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Author : Evan Esar
Publisher : Barnes & Noble Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781566195294
Total Pages : 990 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (952 download)
Download or read book 20,000 Quips & Quotes written by Evan Esar and published by Barnes & Noble Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 990 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : E. C. McKenzie
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781565635456
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (354 download)
Download or read book 14,000 Quips and Quotes written by E. C. McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find that cute little quip to underscore an important point in a talk or search for "filler" for that newsletter in this compilation of 14,000 one-liners. Presented in alphabetical order by topic, it's easy to find what you're looking for--many topics have over 100 quips and one-liners. Whether you're seeking a little humor or something more thought-provoking, it's all here in "14,000 Quips and Quotes." This book is a valuable resource tool for any speaker, teacher or writer.
Author : E. C. McKenzie
Publisher : Gramercy
ISBN 13 : 9780517427125
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (271 download)
Download or read book 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers written by E. C. McKenzie and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 1984 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 14,000 snappy sayings and clever remarks, guaranteed to add spice to any speech, writing or conversation. Over 550 subjects, alphabetically arranged. 592 pages.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780842350358
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (53 download)
Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Author : Orange Hippo!
Publisher : Little Books of Music
ISBN 13 : 9781787392557
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (925 download)
Download or read book The Little Guide to the Beatles (Unofficial and Unauthorised) written by Orange Hippo! and published by Little Books of Music. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bite-sized collection of more than 170 quotes by and about the Fab Four from Liverpool. You say you want a revolution? The Beatles created one, unleashing a fan frenzy with their music and style. Beatlemaniacs will love this collection of quips from the band, their collaborators, and others. The quotes range from John's "I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition," to Paul's "There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway."
Author : Kevin Lippert
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1616897805
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (168 download)
Download or read book The Writer Says written by Kevin Lippert and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-11-06 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The seventh in our popular Words of Wisdom series, The Writer Says summons readers to an intimate gathering of novelists, essayists, grammarians, academics, and journalists—a glittering cocktail party, where the guests may be self-identified introverts (like Patti Smith, who writes "to set herself apart cocooned, rapt in solitude") but share their sparkling insights in this volume. Among the celebrated international guest list: Henry James and Mark Twain, squaring off about modifiers (James: pro and Twain: con); Charles Bukowski and Beverly Cleary, at odds about revision; Zadie Smith and Chinua Achebe, discussing the moral responsibilities of a writer; and Jonathan Ames and Jackie Collins, united in their desire to give readers pleasure. The Writer Says reveals the formative experiences, processes, preferences, and work habits of our most beloved writers, and will inspire readers, writers, and closet scribblers alike to follow Rick Bass's dictum: "Write every day. Don't ever stop."
Author : Sandra Hill
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062343904
Total Pages : 327 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)
Download or read book Frankly, My Dear written by Sandra Hill and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-02-18 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lost in the Bayou... Selene has always had three great passions: men, food . . . and Gone With the Wind. Still, the glamorous model always seems to be starving for both nourishment and affection. Weary of the petty world of high fashion, she heads to New Orleans for one last shoot before she chucks it all and begins a whole new life. But she doesn't realize that, thanks to an errant voodoo spell, her new life will happen 150 years in the past . . . and in the company of a dark and brooding gentleman who could give Rhett Butler a run for his money! An alarmingly handsome Southern planter, James Baptiste may not have Rhett's cavalier spirit—and his plantation is certainly no Tara! But it's clear as crystal that this virile Creole is a lover worth giving a damn about. And with God as her witness, Selene vows she will never go hungry for this man again!
Author : Editors of Thunder Bay Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 164517607X
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (451 download)
Download or read book The Office Word Search, Quips, Quotes & Coloring Book written by Editors of Thunder Bay Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reunite with the gang from Dunder Mifflin in these word search puzzles, accompanied by hilarious quotes from the award-winning comedy series and quotes to color in. More than 50 themed word searches are accompanied by hilarious quips and quotes from the hit NBC comedy series The Office. Fans of the TV show can color in some of the quotes while taking a trip down memory lane with their favorite Dunder Mifflin characters and episodes, such as "Diversity Day," "The Injury," "Casino Night," and more. Word search puzzles are a great way to relax and de-stress—and a few laughs won’t hurt, either!
Author : Karen Weekes
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594745455
Total Pages : 485 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Women Know Everything! written by Karen Weekes and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2011-02-15 with total page 485 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wit and wisdom from A to Z—a super-sized collection of inspirational quotes from bad*ss women in history and today, including Oprah Winfrey, Marilyn Monroe, and Toni Morrison. With more than 3,000 quotations on everything from fashion and feminism to men, marriage, friendship, history, technology, sports, and more, this massive compilation proves once and for all that women know everything! Each page offers wisdom, wit, and inspiration from a host of legendary women—from Jane Austen and Colette to Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Toni Morrison, Liz Phair, Ellen DeGeneres, and Naomi Klein. Here’s what they have to say about: Success “I still have my feet on the ground. I just wear better shoes.” —Oprah Winfrey Men and Women “Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backward and in high heels.” —Faith Whittlesey Being Single “I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.” —Elayne Boosler Individuality “Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.” —Judy Garland Family “If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don’t be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning ‘Good morning’ at total strangers.” —Maya Angelou Quotations “I always have a quotation for everything—it saves original thinking.” —Dorothy L. Sayers With contributions from writers, artists, celebrities, politicians, scientists, and legendary figures all over the world, Women Know Everything! offers addictive reading—and a superb reference—for women of all ages.
Author : Jim Kraus
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 0800720865
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
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Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 161689489X
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (168 download)
Download or read book The Musician Says written by and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Musician Says is an all-access backstage pass to the world of singers, songwriters, composers, and instrumentalists—all those who have a relationship with the Muse and have experienced the sacrifices, satisfactions, and frustrations it brings. You'll hear from an eclectic group that spans centuries and genres, from Mozart to Mick Jagger, Louis Armstrong to Jay Z, Dolly Parton to Lady Gaga, and many more. Paired like unlikely guests at a backstage party, this unruly crew riffs about the blessings and curses of the musician's life. This collection of intriguing and provocative quotations will remind anyone who has dreamed of playing Carnegie Hall (or maybe just mastering three chords) that the creative process bridges time and place, and that music is indeed a universal language.
Author : Richard Benson
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0857655647
Total Pages : 207 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)
Download or read book Dad's Wit written by Richard Benson and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-09-06 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope' - Bill Cosby When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you of why being a dad is the best job in the world.
Author : Matt Singer
Publisher : Insight Editions
ISBN 13 : 9781683839484
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (394 download)
Download or read book Marvel Comics: Spider-Man (Tiny Book) written by Matt Singer and published by Insight Editions. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “With great power there must also come great responsibility!” Discover the most memorable and funniest Spider-Man moments with this collectible tiny book of quotes! Spider-Man is associated with some of the most famous quotes in all of comics’ history. From hilarious quips to wise proclamations about heroism and responsibility, few super heroes are as quotable as Spider-Man. Now, fans can enjoy their favorite Spidey quotes with this comprehensive, pocket-sized collection. • Take Spider-Man’s heroism with you wherever you go: With its 1.34” x 1.73” size, this tiny book fits in the palm of your hand. • More than 150 quotes: Packed with plenty of one-liners, quips, and inspirational sayings, this tiny book is the ultimate guide to the most quotable moments in Spider-Man history. • Great for collectors of all ages: As a stocking stuffer or a novelty gift for your favorite Marvel fan, this tiny book will delight comic book enthusiasts of all ages. • The perfect addition to your Marvel library: A miniscule but mighty companion to your Marvel collection, Marvel Comics: Spider-Man is the most quotable addition to Insight Editions’ line of tiny books covering Captain America, classic Disney films, and more.
Author : Gordon Leidner
Publisher : Cumberland House
ISBN 13 : 9781402280092
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (8 download)
Download or read book Founding Fathers written by Gordon Leidner and published by Cumberland House. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones."—George Washington Filled with more than 220 quotes from America's most influential founders, The Founding Fathers: Quotes, Quips, and Speeches captures the essence of the leaders who forged a new country based on their beliefs of freedom and liberty. Discover their thoughts on honesty, democracy, perseverance, hope, character, and leadership with quotes from James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, and more. Beautiful packaging complete with gold foil adds to the sophisticated feel of this hardcover, making it the perfect gift for any history lover.
Author : Julian L'Estrange
Publisher : Weidenfeld & Nicolson
ISBN 13 : 9780304366798
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (667 download)
Download or read book The Big Book of Sex Quotes written by Julian L'Estrange and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2004 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When authorities remind you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."--Matt Groening (The Simpsons). Prudes beware: there are no repressive authorities or censors here. From Aphrodisiacs to Rude Food, Virginity to Viagra, these 1001 unexpurgated sex quotes--divided into 75 categories--are too good to keep under cover. As with every volume in the popular "Big Book" series, the seductive array of material covers a wide span, and nothing is too hot to handle. Some are fresh off the press: "Study Finds Sex-Pregnancy Link" trumpets one newspaper headline. (Who knew?) Others come from our finest comic geniuses, such as Woody Allen's "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." Whether it's Mae West's sassy "To err is human--but it feels divine" or Andy Warhol's surprising "Sex is the biggest nothing of all time," these are entertaining and amazing.
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781519206350
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Retirement Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-11-09 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I see you've just turned 64. When are you thinking of retiring?' 'Constantly!' Most retirement jokes are just about old age, but this little book is packed with quips and quotes about retirement itself, making it suitable for anyone planning a retirement speech or looking for a retirement gift. So put on your slippers, light your pipe and sit back for a 'lump sum' of laughter!
Author : Leroy Leslie
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595508766
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (955 download)
Download or read book Royal Lines: Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes written by Leroy Leslie and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't drag me into An ugliness match! The last time I looked Into a mirror I could see clearly, I won't win!" "The horse of wickedness galloping, the tortoise of righteousness crawling. Yet righteousness arrives first at the winning post because wickedness is going in the wrong direction." "Polish is to shoes what education is to the mind." Royal Lines is a collection of vivid quotes, that explain underlying meanings of life's encounters. The author uses humor and wit to re-channel negative vibes into positive attitudes.
