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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

Author : Joe Pera
Publisher : Forge Books
ISBN 13 : 1250782708
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (57 download)

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Book Synopsis A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by : Joe Pera

Download or read book A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape written by Joe Pera and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

I Pooped

Author : Blank Publishers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781791673673
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (736 download)

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Book Synopsis I Pooped by : Blank Publishers

Download or read book I Pooped written by Blank Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.

The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor

Author : Larry A. Glanz
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462833543
Total Pages : 253 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by : Larry A. Glanz

Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor written by Larry A. Glanz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-11-10 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

The Guest Book

Author : Sarah Blake
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 1250110254
Total Pages : 497 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Book Synopsis The Guest Book by : Sarah Blake

Download or read book The Guest Book written by Sarah Blake and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller Longlisted for Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence 2020 New England Society Book Award Winner for Fiction “The Guest Book is monumental in a way that few novels dare attempt.” —The Washington Post The thought-provoking new novel by New York Times bestselling author Sarah Blake An exquisitely written, poignant family saga that illuminates the great divide, the gulf that separates the rich and poor, black and white, Protestant and Jew. Spanning three generations, The Guest Book deftly examines the life and legacy of one unforgettable family as they navigate the evolving social and political landscape from Crockett’s Island, their family retreat off the coast of Maine. Blake masterfully lays bare the memories and mistakes each generation makes while coming to terms with what it means to inherit the past.

Meet Me in the Bathroom

Author : Lizzy Goodman
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062233122
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book Meet Me in the Bathroom written by Lizzy Goodman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-05-23 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named a Best Book of 2017 by NPR and GQ Joining the ranks of the classics Please Kill Me, Our Band Could Be Your Life, and Can’t Stop Won’t Stop, an intriguing oral history of the post-9/11 decline of the old-guard music industry and rebirth of the New York rock scene, led by a group of iconoclastic rock bands. In the second half of the twentieth-century New York was the source of new sounds, including the Greenwich Village folk scene, punk and new wave, and hip-hop. But as the end of the millennium neared, cutting-edge bands began emerging from Seattle, Austin, and London, pushing New York further from the epicenter. The behemoth music industry, too, found itself in free fall, under siege from technology. Then 9/11/2001 plunged the country into a state of uncertainty and war—and a dozen New York City bands that had been honing their sound and style in relative obscurity suddenly became symbols of glamour for a young, web-savvy, forward-looking generation in need of an anthem. Meet Me in the Bathroom charts the transformation of the New York music scene in the first decade of the 2000s, the bands behind it—including The Strokes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, LCD Soundsystem, Interpol, and Vampire Weekend—and the cultural forces that shaped it, from the Internet to a booming real estate market that forced artists out of the Lower East Side to Williamsburg. Drawing on 200 original interviews with James Murphy, Julian Casablancas, Karen O, Ezra Koenig, and many others musicians, artists, journalists, bloggers, photographers, managers, music executives, groupies, models, movie stars, and DJs who lived through this explosive time, journalist Lizzy Goodman offers a fascinating portrait of a time and a place that gave birth to a new era in modern rock-and-roll.

Who's in the Bathroom?

Author : Jeanne Willis
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416935169
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (169 download)

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Book Synopsis Who's in the Bathroom? by : Jeanne Willis

Download or read book Who's in the Bathroom? written by Jeanne Willis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two children who desperately need to go try to figure out why there is such a long line for the bathroom.

Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106140
Total Pages : 299 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Book Synopsis Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Download or read book Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncle John’s all-new 8th edition is packed with everything that Bathroom Reader fans have come to expect from this stellar series—short, medium, and long articles covering a whole host of topics—everything from dumb crooks to funny quotes to forgotten history. Read about… * Ice cream origins * Olympic cheaters * Celebrity mummies * The first Thanksgiving * Groucho’s wit and wisdom * Weird tales of the Ouija board * The creation of Frankenstein’s monster * “Earring Magic Ken” and other weird dolls And much, much more!

The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866147
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis The Grossest Joke Book Ever! by : Bathroom Readers' Institute

Download or read book The Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag! Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke…for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. What’s brown and sticky? A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

The Bible Bathroom Book

Author : Mark Littleton
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416592318
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book The Bible Bathroom Book written by Mark Littleton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT A BOOK! Just think -- you are only minutes away from learning more about the Bible. This simple-to-read collection of factoids is the perfect solution to finding the time necessary to be better "Bible-informed." Short snippets of facts let you speed through the information in just minutes, while you learn pertinent and valuable biblical lessons. Fascinating trivia, inspirational quotes, definitions, and unique lists fill the pages of this book specially designed with you, the modern, busy reader, in mind. Discover God's wisdom while you breeze through this illuminating compilation of Bible truths. Chapters include: • Great People Talk About the Greatest Book • Was Jesus Really Born of a Virgin? • I Didn't Say It, God Did • Why So Many Translations? • The Da Vinci Error Bless your own heart. Share your new knowledge with friends. Be encouraged!

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190037
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom

Author : Emily L. Hay Hinsdale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982165847
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Book Synopsis Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom by : Emily L. Hay Hinsdale

Download or read book Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom written by Emily L. Hay Hinsdale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create your own green indoor paradise with this beautifully illustrated room-by-room guide to bringing the outdoors inside—perfect for plant parents everywhere! Decorating with plants adds a fresh, natural touch to any room. Potted plants can uplift a living space with serious mood-boosting power, reducing stress, improving air quality, and even providing fresh herbs for that next meal! But first, you have to keep them alive. Never Put a Cactus in the Bathroom shows you how to maximize these health benefits and decorate like a pro, all while covering the essentials of plant care and maintenance. Full of home design and practical plant care tips, this illustrated guide helps you choose the right plants for your space, from succulents and spider plants to pothos and ZZ plants. Inside you’ll find: -Plant Care Instructions including watering instructions for popular types of plants and a guide to repotting your new plant babies -Over 70 Plant Recommendations from the easy peace lily to a dramatic monstera, feel like a pro as you design your perfect indoor garden -The Room-by-Room Guide covering which herbs and veggies can be grown in your kitchen to, yes, why you should never put that cactus in your bathroom -Crafting a Healthy Home with plants through purifying the air, adding beautiful aromas, and bringing a little nature inside -Beautiful Illustrations to ignite your own creativity and inspiration as you plan your newest addition to your home! Perfect for fans of Wild at Home, Urban Jungle, and Wellness by Design, this book will give plant lovers the tools and confidence they need to bring houseplants into every corner of their homes, improve their quality of life, and turn their home into a natural sanctuary.

Drinking with Chickens

Author : Kate E. Richards
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762494425
Total Pages : 249 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Drinking with Chickens written by Kate E. Richards and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's drinks, it's chickens: It's the cocktail book you didn't know you needed! To add some extra happy to your happy hour , invite a chicken and pour yourself a drink. Author Kate Richards serves up cocktails made for Instagram with the spoils of her Southern California garden, chicken friends by her side. Enjoy any (or all) of the 60+ deliciously drinkable garden-to-glass beverages, such as: Lilac Apricot Rum Sour Meyer Lemon + Rosemary Old Fashioned Rhubarb Rose Cobbler Blackberry Sage Spritz Cantaloupe Mint Rum Punch Cocktails are arranged seasonally, and are 100% accessible for those of us without perpetually sunny backyard gardens at our disposal. Drinking with Chickens will quickly become a boozy favorite, perfect for gifting or for hoarding all for yourself. You don't need chickens to enjoy these drinks or the colorful photos, but be careful, because you may even find yourself aspiring to be, as Kate is, a home chixologist overrun by gorgeous, loud, early-rising egg-laying ladies, and in need of a very strong drink.

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312026639
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1988-11-15 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of brief articles on a wide variety of topics designed especially for bathroom reading.

There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

Author : Louis Sachar
Publisher : Yearling
ISBN 13 : 0307797112
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom written by Louis Sachar and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .

Guest Book

Author :
Publisher : Rock Point Gift & Stationery
ISBN 13 : 1631061933
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book Guest Book written by and published by Rock Point Gift & Stationery. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guest Book: Illustrated Nature Edition is a beautiful nature-themed guestbook to record your guests' signatures, information, and personal notes at your special event.

Notes from the Bathroom Line

Author : Amy Solomon
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062973657
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (629 download)

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Download or read book Notes from the Bathroom Line written by Amy Solomon and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of never-before-seen humor pieces—essays, satire, short stories, poetry, cartoons, artwork, and more—from more than 150 of the biggest female comedians today, curated by Amy Solomon, a producer of the hit HBO shows Silicon Valley and Barry. With contributions from: Lolly Adefope • Maria Bamford • Aisling Bea • Lake Bell • Rachel Bloom • Rhea Butcher • Nicole Byer • D’Arcy Carden • Aya Cash • Karen Chee • Margaret Cho • Mary H.K. Choi • Amanda Crew • Rachel Dratch • Beanie Feldstein • Jo Firestone • Briga Heelan • Samantha Irby • Emily V. Gordon • Patti Harrison • Mary Holland • Jen Kirkman • Lauren Lapkus • Riki Lindhome • Kate Micucci • Natalie Morales • Aparna Nancherla • Yvonne Orji • Lennon Parham • Chelsea Peretti • Alexandra Petri • Natasha Rothwell • Amber Ruffin • Andrea Savage • Kristen Schaal • Megan Stalter • Beth Stelling • Cecily Strong • Sunita Mani • Geraldine Viswanathan • Michaela Watkins • Mo Welch • Sasheer Zamata • and many more. More than four decades ago, the groundbreaking book Titters: The First Collection of Humor by Women showcased the work of some of the leading female comedians of the 1970s like Gilda Radner, Candice Bergen, and Phyllis Diller. The book became an essential time capsule of an era, the first of its kind, that opened doors for many more funny women to smash the comedy glass-ceiling. Today, brilliant women continue to push the boundaries of just how funny—and edgy—they can be in a field that has long been dominated by men. In Notes from the Bathroom Line, Amy Solomon brings together all-new material from some of the funniest women in show business today—award-winning writers, stand-up comedians, actresses, cartoonists, and more. Notes from the Bathroom Line proves there are no limits to how funny, bad-ass, and revolutionary women can—and continue—to be.

New Bathroom Idea Book

Author : Jamie Gold
Publisher : Taunton Home Idea Books
ISBN 13 : 9781631864056
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (64 download)

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Download or read book New Bathroom Idea Book written by Jamie Gold and published by Taunton Home Idea Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The bathroom today is getting more attention than ever from homeowners, as they realize its value as a personal retreat and resale enhancer. Gone are the days of garish tile and fuzzy toilet seat covers: now, bathrooms are as much about taste and style as the rest of the house. People want them to be both beautiful and functional, and manufacturers have responded with many more choices in materials and fixtures. This book covers them all, with ideas for tiny half-baths, medium-size his-and-hers, and large, luxurious home spas. Specifics on ventilation, waterproofing, faucets, showers, tubs, and more give readers the knowledge they need to create the bathroom they've always wanted. "Taunton's New Bathroom Idea Book gives homeowners hundreds of ideas about how to make one of the most necessary rooms in the house one of the most enjoyable."--Publisher description