Author : Fernando Miguel Vieira
Publisher : Fernando Miguel Vieira
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (381 download)
Book Synopsis And on the seventh day, the Portuguese invented the world by : Fernando Miguel Vieira
Download or read book And on the seventh day, the Portuguese invented the world written by Fernando Miguel Vieira and published by Fernando Miguel Vieira. This book was released on 2024-09-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wondered who really created the universe? Spoiler alert: it wasn't the Big Bang, it was the Big Bacalhau! Dive into this uproarious cosmic tale where Portugal, armed with nothing but confused seagulls and wine-stained maps, stumbles its way into designing the entire world. Follow the adventures of Vasco da Gama, armed with his trusty dinner plate compass, as he accidentally discovers continents while searching for the perfect spot for a beachside picnic. Witness Henry the Navigator revolutionize seafaring by consulting inebriated tavern patrons and observing the erratic flight patterns of seagulls with hangovers. Marvel at how the Almighty, in a fit of divine exasperation, outsources universal cartography to a nation that thinks cod is a food group. From "The Land of Fado" to "The Isle of Pastéis de Nata," embark on a sidesplitting journey through a world where every discovery is celebrated with a glass of port and a bewildered shrug. This book promises to be the most entertaining cosmological theory you'll ever read – because in the beginning, there was Portugal, and the rest is hilarious history!