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Author : Michael Rosen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780451174611
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (746 download)
Download or read book Rude Rhymes written by Michael Rosen and published by . This book was released on 1993-02-01 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : John Foster
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007335385
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Really Rude Rhymes written by John Foster and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2009-08 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of wonderfully hilarious, really rude poems put together by a master compiler, well known for his collections with OUP. John Foster is a poet in his own right and is highly-regarded in both the trade and in schools for his brilliant collections. REALLY RUDE POEMS continues a sparkling new collection of nonsense poems which mark the return of Collins Children's Books to poetry publishing. John Foster is a well-known poet, anthologist and teacher who is highly-regarded both in the trade and in schools.
Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141378891
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (413 download)
Download or read book Dirty Beasts written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The much-loved Roald Dahl collection of hilarious animal rhymes, updated for a whole new generation of readers with an exciting new interior design and cover look. A collection of (mainly) grisly beasts out for human blood, ranging from Crocky-Wock the crocodile to Stingaling the scorpion. Described in verse with all Dahl's usual gusto and illustrated in suitably lurid style by Quentin Blake. Exciting, bold and instantly recognisable with Quentin Blake's inimitable artwork.
Author : Nancy Tillman
Publisher : Feiwel & Friends
ISBN 13 : 1466818182
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)
Download or read book Tumford's Rude Noises written by Nancy Tillman and published by Feiwel & Friends. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tumford isn't really a terrible cat. It's just, like many children, Tum loves to make loud noises. But today, his parents are not in the mood. They have friends coming over and Tummy isn't just loud. No, Tumford is rude! This charming tale from the multiple New York Times bestselling author Nancy Tillman is sure to delight readers everywhere, as she once again reaffirms that – no matter how much trouble you may get into – you are loved.
Author : Iona Opie
Publisher : New York Review of Books
ISBN 13 : 9780940322691
Total Pages : 468 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (226 download)
Download or read book The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren written by Iona Opie and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2000-08-31 with total page 468 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1959, Iona and Peter Opie's The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren is a pathbreaking work of scholarship that is also a splendid and enduring work of literature. Going outside the nursery, with its assortment of parent-approved entertainments, to observe and investigate the day-to-day creative intelligence and activities of children, the Opies bring to life the rites and rhymes, jokes and jeers, laws, games, and secret spells of what has been called "the greatest of savage tribes, and the only one which shows no signs of dying out."
Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780142414828
Total Pages : 43 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (148 download)
Download or read book Roald Dahl's Revolting Rhymes written by Roald Dahl and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous retellings in verse of six well-known fairy tales featuring surprise endings in place of the traditional happily-ever-after.
Author : Kathryn Petras
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0679776222
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (797 download)
Download or read book Very Bad Poetry written by Kathryn Petras and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1997-03-25 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511524124
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (241 download)
Download or read book A Little Book of Limericks written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.
Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545261244
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)
Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.
Author : Jenna Laffin
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1632904519
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (329 download)
Download or read book The Rude Moose written by Jenna Laffin and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2015-03 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A moose doesn't use his manners with friends, at school, or ever! But he learns why it's important to treat others with kindness in this original song paired with a picture book. Includes hardcover book, music CD plus online music access.
Author : Stephen Fry
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101216824
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)
Download or read book The Ode Less Travelled written by Stephen Fry and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-08-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian and actor Stephen Fry's witty and practical guide, now in paperback, gives the aspiring poet or student the tools and confidence to write and understand poetry. Stephen Fry believes that if one can speak and read English, one can write poetry. In The Ode Less Travelled, he invites readers to discover the delights of writing poetry for pleasure and provides the tools and confidence to get started. Through enjoyable exercises, witty insights, and simple step-by-step advice, Fry introduces the concepts of Metre, Rhyme, Form, Diction, and Poetics. Most of us have never been taught to read or write poetry, and so it can seem mysterious and intimidating. But Fry, a wonderfully competent, engaging teacher and a writer of poetry himself, sets out to correct this problem by explaining the various elements of poetry in simple terms, without condescension. Fry's method works, and his enthusiasm is contagious as he explores different forms of poetry: the haiku, the ballad, the villanelle, and the sonnet, among many others. Along the way, he introduces us to poets we've heard of but never read. The Ode Less Travelled is not just the survey course you never took in college, it's a lively celebration of poetry that makes even the most reluctant reader want to pick up a pencil and give it a try.
Author : Kenn Nesbitt
Publisher : Purple Room Publishing
ISBN 13 : 098837630X
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (883 download)
Download or read book The Armpit of Doom written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Purple Room Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.
Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 1613746288
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)
Download or read book Pun and Games written by Richard Lederer and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 1996-06-01 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduces the wacky world of wordplay with puns, spoonerisms, games of word substitution, and more.
Author : AUTHOR. 17527
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 9780241677582
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (775 download)
Download or read book Revolting Rhymes written by AUTHOR. 17527 and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2024-01-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ah-ha, you see, the plot grows thicker, And Cindy's luck starts looking sicker. This beautiful edition of Revolting Rhymes, part of The Roald Dahl Classic Collection, features official archive material from the Roald Dahl Museum and is perfect for Dahl fans old and new. So, enter a world where invention and mischief can be found on every page and where magic might be at the very tips of your fingers . . . The Roald Dahl Classic Collection reinstates the versions of Dahl's books that were published before the 2022 Puffin editions, aimed at newly independent young readers.
Author : Hilaire Belloc
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.X/5 ( download)
Download or read book Cautionary Tales for Children written by Hilaire Belloc and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bernard SHORT
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Rude Rhymes written by Bernard SHORT and published by . This book was released on 1824 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Anna Humphrey
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062036106
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)
Download or read book Rhymes with Cupid written by Anna Humphrey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-12-21 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodman's Gifts & Stationery Store February 14 Cashier: Elyse 3 boxes of heart-shaped chocolate . . . $12.00 Chocolate is the only good thing about this nauseating holiday. 4 containers of candy hearts . . . $5.00 Ever since my ex cheated on me, I've sworn off love. Too bad my new neighbor Patrick didn't get the memo. 1 Valentine's Day card . . . $4.50 I'm not interested. Although, he is pretty cute. And sweet. And funny. 1 singing Cupid doll (promotional item) . . . $0.00 Stupid Cupid! Point your arrows at someone else. . . . Subtotal . . . $21.50 It's going to be a complicated Valentine's Day.
