Read Books Online and Download eBooks, EPub, PDF, Mobi, Kindle, Text Full Free.
Download Nope Not Today Funny Sarcastic Coloring Pages For Adults full books in PDF, epub, and Kindle. Read online Nope Not Today Funny Sarcastic Coloring Pages For Adults ebook anywhere anytime directly on your device. Fast Download speed and no annoying ads. We cannot guarantee that every ebooks is available!
Author : Nita Leland
Publisher : North Light Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Exploring Color written by Nita Leland and published by North Light Books. This book was released on 1998-09-15 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to use and control color in your painting
Author : Sasha O'Hara
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543233803
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (338 download)
Download or read book Cheaper Than Therapy written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Cheaper than Therapy is the Coloring Journal you need to color and journal the things you can't say out loud! With 32 Full Page Illustrations 31 Illustrated Journal Pages 31 Simple college rule lined journal pages A way to take out your creativity and frustration without breaking the law and more... What people are saying: "You have really outdone yourself this time!! I love every single thing about this book!...I feel like you went in my mind and took out my thoughts and put them in a book. The drawings are amazing and this book is just the ultimate best!" - Lina "I LOVE IT, LOVE IT, FREEEEAAAAKKKKING love it!!!... It is just perfect. Or as close as one can get. Have some chocolate and wine and chill out. JOB WELL DONE" - Bonnie "Awesome! Just abso-freakin-lutely awesome!!" - Bernadine "Love it! So many pages I saw that I want to grab and start coloring right now! LOL!" - Brandy Z "The perfect mix of intricate and open spaces coloring!" - Anita "LOVE IT!!!!!!!! It is not so busy for the person that does simple colors, and busy enough to keep the attention of the person, like me, who likes the fun detailed stuff. I like that there are coloring options on some of he journal pages, and the images are great! You got your Snark on, girl." - Anna From the back cover: "Grab your pens and pencils and pull up that damn couch, because it's time to get your snark on! When the shit show of life is making you crazy and everyone has lost their minds, let Cheaper than Therapy ease your stress with its insanely out of line pages. With over 30 shockingly subversive illustrations, plus plenty of colorable journaling pages, you're sure to get your sanity back in no time! Each single-sided coloring page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. Pages include sayings like "Good morning, I see the assassins have failed", "My happy place is your happy place burning to the ground", and "Are you fucking kidding me?!", "Ew. People" and more. Complete with added journal pages; now you can color, write, doodle, make lists for your world domination plan or use those badass mofo's as kindling for the bridges you'll burn. Color and journal the things you can't say and that your therapist shouldn't hear. It's just what the doctor ordered." For updates and downloads visit www.sashaohara.com CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE
Author : Deborah Freedman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101587938
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)
Download or read book Blue Chicken written by Deborah Freedman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-15 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mind-bendingly clever farmyard romp In this deceptively simple picture book, author-illustrator Deborah Freedman has created an irresistible character that springs to life and wreaks havoc in a farmyard with a pot of blue paint. The innocent chicken just wants to help, but things get worse and worse - and bluer and bluer - the more she tries. Playing with colors and perspective, and using minimal text, this richly layered story reveals new things to see and laugh about with each reading.
Author : James Alexander
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781519500410
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (4 download)
Download or read book Sweary Coloring Book written by James Alexander and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-25 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 20 Beautiful Swear Words To Color and Relax Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear Word is Designed with Florals, Paisleys, Mandalas, Swirls, and Motifs Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Anti-Stress Therapy Includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing and 10 Bonus Coloring Pages The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level PREVIEW Every Illustration from the Book at www.swearybook.com/secret Receive 4 Bonus Free Coloring Pages at www.swearybook.com Preview the entire book at www.swearybook.com/secret The Original #1 Bestselling Sweary Colouring Book! Featuring some of the most inappropriate swear words imaginable, these beautiful designs are a joy to color. Each swear word is replete with florals, designs, patterns, motifs, paisleys, and mandalas. * 20 Original Sweary Designs* Single-Sided Pages* Sized to frame at 8.5 x 11"* Printed on white paper* Includes digital printable edition inside* Includes 10 digital bonus pages inside With many swear words to choose from, there's something for every swearing occassion. Comes with 10 bonus swears coloring pages, as well as a digital edition of the book, so you can print extra copies. This is the first book in the Sweary Coloring Book series, and is perfect for adults who want to destress, relax, or amuse themselves after a long day. Inside, you'll find everything from your typical household swear words to craftier, choicier picks. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see all the words on the back: What's Inside * Bullshit* Fuck* Piss Off* Asshole* Bitch* Slut* Whore* Cunt* Bastard* Douche* Shit* Damn* Shitballs* Sugartits* Twat Waffle* Baggy Vag* Piss Flaps* Bollocks* Crap* Fuckwit Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you. Then color in the swear word with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. The book includes a downloadable PDF that gives you access to all of the book's designs, so you can print out extra copies and share them with friends. The book also includes a bonus downloadable PDF with 10 extra-filthy swear words, available for free. This is the first book in the Sweary Colouring Books series, and is perfect for adults who want to amuse themselves or their loved ones. Copies sell out quickly, so don't forget to grab your copy today! This is an adult coloring book. We recommend you keep it away from children, no matter how much they beg you to color. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAGS: adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, artists illustrators, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Sweary Words coloring book ,swear coloring book, cursing coloring book, sweary words coloring book, the sweary coloring book, sweary coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book
Author : Huda Fahmy
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1507209355
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (72 download)
Download or read book Yes, I'm Hot in This written by Huda Fahmy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-12-11 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Fahmy uses humor to work through stereotypes and tell stories about nuanced hijabi characters.” —The Washington Post Popular Instagram cartoonist and Muslim-American Huda Fahmy presents a hilarious, relatable, and painfully honest new collection of comics that break down barriers and show how universal our everyday problems, worries, and joys actually are. At some point in our lives, we’ve all felt a little out of place. Huda Fahmy has found it’s a little more difficult to fade into the crowd when wearing a hijab. In Yes, I’m Hot in This, Huda navigates the sometimes-rocky waters of life from the unique perspective of a Muslim-American woman, breaking down misconceptions of her culture one comic at a time. From recounting the many questions she gets about her hijab every day (yes, she does have hair) and explaining how she runs in an abaya (just fine, thank you) to dealing with misconceptions about Muslims, Yes, I’m Hot in This tackles universal feelings from an point of view we don’t hear from nearly enough. Every one of us have experienced love, misunderstanding, anger, and a deep desire for pizza. In Yes, I’m Hot in This, Huda’s clever comics demonstrate humor’s ability to bring us together, no matter how different we may appear on the surface.
Author : Renée Carlino
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501105787
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Author : Nita Leland
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1440345155
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (43 download)
Download or read book Exploring Color Workshop, 30th Anniversary Edition written by Nita Leland and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-09-07 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlock the secrets to gorgeous, expressive, unforgettable color! Finding color combinations that not only work but excite the eye is one of the greatest challenges artists face. This updated and expanded 30th anniversary edition of the North Light classic Exploring Color teaches artists of all mediums and skill levels how to use and control color in their artwork and shows how exhilarating and enjoyable the ride can be. Popular art instructor and best-selling author Nita Leland will help you take any artwork you make to new color heights. Memorable paintings from more than 30 contributing artists are inside towill inspire you, along with 75+ hands-on exercises, 8 step-by-step demonstrations and countless nuggets of color knowledge--all in your own private workshop! Learn how to master color mixing, assemble the perfect palette for your artistic goals, select just the right color scheme, and communicate color in a way that elevates your designs way beyond the ordinary. Start a handy journal to keep track of your discoveries, with customized mixtures, color wheels, reference charts and other tools designed to uncover your color personality and help you work with color more efficiently. Nita knows that the quest for perfect color can be fun, and it can be yours. So stop guessing, and start exploring! "Beautiful color is no happy accident. Color can be learned." --Nita Leland
Author : Frank Hopkinson
Publisher : Ivy Press
ISBN 13 : 1836001010
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (36 download)
Download or read book If Animals Could Talk written by Frank Hopkinson and published by Ivy Press. This book was released on 2024-10-22 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get Dad chuckling this Christmas! If Animals Could Talk is a side-splitting gift book packed full of animal dads doing their thing. Because even in the animal kingdom, dads make us all groan! This is a charming celebration of the universal qualities of ‘Dadness’: telling terrible jokes, ignoring instruction manuals, failing to spot things in clear view, and more classic, comical capers. Included in this book: A collection of 40 so-bad-they’re-good dad antics Hilarious, high-definition animal photos Relatable qualities that will have you nodding along as you recognise your own dad! Whether it’s a grumpy beaver losing his car keys, a penguin getting lost or a brown bear impersonating Winnie the Pooh, prepare to see Dad cracking up, shaking his head and calling loved ones as he flicks through the pages.
Author : Jennifer Yu
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488088918
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Imagine Us Happy written by Jennifer Yu and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some love stories aren’t meant to last Stella lives with depression, and her goals for junior year are pretty much limited to surviving her classes, staying out of her parents’ constant fights and staving off unwanted feelings enough to hang out with her friends Lin and Katie. Until Kevin. A quiet, wry senior who understands Stella and the lows she’s going through like no one else. With him, she feels less lonely, listened to—and hopeful for the first time since ever… But to keep that feeling, Stella lets her grades go and her friendships slide. And soon she sees just how deep Kevin’s own scars go. Now little arguments are shattering. Major fights are catastrophic. And trying to hold it all together is exhausting Stella past the breaking point. With her life spinning out of control, she’s got to figure out what she truly needs, what’s worth saving—and what to let go.
Author : Jessica Zucker
Publisher : Feminist Press at CUNY
ISBN 13 : 1558612890
Total Pages : 163 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (586 download)
Download or read book I Had a Miscarriage written by Jessica Zucker and published by Feminist Press at CUNY. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sixteen weeks into her second pregnancy, psychologist Jessica Zucker miscarried at home, alone. Suddenly, her career, spent specializing in reproductive and maternal mental health, was rendered corporeal, no longer just theoretical. She now had a changed perspective on her life’s work, her patients’ pain, and the crucial need for a zeitgeist shift. Navigating this nascent transition amid her own grief became a catalyst for Jessica to bring voice to this ubiquitous experience. She embarked on a mission to upend the strident trifecta of silence, shame, and stigma that surrounds reproductive loss—and the result is her striking memoir meets manifesto. Drawing from her psychological expertise and her work as the creator of the #IHadaMiscarriage campaign, I Had a Miscarriage is a heart-wrenching, thought-provoking, and validating book about navigating these liminal spaces and the vitality of truth telling—an urgent reminder of the power of speaking openly and unapologetically about the complexities of our lives. Jessica Zucker weaves her own experience and other women's stories into a compassionate and compelling exploration of grief as a necessary, nuanced personal and communal process. She inspires her readers to speak their truth and, in turn, to ignite transformative change within themselves and in our culture.
Author : Eric Lindstrom
Publisher : Poppy
ISBN 13 : 0316260045
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)
Download or read book A Tragic Kind of Wonderful written by Eric Lindstrom and published by Poppy. This book was released on 2017-02-07 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the vein of It's Kind of a Funny Story and All the Bright Places, comes a captivating, immersive exploration of life with mental illness. For sixteen-year-old Mel Hannigan, bipolar disorder makes life unpredictable. Her latest struggle is balancing her growing feelings in a new relationship with her instinct to keep everyone at arm's length. And when a former friend confronts Mel with the truth about the way their relationship ended, deeply buried secrets threaten to come out and upend her shaky equilibrium. As the walls of Mel's compartmentalized world crumble, she fears the worst--that her friends will abandon her if they learn the truth about what she's been hiding. Can Mel bring herself to risk everything to find out? In A Tragic Kind of Wonderful, Eric Lindstrom, author of the critically acclaimed Not If I See You First, examines the fear that keeps us from exposing our true selves, and the courage it takes to be loved for who we really are.
Author : Richard Roberts
Publisher : Crossroad Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 486 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain written by Richard Roberts and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2019-06-02 with total page 486 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Penelope Akk wants to be a superhero. She's got superhero parents. She's got the ultimate mad science power, filling her life with crazy gadgets even she doesn't understand. She has two super powered best friends. In middle school, the line between good and evil looks clear. In real life, nothing is that clear. All it takes is one hero's sidekick picking a fight, and Penny and her friends are labeled supervillains. In the process, Penny learns a hard lesson about villainy: She's good at it. Criminal masterminds, heroes in power armor, bottles of dragon blood, alien war drones, shape shifters and ghosts, no matter what the super powered world throws at her, Penny and her friends come out on top. They have to. If she can keep winning, maybe she can clear her name before her mom and dad find out.
Author : Alison Green
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0399181822
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Author : Raven Kennedy
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1405960795
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (59 download)
Download or read book Bonds of Cupidity written by Raven Kennedy and published by Random House. This book was released on 2023-09-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She found love. Now, she needs to try and keep it. She spent years in the Veil as an invisible cupid. Unable to talk, touch or love anyone, which made her a little bitter. Now, Emelle has a life . . . and a bounty on her head. The fae prince wants her dead, and her three gorgeous genfins are arrested. The royal culling trials are about to begin, but Emelle isn't going to let everything be taken from her without a fight. There's rebellion in the air, a princess who's not all she appears to be and a lamassu fae who claims to be Emelle's mate. Love is getting complicated. But to a cupid, it always is. Bonds of Cupidity is Book Two in the fun, addictive and sexy Heart Hassle series Gild, Glint and Gleam, Sunday Times bestsellers, April 2023
Author : Ormbacka Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (848 download)
Download or read book Let ́s Eat, Kids written by Ormbacka Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a spooky and fun notebook for some Creepy halloween annotations. Celebrate the Halloween season with creativity. Great for School, home, office or as a Halloween Gift.
Author : Papeterie Bleu
Publisher : Gray & Gold Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781640010734
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (17 download)
Download or read book An Inspirational Colouring Book for Everyone written by Papeterie Bleu and published by Gray & Gold Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS INSPIRATIONAL Be fearless in pursuit of what sets your soul on fire Enter Papeterie Bleu's world of inspiration and motivational self-expression though creativity with this stress-relieving colouring book for grownups. Inside you will find 35 whimsical pages that will take you to your happy place for colouring, relaxation, and introspection. Unleash your inner artist as you colour this therapeutic antistress colouring book, perfect for decorating with markers, colored pencils, gel pens, or watercolors. Happy Colouring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages
Author : Carrie Gray
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (93 download)
Download or read book Well This Sucks written by Carrie Gray and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-02 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I treat eating pancakes on patios like it's a personality trait.Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, I'd take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they're a pair of Nike joggers. I'm basically a basic bitch.I'm in the prime of my life. I've got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and I've been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I'm thirty, flirty, and thriving, dammit.Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.I don't do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don't like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don't get me started on Diego. He's vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When he's not driving me crazy with all his rules, he's turning my panties into Niagara falls.I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe nineties grunge music video.
