My Inflatable Friend

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 097948667X
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (794 download)

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Book Synopsis My Inflatable Friend by : Gerald Everett Jones

Download or read book My Inflatable Friend written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2018-09-19 with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trying to make your girlfriend jealous with a life-sized rubber doll might be a bad idea. A reformed hacker-turned-slacker, twenty-something Rollo Hemphill fantasizes about becoming a top-forty DJ. Unfortunately, he has more talent than ambition. He's settled for a menial job as a car jockey at "The Wuthering Palms," a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills. Proximity to all that glitz and glamour soon stirs his attraction to Felicia Ferrulo, the Sicilian hottie who works in the hotel beauty shop. When Felicia doesn't give him a nod, much less a chance, Rollo devises a desperate plan. It involves dressing up a life-sized doll to look like one of the hotel's reclusive megastar residents and conspicuously driving the fake woman around town in borrowed vehicles. Inspiring jealousy is his goal, but it quickly gets waaaaaaay out of hand. Rollo's clever scheme backfires with stunning success, causing him to fall upward with dizzying speed - as he rockets toward the stars but away from the girl of his dreams. Rollo's fumbling attempts to undo his tangled web is, by turns, pathetic and hysterically funny. My Inflatable Friend is a witty, cautionary tale about the perils of pretending to be someone you're not - and the hazards of stroking every male's most private and vulnerable part - his swelling ego! - "Fast, funny, and sufficiently out there to be banned in Pasadena. Check with your doctor before reading." - Peter Lefcourt, author of The Woody and The Manhattan Beach Project "While the entire story is built on the most unbelievable and unrealistic of scenarios, this book is not intended to aim for an award in journalism. What it is, however, is an entrée into the land of the ridiculous, and I just couldn’t stop laughing. An extremely humorous, excruciatingly funny account of one poor soul as he attempts to win the heart of his beloved (whom he has never even gotten a first date with!). Hold onto your stomach because you’ll be laughing so hard you won’t be able to catch your breath!" - The International Review of Books "Gentlemen, this is a book for every one of us that has had a glorious, highly sexual relationship, albeit imaginary, with the most beautiful woman in the world. Unbelievably funny, unexpected, and very challenging for our boy Rollo. An entertaining read... recommended for those who like a good laugh." - Dan Whitman, Allbooks Review "Straddles the line between outright drawing-room silliness and romantic comedy... You may root for the charmingly dense Rollo." – Kirkus "Should be read aloud before large groups for maximum effect. Do not invite your wife or girlfriend." - Marvin J. Wolf, co-writer, Ladies' Night, USA Networks "Being single and on the make is tough enough when you've had some experience, even if it ended badly. But seeing poor Rollo go splat, it hurts so well when I laugh!" - Tom Blake, syndicated columnist, "Single Again," Orange County Register

Friend Me

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439164134
Total Pages : 378 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Book Synopsis Friend Me by : Cathy Hopkins

Download or read book Friend Me written by Cathy Hopkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-04-07 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy, Izzy, and Nesta are sassy, sparkling...and utterly smitten. In Mates, Dates, and Inflatable Bras, Lucy is at a turning point. She doesn't feel like she fits in with her friends Izzie and Nesta. Then Lucy sees the most wonderful boy, and things start to change -- in all areas of her life. Izzie is smitten with Mark in Mates, Dates, and Cosmic Kisses. When Izzie cancels plans just so she's available if Mark should call, Lucy and Nesta know they need to intervene. But how can they help when Izzie is convinced that she and Mark are destined to be together? Nesta meets a boy of her own in Mates, Dates, and Designer Divas. Simon is rich and his lifestyle is totally glamorous. So is his friend Cressida. But competing for Simon's affections could cost Nesta more than she anticipated.

Merry Christmas, Kitten

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Publisher : K.E. O'Connor Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Merry Christmas, Kitten by : Karen Drew

Download or read book Merry Christmas, Kitten written by Karen Drew and published by K.E. O'Connor Books. This book was released on 2022-05-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's beginning to look a lot like kittens. Rosie has given up on love after a failed engagement left her shattered, but she can't face the festive period alone, which is why she's at Forever Paws Animal Shelter just before Christmas. She's determined to help the unloved fluffies and find some Christmas cheer. Archer is working to get back on his feet and rediscover joy after losing his business and his fiancée. Working long hours doesn't give him a chance to find love, but this time of year tugs at his heart. Surrounded by happy couples and families, he sure would like love in his life. And there's a certain beautiful, funny woman he'd enjoy spending Christmas with. But will she want a guy with baggage and a bruised heart? A grumpy cat, two lonely hearts, and a sprinkle of Christmas magic make this heartwarming festive story a real delight. Please note - you'll see the inner thoughts of the fabulous, and very grumpy, Gremlin the cat, in this book. Expect an obsession with cardboard boxes, food, and mice! This is the first book in the 12 Cats of Christmas Romance. Each book is around 30,000 words and can be read as a stand-alone or enjoyed with other books in the series. Books in the series: - Merry Christmas, Kitten - Joy to the Cats - Mistletoe and Meows

12 Cats of Christmas Romance Anthology (books 1-3)

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Publisher : K.E. O'Connor Books
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Total Pages : 320 pages
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Download or read book 12 Cats of Christmas Romance Anthology (books 1-3) written by Karen Drew and published by K.E. O'Connor Books. This book was released on with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three Christmas romances with a fun twist. You’re guaranteed a happy ending for the couples and the cute cats who feature in each story. Purrfect for cat lovers who adore sweet romance and Christmas. Please note: in each book you’ll see the fun inner thoughts of the cats as well as the couples. Book one: Merry Christmas, Kitten It’s beginning to look a lot like kittens. Rosie has given up on love after a failed engagement left her shattered, but she can’t face the festive period alone. Which is how she came to be at Forever Paws Animal Shelter. She’s determined to help the unloved and find some Christmas cheer. Archer is trying to get back on his feet and discover joy again, but working long hours gives him little chance to find love. But this time of year tugs at his heart. Surrounded by happy couples, he sure would like love in his life. And there’s a certain beautiful, funny woman he’d love to spend Christmas with. But will she want a guy with baggage and a bruised heart? A grumpy cat, two lonely hearts, and a sprinkle of Christmas magic make this heartwarming festive story a delight. Book 2: Joy to the Cats The most joyful time of the year unites two lost souls and sprinkles Christmas magic on a heartbroken cat who’s lost her way. Lucy is done with Christmas. Everything about this time of year reminds her of what she lost. Her best friend, Emily, is gone, and she can’t see the point of celebrating. Lucy retreats into her work, too afraid to face the world. It’s dangerous. There’s too much risk, and being on her own is the best way to take care of herself. When Lucy finds herself at Forever Paws Animal Shelter seeking a shred of comfort, she’s stunned when Emily’s cat is there. Fenella Fancy Pants went missing after Emily died. Lucy has to take Fenella home. She doesn’t believe in Christmas magic, but this has her wondering. Could there be life after Emily? Kelvin despises Christmas. It was a year ago his sister died. Faced with the soul-destroying task of clearing Emily’s apartment, he’s hurting so badly he can barely breathe. He failed Emily. He couldn’t protect her, and he’ll never open himself to that kind of hurt again. Love is too painful. But seeing Lucy reminds him of Emily, tightening the band of pain around his chest. They were always together. Best friends for most of their lives. He doesn’t need this, but he’s drawn to the elven designer who is hurting as much as him. Can Lucy and Kelvin find peace together, and a way to remember Emily that heals? And maybe, just maybe, a way back to the magic of Christmas. Book three: Mistletoe and Meows Everyone deserves a little mistletoe magic. Rhyannon’s home and heart are full of love. Her volunteer role, taking in cats with special needs from Forever Paws, gives her so much joy. She’s even content with the unofficial title of ‘crazy cat spinster.’ Almost. Sometimes, she yearns for more. Someone to love her just the way she is. Fur-covered pants and all. Gabe refuses to give up on love. Even after being lied to by his former girlfriend, he believes it exists. All he wants is a special girl. Someone honest, who wears her heart on her sleeve, gets him laughing, and is kind. Why is that hard to find? Then he bumps into an adorable woman with a pram full of cats and a smile that makes his heart sing. When two lonely, hopeful hearts collide, Christmas magic happens. Will it be strong enough to make Rhyannon believe she’s worthy of love from Gabe, her high school crush? And can Gabe convince her a pretty cat lady is exactly what he’s been looking for all his life? Please note: in each book you’ll see the inner thoughts of the cats as well as the couples.

Boating

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Total Pages : 1258 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Shine/Variance

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Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473586623
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Book Synopsis Shine/Variance by : Stephen Walsh

Download or read book Shine/Variance written by Stephen Walsh and published by Random House. This book was released on 2021-07-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Great, beautiful little studies of unspoken fear and longing and love, told with a sure-footed delicacy rare in a debut" Sarah Moss, Irish Times "An exciting, original, and very welcome new voice" Donal Ryan "These are startling, adventurous and often wonderful stories. I loved this collection" Roddy Doyle A sharp and insightful debut short story collection about the pitfalls of ordinary life A wife yearns to escape the tight-fisted confines of a package holiday. A boy dreams of footballing greatness as his mother mourns a loss. A man tries to assemble an absent child's playhouse, with impossible instructions and too much beer. A woman seeks clarity from automated voices. A father is distracted from Christmas tree shopping with his son by the looming pressure of quarterly sales targets. Shine/Variance captures the tiny crises and wonders of daily life with warmth, wit and decisive clarity. Ordinary people - commuters, call centre workers, children and parents - struggle for stability while craving more, and the schism between expectation and reality is only rarely bridged. Yet, amidst the faltering, recognition and bright moments of hope still illuminate their days. Fresh, tender and darkly funny, these stories are a window into the longings, frustrations and painfully human connections of ordinary life from a remarkable new voice in fiction. "The most powerful new collection I've read in some years" John Boyne "Brilliantly bats, staggeringly compelling, and ferociously funny. Stephen Walsh rips the concreteness of reality straight from us and reflects back a more wobbly version of our turbulent lives... Completely unique" June Caldwell "Full of assured originality and freshness - a new writer much to be welcomed" Bernard MacLaverty

Farnsworth's Revenge

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 0985622733
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (856 download)

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Book Synopsis Farnsworth's Revenge by : Gerald Everett Jones

Download or read book Farnsworth's Revenge written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2018-09-19 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even grown men get upset when you take their toys away. Rollo Hemphill has a history with a life-sized rubber doll he dressed up to look like glamorous Hollywood star Monica LaMonica. For a time, the doll’s worldwide travels provided convenient cover and sensational press for her living counterpart. But now, rubber-Monica has disappeared from crusty Hugo Farnsworth’s yacht in St. Tropez. Like it or (mostly) not, Rollo gets drafted as an unofficial government operative to deal with the kidnappers. The doll has become a pawn in an international game centered on an eccentric Turk who collects lookalikes – but who may have also collected state secrets, including the plans for cold fusion and a scheme for bankrupting the world’s money supply. All Rollo wants to do is get safely home to his estranged wife Felicia – who now happens to be pregnant. Is the child his? If not, will Rollo be bold enough to risk everything for a real life with a real woman? Once again, Rollo will prove that the male ego is as vulnerable as it is predictably deflatable. - “On the lam in Paris, computer geek-turned-shamus Rollo Hemphill is on the prowl for a kidnapped blonde. A rich old man’s plaything, this doll has a famous face, legs up to here, and all the right equipment. A soft-boiled dick if ever there was one, Rollo learns too late that as usual, the yolk is on him.” - Marvin J. Wolf, author of For Whom The Shofar Blows and other Rabbi Ben Mysteries “The first requirement to be a fan of Farnsworth's Revenge is an ability to suspend belief. While the scenario of a kidnapped life-size replica inviting international espionage seems far-fetched, the story succeeds in painting a satisfying blend of possibility and madness in a manner designed to attract male readers with an interest in fast-paced espionage stories that hold a healthy dose of angst, witty mishaps and misadventure... Blend all this zaniness with emotional reflections as Rollo strives to reconcile differences between many different factions (not the least of which is his girlfriends) and you have a blend of action, drama, humor, and laugh-out-loud reflections revolving around the male ego and its responses... Don't expect a book that's easily 'pegged': Farnsworth's Revenge provides a read that's out of the ordinary and excels in unexpected twists and turns of plot; all spiced by comedy and hilarious encounters between Rollo and forces that pull him in different emotional and intellectual directions. It's recommended for mature teens (ages 16 and older) as well as adult audiences.” - D. Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review

Three is a War

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Publisher : Heartbound Media, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Three is a War by : Pam Godwin

Download or read book Three is a War written by Pam Godwin and published by Heartbound Media, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I've loved every book in this series. This has been my favourite love triangle story." ~ Goodreads reviewer Three means war. Three sides vying for forever. Cole. My first love. The bad boy with the dangerous smile and passionate temper draws attention like a lit fuse on dynamite. But his dark molten eyes spark only for me. Trace. My second chance. Over six feet of Norse god in a tailored suit, he calculates every move and seizes my hungry breaths with an iron fist. Me. The free-spirited dancer, torn between two men with no resolution in sight. I tried leaving, staying, refusing, and surrendering. What options do I have left? I love two men, and I do the only thing I can. I fight. The TANGLED LIES series must be read in order. One is a Promise Two is a Lie Three is a War Contains: love triangle, angst, suspense, music, dance, alpha, dominate, submissive, series, trilogy, romance

Preacher Raises the Dead

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 1735950262
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (359 download)

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Download or read book Preacher Raises the Dead written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2022-12-06 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Third in the multiple-award-winning Evan Wycliff Mystery series. Guest preacher and part-time investigator Evan Wycliff reluctantly takes on the role of full-time minister and walks straight into more responsibility and trouble than he can handle. He attends to near-death experience, late-stage dementia, long-term coma, and consequences of the pandemic. His old nemesis investment banker Stuart Shackleton is back — and claims to be converted! Shackleton’s money sustains a critical-care medical breakthrough, the building of a new church, and a career boost for Evan as a celebrity evangelist. Are these thrilling transformations part of a divine plan, or has Evan sold his soul? Praise for Preacher Finds a Corpse (Evan Wycliff #1) – Winner NYC Big Book Gold, IPA Silver, Eric Hoffer Finalist, NABE Pinnacle Best Mystery This is literature masquerading as a mystery. Carefully yet powerfully, Gerald Jones creates a small, stunning world in a tiny midwestern town, infusing each character with not just life but wit, charm, and occasionally menace. This is the kind of writing one expects from John Irving or Jane Smiley. - Marvin J. Wolf, author of the Rabbi Ben Mysteries, including A Scribe Dies in Brooklyn This is an excellent read. Such an engaging storyteller! It really sucked me in. That last page did cause a triple-take, quadruple-take, and whatever comes after, up to about eight. Jones is definitely one of my favorite authors. - John Rachel, author of Blinders Keepers and The Man Who Loved Too Much Jones manages to infuse a deceptively simple story with suspense, angst, and whimsy, as well as surprise. His command of setting, history, and behavior is beyond exceptional. I can’t wait for the next book in the series. - Paula Berinstein, author of the Amanda Lester Detective series and host of “The Writing Show” podcast Praise for Preacher Fakes a Miracle (Evan Wycliff #2) – NYC Big Book Silver As anyone who’s spent time in a small town the American Midwest knows, there’s a lot more going on behind the scenes than you’d expect. Or suspect. And there are plenty of suspects in the latest Evan Wycliff mystery by Gerald Everett Jones. Preacher Fakes a Miracle haunted my dreams as I read it, in the way that a good story about a bad situation should. I’m looking forward to reading the next installment of the Evan Wycliff mystery series. - Pamela Jaye Smith, Mythworks, Award-Winning Writer-Director-Producer A fast-moving mystery with twists and surprises that take you in unexpected directions. Jones is adept at creating unique and fascinating characters. His mystery sleuth is a part-timer with lots of heart who splits his time between religion, skip tracing and sometimes the metaphysical. The hero's search for a missing girl and his interactions with various eccentric individuals in the small town make him both sympathetic and compelling. A bit of a shock to learn what's really going on with the abducted young unwed mother... and amazing how it relates to real stories in the news today. - M.J. Richards, Coauthor of Dishonor Thy Father

Bonfire of the Vanderbilts

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 0996543813
Total Pages : 381 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (965 download)

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Download or read book Bonfire of the Vanderbilts written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2018-09-19 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the acclaimed author of 2020 Independent Press Awards Distinguished Favorites Clifford's Spiral and Preacher Finds a Corpse. In 1892 Paris, Julius Stewart painted The Baptism, a Vanderbilt family scene that contains an embarrassing secret. In the present day, art historian Grace Atwood becomes obsessed with the painting and its hidden clues for reasons that have more to do with her personal ghosts. Either her doting husband is trying to make her think she’s crazy, or she really is in the early stages of dementia. The author says, "Since this book was released, my whitepaper, "Deconstructing the Scandalous Narrative of The Baptism" was featured in the Fall 2016 issue of the prestigious Journal of Art Crime. Readers are curious (as am I), and art curators are not telling, what will happen next in the real-world mystery behind this painting."

Preacher Fakes a Miracle

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 1735950203
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (359 download)

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Download or read book Preacher Fakes a Miracle written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2020-10-24 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2020 NYC Big Book Awards Distinguished Favorite in Mystery. The series has won nine awards. Amateur sleuth Evan Wycliff is a disillusioned divinity student who is fascinated by astrophysics and given up both. He's returned to his small-town farm roots in Southern Missouri. He is also disappointed in love. His beautiful fiancé was a brilliant Jewish scientist, a defense contractor who was killed in a rocket attack in Syria. These days Evan gets guest preacher gigs and uses his investigative skills as skip tracer for the local car and tractor dealership. In this second novel in the series, Evan counsels a boy who is afflicted with schizophrenia and has been accused of rape. Along with related abuses of the child welfare system, he uncovers a teen trafficking ring run out of a luxury casino resort by a Russian oligarch. “This is literature masquerading as a mystery. Carefully yet powerfully, Gerald Jones creates a small, stunning world in a tiny midwestern town, infusing each character with not just life but wit, charm and occasionally menace. This is the kind of writing one expects from John Irving or Jane Smiley.” - Marvin J. Wolf, author of the Rabbi Ben Mysteries, including A Scribe Dies in Brooklyn

Choke Hold

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 153784394X
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (378 download)

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Book Synopsis Choke Hold by : Gerald Everett Jones

Download or read book Choke Hold written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2017-09-14 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the acclaimed author of 2020 Independent Press Awards Distinguished Favorites Clifford's Spiral and Preacher Finds a Corpse. Hank Ellis was murdered in his own home for dissing the cops. Cynical personal-injury attorney Eli Wolff rediscovers his idealism for simple justice when he sues the city for the wrongful death of an unarmed African-American man at the hands of two police officers. Ellis was killed in his own home, choked to death, after angry officers stormed in without a warrant, anxious to teach him a lesson for disrespecting them in front of his neighbors.

Preacher Finds a Corpse

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 0996543899
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (965 download)

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Book Synopsis Preacher Finds a Corpse by : Gerald Everett Jones

Download or read book Preacher Finds a Corpse written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2019-08-12 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Evan Wycliff series has won nine awards, including both NYC Big Book Gold and Silver in Mystery for this book and the sequel Preacher Fakes a Miracle, winning the top two awards in that competition in the same year. A lapsed divinity student who is fascinated by astrophysics finds his best friend shot dead in a cornfield. It looks like suicide. Having returned to his farm roots near Lake of the Ozarks, Evan works as a skip tracer for the local car dealer. He learns his friend was involved in a dispute over farmland ownership that goes back two centuries - complicated now by plans to make an old weapons facility a tourist attraction. First in a new Mystery-Thriller series. "With its roots firmly grounded in an exceptional sense of place and purpose, Jones has created a murder mystery that lingers in the mind long after events have built to an unexpected crescendo. Murder mystery fans will find it more than a cut above the ordinary." - D. Donovan, Donovan's Bookshelf

Preacher Stalls the Second Coming

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 319 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book Preacher Stalls the Second Coming written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2024-06-03 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most controversial Preacher Wycliff mystery yet! Fourth in the multiple-award-winning mystery series A crazed scientist knocks on Evan’s door with a bizarre warning - the Deep State may be planning to fake the Second Coming of Christ with advanced virtual-reality technology. Meanwhile, a faith-healing evangelist is luring poor and homeless people to a religious retreat with promises of ample food, then exhorting them to prepare for the End Times by starving themselves to death. Evan can’t ignore these unbelievable stories when a young woman from his church disappears inside the cult leader’s farm. Previous novels in the Evan Wycliff series have won 9 book awards, including Mystery Gold and Silver in the New York City Big Book Awards in the same year. PRAISE FOR THE EVAN WYCLIFF MYSTERIES This is literature masquerading as a mystery. Carefully yet powerfully, Gerald Jones creates a small, stunning world in a tiny midwestern town, infusing each character with not just life but wit, charm, and occasionally menace. This is the kind of writing one expects from John Irving or Jane Smiley. Marvin J. Wolf, author of the Rabbi Ben Mysteries, including A Scribe Dies in Brooklyn.

Mick & Moira & Brad

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
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Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book Mick & Moira & Brad written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're a fan of pop music and you're curious about what goes on behind the cameras - you'll enjoy this ride! GOLD Winner 2023 IPA Awards, Finalist 2023 Amor Romance Novel Awards, Silver 2023 The BookFest Awards. Mick McGraw is an aggressive Hollywood agent who reps famous singers. Moira Halimi-Joubert is a headstrong criminal defense attorney who studied opera. Brad Davenport is an arrogant billionaire hedge-fund manager who has a soft spot for dogs. Mick wants to make Moira a superstar, but she may have to dump Brad. What does the battle of the sexes look like when the combatants are equally matched-and might actually like each other? #MeThree? The twisty plot takes you inside a big-time movieland packaging agency as Mick's team scrambles to put together a stadium concert patterned on Cher's "Farewell Tour." The superstar they've scheduled has canceled just nine weeks before opening night. They need a totally new show theme - and a new star. With Moira in the role, her "Follow This!" show brings back famous names and songs from pop culture - and surprises everyone, including Moira, who must decide whether to pay the high price of fame. The contentious but lighthearted story of Mick & Moira & Brad engages this trio in a "full and frank exchange of views."

Rubber Babes

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Publisher : LaPuerta Books and Media
ISBN 13 : 0979486661
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (794 download)

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Download or read book Rubber Babes written by Gerald Everett Jones and published by LaPuerta Books and Media. This book was released on 2018-09-19 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Failing ever upward isn't as much fun as you'd expect. In this hilarious sequel to My Inflatable Friend, clueless tyro Rollo Hemphill continues to fail upward to become the youngest-ever director of a multimillion-dollar charitable foundation. Far too late, he begins to suspect it's a money laundry for sinister players in the Secret Government who are setting him up to take the fall for an international fraud. But his paranoia becomes most acute when he gets entangled with a succession of women he calls "rubber babes." Claiming he was inspired by the satiric novels of P. G. Wodehouse and Peter De Vries, author Gerald Everett Jones calls this genre boychik lit. - “Gerald Jones takes puerile to new levels. Just when you thought Rollo was deepening into a rich and thoughtful character, he reminds us exactly what he's made of. "Rubber Babes" is a clever, hysterical, and fun romp which you can read fast, and enjoy secretly. Just don't tell your feminist friends.” - Magdalena Ball, The Compulsive Reader http://www.compulsivereader.com “Rollicking Rollo is back in action! He's a walking, talking warning about the pitfalls of being a genius. As you follow his merry way into and out of absurdity, you will find yourself looking in a mirror. Learn from Rollo--the only fun teacher of life lessons you will ever meet.” - Thomas Page, author of The Hephaestus Plague “This is a very funny book by a skilled and confident author. The further adventures of Rollo Hemphill are a welcome respite from the real world but one definitely gets the impression that Jones is making a lot of it up.” - Morrie Ruvinsky, novelist/screenwriter/film director “Woody Allen meets Nick Hornby in this hilarious beach read. Gerald Everett Jones, who is every bit as clever as Larry David (and has more hair!), has created a witty, literate George Costanza for us to savor. NBC, are you paying attention?” - Paula Berinstein, producer and host of The Writing Show podcast, http://www.writingshow.com

Mates, Dates and Inflatable Bras

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Publisher : Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 1848120761
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (481 download)

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Book Synopsis Mates, Dates and Inflatable Bras by : Cathy Hopkins

Download or read book Mates, Dates and Inflatable Bras written by Cathy Hopkins and published by Bonnier Publishing Fiction Ltd.. This book was released on 2014-11-06 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy feels like everything is changing around her, and suddenly she is required to make all sorts of decisions. Everyone else knows who they are and what they want to be except for her. Worse still, her best friend has hooked up with the glamorous Nesta. Can three girls be best friends? But then the day Lucy sees the most wonderful boy crossing the street, things do start to change - in all areas of her life... The first book in the highly successful MATES, DATES series that's sold over 3 million copies worldwide.