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Book Synopsis Pocket Fun: Super Funny Jokes by : Jack B. Quick
Download or read book Pocket Fun: Super Funny Jokes written by Jack B. Quick and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: Which ancient leader invented seasonings? A: Suntan Pepper! Packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers, this joke book will have kids rolling on the floor laughing. Side-splitting themes include animal jokes, food jokes and space jokes that are out-of-this-world. These topics will help young-readers build general knowledge and wordplay, as well as make them chuckle. Featuring hilarious full-color illustrations, Super Funny Jokes is perfect for kids aged 5+. ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Pocket Fun books are full of exciting activities and pastimes, including drawing, puzzle solving, mazes and jokes. Their cute illustrations will capture a child's imagination and their small size makes them perfect for on the go.
Book Synopsis ULTIMATE POCKET FUN by : JACK B. QUICK
Download or read book ULTIMATE POCKET FUN written by JACK B. QUICK and published by . This book was released on 2020 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Pocket Fun: Very Silly Jokes by : Sally Lindley
Download or read book Pocket Fun: Very Silly Jokes written by Sally Lindley and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!" If you like silly humour, then you'll just love this book. It's packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers. The hilarious, full-colour illustrations will have you rolling on the floor! Suitable for kids aged 5 to 105.
Book Synopsis Ultimate Pocket Fun: Knock Knock Jokes by : Eric Saunders
Download or read book Ultimate Pocket Fun: Knock Knock Jokes written by Eric Saunders and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Funny Joker for Kids by : Thomas Coleman
Download or read book Funny Joker for Kids written by Thomas Coleman and published by Superbooks United. This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny kids joke book has taken the coolest and smart best joke books for kids in the world and turned them into fantastically-fun, creative logic jokes that have been specially designed to give to any dad joke book lover an interesting, relaxing and super-fun experience. Designed to lasts a long time, providing hours of fun for kids. The key-features of this premium cool super epic mega joke book for kids: It Gathers the Coolest Jokes Especially Designed to be Super-Fun and to let Your Imagination Run Wild; Packed With Value, Hours of Enjoyment With Creative Designs, Perfect Pocket Joke Book; Explore the Many Brain Health Benefits of Jokes, Such as Building Vocabulary, Strengthening Reasoning Skills, or Honing Your Attention to Details; Improves Long-Term Memory and the Processing Speed. If are looking for a super fun, exciting funny jokes book for kids, then this is the book for you!
Book Synopsis The Pocket Book Of Funny Jokes by : Hind Pocket Books Private, Limited
Download or read book The Pocket Book Of Funny Jokes written by Hind Pocket Books Private, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2004-07-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis More Really Funny Jokes by : Sunil Arya
Download or read book More Really Funny Jokes written by Sunil Arya and published by . This book was released on 2003-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Little Book of Jokes by : For Him Magazine
Download or read book Little Book of Jokes written by For Him Magazine and published by Carlton Publishing Group. This book was released on 2004-06-01 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pocket-sized barrel of laughs from the greatest magazine in the world! FHM's jokes - as supplied by readers of the magazine - are seriously funny, and here's a whole little book of them. Let's face it - you can't remember any jokes when you really want to so this book is a perfect, portable, pocketful of fun. FHM Presents...The Little Book of Jokes contains more than a hundred of the best jokes supplied by readers of the best-selling men's magazine in England, FHM. And not just any old tat jokes either, these are the creme de la creme, edited down from the thousands that have been featured in the mag and sent in over years. Dotted throughout are great cartoons from FHM's best artists too, making this book the ideal gift, self-purchase or stocking filler.
Book Synopsis Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 by : Alan To
Download or read book Funny Jokes for Friends and Family 2 written by Alan To and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-04-16 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
Download or read book Really Funny Jokes written by Sunil Arya and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book (Period) by : William Donohue
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Book Synopsis The Amazing Joke Book by : Joel Jessup
Download or read book The Amazing Joke Book written by Joel Jessup and published by Arcturus Editions. This book was released on 2019-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What's ET short for? A: Because he's got little legs. Featuring subjects from hacking to hipsters, AI to modern art, plastic to post-apocalyptic puns, The Amazing Joke Book will hit your funny bone right where it's needed. Ideal for dipping into, as inspiration for entertaining your friends or making a speech, this bumper book of funnies is guaranteed to provide hundreds of laughs for all the family. ABOUT THE SERIES: Sirius Super Funny Joke Books bring together collections of side-splittingly funny jokes, from witty wise cracks to knock knock jokes and shaggy dog stories, accompanied by hilarious cartoon illustrations.
Book Synopsis Reincarnation Blues by : Michael Poore
Download or read book Reincarnation Blues written by Michael Poore and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wildly imaginative novel about a man who is reincarnated over ten thousand lifetimes to be with his one true love: Death herself. “Tales of gods and men akin to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman as penned by a kindred spirit of Douglas Adams.”—Kirkus Reviews (starred review) First we live. Then we die. And then . . . we get another try? Ten thousand tries, to be exact. Ten thousand lives to “get it right.” Answer all the Big Questions. Achieve Wisdom. And Become One with Everything. Milo has had 9,995 chances so far and has just five more lives to earn a place in the cosmic soul. If he doesn’t make the cut, oblivion awaits. But all Milo really wants is to fall forever into the arms of Death. Or Suzie, as he calls her. More than just Milo’s lover throughout his countless layovers in the Afterlife, Suzie is literally his reason for living—as he dives into one new existence after another, praying for the day he’ll never have to leave her side again. But Reincarnation Blues is more than a great love story: Every journey from cradle to grave offers Milo more pieces of the great cosmic puzzle—if only he can piece them together in time to finally understand what it means to be part of something bigger than infinity. As darkly enchanting as the works of Neil Gaiman and as wisely hilarious as Kurt Vonnegut’s, Michael Poore’s Reincarnation Blues is the story of everything that makes life profound, beautiful, absurd, and heartbreaking. Because it’s more than Milo and Suzie’s story. It’s your story, too. Praise for Reincarnation Blues “The most fun you’ll have reading about a man who has been killed by both catapult and car accident.”—NPR “This book made me laugh out loud. And then a page later, it made me sob. Reminiscent of Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore, Poore finds humor in the dark absurdities of life.”—Chicago Review of Books “Charming . . . surprisingly light and uplifting . . . It reads like a writer having fun.”—New York Journal of Books
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Book Synopsis Jokes Every Man Should Know by : Don Steinberg
Download or read book Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Don Steinberg and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Book Synopsis Bad Dad Jokes by : Willow Creek Press
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
