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Book Synopsis Release Your Inner Old Fart by : Mark Leigh
Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.
Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.
Book Synopsis Discovering Your Inner Clown by : L. B. Wilshere-Cumming
Download or read book Discovering Your Inner Clown written by L. B. Wilshere-Cumming and published by L.B Wilshere-Cumming Prods. This book was released on 2008 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fantastic, innovative, hilarious new book featuring a contribution from legendary entertainer, comedian Jerry Lewis! Finally, there is a practical, inexpensive, enjoyable solution to healing your chronic pain without using all those annoying potions and lotions! Weep no more and get ready to take your punch line pills. This extraordinary book shows you how your 'funny bones' eliminate the pain in all your other bones! It covers a broad range of pain-relieving topics such as: improving your sex life; bettering your partnerships; raising happy kids; enhancing your self-esteem; controlling your anger; winning at work, and much more -- in an easy-going, highly readable, amusing way. The author is a comedian/psychotherapist who is a survivor of numerous life-threatening illnesses (i.e., tumours, meningitis, spinal and neck injuries) and she is a vigorous campaigner for progressive chronic pain research and treatment. She puts her pain management thoughts across with switched on jeu d'esprit and swinging, relaxed fun. The book makes managing your chronic pain a blast and even the legendary comedian/entertainer Jerry Lewis agrees! He liked the idea so much that he contributed! So yes, it is true: `Discovering Your Inner Clown,' can help you to cope more effectively with chronic pain! This small book with a big font will make you smile your way to becoming a stronger, healthier, happier person: guaranteed.
Download or read book Old Fart written by S. B. Nozaz and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-30 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old Fart : Blank Swear Journal To Write Down For Release Stress. Blank, white, unlined , large 8 inches X 10 inches ,120 pages splendid blank sketchbook.Freely to write your swear in order to release stress with wonderful blank book.Just get it for yourself or your beloved one!
Download or read book Supreme War Blade written by Da MoGuYang and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 617 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was the king of the mercenary world, but he had fallen into a huge conspiracy ...
Book Synopsis Inner Space. Book Two the Reluctant Nemesis by : Merlin Fraser
Download or read book Inner Space. Book Two the Reluctant Nemesis written by Merlin Fraser and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-27 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Two of Merlin Fraser's Inner Space trilogy of paranormal murder mysteries involving Detective Inspector Nick Burton.
Book Synopsis Old Fart Adult Notebook by : S. B. Nozaz
Download or read book Old Fart Adult Notebook written by S. B. Nozaz and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To release your stress from the big day, sometimes you need to swear. Anyway, to swear in the front of people is not look good. This notebook is the way to solve the problem and help you feel more relax.Feel free to write down anything, any word you like to swear. Let's release your big day with this miracle notebook ( Adult Blank Journal to write , sketch, draw and paint on. Blank, white, unlined , large 8.5 inches X 11 inches ,100 pages. )
Book Synopsis Live, Laugh, and Fart Like a Five Year Old by : Nicole Spaulding
Download or read book Live, Laugh, and Fart Like a Five Year Old written by Nicole Spaulding and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-01-31 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Live, Laugh and Fart Like A Five Year Old contains short light-hearted exercises on how to access and release your inner child - by experiencing the wonder and joy of the kids who surround you. Now, start your adventure. Peel away the stress of adulthood and challenge yourself to live, laugh, and fart like a five year old.
Book Synopsis Conquering Cancer My Way by : Dr. Elior Kinarthy
Download or read book Conquering Cancer My Way written by Dr. Elior Kinarthy and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Dr. Elior Kinarthy retired from California to the seaside city of Victoria, British Columbia, he was soon faced with a daunting challenge. Diagnosed with prostate cancer, he began a fifteen-year journey to finding the treatment plan that would save his life. By altering and augmenting advice by his oncologists, he created an anti-cancer lifestyle with alternative medicine and supplements. He eventually discovered the Gorter Model of holistic immunotherapy in Cologne, Germany, and has been cancer-free ever since. Now eighty-three, he offers hope to cancer patients and encourages them to use innovative approaches to treatment as they strengthen their bodies, minds, and spirits and walk toward a brighter, healthier future.
Book Synopsis Fitness for Old Farts by : Tim Plewman
Download or read book Fitness for Old Farts written by Tim Plewman and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Saffron Trail written by Rosanna Ley and published by Quercus Publishing. This book was released on 2017-11-09 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exotic tale of lost family secrets from the #1 Kindle Bestseller 'The perfect holiday companion' - Heat 'The ultimate feel-good read' - Candis 'Sun-soaked escapism' - Best ********** After the death of her beloved mother, Nell travels from rural Cornwall to the colour and chaos of Marrakech. Her marriage may be on the rocks, but exploring the heady delights of Moroccan cuisine could help her fulfil her dream of opening her own restaurant. It's there she meets Amy - a young photographer trying to unravel the story behind her family's involvement in the Vietnam War. The two women develop a close friendship and discover a surprising connection between their own pasts. This connection will take Nell and Amy on a journey to find their own 'saffron trail' - from the labyrinthine medina and bustle of Moroccan bazaars all the way back home to Cornwall and to the heart of their families' origins. ******** SEE WHAT EVERYONE IS SAYING ABOUT ROSANNA LEY: 'An impeccably researched and deftly written narrative that kept me hooked until the end' - Kathryn Hughes, bestselling author of The Letter 'Loved it from start to finish. A brilliant holiday read' - Amazon reviewer 'Perfectfor fans of Santa Montefiore, Victoria Hislop and Leah Fleming' - Candis 'On so many levels a fantastic read' - Amazon reviewer 'A fascinating story with engaging themes' - Dinah Jefferies, bestselling author of The Tea Planter's Wife 'Warm, enthralling, one of my favourite authors' - Amazon reviewer
Book Synopsis Pangu Descendant Warrior by : Xie ZhiShangAiZhiHen
Download or read book Pangu Descendant Warrior written by Xie ZhiShangAiZhiHen and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-05-20 with total page 871 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q city's summer was not as hot as other cities. As a seaside city, it had the characteristics that a seaside city should have. Although the weather was hot, the sea breeze still gave people a chill, except for those hot-blooded teenagers in high school ... The third high school is a comprehensive strong school in the city of Q, not the comprehensive teaching, but the comprehensive students. There were all kinds of students here, be they poor or rich, good or bad, all of them would appear in this school. Some of the students' parents had countless amounts of money, while some of the parents were just ordinary workers. Some students were generous, kind and empathetic, while others were ruthless and sinister. The reason for this is that No. 3 High School is a special school. In high school, the teaching level and promotion rate of No. 3 High School are in the whole world.
Book Synopsis Old Fart Adult Blank Journal by : Roselyn Connson
Download or read book Old Fart Adult Blank Journal written by Roselyn Connson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To release your stress from the big day, sometimes you need to swear. Anyway, to swear in the front of people is not look good. This notebook is the way to solve the problem and help you feel more relax.Feel free to write down anything, any word you like to swear. Let's release your big day with this miracle notebook.
Download or read book Fart for Freedom written by C.S. Davies and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-12-15 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two demented psychotic groups are engaged in a battle for moral, if not hygienic superiority. Fart For Freedom, with their freedom farters like the Silent But Deadly assassins and Curry Men explosive experts, are steadfastly led by their leaders; the Inner Rectum. Their sole purpose in life is to make the world a place where anyone can fart anytime and anywhere, without fear of retribution. Opposing them is STOP; the Society To Oppress Perverts- a group that brings a whole new meaning to the term anal retentiveness. Their puritanical view of the world sets them against the freedom farters at every turn. In the STOP world; clean equals serene. Unwillingly thrown into this turbulent situation is Algenon Plugg; a mild-mannered man with a traumatic past. After memories of his childhood catch up with him at a most inopportune time, he is hurled into a maelstrom that threatens death and destruction for anyone who crosses his path. If Fart For Freedom is to survive, they must eliminate the opposition before they themselves are eliminated.
Book Synopsis The Zen of Farting by : Reepah Gud Wan
Download or read book The Zen of Farting written by Reepah Gud Wan and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-09-11 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1993, a Taiwanese fisherman opened a chest that had been in his family for centuries. Inside, he found a manuscript which may be as significant as the Dead Sea scrolls—a manuscript which will revolutionize our thinking about the origins of Zen. Written on a rice paper scroll, the manuscript records the teachings of the founder of Zen, the Master Reepah Gud Wan. It makes it quite clear that Reepah, a legitimate teacher of Buddhism, was frustrated by the inability of his students to grasp the abstract concepts of the Buddha. In desperation, he decided to play a joke on them. He invented the Zen of Farting, confident that even the densest pupil would realize that he was making a joke and laugh at his excessive seriousness—not to mention his farts. The joke went over like a stale air biscuit. Soon, the Master had thousands of students eager to learn this brave new spiritual teaching, the Zen of Farting. Thus was Zen born, not of heaven, but of the 'ethereal child of earth.'
Book Synopsis Old Fart-Ism and How to Avoid It by : Alexis Poole
Download or read book Old Fart-Ism and How to Avoid It written by Alexis Poole and published by Austin Macauley. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USE THIS BOOK TO PUT SOME FUN INTO CHECKING HOW WELL YOU AND YOUR ACQUAINTENCES ARE COMMUNICATING WITH THE WORLD AT LARGE Have you or someone you know started to think or say things like: * People mumble so much these days * Everything was better when I was younger * I distrust people with smiley faces * It's so difficult to find out what's going on these days * Buying new clothes and changing your style is for the young THIS BOOK HAS ANOTHER 25 OLD FART-ISMS TO BE AVOIDED WHEN COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER PEOPLE To avoid falling into 'Old Fart-ism' we must embrace thechanging world and update our communication skills. Failure is not the worst thing that can happen - giving up is. REMEMBER, BEING OLDER IS TO BE ENJOYED NOT ENDURED DO, by John G Woodford Don't let your daughter drink coconut water And dance in the carnival band, Or let your son drink too much fine rum And end up unable to stand...DO IT YOURSELF!
Download or read book The Delamere Boys written by Sandra Benns and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-09-15 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was 1966 in a small town in the heart of the Canadian Rockies when Reggie Delamere, age eleven, learns that washing dishes at the local restaurant means that he has some supper, with enough left over to take to school for lunch the next day. At the age of sixteen, dressed in his new Canadian Armed Forces fatigues, Reggie is a few steps further along with his goal of becoming a somebody. And then, we find him at age 40, in a middle-aged crisis. He sets out for Toronto to find his foster mother and the only real home he has ever known. Little did he know this journey would include fathering two sons. Frankie Delamere, Reggie’s son, is a wanna-be engineer just like his dad. He figured out early on that ladies-of-all-ages like a boy in a cowboy hat and he knows how to work it. Calvin, the baby, is born to be an artist. He was drawing women’s fashions from the get-go. He comes on to the dating scene leaning toward having as many boyfriends as he has girlfriends. He decides early on that there is no need to choose one gender over the other. In spite of all their differences, the three Delamere boys patch up each other’s misadventures as best they can. Reggie watches his son Frankie take on fork in the road while Calvin chooses a different path altogether.
