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Book Synopsis Eat Less Cottage Cheese and More Ice Cream by : Erma Bombeck
Download or read book Eat Less Cottage Cheese and More Ice Cream written by Erma Bombeck and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2003-04-02 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1979, someone asked humorist Erma Bombeck, "If you had your life to live over, would you change anything'" Her immediate answer was no, but once she thought about it, she changed her mind. The result was a classic column full of Bombeck"s signature wit and warmth. Now the beloved column that has hung on hundreds of refrigerator doors has been cheerily illustrated and designed as a handsome gift book, Eat Less Cottage and More Ice Cream. In it, Bombeck gently reminds us of what is really important in life:"If I had my life to live over again I would have waxed less and listened more."I would have cried and laughed less while watching television . . . and more while watching real life."But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute of it . . . look at it and really see it . . . try it on . . . live it . . . exhaust it . . . and never give that minute back until there was nothing left of it. . . . "Long-time fans of Erma Bombeck will be thrilled to have this favorite column in the form of a beautiful keepsake. Readers discovering Bombeck for the first time will become fans instantly. Eat Less Cottage and More Ice Cream offers wisdom to inspire all of us.
Book Synopsis Great Funny Quotes: Sweeten Your Life with Laughter by :
Download or read book Great Funny Quotes: Sweeten Your Life with Laughter written by and published by David Young. This book was released on with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Publisher :David Young ISBN 13 : Total Pages :375 pages Book Rating :4./5 ( download)
Download or read book written by and published by David Young. This book was released on with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Heart Two Heart by : Julie Diamond Bobbitt
Download or read book Heart Two Heart written by Julie Diamond Bobbitt and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-12 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Words of wisdom from the real experts : seven mothers of twins on raising twins the first year.
Book Synopsis The Official Mom Book by : Martha Bolton
Download or read book The Official Mom Book written by Martha Bolton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003-12 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth book in the popular Official gift book series is an enjoyable tribute filled with loving praise and humorous insights on motherhood. Included are encouraging quotes, heartening messages, and uplifting Scriptures.
Book Synopsis Life, The Universe, and Isobel by : S. A. Baker
Download or read book Life, The Universe, and Isobel written by S. A. Baker and published by Douglas A Owen (pub-9568136019008422). This book was released on with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life, The Universe, and Isobel is a story of a remarkable child. S.A. Baker knew his daughter was different when she entered this world. Little did he realize the truth of that thought. And through the years he kept track of the wisdom uttered through her lips, no matter how strange he thought them to be. Isobel sees the world as only a gifted child can, and she spreads her wisdom to both parents as her father remembers the world according to her. And as she grows up in the world, Baker records her wisdom. Sit back and enjoy as Isobel shares her thoughts. Relish in the Wisdom from the Fuzzy Blue Chair. Written by S.A. Baker and published through Tumbleweed Books for your enjoyment. This is not a work of fiction.
Book Synopsis The Fun Book for Moms by : Melina Gerosa Bellows
Download or read book The Fun Book for Moms written by Melina Gerosa Bellows and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-02-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are 80.5 million women of all ages answering to the moniker "Mom," according to the U.S. Census Bureau. * After writing The Fun Book for Couples, which incidentally was the best-selling Valentine's Day book for two of the nation's largest book chains, Melina Gerosa Bellows returns with a tribute to everyone's leading lady. In addition to Mother's Day, there are more than four million births each year. The Fun Book for Moms is tailored especially to commemorate such occasions. Ideas range from fun and free to indulgent and lavish and are accompanied by whimsical artwork, quotes, and recipes certain to captivate Mom's eye and entertain her spirit: * Help your kids catch fireflies. Teach them kindness by letting them go. * "It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows." --Erma Bombeck * Fly first-class while your husband and kids fly coach. When you hear howls from the rear of the craft, pretend you don't know them. * "The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old." --Jean Kerr
Book Synopsis Essentials for Health and Wellness by : Gordon Edlin
Download or read book Essentials for Health and Wellness written by Gordon Edlin and published by Jones & Bartlett Learning. This book was released on 2000 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Health & Wellness
Book Synopsis Humorous Cryptograms by : Helen Nash
Download or read book Humorous Cryptograms written by Helen Nash and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1995 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of 400 witty or humorous quotations along with their authors' names...have been enciphered into simple substitution ciphers with retained word divisions. Authors include Groucho Marx, Andy Rooney, Bill Cosby, David Letterman, Bob Hope, Emma Bombeck and many more....Excellent and...fun."--Cryptologia. If stuck, get help from special clue sections. 128 pages, 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
Book Synopsis My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside by : Cynthia Walke Mccullough
Download or read book My Husband Said He Needed More Space So I Locked Him Outside written by Cynthia Walke Mccullough and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-04-21 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wry look at childhood, instant gratification, fashion, femininity, relationships, and getting older features quotes from insightful women, including Lily Tomlin, Bette Midler, Dorothy Parker, and Mae West. Accompanying each quotation is a photo that captures the "inner child" in us all. 50 photos.
Download or read book Humorous Wit written by Djamel Ouis and published by Paragon Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-17 with total page 872 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous Wit is a new compilation of quotations in their most humoristic form. There are over 15,000 of these taken from various parts of the world, with over 1,200 of them translated into English for the first time. This book features 5,000 authors from every corner of the globe, covering a period starting before classical antiquity, when man first started to record his thoughts, to modern times, enriching the cultural heritage. This does not in any way mean that the caveman was less humorous, but the richness of the environment we live in today and the variety of subject matter contribute considerably to a refined sense of humour. Moreover, considering that chimps and other primates also possess the ability to laugh, humour may have been around longer than the human race : )
Book Synopsis Expecting Twins, Triplets, and More by : Rachel Franklin
Download or read book Expecting Twins, Triplets, and More written by Rachel Franklin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-04 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Expecting two or more? With humor, hope, and practical wisdom, Dr. Rachel Franklin helps you to better understand the unique circumstances of multiple pregnancy and birth. From the time you hear the news to the time you take home your bundles of joy, Expecting Twins, Triplets, and More will be an invaluable resource on what to expect, how to cope, and how to enjoy the journey. This reassuring reference includes information on: -Telling family, friends, and coworkers the news -Choosing a doctor -Exercising and eating well -Coping strategies trimester by trimester -Preparing for labor and delivery -Understanding potential complications and their solutions -Navigating the NICU (Neonatal Intensive Care Unit) -Celebrating the births and bringing home the babies Expecting Twins, Triplets, and More is like having a friend, who also happens to be a doctor, share her experience and expertise to help you best take care of yourself and your babies at this very special time.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Humorous Quotes by : Malcolm Kushner
Download or read book The Little Book of Humorous Quotes written by Malcolm Kushner and published by Little Quote Books. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis the Ultimate Book of Quotations by : Joseph Demakis
Download or read book the Ultimate Book of Quotations written by Joseph Demakis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-08-17 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 400 pages of quotations for everyone. The book's originations makes finding quotes easy and user friendly.
Book Synopsis Compelling Conversations: Questions and Quotations on Timeless Topics by : Eric H. Roth
Download or read book Compelling Conversations: Questions and Quotations on Timeless Topics written by Eric H. Roth and published by Chimayo Press. This book was released on 2010-10-29 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This innovative ESL/EFL textbook helps advanced English language learners develop conversation skills and improve fluency by sharing experiences, reflecting on their lives, and discussing proverbs and quotations. The oral skills English textbook includes 45 thematic chapters, over 1,350 questions, 500 vocabulary words, 250 proverbs and American idioms, and 500 quotations. Designed for both adult education and intensive English language students, the conversations and activities deepen critical thinking skills and develop speaking skills essential to success in community college and university programs. Compelling Conversations has been used in classrooms in over 40 countries, recommended by English Teaching Professional magazine, adopted by conversation clubs and private English tutors, and enjoyed by thousands of English students.
Book Synopsis Remind Me Again Why I Need A Man by : Claudia Carroll
Download or read book Remind Me Again Why I Need A Man written by Claudia Carroll and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fresh and vibrant voice offers a hilarious look at the lengths one woman will go to find--and keep--the man of her dreams.
Book Synopsis The Pregnancy Journal by : A. Christine Harris
Download or read book The Pregnancy Journal written by A. Christine Harris and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An updated edition of the million-selling guide that accompanies you through the days, weeks, and months of your pregnancy. A modern classic translated into a dozen languages, The Pregnancy Journal provides daily entries that update you on your baby’s development—as well as guiding you through the best health and nutrition decisions for both of you. With more than a million-and-half copies sold worldwide, this one-of-a-kind guide is the ultimate resource for today’s expecting mother, now in its updated fourth edition.
