ideology and changed the course of the nation. As we approach the 2016 presidential election, Lewis has an urgent message for fellow conservatives: embrace wisdom, humility, qualifications, and inclusion -- or face extinction.

185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said

Author : Ted Rueter
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449409423
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book 185 Stupid Things Democrats Have Said written by Ted Rueter and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ted Rueter panders to Democratic party lines by collecting 370 oratorical guffaws credited to popular politicians. Categorized in alphabetical order and presented by subject topic, the quips include: Forgiveness: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times we should forgive, and he said seventy times seven. Well, I want you to know that I'm keeping a chart." --Hillary Rodham Clinton Me: "I am Al Gore, and I used to be the next president of the United States of America." --Al Gore

Stupid Things Democrats Say

Author : Political Pain Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781792092213
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (922 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Things Democrats Say written by Political Pain Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stupid Things Democrats Say is a 110-page blank, lined soft cover journal you can use to write down all the dumb things Nancy Pelosi and the rest of them say. P.S. You're going to need a bigger book!

449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said

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Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said written by and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough. . . . Do I do my hair with a weed whacker? I admit it." —Rep. James Traficant (D-Ohio, 1985-2002) Supposedly some of our brightest speakers, politicians say some pretty stupid things. Members of America's major political parties put out a roaring stream of downright dumb comments, pronouncements, and observations. For proof, look no further than Ted Rueter's 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said. 449 Stupid Things Republicans Have Said includes subjects ranging from cloning and federal spending to foreign affairs and kissing. Asked what he and former British Prime Minister Tony Blair have in common, President George W. Bush remarked, "Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste." According to then-Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neill, "If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record of nuclear energy is really very good." Rueter catches the best of the best, whether the gaffes came from Bob Dole, Trent Lott, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Strom Thurmond.

More Political Babble

Author : David Olive
Publisher : Turner Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 0470346809
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book More Political Babble written by David Olive and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2008-05-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I was dramatically shaped by my grandmother and my aunts because they convinced me there was always a cookie available. Deep down inside I'm four years old, and I wake up and think out there, there's a cookie. Every morning I'm going, you know, either it can be baked or it's already been bought, but it's in a jar . . . somewhere. . . ." — Newt Gingrich in 1994, from his Renewing American Civilization Lecture Series Picking up where its hilarious predecessor left off, this wickedly witty new treasure trove of outbursts, bon mots, and miscalculations draws from every corner of the political arena: foreign affairs, the White House, the scandals, the media, the campaign trail, and more. The laughs come from politicians past and present, including Republican presidential hopefuls Bob ("I don't think I'm mean. I don't throw things at my wife or staff.") Dole and Phil ("I'm carrying so much pork I'm beginning to get trichinosis.") Gramm. David Olive proves beyond a doubt that oral ineptitude knows no political affiliation, and that even history's most revered politicians could, at times, put foot firmly in mouth. The great Sir Thomas More once said, "Anyone who deliberately tries to get himself elected to public office is permanently disqualified from holding one." After reading this priceless compendium, we're sure you'll agree. Or perhaps President Clinton's campaign adviser, Paul Begala, put it best: "Politics is show business for ugly people." "Well, I don't have much job security." — Bill Clinton, on why he still plays the saxophone "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle." — Hillary Clinton "I understand my critics are fixated and pathologically disoriented, but they are my opponents. Why should I try to correct them?" — Newt Gingrich "We've never had a president named Bob. And I think it's time." — Bob Dole "I've got a lot to learn about Washington. Why, yesterday I accidentally spent some of my own money." — Senator Fred Thompson "Let me win the election and after that you come ask me questions about how I run a government." — Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien "Last year I was Bambi, this year Stalin. From Disneyland to dictatorship in twelve short months." — British Labor Party Leader Tony Blair

Republican Like Me

Author : Ken Stern
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062460862
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Republican Like Me written by Ken Stern and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this controversial National Bestseller, the former CEO of NPR sets out for conservative America wondering why these people are so wrong about everything. It turns out, they aren’t. Ken Stern watched the increasing polarization of our country with growing concern. As a longtime partisan Democrat himself, he felt forced to acknowledge that his own views were too parochial, too absent of any exposure to the “other side.” In fact, his urban neighborhood is so liberal, he couldn’t find a single Republican--even by asking around. So for one year, he crossed the aisle to spend time listening, talking, and praying with Republicans of all stripes. With his mind open and his dial tuned to the right, he went to evangelical churches, shot a hog in Texas, stood in pit row at a NASCAR race, hung out at Tea Party meetings and sat in on Steve Bannon’s radio show. He also read up on conservative wonkery and consulted with the smartest people the right has to offer. What happens when a liberal sets out to look at issues from a conservative perspective? Some of his dearly cherished assumptions about the right slipped away. Republican Like Me reveals what lead him to change his mind, and his view of an increasingly polarized America.