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Book Synopsis Old Farts Are Forever by : Lee Lorenz
Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz
Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." —Lee Lorenz.
Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.
Book Synopsis Release Your Inner Old Fart by : Mark Leigh
Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.
Book Synopsis Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Amos Tinker
Download or read book Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Book Synopsis Two Old Farts in the Night Live by : Barry Cryer
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night Live written by Barry Cryer and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night (video). written by and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The History of Farting by : Benjamin Bart
Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.
Book Synopsis The Old Farts Flatulence Log Book by : Schultz
Download or read book The Old Farts Flatulence Log Book written by Schultz and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-28 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate gag gift! Want to laugh your stinky butt off? Makes a great gift for a boy with a love of potty humor to a co-workers white elephant gift exchange! Grab a few copies and always have a gift on hand! Use this book to record all the rump rippling details such as: Date, Time, Place Who the Butt Burper Was Spectator Reactions Sound Level (whisper, thunder and more) Linger Level (how long that gas lasts) Scent Level (merely a nasal annoyance or did people pass out?) Duration (from a snap to honk and more) A place to journal all the nose tingling notes Name your fart, sketch the stench and rank the rank (Rotten eggs, Beans, Skunk, Skunk That Ate Beans and more! Dimensions: 6x9, 118 pages to record your fart facts
Book Synopsis Owner's Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts by : J. R. Beckham
Download or read book Owner's Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts written by J. R. Beckham and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: This over the hill gag gift is extremely vulgar and uses a lot of cussing. The Owner's Manual for Over the Hill Old Farts: An Over the Hill Novelty Book is a hilarious book that makes fun of people considered by others to be over the hill. This is the perfect Over the Hill gag gift. The book uses a question and answer format about growing old and discusses such problems such as uncontrolled farting and urination, dieting, trying to look young, surrendering driver's licenses and other embarrassing aspects of growing old. This is a perfect old age joke book to make fun of anyone who fits one of these categories: - Over 30 gag gift - Over 40 gag gift - Over 50 gag gift - Over the hill novelty books - Old age joke books - Old age gag gift book The funny book is a top pick for: - Graduation - Birthday gifts - Funny gag or novelty item - Holiday gifts - Gag gift for an office party
Book Synopsis Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts by : Cam Harlan
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by Cam Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many amusing memories.
Book Synopsis The Musings of an Old Fart by : John Davies
Download or read book The Musings of an Old Fart written by John Davies and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-21 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an old fart's world things matter that don't matter at all to anyone else. We spend our time amazed at the world around us knowing we are safe in our man cave. When an interloper enters the cave unauthorized, old farts marshall the resources of all the neighborhood's old farts and calm is restored.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Farts by : Summersdale Publishers
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2024-06-13 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Farts by : Summersdale Publishers
Download or read book The Little Book of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2018-10-11 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!
Download or read book An Old Fart Remembers written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains by : Funny Notebook
Download or read book Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains written by Funny Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Book Synopsis Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head by : Herbert I. Kavet
Download or read book Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head written by Herbert I. Kavet and published by . This book was released on 1998-03-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
