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Book Synopsis Pregnancy Sucks for Men by : Joanne Kimes
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks for Men written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.
Book Synopsis Pregnancy Sucks for Men by : Joanne Kimes
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks for Men written by Joanne Kimes and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2011-09-18 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.
Book Synopsis Pregnancy Sucks For Men by : Joanne Kimes
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks For Men written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-10-07 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sleep on the couch to make room for her gigantic pregnancy pillow Pass up tickets to the game since you'd "rather" register for the baby shower Haven't had sex since there was snow on the ground (and it's July) It may not make you sound like future father of the year, but there's one thing men everywhere can agree on: Pregnancy Sucks—for you. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne and Jeff Kimes pair no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to make sure you actually live to see the birth of your child. So whether you're sick of putting your foot in your mouth when you're trying to compliment her, you want the real scoop on what's going to go down in the delivery room (without the hospital-issued video), or you really just want a laugh (since you "volunteered" to give up drinking for the interminable nine months of her pregnancy), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, just-cut-the-freakin'-cord-already! miserable.
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: That "glowing skin" everyone promised you looks remarkably similar to the hormonal acne you battled as a teen Your special bond with your husband? It means he can't sleep in the same room as you, thanks to your killer gas The lady at the grocery store remarks "it must be any day now!" when you haven't finished your second trimester You debut the perfect name for your baby—which your mother-in-law immediately describes as "interesting" (complete with a wrinkled nose) There's no doubt about it: Pregnancy isn't all it's cracked up to be. In this complete update of the bestselling first edition, Joanne Kimes pairs no-holds-barred humor with helpful advice to get you through the next nine months with (some level of) your sanity intact. So whether you're looking for the scoop on hypnobirthing, you want to know a cure for your hemorrhoids, or you really just want a laugh (even if you might pee in your maternity leggings), this book will tell you exactly what to do when that miracle of yours is making you totally, completely, gestationally miserable.
Download or read book Pregnancy Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-11-01 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pregnancy Sucks, by Joanne Kimes and Sanford A. Tisherman, M.D., gives you real solutions to all the annoying and somewhat awkward situations that can unexpectedly arise during your pregnancy. Did you know that: Farm-fresh butter, or petroleum jelly, works just as well for your itchy belly as a fancy and overpriced "pregnancy" product? If you're put on bedrest, walkie-talkies will allow you to yell at your husband-no matter where he is in the house! Surrounding yourself with regular pillows (don't forget to swipe your husband's) is just as good as buying a special large "pregnancy pillow"-and more adaptable to giving support where you personally need it? Doing the hokey pokey, or taking a warm shower, can ease Braxton Hicks contractions? Full of insight, hilarity, and practical solutions on every page, Pregnancy Sucks shows how, through it all, you can survive with your health, dignity, and sanity intact!
Book Synopsis Pregnancy for Men [101 Tips] by : Mark Woods
Download or read book Pregnancy for Men [101 Tips] written by Mark Woods and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2022-04-14 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're having a baby! Or, at least, your partner is! Which means you are too. Not literally, of course, but you do have nine months of excitement, anticipation and nervousness ahead, the likes of which you've never experienced before. Fatherhood is just around the corner and it's ace - but are you ready? Most pregnancy books are for the mother but this one is just for you, the new father. It guides you through this emotional rollercoaster and gets you ready for anything your newborn may throw at you (including, but not limited to, regurgitated milk). From how your baby develops month by month to how to support your partner (it's the little things that count, we tell ourselves), international bestseller Pregnancy for Men is your survival guide to the whole nine months. And when the newborn arrives (and you can't put the car seat in) Mark's on hand with the next instalment, Babies and Toddlers for Men, packed with funny anecdotes and advice from an array of new dads. Or if you're short on time - Pregnancy for Men 101 Tips and Babies and Toddlers for Men 101 Tips.
Download or read book Dating Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious real deal provides a perfect blend of dating relief and practical advice.
Book Synopsis A Guy's Guide To Pregnancy by : Frank Mungeam
Download or read book A Guy's Guide To Pregnancy written by Frank Mungeam and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every day, four thousand American men become first-time dads. There are literally hundreds of pregnancy guidebooks aimed at women, but guys rarely rate more than a footnote. A Guy's Guide to Pregnancy is the first book to explain in "guy terms" the changes that happen to a guy's partner and their relationship during pregnancy, using a humorous yet insightful approach. Future fathers will find out what to expect when they enter the "Pregnancy Zone." They'll discover the right and wrong answers to Trick Questions like "Do I look fat?" They'll also learn baby-shower etiquette ("It's sooo cute!"), the truth about sex during pregnancy (yes, you can touch her) and Boys' Night Out (negotiate it), plus delivery room dos (stay upright) and don'ts (complain about missing the big game). A Guy's Guide to Pregnancy is designed to be guy-friendly -- approachable in appearance as well as content and length. It is divided into forty brisk chapters, one for each week of the pregnancy. Frank Mungeam is the executive producer of local programs at the ABC-TV affiliate in Portland, Oregon, supervising the Emmy-nominated daily live talk show AM Northwest and the series Parenting in the 90's. Mungeam combines his years of expertise as a communicator and his personal experiences as an expectant dad to create a humorous yet helpful guide for guys.
Book Synopsis Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat? by : Claire Mysko
Download or read book Does This Pregnancy Make Me Look Fat? written by Claire Mysko and published by Health Communications, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to deal with your raging hormones.
Download or read book The Pregnancy Book for Men written by and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's pregnant. Now what? The Pregnancy Book for Men is a week-by-week guide to what's going on with your pregnant partner. Packed full of helpful tips and man-friendly info, this is the pregnancy guide that explains it all--from food cravings to baby kicks. Paperback, 144 pages
Book Synopsis Planning Your Wedding Sucks by : Joanne Kimes
Download or read book Planning Your Wedding Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-11-18 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bling. Flowers. Tulle. The three things that every little girl dreams of when she pictures her wedding day. What she doesn't consider is the stuff of nightmares: Overdrawn checking accounts. Drunk relatives. The seating chart that looks like a road map. In this book, Joanne Kimes and Elena Donovan Mauer expose the tedious (and often traumatic) tasks that really go into pulling off a wedding. From dealing with overbearing mothers-in-law and making time for their lovable, but clueless, fiancés to suffering through endless alterations and meetings with the con artists known as "vendors," there's a lot that you need to know. After all, a wedding is supposed to be something you look forward to—not something you have to endure before the honeymoon! Armed with Kimes' trademark, no-holds-barred humor, Donovan Mauer's bridal industry know-how, and copious amounts of wine, you'll get through the stress of planning your weddings with style, humor, and grace. Or, at the very least, without beating members of the wedding party with that $500 bouquet.
Download or read book Christmas Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-09-17 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These days, Christmas lights adorn front porches before the Thanksgiving turkey is even in the oven. Plane tickets to visit hardly-missed relatives cost more than the suitcase full of presents people have to lug across the country. And radios everywhere play songs about that fat guy in a red suit on an endless loop. Yes, it’s official: Christmas Sucks. This title is a humorous look at America’s commercialization of the Christmas holiday season and the terrible travel, inordinate amount of preparation, and family strife that accompanies it. You can commiserate with the fact that everyone drives themselves into debt buying gifts, no one enjoys seeing long-lost relatives, and everyone is creeped out by the department store Santa. With twelve days of Christmas, there’s plenty of reasons why this is far from the most wonderful time of the year.
Download or read book Divorce Sucks written by Mary Jo Eustace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hock the platinum. Take down the vacation photos. Cancel the joint checking account. There's no question . . . Divorce Sucks. And perhaps no one knows that better than author Mary Jo Eustace, whose ex-husband Dean McDermott married Tori Spelling a mere thirty days after their divorce was finalized. One part tell-all and one part guide to get readers on their feet after a bitter breakup, this hilarious addition to the bestselling Sucks series tells everything readers don’t want to know about divorce - from what a phone call with a lawyer will cost; to how to handle your newer, younger replacement; to what Hollywood divorcees are actually thinking when they watch their ex walk the red carpet with a millionairess. Sometimes horrifying, sometimes gratifying, and never merciful, this book will give readers an inside look at one of today’s most public divorces while reminding them - hey, it could always be worse.
Download or read book The Stay-at-Home Martyr written by and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 59 Tips for Pregnant Men by : Thomas N. King
Download or read book 59 Tips for Pregnant Men written by Thomas N. King and published by Mv Group, Incorporated. This book was released on 2007-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Potty Training Sucks by : Joanne Kimes
Download or read book Potty Training Sucks written by Joanne Kimes and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-04-30 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.
Download or read book Expectant Father written by Armin Brott and published by . This book was released on 2004-06-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This boxed set includes The Expectant Father, The New Father, and A Dad's Guide to the Toddler Years. Armin Brott has written on fatherhood for the New York Times Magazine, Newsweek, Washington Post, American Baby, and Parenting. He is the host of a weekly radio show on parenting. Mr. Brott lives in Berkeley, California.
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