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Book Synopsis Quick Quips and Quotes by : Daniel E. Josipovich
Download or read book Quick Quips and Quotes written by Daniel E. Josipovich and published by Bluebook. This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quips- A collection of sayings that tease all of your emotions. Some are witty, others are thought-provoking and even outrageously funny. Hire a teenager while he still knows everything. There are two great tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want and the other is getting what you want. Some days I feel like a three pound hen trying to lay a four pound egg. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. - Author.
Download or read book Quick Quips & Quotes written by and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Quick Quips & Quotes by : Daniel E. Josipovich
Download or read book Quick Quips & Quotes written by Daniel E. Josipovich and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-16 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to laugh? Perhaps I should ask "ya' wanna laugh?" Go to the chapter about "Humor". Ya wanna laugh some more? Go to the chapter about "Senior Humor". Maybe you're the intellectual type who wants something to ponder over? Well, we have chapters for you too. Try "Idioms" or Philosophy". Actually the whole book is something to think about! "In anything funny, look for a truth." "In many truths, one can find humor." About twenty five years ago, or more, the author began to collect famous quotes like Mark Twain's famous, "The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated." The author's collection quoted everyone from ancient philosophers to modern comedians. They all had or have something important to say. He especially loves the ones called "One Liners". They express in only a minimum of words great thoughts, deep emotions and even hilarity. "Learn to laugh at yourself. Everyone else does." No matter who or what you are this book "All About Life" will give one that needed smile or a realization that someone else went through that very same thing before. Accept this challenge, if you will, to find every possible emotion made humorous, understandable or explained. After all, it is all about life.
Book Synopsis 14,000 Quips and Quotes by : E. C. McKenzie
Download or read book 14,000 Quips and Quotes written by E. C. McKenzie and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find that cute little quip to underscore an important point in a talk or search for "filler" for that newsletter in this compilation of 14,000 one-liners. Presented in alphabetical order by topic, it's easy to find what you're looking for--many topics have over 100 quips and one-liners. Whether you're seeking a little humor or something more thought-provoking, it's all here in "14,000 Quips and Quotes." This book is a valuable resource tool for any speaker, teacher or writer.
Book Synopsis 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers by : E. C. McKenzie
Download or read book 14,000 Quips & Quotes for Writers & Speakers written by E. C. McKenzie and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 1984 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 14,000 snappy sayings and clever remarks, guaranteed to add spice to any speech, writing or conversation. Over 550 subjects, alphabetically arranged. 592 pages.
Book Synopsis Quick Quips & Quotes by : Daniel E. Josipovich
Download or read book Quick Quips & Quotes written by Daniel E. Josipovich and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-15 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are those people who smile readily and bring cheer and brightness to those around them. They tell stories, jokes and more just to bring a smile to others faces. They are very easy to identify. As they approach a room or an area the people there begin to smile. Their actions remind one of how a child acts when going to grandma's house. They know she has some goodies and unconditional love to share. Children grow up, but we still wait for the sweet moment when someone makes us smile or laugh or feel good. It's a special kind of joy. To those smile givers and joy spreaders this book is dedicated. I trust that it will supply them with even more happiness to distribute. To them, I extend my appreciation and gratitude. Keep on smiling. The world needs you!.
Book Synopsis Quips, Quotes and Quick Starters by : Tom Carr
Download or read book Quips, Quotes and Quick Starters written by Tom Carr and published by Youthlight. This book was released on 2007-02-01 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Royal Lines: Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes by : Leroy Leslie
Download or read book Royal Lines: Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes written by Leroy Leslie and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't drag me into An ugliness match! The last time I looked Into a mirror I could see clearly, I won't win!" "The horse of wickedness galloping, the tortoise of righteousness crawling. Yet righteousness arrives first at the winning post because wickedness is going in the wrong direction." "Polish is to shoes what education is to the mind." Royal Lines is a collection of vivid quotes, that explain underlying meanings of life's encounters. The author uses humor and wit to re-channel negative vibes into positive attitudes.
Book Synopsis Quips, Quotes, & Queries by : Sylvia Barrett
Download or read book Quips, Quotes, & Queries written by Sylvia Barrett and published by Teacher Created Resources. This book was released on 2004-08-24 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The open-ended activities ... stretch the thinking skills of students and help them learn to think 'outside the box'."--Cover back
Book Synopsis Quips, Quotes and Thinking Stuff by : Armanda L. Manuel
Download or read book Quips, Quotes and Thinking Stuff written by Armanda L. Manuel and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2006-02 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book helps in a very simple, practical and gentle way. It shows why there is pain in our lives and that if we can conquer our egos and truly apply these gems of truth into our daily lives we can reach our full potential as human beings. Quips, Quotes and Thinking Stuff is an inspiring collection of quotations that reflect on the nature of spiritual things as well as on our own spirituality. Nearly every sentence will cause you to stop in your tracks and think. You will gain a lot of spiritual insight if you read this book. Armanda L. Manuel speaks the undeniable truth, no matter what your background. Armanda L. Manuel is a motivational speaker on women and children issues and holds a masters degree in guidance and counseling.
Book Synopsis Quips, Quotes and Occasional Words of Wisdom by : Scott Harris
Download or read book Quips, Quotes and Occasional Words of Wisdom written by Scott Harris and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-23 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lifetime of experience, one quote at a time.
Book Synopsis Treasury of Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes for Preachers and Teachers by : Anthony Castle
Download or read book Treasury of Quips, Quotes and Anecdotes for Preachers and Teachers written by Anthony Castle and published by Twenty Third Publications. This book was released on 1998 with total page 618 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a thought-provoking quote for class presentation, a speech or paper? This incredible resource is bursting with pithy quotations, insightful proverbs, memorable stories and humorous asides, from people as diverse as Pope John Paul II, Teilhard de Chardin, "Alice in Wonderland" and Christina Rossetti. All are intended to help preachers, teachers, and all searchers and believers find deeper meanings and applications of key areas of life and belief.
Book Synopsis Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Book Synopsis Quips, Quotes and Quests by : Vernon K. McLellan
Download or read book Quips, Quotes and Quests written by Vernon K. McLellan and published by . This book was released on 1982-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 20,000 Quips & Quotes by : Evan Esar
Download or read book 20,000 Quips & Quotes written by Evan Esar and published by Barnes & Noble Publishing. This book was released on 1995 with total page 990 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Humor for a Friend's Heart by : Various
Download or read book Humor for a Friend's Heart written by Various and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-05-11 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If a cheerful heart can cure like medicine, this collection is an industrial-strength dose of delight. Nudged from the funny bones of such well-known authors as Patsy Clairmont, Barbara Johnson, Brennan Manning, Luci Swindoll, G. Ron Darbee, Martha Bolton, and Phil Callaway, the forty-plus essays in this hilarious collection provide reasons to smile in practically every situation -- from the delivery room to the last laugh. Virtually no target is beyond the pointed pen of these quick-witted observers who celebrate friendship as they discuss dentures, bear suits, male bonding, Jell-O, and fishing. Accompanied by quick-read quips, it's a relaxing and affirming book that men and women of all ages would find laughable -- in the best sense of the word.
Download or read book The 2,320 Funniest Quotes written by and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2011-08-16 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. - God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. -- Robin Williams - Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan - Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. -- Oscar Wilde - The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV -- Homer Simpson - When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was "Always." -- Rita Rudner - Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -- George Burns