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Book Synopsis The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting by : Ilana Wiles
Download or read book The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting written by Ilana Wiles and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 662 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular blog Mommy Shorts comes a “hilarious and comforting” look at real-world motherhood (New York Times bestselling author, Jill Smokler). Ilana Wiles is not a particularly good mother. She’s not a particularly bad mother either. Like most of us, she’s somewhere in between. And she has some surprisingly good advice about navigating life as an imperfect parent. In this witty and loving homage to the every-parent, Wiles suggests that they having the best child-rearing experience of all. Using Wiles’s signature infographics and photographs to illustrate her personal and hilarious essays on motherhood, The Mommy Shorts Guide to Remarkably Average Parenting is an honest book that celebrates the fun of being a mom.
Download or read book My Shorts written by Bert G. Osterberg and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-07-22 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ranging from dark tales of vampires and serial killers to tongue-in-cheek science fiction to comedy and farce, My Shorts, by author Bert G. Osterberg, shares an eclectic collection of short stories centering on life, death, and laughter. The Option was written while Osterberg contemplated his past. High School was inspired by a plot twist in Tchaikovskys opera, The Queen of Spades, and recalls his own tortured high school career. To Amerikay calls on his love of history as told in the stories of ordinary people who do extraordinary things. Three Views shares Osterbergs political statement. Netties Triumph was penned for his granddaughter to illustrate when she was in grade school. And My Aunt Ruth tells about this feisty woman who lived in Michigan all of her life. From a suspenseful story of a dark castle in Transylvania to a fanciful encounter with a wonderfully strange fifth grade teacher, this collection of tales entertains and often challenges conventional ideas and notions.
Download or read book Read My Shorts! written by Swift Smith and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-11 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although Swift Montana Smith's book entitled READ MY SHORTS is mostly about Cowboy Action Shooting and his personal experiences within the sport, there are also stories about the Wild West included within. The book is split into two parts with the first part being short stories that can be read in less than an hour; having said that, the eighteen stories listed in Part One will take several hours to read. The addition of the longer, short story in Part Two of the book about a Wild West character called Edgar Windfal is a pleasant narrative and very interesting. While some of the stories appear to be actual experiences, many of them are fictional in nature and have a comedic tone and are meant to be amusing. A few of the stories are serious and emotional; including the last one entitled Edgar Windfal - The Lucky Stone. Overall, the book is easy to read and very enjoyable.
Download or read book My Shorts written by Gloria Jones Jones and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2021-04-01 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Shorts are a collection of my favorite short stories. Treasures that made me laugh and cry. Jonah's Swim reminds us of enjoying the simple pleasures of life a warm bath from a child's eye view. Tazz the Tasmanian Tornado was written for my grandson to cheer him up when he was recovering from multiple surgeries. It made him laugh it cheered him up, hope you enjoy it too. And of course, there is the more serious sides to life hope they make you think a little. But thanks to my sister Klaudya there are a pretty good mix of everything hope you enjoy.
Download or read book My Shorts written by Dan Jarose and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis My Shorts R Bunching. Thoughts? by : G. B. Trudeau
Download or read book My Shorts R Bunching. Thoughts? written by G. B. Trudeau and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-01-25 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hilarious!" -- Jake Tapper, ABC News "Hilarious!" -- Karen Tumulty, TIME "Hilarious!" -- Erin Moriarity, CBS News In March of 2009, Doonesbury's intrepid journalist Roland Burton Hedley, III, opened a Twitter account and began to tweet. A lot. Four weeks later, a sampling of his 140-character missives was published in The New Yorker to great acclaim, and his posts were featured in a one-on-one "tweet-off" in the Columbia Journalism Review. Rushed into print, this groundbreaking volume is the first book-length Twitter collection by a single author. With dozens of Doonesbury strips and over 500 tweets, it presents the best of Hedley's work -- frontline micro-blogging from the self-anointed dean of Washington journotwits. Eight months into this project, author G.B. Trudeau can confirm that Twitter is a colossal sinkhole of time, but is gratified that he has found a way to monetize Roland's inane postings. (Follow Roland_Hedley.) When not writing comedy haiku on Twitter, Trudeau writes and draws the Pulitzer-prize-winning comic strip Doonesbury for 1100 newspapers worldwide, and lovingly curates his web presence at Doonesbury.com. He also hosts a milblog called The Sandbox. From the book: "Just spotted colleague Terry Moran in hall. Could wave, but easier to tweet. Hey, dude." 10:49 AM Mar 18th from Tweetdeck "Bumped into an old stalker of mine at Borders. She'd lost some weight and looked terrific, but I tweeted 911 anyway. Cops arrived from 3 states." 1:43 PM Mar7th from Blackberry "I refuse to apologize for making time for my kid's ball games, so I usually end up not going." 9:13 AM May 4th from web "Had close call watching MJ memorial service. They ended 'We are the World' before I could jimmy open my gun closet and blow my brains out." 12:33 PM Jul 7th from web "While speaking last night, someone threw panties on stage. Or boxers. Whatever. Times like that, always ask myself: What would The Boss do?" 5:13 PM Mar 12th from web "Kabul. Awakened by huge blast in hotel lobby. Suicide bomber blew up complimentary breakfast buffet. Off to find bagel." 3:14 PM Apr 8th from Tweetdeck "Accompanying HMMV patrol, used on-board computer to order Ab Rocket. And because I acted when I did, receiving second one absolutely free." 8:01 PM Apr 13th from Blackberry
Download or read book Eat My Shorts written by Dean Baker and published by Dean Baker. This book was released on 2020-07-29 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eat my shorts is an award winning collection of short fiction. Tales of horror, terror, mystery, suspense, romance and pure comedy await you dear reader. Vampires, Big Game Hunters, Intergalactic smugglers, Escaped murderers, Village Idiots and curious children are waiting to meet you. So why stand outside, hungry in the cold? Why not step inside my world of amazing fiction, and eat my shorts?
Book Synopsis Grab onto Your Shorts by : Rick Vercillo
Download or read book Grab onto Your Shorts written by Rick Vercillo and published by Abbott Press. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 503 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab Onto Your ShortsA Farce in Space is an easy read, near future story; the first in a series highlighting the unpredictable adventures of a group of quirky scientists in their haphazard attempt to explain the inexplicable. Does a higher power exist? How was the universe created? What is the single most important guiding principle throughout creation? Are we alone in the cosmos or does other intelligence exist? Is intergalactic space travel possible given the constraints of time, space and the speed of light? What about an afterlife? Is our existence limited to our short stay on Earth? Can a juicy Italian roast beef sandwich be consumed after being stored in the front pocket of a pair of trouser for three days; how about a bologna sandwich after a week in a back pocket? Who makes the best donuts in the world? Climb aboard the starship Probably with Captain Phizz and his crew as they take you on a wild voyage through the cosmos entertaining these and other mysteries of the universe.
Download or read book Sports Shorts written by Tanya West and published by Darby Creek ™. This book was released on 2013-08-01 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology of short, autobiographical stories has kids’ book authors telling tales of their own real-life athletic incidents. Some are funny, some are serious, and some put their own twist on the whole “sports” concept. Eight stories from both “boys” and “girls” include tales of dodgeball, wrestling, track, softball, and ballet. Kids will relate to the struggling non-jocks as well as the athletes who take the trophy home.
Book Synopsis My Shorts: Straight Up With A Twist by : Harold L. Krainin
Download or read book My Shorts: Straight Up With A Twist written by Harold L. Krainin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-12-18 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a child, physically I was considered a “late bloomer.” I understand that may have some health benefits. However, I’m totally not at all certain what benefits may be befitting a person who starts “authoring” at sixty-eight years of age, except the newfound excitement and fulfillment of creating. I am blessed to be able to do so; and doubly so, if you, the reader, find some enjoyment therefrom. Before departing this page, I would like to carve out my gratitude to Sam Koeppel for his wonderful editing and to Rick Esposito for artistic endeavors in rendering the cover of my book.
Download or read book Tennis Shorts written by Adam Sexton and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2005 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To judge by the number of great writers who have adopted tennis as their subject, this sport would seem to be the most storylike sport of all. This collection of short stories and excerpts from novels and screenplays brings together some of the best and most evocative writing on tennis. Also included are a few sparkling sketches by rising stars of the literary scene. Many of these stories dramatise issues of class, status and race and include work from Martin Amis, Margaret Atwood, Vladimir Nobokov and John Updike.
Book Synopsis Adventure Time: Sugary Shorts by : Pendleton Ward
Download or read book Adventure Time: Sugary Shorts written by Pendleton Ward and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects the adventures of such Land of Ooo residents as Finn the Human, Jake the Dog, Princess Bubblegum, and Marceline the Vampire Queen.
Download or read book Biz Shorts written by Derrick Watts and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-01-27 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Biz Shorts is a collection of short stories with a business theme to help improve personal performance and team goals.
Book Synopsis Share My Shorts #1: Adjusting My Freudian Slip by : Hod Doering
Download or read book Share My Shorts #1: Adjusting My Freudian Slip written by Hod Doering and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03-02 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Share My Shorts #1: Adjusting My Freudian Slip is the first collection (probably not the last) of my short-short poems, ten lines or less. My idea for a short poem is to pack as much punch into as few words as possible, maximizing the impact. I feel that this compaction is one of the beauties of poetry. It allows a lot of thinking on the part of the reader within a short time frame and is easier to remember later. Beware you don't read too many at one sitting; they might be easy going down, but they have a tendency to explode inside you later. You have been warned! Introductory discount for lulu patrons.
Book Synopsis Prepare to Board! Creating Story and Characters for Animation Features and Shorts by : Nancy Beiman
Download or read book Prepare to Board! Creating Story and Characters for Animation Features and Shorts written by Nancy Beiman and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2012-11-12 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Successful storyboards and poignant characters have the power to make elusive thoughts and emotions tangible for audiences. Packed with illustrations that illuminate and a text that entertains and informs, Prepare to Board , 2nd edition presents the methods and techniques of animation master, Nancy Beiman, with a focus on pre-production, story development and character design. As one of the only storyboard titles on the market that explores the intersection of creative character design and storyboard development, the second edition of Prepare to Board is an invaluable resource for beginner and intermediate artists. Animators and artists will be able to spot potential problems before they cost time and money. Learn how the animation storyboard differs from live action boards and how characters must be developed simultaneously with the story. Positive and negative examples of storyboard and character design are presented and analyzed to demonstrate successful problem-solving techniques, applicable to a variety of animation projects. Featuring in-depth interviews with leading animators and storyboard artists, artists and animators alike can adapt professional workflows, techniques and problem solving solutions and add them to their own creative toolkit. Of course, no book about storyboarding would be complete without a rundown of the basic concepts of cinematic storytelling: camera angles, lenses, and composition. Artwork from an international array of students and professionals supplement the author's own illustrations. New to this edition will be a fully developed companion website featuring video tutorials highlighting the creation of animatics, good and bad pitching techniques along with updated images and even more content driven techniques.
Download or read book A Feast of Snakes written by Harry Crews and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-01-07 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the acclaimed author of such novels as "Blood and Grits" and "Childhood" comes a wildly weird and breathtakingly original visit to the rural South that reveals the exotic subculture that erupts in all its glory at the Rattlesnake Roundup in Mystic, Georgia. "No number of adjectives in the thesaurus can do full justice to the dazzlingly bizarre nature of Crews' creations".--"Washington Post Book World".
Book Synopsis Maangchi's Real Korean Cooking by : Maangchi
Download or read book Maangchi's Real Korean Cooking written by Maangchi and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2015 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explore the rich diversity of Korean cooking in your own kitchen! Maangchi gives you the essentials of Korean cooking, from bibimbap to brewing your own rice liquor.
