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Pottymouth and Stoopid

Author : James Patterson
Publisher : Jimmy Patterson
ISBN 13 : 0316545708
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Pottymouth and Stoopid written by James Patterson and published by Jimmy Patterson. This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this "superwonderrific" New York Times bestseller (Jerry Spinelli), two bullied middle-school boys finally fight back with the power of funny. David and his best friend Michael were tagged with awful nicknames way back in preschool when everyone did silly things. Fast-forward to seventh grade: "Pottymouth" and "Stoopid" are still stuck with the names -- and everyone in school, including the teachers and their principal, believe the labels are true. So how do they go about changing everyone's minds? By turning their misery into megastardom on TV, of course! And this important story delivers more than just laughs -- it shows that the worst bullying isn't always physical . . . and that things will get better. A great conversation starter for parents to read alongside their kids! Official Notice to Parents:There is no actual pottymouthing or stupidity in this entire book!(Psst, kids: that second part might not be entirely true.)

The Potty Mouth at the Table

Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451659415
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Potty Mouth at the Table written by Laurie Notaro and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated author best known for the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club and described as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald) comes a new laugh-out-loud collection of essays on rudeness. Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank’s underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as “the funniest writer in the solar system” (The Miami Herald)—spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this uproarious new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it’s not her who is nuts, it’s them (and okay, sometimes it’s her too). Whether confessing that her obsession with buying fabric has reached junior hoarder status or mistaking a friend’s heinous tattoo as temporary, Laurie puts her unique spin—sometimes bizarre, always entertaining—on the many perils of modern living in a mannerless society. From shuddering at the graphic Harry Potter erotica conjured up at a writer’s group to lamenting the sudden ubiquity of quinoa (“It looks like larvae no matter how you cook it”), The Potty Mouth at the Table is whip-smart, unpredictable, and hilarious. In other words, irresistibly Laurie.

Potty Mouth

Author : Renae Clare
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1468562398
Total Pages : 313 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (685 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth written by Renae Clare and published by Author House. This book was released on 2012-03-31 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renae Clare has lived with the symptoms of Multiple Sclerosis including paralysis, depression and fatigue for over 40 years. This deeply personal account, Potty Mouth, was written as a series of essays after each of her psychotherapy sessions. Her therapist, Dr Cinzia LeValds recommended putting them all together into book form feeling that Renae's completely open and brutally honest voice would help a great many people. She has dealt with abuse, with aging, with disability, and with loss. Renae's wickedly profane sense of humor shows her optimistic spirit shining through even under the most depressing and difficult times. This book is gut wrenchingly truthful and yet, at times it is laugh out loud funny. It was written for the purpose of healing and forgiving Renae Clare's past and as such there are many things in Potty Mouth that she had never spoken of before beginning therapy. It is written with the thought of helping not only herself but others to find the inner strength and inner peace needed to get through the obstacles that she has come up against over time. Although she has MS her optimism shines through and she is an inspiration to everyone she meets. Potty Mouth also includes practical guides to finding help for disabled people and how to keep and restore self-confidence and self worth. Renae Clare's book hides nothing.

Potty Mouth Food

Author : Naughty Coloring Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781073064175
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (641 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth Food written by Naughty Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swearing foods to color featuring adorable, foul mouthed cakes, strawberries, chips & queso, meatballs, raisins, pizza, butter, waffles, donuts, watermelons, pies, croissants, peanuts, cookies, pickles, peaches, carrots, corn, kiwis, yams, salt, pears, tacos, mushrooms, peas, coffee, cheese, soy sauce, cupcakes, and muffins! These cute, cussing cuisines are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and a great present for adults who cuss like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!

Little Peter Potty Mouth

Author : Sabina Bucik
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781493135325
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (353 download)

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Download or read book Little Peter Potty Mouth written by Sabina Bucik and published by . This book was released on 2014-03-28 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dirty Daddy

Author : Bob Saget
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062274805
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Daddy written by Bob Saget and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.

Hippo Pottymouth

Author : Ken Lefkowitz
Publisher : Mascot Books
ISBN 13 : 9781631778926
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (789 download)

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Download or read book Hippo Pottymouth written by Ken Lefkowitz and published by Mascot Books. This book was released on 2016-12-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who is Hippo Pottymouth? Hippi just moved from the city to the country and learns that pottymouth words aren't acceptable there. Join Hippi on fun-filled and exciting adventures as she meets a new friend and discovers that she needs to control her bad habit.

Potty Mouth

Author : J. A. Hildreth
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530709533
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (95 download)

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Book Synopsis Potty Mouth by : J. A. Hildreth

Download or read book Potty Mouth written by J. A. Hildreth and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-23 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining display of a combination of floral, paisley and mandala designs with a variety of phallic and sexual profanities for your pleasure. Includes 31 different images! Words included in this book: fuck, bitch, cock slap, twat waffle, dick, whore, kiss my ass, slut, douche canoe, shit head, pussy, butt pirate, face fuck, son of a bitch, asshole, cum dumpster, bastard, cluster fuck, thunder cunt, asshat, ass clown, meat flaps, fuck bubble, twat, cock puppet, fuckstick, twizzle tits, dick breath, cock rocket, numb nuts, cheesedick Each page is printed on one side only.

Potty

Author : Leslie Patricelli
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763644765
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Download or read book Potty written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baby, a toddler, decides to use the potty for the first time.

Oh Crap! Potty Training

Author : Jamie Glowacki
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501122991
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.

Adult Coloring Books

Author : Adult Coloring Books
Publisher : Tip Top Education
ISBN 13 : 9781940282862
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Circuit Train Your Brain

Author : Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig
Publisher : Balboa Press
ISBN 13 : 1982223650
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (822 download)

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Download or read book Circuit Train Your Brain written by Molly M. Cantrell-Kraig and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2019-03-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Resilience is the hallmark of achievers in any industry, field, or discipline. Bouncing back from failure, heartbreak, or life’s curveballs can be difficult for some; but it is a trait that can be developed with time and practice. These bite-size daily exercises are designed to train your resilience muscles so that you can change your outlook and change your life for good.

Potty Mouth 2

Author : J. A. Hildreth
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781537198620
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (986 download)

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Download or read book Potty Mouth 2 written by J. A. Hildreth and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-20 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE MUCH ANTICIPATED SEQUEL TO POTTY MOUTH IS HERE! THIS NAUGHTY COLORING BOOK INCLUDES NEW CUSS WORDS AND PHRASES LIKE, "CUNT MUFFIN" AND "TAINT TICKLER" AS WELL AS CLASSICS LIKE, "FUCK" AND "TWATWAFFLE." 33 NEW PAGES WITH VARYING DETAIL! GRAB A GLASS OF WINE, STEAL YOUR KIDDO'S MARKERS AND RELEASE YOUR ANGER WITH POTTY MOUTH 2. WORDS INCLUDE: -CUNT -PRICK -FUCKTARD -SHITHAT -WANKER -CUMSLUT -DUMBASS -ASS LICKER -JACKASS -MOTHER FUCKER -PISSED -SNATCH -WHORE BAG -BOLLOCKS -FUCK A DUCK -JIZZ MONGER -CUM GUZZLER -DOUCHE NOZZLE -FUCK THAT SHIT -BULLSHIT -SKANK -CUNT MUFFIN -TAINT TICKLER -FUCK -TWATWAFFLE -THUNDERCUNT -BITCH, PLEASE -SEMEN DEMON -SHIT -COOCH BASKET -GLITTER CLIT -TROLL CUNT -SLUTASAURUS

Psychology in the Bathroom

Author : Nick Haslam
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 0230367550
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (33 download)

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Download or read book Psychology in the Bathroom written by Nick Haslam and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting cutting-edge science in a playful manner, this exploration of a topic that has been veiled by taboo, the psychology of excretion, surveys an assortment of embarrassing processes, shameful disorders and disgusting habits taking the reader on a tour of the history and literature of elimination.

The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club

Author : Laurie Notaro
Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 1588362434
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (883 download)

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Download or read book The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club written by Laurie Notaro and published by Villard. This book was released on 2002-07-02 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “I’ve changed a bit since high school. Back then I said no to using and selling drugs. I washed on a normal basis and still had good credit.” Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends—and that’s before she even puts on a bra. For the past ten years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences. She writes about a world of hourly-wage jobs that require absolutely no skills, a mother who hands down judgments more forcefully than anyone seated on the Supreme Court, horrific high school reunions, and hangovers that leave her surprised that she woke up in the first place. The misadventures of Laurie and her fellow Idiot Girls (“too cool to be in the Smart Group”) unfold in a world that everyone will recognize but no one has ever described so hilariously. She delivers the goods: life as we all know it.

Cuss Control

Author : James V. O’Connor
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 9780595835331
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (353 download)

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Download or read book Cuss Control written by James V. O’Connor and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-04-21 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FINALLY-THE CURE FOR THE COMMON CURSE! Faced with an epidemic of profanity, our country is in need of practical suggestions for breaking a habit that has ordinary citizens contributing to the decline of civility and good manners. It's not always easy to resist the urge to cuss, but foul language creates an unfavorable image, is damaging to relationships, and goes hand-in-hand with a negative attitude. Now, James V. O'Connor-founder of the Cuss Control Academy-offers the first book to explain why we swear and how we can learn to hold our tongues. Cuss Control doesn't call for the total elimination of swearing, just for its confinement to situations where extreme emotion (think hammer, think thumb) demand it. His program for easing us off the gutter-talk highway involves alternative "potent phrases" for classic curses, including the F-word; ways to communicate clearly rather than use lazy language; and tips on adjusting our attitude and abolishing obscenities. Packed with practical exercises and tips, as well as thoughtful reflection on how we've worked ourselves up into such a state of affairs, Cuss Control is a refreshing celebration of the joys of a civil tongue. "O'Connor is not ready to rid the world of dirty words. He just thinks less cursing is the key to a less stressful world, and maintains that even natural-born cursers can learn to control their anger along with their language." -Knight-Ridder Newspapers

The Potty Mouth Possum Cleans Up His Act

Author : Casey Williams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781649707628
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book The Potty Mouth Possum Cleans Up His Act written by Casey Williams and published by . This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy Possum "cussed" a lot. He cares about his kids and family very much, but he "cusses" while working on cars, doing yardwork, and even at network newscasters. He's a cranky Possum-dad and Mommy Possum must explain to her little possums that just because dad says potty words doesn't mean they can too. He doesn't stop, even when Mommy Possum asks him. But, when his little girl starts "cussing", he sees the error of his ways, puts down the remote, edits his vocabulary, and spends time playing with his little possums. He's much happier and his family loves him for it.