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Author : Cam Harlan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780976255307
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (553 download)
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by Cam Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many amusing memories.
Author : Funskill Brew
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (26 download)
Download or read book Farting Bunny Makes ABC Funny written by Funskill Brew and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this crazy, fun rhyming ABC about a bunny who just can't stop farting They will love learning ABC with humorous rhymes connected to bunny farts. The hilarious read-aloud rhyming will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves.Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting bunny's tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. For kids who think farts are funny For everyone who loves a humorous farts rhyming A funny Spring book for toddlers A funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 Perfect as a silly birthday present an Easter basket This book is far from boring- the tempo and the rhymes change in unexpected ways, still keeping the smooth flow for reading aloud. Order today and the funny toots will be heading your way!
Author : Tina Vo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (75 download)
Download or read book F is for Fart A Hilarious Rhyming ABC Children's Book About Pooping and Farting Animals - Ursa the Unicorn Toots Rainbows & Magic written by Tina Vo and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-23 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Relieving and Hilarious Book for Animal Lovers! Let out your best laughs with the entire family with this book full of rhymes, farts and poop for Stress Relief and Relaxation - A Farting and Pooping Animal Book
Author : Mrs Dealt It
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781096381112
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (811 download)
Download or read book F is for FART written by Mrs Dealt It and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.
Author : Steve Hodge
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781493753604
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (536 download)
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Steve Hodge and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sooner or later, every parent is faced with the task of talking to his or her child about flatulence. This book discusses the subject in an honest, informative and entertaining way for younger children while offering older kids a hilarious good time that they'll want to share with their friends and relive again and again. The illustrations and text are funny but tastefully done, avoiding gratuitous potty language and offensive graphics while addressing why we pass gas, where and when it is and isn't appropriate and the fact that it happens to everyone. Though written for children, many adults have found this book entertaining as well!
Author : J J Matthews
Publisher : J. J. Matthews
ISBN 13 : 9781649847713
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (477 download)
Download or read book F is for FART written by J J Matthews and published by J. J. Matthews. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.
Author : Dizu Fizu Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (2 download)
Download or read book Anna The Farting Llama written by Dizu Fizu Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Anna The Farting Llama" is a funny, rhyming story about farting, fun and friendship. Anna the llama and her friend Alex love spending their time daydreaming. One day Alex has the idea of trying to use Anna's unhealthy obsession for beans, and the farting that produces, to propel them to the world land speed record. Anna and Alex travel to Black Rock Desert and compete in a race. Will Anna and Alex break the land speed record, and become the fastest farters ever? With colorful illustrations and a fun rhyming story, this foul-smelling tale is perfect for any child who finds toilet humor the funniest thing in the world! This hilarious read aloud story will delight llama lovers, toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Book details: Perfect for: Parents and children who want to have a laugh Kids who love animal fart books and think farts are funny Everyone who loves a silly story Contains full color, professional illustrations A humorous read for bedtime stories, group reading, and passing the time Helps improve your child's reading skills in an engaging way Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls on Birthday or any day of the year. Scroll up and grab your copy now to start reading!
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008357948
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (579 download)
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637311066
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (11 download)
Download or read book My Pooting Papa written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Pooting Papa is a funny tale about dads farting. Even though they do, we still love them to pieces! My Papa is my protector. He keeps me out of trouble. He teaches me right from wrong, And pulls me from the rubble. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive free gifts. Makes a perfect gift for Father's day or any day of the year.
Author : Flat Lence
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781540546203
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)
Download or read book 95 Fart Rhymes written by Flat Lence and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This full-color, illustrated book of fart rhymes will keep your friends and family laughing. It moves beyond the classic "Whoever smelt it dealt it" to provide a plethora of new rhyming comebacks.Examples: Whoever's saying less made the mess. Whoever told the joke made the smoke. Whoever's the most sassy is the most gassy. Get the book to discover dozens of others!
Author : Zia Molina
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (298 download)
Download or read book The Garden of Gassy Gnomes written by Zia Molina and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-03-29 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this funny rhyming story about gnomes who come to life at night in a kids garden and start tooting! Emma and Sam have a great little garden growing. But one day, gnomes show up and start farting all over their plants! Emma and Sam try to get the gnomes to stop with hilarious results Kids will love finding out how Emma and Sam finally work out their problems with the farting gnomes! They will also learn a bit about gardening and bugs along the way. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting gnomes tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love gnomes. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present funny gardening books garden story for kids Boys and Girls will have fun finding out how the gnomes and the children learn how to work together to grow the best garden!!
Author : Edmund Evans
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781981577859
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (778 download)
Download or read book Mother Goose Or the Old Nursery Rhymes written by Edmund Evans and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-09 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Size: 8 1/2" x 11." Pages: 55 (many in color) * * * * * OPINIONS OF THE PRESS. "In the illustrations to 'Mother Goose' Miss Greenaway has simply surpassed herself; everyone, from the opening vignette to the last page, is a perfect gem; while nothing could be finer or more thoroughly in keeping with the spirit of the occasion than the manner in which printer and publishers alike have fulfilled their portions of the task." -- Bookbuyer. "This is the first dropping of another of the magnificent crops of juvenile Christmas books for which Messrs. Routledge & Sons have won a preeminent reputation on both sides of the Atlantic. It is satisfactory to say that in spite of all Miss Greenaway's former triumphs in this class of literature, she has never been more successful than in the present case.... In short, it would be impossible to imagine a more delightful book for little people, and we are glad to notice that the publishers, by producing it in a plain but substantial binding, not calculated for show, but for use, are able to offer it at a price which brings it easily within reach. It will no doubt have a large sale, and farsighted people, who know that such books soon become scarce, and therefore valuable, may find it worth while to look after it." --Bristol Mercury. "This little book of children's poetry and pictures, illustrated charmingly by Kate Greenaway, and engraved and printed perfectly by Edmund Evans, promises to be one of the wonders of the infant world. It has the alternative title of 'Mother Goose, which are words well known to the youthful ear. The drawing and colouring are so excellent and refined in their style, that one begins to be conscious that aestheticism, for all the satire of it that is abroad, has invaded for good purpose the nursery. If reform is made at the fountain thus, the river of manhood or womanhood, so to speak, will be all the clearer and more beautiful. The forty-eight pages here are quite a gallery of the prettiest coloured pictures." --Northern Whig. "There is an irresistible charm about Kate Greenaway's pictures, and her new book, "Mother Goose; or, the Old Nursery Rhymes, possesses its full share. The quaint designs, the skillful drawing and effective colouring, and the sketches illustrating these rhymes, are done ample justice to by the admirable engraving and printing of Mr. Edmund Evans." --Christian World.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)
Download or read book Mother Goose's Book of Nursery Rhymes and Songs written by and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nanette Pattee Francini
Publisher : Grandma Nanners Press
ISBN 13 : 9781736069523
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (695 download)
Download or read book Have You Ever Seen A Whale Fart? written by Nanette Pattee Francini and published by Grandma Nanners Press. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A DOG, A WHALE AND A HORSE-OF COURSE! A HUMOROUS CHILDREN'S RHYMING PICTURE BOOK. In this follow up to #1 New Release -Nursery Rhymes ( Doogie's Special Christmas-December, 2020), Doogie the dog is off on a new adventure! This time something has sparked his curiosity: " is what I'm reading about a whale fart actually real?". He races to the sea shore to find out-and learns that curiosity can lead to a dream come true. This whale of a tale's fart, a fun and funny rhyming story book based on scientific fact, is sure to capture the imagination of toddlers, preschoolers and beginning readers. Beautifully illustrated and easy to read, this rhyming story book is perfect for kids 6-8 learning how to read and will have kids ages 3-5 giggling out loud. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WHALE FART? A NURSERY RHYME STORY BOOK FEATURES * Bright, vibrant imagery of a dog, a whale, a horse and more! *A story to stimulate imagination, fantasy, and laughter *Simple words for early readers.
Author : Story Lady
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 059519866X
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (951 download)
Download or read book Adventures Down Nursery Rhyme Lane written by Story Lady and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-09-07 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm sure that all you readers, like I, have been brought up from little on reading Nursery Rhymes or having Nursery Rhymes read to you. Not many childhood things remain with us through the years, but it seems Nursery Rhymes do, somehow. Try saying a Nursery Rhyme like Little Boy Blue or Little Bo Peep in a group of people, regardless of their ages, and you will find them all repeating the rhyme with you, be they before 8 years old or after 80 years old, as I am. And have you. as I, ever wondered, is Little Boy Blue still asleep in the haystack? Or wondered when the cow jumped over the moon, where did she land? And is Humpty Dumpty still laying there all cracked up on the ground by that wall? Why did Pussycat visit the Queen? If you're curious and interested, come follow me down The Yellow Brick Road and get ready for surprises, excitement and adventure!
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Publisher : Pook Press
ISBN 13 : 9781447438052
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (38 download)
Download or read book Mother Goose Or the Old Nursery Rhymes written by and published by Pook Press. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of traditional nursery rhymes with drawings of life in Victorian times.
Author : Pope Twins
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781782094388
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (943 download)
Download or read book Old Macdonald Had a Farm written by Pope Twins and published by . This book was released on 2014-06-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of nursery rhyme titles is beautifully presented as large format paperbacks. Every page showcases delightful full-bled artwork packed with charm and detail that will enthrall young people.
