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Download or read book Who Wet My Pants? written by Bob Shea and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.
Book Synopsis Oops! I Wet My Pants by : Sigal Adler
Download or read book Oops! I Wet My Pants written by Sigal Adler and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oops i wet my pants *********************** If you feel you need to go even while you play, Go straight to the bathroom without any delay."
Download or read book Face written by Joma West and published by Tordotcom. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you design your baby's face on a computer it becomes harder to recognize your own. How much is your Face worth? Schuyler and Madeleine Burroughs have the perfect Face—rich and powerful enough to assure their dominance in society. But in Schuyler and Maddie’s household, cracks are beginning to appear. Schuyler is bored and taking risks. Maddie is becoming brittle, her happiness ever more fleeting. And their menial is fighting the most bizarre compulsions. In Face, skin color is an aesthetic choice designed by professionals, consent is a pre-checked box on the path to social acceptance, and your online profile isn’t just the most important thing—it’s the only thing. An Amazon Editors’ Pick! A Polygon Most Anticipated Summer Read! A Buzzfeed Best Book of August! A Chicago Review of Books Must Read! At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Shubha and Sau by : Prithvipal Singh Kanawat
Download or read book Shubha and Sau written by Prithvipal Singh Kanawat and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2023-03-09 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Desuri was a sleepy village in rural Rajasthan where nothing much happened. This was the case until the arrival of Shubha and Sau, a sibling duo full of adventure and mischief. Shubha was clever and witty while Sau could only be defined by one characteristic—his endless hunger. Together, these two find themselves in various humourous situations, often as a result of their own doing, which leads to many eventful moments. Desuri, however, has its fair share of characters with unique personalities. Bhaba’s endless canings, Bhabhiji’s innocence, Bibiji’s kindness, as well as loads of others add more colour and atmosphere to this rustic Rajasthani village. Through the eyes of Shubha and Sau, we get a very clear picture of what life in rural Rajasthan was in the 1940s. Join these two on an adventure, or rather a misadventure, of a lifetime that will surely keep you thoroughly entertained. Reminds me of my childhood! Ruskin Bond
Book Synopsis Stedmon Makes Me Laugh and I Make Him Pray by : Barbara Bryant
Download or read book Stedmon Makes Me Laugh and I Make Him Pray written by Barbara Bryant and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2012-02 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jesus, Mom said it's time I live up to my potential. I don't know what potential means but it must have something to do with school. Can you help me be potential tomorrow? One more thing-now that the teacher knows I have a mother, I guess I'd better remember too, because they'll talk to each other about me. Amen!" Witty. Precocious. Funny. Do you remember YOUR kindergarten experience? Do you remember being excited about your first pet? While growing up, did your older brother or sister know just what buttons to push? How did you get through these moments? Chuckle. Giggle. Snicker. It's okay to laugh at those exciting times-those "coming of age" moments. Let Stedmon Makes Me Laugh, and I Make Him Pray remind you how funny childhood can be and how an equally witty mother can use her own wisdom and prayer to remind us all about what is important in life. Love. Laughter. Family. After spending so much time reading books to her sons, Barbara Bryant decided to try her hand at writing a youth book. "It's been a blast," she says. Barbara is a Christian author, speaker and youth mentor. Her ministry is based in Southern California, where she ministers to people from all walks of life. Learn more about Barbara at www. barbarabryant.com.
Download or read book Emilio written by Julia Mercedes Castilla and published by Arte Publico Press. This book was released on 1999-10-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emilio is not only new in his school, heÍs new to the entire country. He and his family have just come from Central America to Houston, and everything is terribly different in the big citynot only the surroundings, but the language and customs they find here. Uncomfortable with his looks, his size, his unfamiliarity with everything, Emilio shrinks into the shadows in his classes. He does find friends among other immigrants, such as Ali, and he tries to keep out of the way of the rough crowd. But only when his teacher introduces him to the world of numbers does he begin to find himself. Yet there is danger even in embracing the world of math studies, too, and Emilio once again faces hardship and isolation. Emilio is a tale of overcoming fear of the unknown to adapt and prevail over circumstances through will and perseverance. As Emilio makes his own way in this new world, his trials, failures, and successes become a model for all young readers who would accept and embrace responsibility for their own lives.
Download or read book I Survived written by Myra C. Fox and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-10-13 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It has been almost two years since I wrote my first book ( I Survived A Murder Untold) I am now 55 yrs of age. Since my first book God has ordered my steps so greatly and I am thankful for what he has allowed me to accomplish since my first book. In 1967, I had to return home from Richmond, Va. To be placed in another foster home in Spotsylvania, Va. The things I endured while waiting to return to Spotsylvania, Va. Were hard and some were cruel, thinking that I was safe from all harm and danger was not the case. Survival was a continuous thing, the gruesome child abuse I endured in 1965 was just that. Now. Surviving the mental struggles and tragedy that happened in 1965 seemed almost as severe. Here is part two of my journey to survive.
Download or read book Da Joka written by T. Fulton and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-24 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "As we continue to peek into Nick’s b.k.a. “Da Joka’s” life and what a life it is. We see how much she’s grown and what she’s grown into. Or really what she’s into now. She thought she was grown in the last one. So, you know in this one you can’t tell her nothin. But you’ll see or should I say read, and then you’ll really understand why there’s no one like, “Da Joka”"
Book Synopsis Oh Crap! Potty Training by : Jamie Glowacki
Download or read book Oh Crap! Potty Training written by Jamie Glowacki and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-06-16 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From potty-training expert and social worker Jamie Glowacki, who’s already helped over half a million families successfully toilet train their preschoolers, comes a newly revised and updated guide that’s “straight-up, parent-tested, and funny to boot” (Amber Dusick, author of Parenting: Illustrated with Crappy Pictures). Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert, show you how it’s done. Her six-step, proven process to get your toddler out of diapers and onto the toilet has already worked for tens of thousands of kids and their parents. Here’s the good news: your child is probably ready to be potty trained EARLIER than you think (ideally, between 20–30 months), and it can be done FASTER than you expect (most kids get the basics in a few days—but Jamie’s got you covered even if it takes a little longer). If you’ve ever said to yourself: -How do I know if my kid is ready? -Why won’t my child poop in the potty? -How do I avoid “potty power struggles”? -How can I get their daycare provider on board? -My kid was doing so well—why is he regressing? -And what about nighttime?! Oh Crap! Potty Training can solve all of these (and other) common issues. This isn’t theory, you’re not bribing with candy, and there are no gimmicks. This is real-world, from-the-trenches potty training information—all the questions and all the answers you need to do it once and be done with diapers for good.
Book Synopsis Interstitial Beings by : James A. Gauthier J.D.
Download or read book Interstitial Beings written by James A. Gauthier J.D. and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2015-01-20 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you seen someone that looks like someone you know, but it is not them.? How about things you believe you see and feel that lack an explanation. A new race of beings, called Tolasians, have been existing within the interstitial spaces of homes, and throughout our world for more than 500 years. They have existed in a gas stasis form until now. Meet Jari and Deri, the first Tolasian beings to make physical contact with humans. Life begins with Matt and Keris marriage to Jari and Deri. The excitement of hybrid children and the circumstances challenging a human-Tolasian pairing is exciting, especially when coupled with the fact that Jari is Tolasian royalty. The positive side of the pairing is that Matt and Keri will never grow old; nor will their hybrid children. The book is easy reading and would be enjoyed by all family members.
Download or read book Of Mules and Mud written by Jerry Brown and published by University of Alabama Press. This book was released on 2022-03-29 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Jerry Brown (1942-2016) was a nationally recognized folk potter based in Hamilton, Alabama, whose family has been making pottery in the South since the 1830s. Traditionally, southern potters made utilitarian objects necessary for rural life. As a boy, Brown and his brother learned the family's timeworn methods and techniques helping their father in his shop, including tending the mule that drove the mill that mixed clay. Business suffered as demand for stoneware churns, jugs, and chamber pots waned in the postwar years, and manufacture ceased following the deaths of Brown's father and brother in the mid-1960s. Brown turned to logging for his livelihood, his skill with mules proving useful in working difficult and otherwise inaccessible terrain. In the early 1980s, he returned to the family trade and opened a new shop that relied on the same methods of production with which he had grown up, including a mule-powered mill for mixing clay and the use of a wood-fired rather than gas-fueled kiln. He stayed in logging for a few more years, but pottery soon became Brown's main occupation. Folklorist Joey Brackner met Brown in 1983 while researching traditional Alabama pottery for the Montgomery Museum of Fine Arts and the Alabama State Council for the Arts. The two quickly became close friends and collaborated together on a variety of documentary and educational projects in succeeding years-efforts which led to greater exposure, commercial success, and Brown's recognition as a National Heritage Fellow by the National Endowment for the Arts in 1992. These developments were part of a larger overall trend as the utilitarian origins of traditional craft practices evolved into more explicitly creative and cultural forms of practice. Arts and crafts fairs cropped up around the country, and Brown adapted accordingly, specializing in collectible crowd-pleasers like face jugs and eventually launching the Jerry Brown Arts Festival, which takes place in Hamilton every spring. For years, Brown spoke of the urge to write a book, but never set pen to paper. In 2015, Brackner took the bull by the horns, interviewing Brown and recording his life story over the course of a weekend. Although Brown died suddenly the following year, Jerry Brown Pottery remains in operation, managed by Brown's wife, stepson, and his family. Of Mules and Mud is the story of Jerry Brown's life in his words as recounted in those recorded sessions, lightly edited and elaborated, and illustrated with photos from all phases of Brown's life"--
Book Synopsis Growing Up In England In Nappies by : Ben Ingram
Download or read book Growing Up In England In Nappies written by Ben Ingram and published by AB Discovery. This book was released on 2019-08-18 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all have a tale to tell about how we started wearing nappies (or diapers!) and each tale is different. There are varying themes, but there is the one consistent one that nappies 'called to us' when we were young and that attraction grew to become a 'siren call'. We were helpless in the embrace of that cloth nappy or plastic disposable that for reasons we didn't understand - and maybe never did - drew us to wear and wet them. For some, it was part of wanting to be a baby again and for others, a response to extended bedwetting. For others still, it was just the nappy; just the feel of its comfort and security. As children, these feelings are tough to handle, never-mind understand. Adults don't understand and most react badly... or worse. This 60,000 word, illustrated book is the story of one UK boy growing up in the 70s and 80s as a late bedwetter whose attraction to nappies has remained to him up until this day.
Download or read book Munich Airport written by Greg Baxter and published by Twelve. This book was released on 2015-01-27 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the critically acclaimed author of The Apartment comes a powerful, poetic, and haunting exploration of loss, love, and isolation. An American living in London receives a phone call from a German policewoman telling him the nearly inconceivable news that his sister, Miriam, has been found dead in her Berlin apartment-from starvation. Three weeks later the man, his father, and an American consular official named Trish find themselves in the bizarre surroundings of a fogbound Munich Airport, where Miriam's coffin is set to be loaded onto a commercial jet and returned to America. Greg Baxter's bold, mesmeric novel tells the story of these three people over the course of three weeks, as they wait for Miriam's body to be released, grieve over her incomprehensible death, and try to possess a share of her suffering--and her yearning and grace. With prose that is tense, precise, and at times highly lyrical, Munich Airport is a novel for our time, a work of richness, gravity, and even dark humor. Following his acclaimed American debut, Munich Airport marks the establishment of Greg Baxter as an important new voice in literature, one who has already drawn comparisons to masters such as Kafka, Camus, and Murakami.
Book Synopsis Life is a Highway by : Darwin Holmstrom
Download or read book Life is a Highway written by Darwin Holmstrom and published by Motorbooks International. This book was released on 2010-10-10 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of the most significant automotive writing to date features works from well-known authors such as Stephen King, Jack Kerouac, Peter Egan, Jeremy Clarkson, Jay Leno, P.J. O’Rourke, Rowan Atkinson, and L.J.K. Setright.
Author :United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs. Ad Hoc Subcommittee on Disaster Recovery Publisher : ISBN 13 : Total Pages :224 pages Book Rating :4.:/5 (318 download)
Book Synopsis Children and Disasters by : United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs. Ad Hoc Subcommittee on Disaster Recovery
Download or read book Children and Disasters written by United States. Congress. Senate. Committee on Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs. Ad Hoc Subcommittee on Disaster Recovery and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Web Of Deception written by Mia Rabb and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-06 with total page 820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah Cass, the first and only female consigliere in the organization, thrives on power and money. When she becomes a judge for the orphanage in Milan, all of Italy embraces her, making her even more powerful. She becomes a woman scorned, going through a nasty divorce from Rob, Anton s chief consigliere. Knowing all the tricks and secrets of the organization, Sarah sets out to slowly destroy it and the men involved. Dubbed the Black Widow , she embarks on a campaign to destroy Anton, the organization and anyone who stands in her way, enlisting the help of Anton s rich and powerful enemies. You can run, but you can t hide, threatens the organization as they are brought to their knees in this powerful web of deception of catch me if you can. Don t miss the next book, A Network of Assassins, as the saga continues.
Book Synopsis Embarrassing Period Stories by : Foxglove Lee
Download or read book Embarrassing Period Stories written by Foxglove Lee and published by Rainbow Crush. This book was released on with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We get them at school. We get them on vacation. We get them at dance recitals and piano lessons, at theme parks and on tennis courts, during pool parties and volleyball games and math tests. We get our periods at the worst possible moments, but at least we’ve got funny stories to tell. In this inclusive book, you’ll find twenty embarrassing period stories as hilarious as they are mortifying!
