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Book Synopsis My Dog Ate My Homework! by : Bruce Lansky
Download or read book My Dog Ate My Homework! written by Bruce Lansky and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book used to be called Poetry Party, but that title didn't tell the whole story. It's a collection of Bruce Lansky's funny poems that you'll want to read out loud to your friends and family. It's a laugh riot!
Book Synopsis The Dog Ate My Homework! by : Carmen Dana Caserta
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework! written by Carmen Dana Caserta and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A day in the life of a young student whose perennial excuse for missing homework assignments ultimately comes true since the dog really did eat his homework and no one believes him.
Book Synopsis The Biggest Burp Ever by : Kenn Nesbitt
Download or read book The Biggest Burp Ever written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-27 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's Poet Laureate Kenn Nesbitt is back with more of the raucous rhymes and zany zingers that kids love to read. The Biggest Burp Ever includes seventy new poems about wacky animals, comical characters, funny families, silly situations, and much, much more.
Book Synopsis Oh No! The Dog Ate My Homework! by : Erin Cruz
Download or read book Oh No! The Dog Ate My Homework! written by Erin Cruz and published by . This book was released on 2020-07 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Erin on her first day at school. What happens next, you won't believe it! No one will.
Book Synopsis The Dog Ate My Homework by : Ad Lib Group
Download or read book The Dog Ate My Homework written by Ad Lib Group and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who hasn't been faced the predicament for coming up with the right excuse at the right time? This is the ultimate tome for shirking responsibility, avoiding unpleasantness, and generally wiggling out of things. Whether it's a chore that didn't get finished, Aunt Millie's tea party, or that visit to the dentist, there's a handy phrase that will allow the reader to get off scott-free All in all it's fair to say thisis the ultimate kids' survival guide. Niftily organized into seven easy-to-access sections covering every possible situation, you'll always be able to find the right excuse at the right time: - School (homework, tests, cafeteria food . . . ) - Lateness - Those Dreaded Doctors - Family Events - Mealtime - Chores and Housework - Camp and Outdoors Bonus section of grim stats and facts that let you embellish your extenuation with just enough of a veneer of realism and plausibility to convince even the most suspicious parent or teacher.
Book Synopsis If Kids Ruled the School: More Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems by : Bruce Lansky
Download or read book If Kids Ruled the School: More Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems written by Bruce Lansky and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous poems about the trials and tribulations of going to school
Book Synopsis My Dog Ate My Homework by : Auntie Debbie
Download or read book My Dog Ate My Homework written by Auntie Debbie and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-12 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young boy tries to convince his teacher that his dog really did ate his homework.
Book Synopsis The Other End of the Leash by : Patricia McConnell, Ph.D.
Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.
Book Synopsis The Monster in the Backpack by : Lisa Moser
Download or read book The Monster in the Backpack written by Lisa Moser and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie's new backpack comes with pink and blue flower decorations, a zipper, and a mischievous monster who manages to get her into all sorts of trouble at school. By the illustrator of Not Norman: A Goldfish Story.
Book Synopsis My Homework Ate My Dog by : C. K. Smith
Download or read book My Homework Ate My Dog written by C. K. Smith and published by . This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing seems to be normal about the first day of second grade. From the new teacher with the one yellow eye the green glow, to the homework assignment to take care of a gator named Sandy, everything is just strange. How will mom feel about this? What will she feed Sandy and how will Rover get along with her new assignment?
Book Synopsis My Homework Ate My Dog by : Charles Montgomery
Download or read book My Homework Ate My Dog written by Charles Montgomery and published by Charles Montgomery Books. This book was released on 2021-11-05 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new twist on that classic excuse. This fun, rhyming read-aloud full of humor and imagination, will delight young readers (and their parents!). Includes 24 brightly-colored illustrations. Charles Montgomery's newest creation reminds us, once again, how much fun reading time can be.
Book Synopsis My Cat Knows Karate by : Kenn Nesbitt
Download or read book My Cat Knows Karate written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-26 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kenn Nesbitt returns with another round of the ridiculous rhymes, wacky wordplay, and preposterous punchlines that kids love to read. My Cat Knows Karate includes seventy new poems about goofy gadgets, kooky characters, funny families, absurd situations, and much, much more.
Book Synopsis My Dog Ate It by : Saragail K. Benjamin
Download or read book My Dog Ate It written by Saragail K. Benjamin and published by Apple. This book was released on 1996 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Danny's decision to flunk the fifth grade deliberately is complicated when his teacher anonymously sends him a magical talking dog to do his homework for him.
Book Synopsis The Rabbit Ate My Homework (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 1) by : Rachel Elizabeth Cole
Download or read book The Rabbit Ate My Homework (The Rabbit Ate My ... Book 1) written by Rachel Elizabeth Cole and published by Tangled Oak Press. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "An inviting story that's hard to put down. . . . It's hilarious, it's realistic, it's involving: what more could one ask for?" - D. Donovan, eBook Reviewer, Midwest Book Review "Oh, what a fun romp of a story this is! . . . A must-have for anyone with children in the family." - Reviewed By Kathryn Bennett for Readers' Favorite "A humorous story packed full of sibling love and every day craziness. . . . Kids 8+ will have no trouble understanding Drew and will laugh and cringe with him as he battles life, school and a cute rabbit." - Bookworm for Kids "If you like animals, you'll like this." - she reads to live Eleven year-old Drew Montgomery has not, does not, and will not ever want a stupid old rabbit. All they do is sit in their cages, eat carrots, and poop. Then his annoying little sister blackmails him into hiding a bunny in his closet. She knows what really happened to his "stolen" bike and she's threatening to tell. Now Drew’s in a real jam. If his "No pets!" parents find the rabbit or, worse, his sister blabs the truth, he'll be grounded till grade seven for sure. And if that’s not enough trouble, two girls at school drag him into a prank war that goes from bad to worse--and it's all the rabbit’s fault. Plus, the weirdest girl in his class wants to be his science partner. If she tells him she wants to be his girlfriend, he just knows he’s gonna die. Drew must find a way to outwit the mean girls, wiggle out of the blackmail deal, and get rid of the rabbit before it destroys his bedroom and his life. preteen humorous middle grade novel ebook for boys and girls children's funny pet bunny rabbit chapter book for kids baby animal first pets rescue tales sixth grade elementary school bullies pranks trouble humor story hilarious contemporary fiction for ages 9-12 siblings family friendship values The Rabbit Ate My Series
Book Synopsis My Puppy Ate My Homework Notebook by : No Fuss Notebooks
Download or read book My Puppy Ate My Homework Notebook written by No Fuss Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-30 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny My Puppy Ate My Homework Notebook This fun puppy themed notebook is perfect for dog enthusiasts including mom, dad, son or daughter. Makes a perfect gift for any dog lover at Christmas, Halloween or for a Birthday. 120 Pages 6 x 9 inches Soft Matte Cover College Ruled White Paper
Book Synopsis Revenge of the Lunch Ladies by : Kenn Nesbitt
Download or read book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lunch ladies will finally have their revenge! From the lunch ladies getting back at kids who complain about cafeteria food, to principals who disappear into thin air, school has never been so funny. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Revenge of the Lunch Ladies is sure to keep the laughs coming with each giggle-packed page. Kenn Nesbitt has created forty-five silly poems and songs all about school. Following the success of When the Teacher Isn't Looking, this book combines Nesbitt's talent and sense of humor to deliver a knee-slapping collection. If silly principals and crazy lunch ladies don't have you laughing, a science project that ate the student's dog will!
Book Synopsis Prosperity's Predicament by : Isabel Brown Crook
Download or read book Prosperity's Predicament written by Isabel Brown Crook and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2013-09-26 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This classic in the annals of village studies will be widely read and debated for what it reveals about China's rural dynamics as well as the nature of state power, markets, the military, social relations, and religion. Built on extraordinarily intimate and detailed research in a Sichuan village that Isabel Crook began in 1940, the book provides an unprecedented history of Chinese rural life during the war with Japan. It is an essential resource for all scholars of contemporary China.
