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What Does the Constitution Actually Say?

Author : Ben Sheehan
Publisher : Black Dog & Leventhal
ISBN 13 : 0762498463
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book What Does the Constitution Actually Say? written by Ben Sheehan and published by Black Dog & Leventhal. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know what the Constitution ACTUALLY says? This witty and highly relevant annotation of our founding document is the go-to guide to how our government really works (or is supposed to work). Written by political savant and entertainment veteran, Ben Sheehan, and vetted for accuracy by experts in the field of constitutional law, OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? is an entertaining and accessible guide that explains what the Constitution actually lays out. With clear notes and graphics on everything from presidential powers to Supreme Court nominations to hidden loopholes, Sheehan walks us through the entire Constitution from its preamble to its final amendment (with a bonus section on the Declaration of Independence). Besides putting the Constitution in modern-day English so that it can be understood, OMG WTF Does the Constitution Actually Say? gives readers all of the info they need to be effective voters and citizens in the November elections and beyond.

The Cat in the Hat.

Author : Dr. Seuss
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 0307930440
Total Pages : 73 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book The Cat in the Hat. written by Dr. Seuss and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two children sitting at home on a rainy day are visited by the cat who shows them some tricks and games.

The Amulet's Curse

Author : Ayn O'Reilly Walters
Publisher : Grosvenor House Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1803811277
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (38 download)

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Download or read book The Amulet's Curse written by Ayn O'Reilly Walters and published by Grosvenor House Publishing. This book was released on 2022-08-18 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A year after her discovery of magic trees in their local park, Isabel and best friend Jess are on a school excursion to Kew Gardens. They come across Kew Palace and, knowing nothing about its history, decide to sneak into the library. A painting on the wall in the library catches Isabel's eye and she realises the man in the painting is wearing the amulet. When they head for home to tell Isabel's brother, William, Jess disappears! Isabel must find Jess but who is the man wearing the amulet? The Amulet's Curse is the second adventure for the Pritchard children in the hugely successful Between the Trees series.

Oscar Season

Author : Elizabeth Carey
Publisher : Dunemere Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 0998499722
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (984 download)

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Download or read book Oscar Season written by Elizabeth Carey and published by Dunemere Books LLC. This book was released on 2017-05-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Junior Lifeguards basic training isn't for wimps. 13-year-old aspiring actress Selena Diaz learns this the hard way during her first week on the squad. Along with best pals Jenna, Piper, and Ziggy, Selena is just getting her feet wet as a lifeguard trainee and the going is tough. What's worse, she's also dealing with a new job, swim lessons, a show-tunes singing math tutor, and a haughty neighbor who's also kind of her boss. But Selena uses her showbiz enthusiasm to tackle every problem, and squad cutie Hayden Jones and stray kitten Oscar brighten each day. Meanwhile, they soon discover that a real Hollywood star is shining brightly in their midst—right here on the Cape!

Summer Lifeguards: Selena to the Rescue

Author : Elizabeth Doyle Carey
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728221293
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book Summer Lifeguards: Selena to the Rescue written by Elizabeth Doyle Carey and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The wholesome summer fun continues in the third book of the Summer Lifeguards series! Selena knows she'll be an actress one day, and she's pretty sure her showbiz enthusiasm will help her tackle all her problems...or will it? Junior Lifeguards basic training isn't for wimps. Thirteen-year-old aspiring actress Selena Diaz learns this the hard way during her first week of training. Along with best pals Jenna, Piper, and Ziggy, Selena is just getting her feet wet as a lifeguard trainee and the going is tough. What's worse, she's also dealing with a new job, swim lessons, a show-tunes singing math tutor, and a haughty neighbor who's also kind of her boss. Meanwhile, they soon discover that a real Hollywood star is shining brightly in their midst—right here on the Cape! It's going take all of Selena's showbiz enthusiasm to tackle her busiest summer ever. The third book in the Summer Lifeguard series featuring: Strong female friendship The challenges middle schoolers face and overcome! Wholesome beach fun to add to the summer reading list The perfect series for grades three and up!

Doppelganger

Author : Danielle Bannister
Publisher : Bannister Books
ISBN 13 : 1542365422
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (423 download)

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Download or read book Doppelganger written by Danielle Bannister and published by Bannister Books. This book was released on 2017-01-21 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julie Green was NOT having a midlife crisis. Her move across the country from sunny LA to the unsuspecting town of Bucksville, New Hampshire, was NOT about her being up to her eyeballs in fake people and even faker tits. It was NOT about hating her job as a temp and most definitely did NOT have anything to do with her ex-boyfriend or his wife getting pregnant with kid number three. No, this move was going to be her chance for a ‘do-over.’ A quiet life in a quiet town. Or, at least, that was the plan. A case of mistaken identity thrusts her into the public eye, tossing her into a world of flashbulbs and shadows. Not the ideal situation to meet her potential Mr. Right, but her newest temporary gig was unlike any she'd ever held. The chance of a lifetime… Will it get to be too much, forcing her to cut and run--or will she find out that love stories aren't just for the silver screen?

Don't Be Stupid, Idiot - Helping Idiots Be Less Idiotic

Author : Yann Somou
Publisher : Yann Somou
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Don't Be Stupid, Idiot - Helping Idiots Be Less Idiotic written by Yann Somou and published by Yann Somou. This book was released on 2023-01-29 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think the world is going to shit? And that manners are being thrown out the window? And that common sense and common courtesy are becoming uncommon? And that you are now dealing with idiots that bit too often? You are not alone. We are all collectively treating each other worse than ever before. We talk to each other like dickheads. We drive like wankers. We leave piss on the toilet seat. We shake hands as if they’ve turned into floppy fish. We treat money as the be-all and end-all. Yann thinks this is down to us slowly losing touch with our own humanity. In other words, we care more about ourselves than the person next to us. Sure, capitalism and technology are partly to blame. But at the end of the day, if we don’t start treating each other a little better, we’re all truly fucked. There’s no way in hell we’ll be able to work together long enough to resolve the catastrophic problems coming our way. To that end, ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is chock full of 120+ hilarious, sweary, sarcastic, hard-hitting rants about everyday things that everyday idiots do, with quasi-serious, tongue in cheek exercises to help idiots be less idiotic. Each rant also has a QR code or link to share with that idiot of a friend who needs to read it! Rants include: Queue cutting Cancel culture Buying rounds Splitting the bill Holding the door open Ignoring reserved seating Treating pets as humans Tailgating Reclining plane seats Taking the mick Conspiracy theorists & many more! No one is innocent of being an idiot, including you. It is impossible to read this book and not realise at least one or two ways in which you’ve started to not give a shit about your fellow human. Yann hopes that, instead of being a little bitch about it, you’ll use all the reality checks you’ll receive to become a better person who is more aware of how their actions affect others. Entertainment: Guaranteed Fucks Given: Zero Legitimate Reviews “Brilliant!! But it can’t go on our best seller’s list because most of our readers are idiots” – Some shit newspaper “Bought for my idiot friend. Was a prick, still is but at least he knows it now!!” – An idiot “The perfect stupid gift for my boyfriend/husband/dad/brother!! They can be a right wanker!” – Wanker-loving idiot Get the book now, you muppet. Yann doesn’t care whether you buy it as a Secret Santa piss-take for colleagues, a really stupid gift for Christmas, a birthday present for people you don't like, for bloody Mother’s and Father’s day, or just because you like books taking the mick. Just buy the thing and start your journey towards being less of a prick. Still don’t know if ‘don’t be stupid, idiot’ is for you? If you enjoyed Mark Manson’s, ‘The subtle art of not giving a f*ck’, Laura Clery’s, ‘Idiots’, Thomas Erikson’s, ‘Surrounded by idiots’ or Karl Pilkington’s, ‘An idiot abroad’, you’ll love this! You’ll also feel right at home if you relate to the logic and pull no punches style of outspoken people like Ricky Gervais, Jeremy Clarkson, Piers Morgan and James Haskell.

Mellifluous Meetings

Author : Darius Robaire
Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
ISBN 13 : 1662908628
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (629 download)

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Download or read book Mellifluous Meetings written by Darius Robaire and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2021-08-21 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mellifluous Meetings: A Measure of Music in the Multifaceted Jazz Community' follows the life of jazz drummer Darius Robaire as he entangles himself into a diverse and occasionally calamitous community of musicians, agents, artists, drug dealers and women. The character, half rooted in reality and half forged in fiction, is sometimes misinterpreted as callous but his true nature is revealed in the way reveres his family, friends, and musical community in which he surrounds himself. But don't take our word...read up and judge for yourself!

Oops! How to Rock the Mother of All Surprises

Author : Tracy Moore
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440562075
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Oops! How to Rock the Mother of All Surprises written by Tracy Moore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-18 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Ready or not, here comes baby! Talk about a bump in the road. Whether you were waiting until "the right time" to have kids or hoped and pleaded the day wouldn't come, you'll breathe a sigh of relief when you flip through Oops! In this collection of humorous essays, Jezebel.com blogger Tracy Moore shares her personal experiences with jumping headfirst into motherhood--without a clue what she was doing. Unexpectedly pregnant at thirty-three, Moore's life completely changed when she had to give up her beloved cigarettes and cold deli meats and quickly learn how to care for the little bundle of (ahem) joy growing inside her. Her honest advice will help you cope with all the changes and feelings that will occur on your way to parenthood. From stockpiling baby supplies in just a few months to being the lone sober one at a party, this book answers all your questions and braces you for the unexpected.

Momlandia

Author : Jennifer Strube
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1725291258
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Momlandia written by Jennifer Strube and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2021-02-25 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When two college roommates reconnect after twenty years and find themselves both pregnant with baby girls, nothing could seem more blissful. That is, until they actually have the babies. Cue Momlandia: a strange universe that looks nothing like moms of Instagram. Braless, sleepless, and covered with milk, these friends fight for their pre-baby sanity the best way modern moms know how—one text message at a time. Together, they wade through the strange vortex of momlife, navigating GMO-sized body parts, tangled breast pumps, and sudden-onset husband hatred. Where is the glitter-filled Momtopia they were marketed? Strapping on their belly bands and pulling up their postpartum panties, these BFFs guzzle coffee and kale in search of organic motherhood. Hand-churning flax muffins while fighting their own muffintops, surely they can become the selfless, maternal saints they’d envisioned themselves to be. Or can they? To all those “natural” moms in search of perfection, we hail you, one momguilt, mombod, momfail at a time.

Jagged Addiction

Author : Lashell Collins
Publisher : Lashell Collins
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jagged Addiction written by Lashell Collins and published by Lashell Collins. This book was released on with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Jagged Ivory’s bassist, Benji Staffon, almost died of an overdose in the middle of their European tour, he knew that he had finally hit bottom. An outsider almost from the moment he was born, drugs had long been his way of coping with the loneliness and the fear. But he knows that he has to get clean now, because his Jagged Ivory bandmates are the only real family he’s ever had, and disappointing them again is simply not an option. Fae Miller is an orphan. Her father died when she was young, and she watched her mother kill herself slowly because of the grief. Music is the only thing that kept her sane through it all. And her crush on Jagged Ivory’s bassist led her to pick up the instrument herself. Now, working the backline for one of the biggest rock groups on the planet, she suddenly finds herself thrust into Benji Staffon’s orbit and into his tortured life. Can these two lost souls make a real and genuine connection, or will his addiction tear them both apart? This is the second edition of this book and not a new title.

Why Do WE Cheat?

Author : Myesha Harvey
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1645304507
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (453 download)

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Download or read book Why Do WE Cheat? written by Myesha Harvey and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: why do WE cheat? By: Myesha & Brian Harvey Sr. why do WE cheat? is a helpful yet entertaining look into the lives of adulterers. Myesha and Brian Harvey chose this topic to expose the truth behind a topic commonly swept under the rug. Their experiences in their relationship lead them to a breaking point and prompted them to write this book. They hope readers will take their experiences and re-evaluate their own relationships.

I Brag ... Again. Dating Through Heartbreak

Author : Annie Chau
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
ISBN 13 : 1612040500
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book I Brag ... Again. Dating Through Heartbreak written by Annie Chau and published by Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency. This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After the surprising ending to the author's previous book I Brag, many have wondered what happens next. She can't just be left broken-hearted Will she keep bragging? Yes I did and I still do, says author Annie Chau. This is the next installment in her Brag series, detailing year three of her post-divorce adventures in Manhattan. She explores the concept of dating, beyond what the common idea of dating means. Her experiences with new people add needed laughter to her story, while the return of old flames brings her closer yet to the promise of a new future. As for the characters in her life, The Walker, with his hilarious and frustrating antics, will make readers wonder if it's possible for such a man to exist. The Runner, aka Italian Stallion, ropes the author into Round Four, but solicits a different outcome this time. And unexpectedly, The Ram returns and redirects the course of her life once again. About the Author: Originally from the San Francisco Bay area, Annie Chau has lived and worked in Manhattan for several years. Her next book is I Brag ...Some More. Girls, Goddesses, and a Chinese Lady.This book takes a break from the men, and pays tribute instead to the women who have made an impact on her life. Publisher's website: http: //www.strategicpublishinggroup.com/title/IBragAgain.htm

I Was Told There Would Be Romance

Author : Marie Arnold
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316568023
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book I Was Told There Would Be Romance written by Marie Arnold and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2024-10-15 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Never Have I Ever and To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before comes a hilarious and heartfelt novel about a young Haitian girl navigating high school, friendship, and crushes. Fifteen-year-old Fancy Augustine is a Haitian American girl with simple desires. She’d like to trade in her floppy, oversize boobs for cute, perky ones. She’d love a boyfriend. And she’s desperate for an invite to the biggest event of the school year: Imani Park’s birthday party. When Fancy learns her BFF, Tilly, has received a coveted invite and has a secret boyfriend, she is (understandably) devastated and wholeheartedly determined to do whatever it takes to get her own happily ever after. So what if she makes a deal with the devil (Imani) that guarantees her an invite—but only if she can bring a boyfriend? And what’s so bad about letting her crush, Rahim, believe that she can create a voodoo potion for him in exchange for him posing as her boyfriend? And, yeah, maybe she’s destroying her friendship with Tilly and falling hopelessly behind in her schoolwork, but Fancy knows it’ll all be worth it in the end. Plus, it’s not like Fancy’s parents would really make good on their threats of sending her back to Haiti...right?

Because of Love

Author : S. Taylor
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1475971397
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (759 download)

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Download or read book Because of Love written by S. Taylor and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-01-28 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When high school girl Chantal Meallian is spurned by the guy she likes, she decides to lay off love for a while. Instead, shell focus on school and in superficial attention from the opposite sex, committing to live her life to the fullest. Her best friend, Dayvian Peterson, is smart and sassy, but the failure of love in her lifeas demonstrated by her parents divorcehas forced her into bitterness, and she goes through the motions of life with a cynical attitude. Chantal and Dayvian couldnt be more different, and yet their differences and shared traumas bring them together as they grow toward adulthood. On holiday break in their senior year, the girls travel to Covington, Louisiana, to visit Chantals family home. Once there, they meet twin brothers Eric and Reggie, and something stirs deep within both of them. Chantal and Dayvian may have different outlooks on love, but when love comes knocking, will their reactions be the same?

Someone Worth Waiting for Ii

Author : Lisa Byrd Dennard
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503570231
Total Pages : 153 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book Someone Worth Waiting for Ii written by Lisa Byrd Dennard and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-05-14 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jacobi and his mom were fighting for their lives. They were rushed to the hospital after being shot by DeAundre Brown and Ty Jenkins at Jacobi and Kashais engagement party. One minute, everyone was having a great time. The next, bullets were flying everywhere, and Jacobi and his mom were the only ones hit. The ride to the hospital was nerve-racking for Kashai and Summer. They had no idea what was going to happen in the next couple of hours. The police was searching everywhere for the suspects. They had an all-point bulletin out for DeAundre, Ty, and Okee Li. They got away from the scene of the crime before the police arrived. The chief of police shut down all airports, train stations, and bus stations. He had to call in special favors from different police departments for the manpower to help look for DeAundre Brown, Okee Li, and Ty Jenkins. Kashai blamed herself for what happened that night. She knew DeAundre was obsessed with her and would not stop until he got her back, but she never thought it would come to this.

Big Girls Get Stepped on Too!

Author : Ria Mann Rosa
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1496985354
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (969 download)

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Download or read book Big Girls Get Stepped on Too! written by Ria Mann Rosa and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi, there. Hi, there. She is so getting knocked out- would you please? Well pay you! Harheeehaaahhaaah-ah they make me laugh! Excuse me a second GET ON WITH IT! Harheeeehaaaahhaah- ah sorry about that, I couldnt help it. Take twenty two.. Hey, Im Sarahs best-est best-est - BEST-EST friend!Otherwise known as SARAH, WHO? but that doesnt imply to you , because by the time you ask, youd already know. So listen! Just sum up her popularity by taking one away from sixteen (do the maths her way, and you get six). Any-hoo, to all you haters you wanna mess with my friend, you gotta go through this bad girl first- ALRIGHT! Psss Sarah, they got the message, you can come out now btw, am I allowed to say, sometimes you annoy me? Can I? Can I, please? Oh, dont care what you say, Im telling em! SOMETIMES??!! I meant all the time! Shes still disk broken over a certain Dvd player- hmm, wonder what thats all about, eh? She just wont shut up about it. Its yap- yap- yap- non- stop, she may as well be called the player! Sarah, you really are I CANT EVEN DESCRIBE IT! Like when youre watching a movie and some idiot wont stop talking. Oh, you know I love you really ;p Harheeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaahhaaah-ah- Yeah, the feelings mutual! see? Were just as annoying as each other- and thats why we love each other so much! Can I interrupt? Can you please hurry up, and get on with it! ALRIGHT, KEEP YOUR BUTT ON! Sheesh! harheeeehaaahhaaah- Omg, there she goes again, you know what? Let me! NO! Alright, Ill stop! What else was it? Oh, yeah how could I forget? YOUR GRANDMA!- Harrrr- alright, alright, let me get on with it! Sheesh anyway, does grandmas motto really work , or is it all just a pile of Laddoo? Let me know yeah! Oh, and a word of advice- ROLLING PIN THE!?? Youre holding the wrong picture up! (I forgot to mention, shes stupid too). Grandma, this is to you- BIN THE ROLLING PIN! Be good to your granddaughter SHE TOLD ME TO SAY IT! Wanna take it a step further? Just try walking in Sarah, Who? s five inch, and a half heels! I wrote this novel upon leaving high school. I am a writer and love to write. I love books and was happy to write one.Im 22 and live with my mum who is an inspiration to me too.