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Download or read book You're Doing Great! written by Tom Papa and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian and Live from Here head writer Tom Papa, author of Your Dad Stole My Rake, tackles the modern condition in a heartwarming group of short essays. Tom Papa is a little worried about you. You seem stressed, overworked and, frankly, a little mixed up. Everyone is fighting an overwhelming feeling that things are getting worse, that we should be doing more, that we’re not good enough. Well, life isn't perfect. There have always been problems and there always will be. You can fight for the things you believe in, you can work really, really hard, but you shouldn't lose track of the fact that while you’re doing all that, life is flying by at lightning-fast speed. If you actually take a breath and look around you’ll realize you’re actually doing great. Here’s the thing: We live in an amazing time filled with airplanes, scooters, and peanut butter cups. We have air conditioning, blenders, and martini shakers. It's time to refocus, enjoy it all, and stop waiting for something better! Relax with comedian and Live from Here writer and performer Tom Papa as he explores his favorite subjects in 75 essays, including: You Don't Have to Live Your Best Life Don't Open the Mail I'm So Baked I Love Your Love Handles Don't Go Tubing Shut Up and Eat Recalibrate, turn off your device, and open your eyes to a better reality: You’re doing great!
Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting And Owning A Cat by : Sheila Webster Boneham
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to Getting And Owning A Cat written by Sheila Webster Boneham and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-04-05 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is the comprehensive guide that every future and current cat owner needs to see their pet through a healthy and happy life. Includes information on finding the right cat, training, health care, nutrition, exercise, grooming, breeding (or not), travelling and boarding cats, and caring for the elderly or ageing cat. Includes an 8-page color insert. Author is an award-winning pet writer. Resources include registries and organizations, national breed clubs, rescure organizations, supplies and equipment, and suggested books, magazines, and internet sites.
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to a Healthy Cat by : Elaine Wexler-Mitchell
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to a Healthy Cat written by Elaine Wexler-Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maintaining a cat's good health can be simple and fun with this "Complete Idiot's Guide." 75 photos & drawings. Index.
Book Synopsis Why Cats are Assholes by : Liz Miele
Download or read book Why Cats are Assholes written by Liz Miele and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Book Synopsis The Trainable Cat by : John Bradshaw
Download or read book The Trainable Cat written by John Bradshaw and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I have to hand it to Bradshaw and Ellis: Once you suss out their basic cat-training philosophy, their methods totally work." -- Slate We often assume that cats can't be trained, and don't need to be. But in The Trainable Cat, bestselling anthrozoologist John Bradshaw and cat expert Sarah Ellis show that cats absolutely must be trained in order to enrich the bond between pet and owner. Full of training tips and exercises -- from introducing your cat to a new baby to helping them deal with visits to the vet -- The Trainable Cat is the essential cat bible for cat owners and lovers. "I doubt you'll find a more well-informed or scientific book on cats that better shows you how feline thinking works." -- Times (UK)
Book Synopsis The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Right Words for Any Occasion by : Marylou Ambrose
Download or read book The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Right Words for Any Occasion written by Marylou Ambrose and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your thoughts are worth more than a penny. You’re no idiot, of course. You know words possess tremendous power. But expressing your feelings during special events or difficult situation requires more than a clichéd greeting-card sentiments. The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to the Right Words for Any Occasion shows you exactly how to spell it out—in your own words. In this Complete Idiot’s Guide®, you get: • Over 250 sample notes for the moments that touch people’s lives, from wedding and anniversaries to birthdays and graduations. • Inspiration quotes to help you add just the right sentiment when you can’t find your own words. • Guidance on what to say—and what not to say—during hard times. • Great ways to share your special message with people of all ages and faiths.
Download or read book The Three Boys written by Yeshi Dorjee and published by University of Hawaii Press. This book was released on 2006-10-31 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A virtuous young woman journeys to the Land of the Dead to retrieve the still-beating heart of a king; a wily corpse-monster tricks his young captor into setting him free; a king falls under a curse that turns him into a cannibal; a shepherd who understands the speech of animals saves a princess from certain death. These are just a few of the wondrous tales that await readers of this collection of Tibetan Buddhist folktales. Fifteen stories are told for modern readers in a vivid, accessible style that reflects a centuries-old tradition of storytelling in the monasteries and marketplaces of Tibet. As a child growing up in a Buddhist monastery, Yeshi Dorjee would often coax the elderly lamas into telling him folktales. By turns thrilling, mysterious, clever, and often hilariously funny, the stories he narrates here also teach important lessons about mindfulness, compassion, and other key Buddhist principles. They will delight readers of all ages, scholars and students, Buddhists and non-Buddhists alike.
Book Synopsis Bodhisattva Blues by : Edward Canfor-Dumas
Download or read book Bodhisattva Blues written by Edward Canfor-Dumas and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-08-28 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ed is stuck in a rut - his part-time 'career' is going nowhere, his love life's a joke and his wallet's always empty. The thing about a rut, though, is at least you know where you are. So when Ed runs into an old acquaintance and is sucked into a drama of street crime and high-stakes property dealings, he turns to the principles that once served him well. Except - he's not sure if he can still trust them, especially as his Buddhist practice is a bit on the rusty side... Written by Edward Canfor-Dumas, award-winning screen writer and novelist, this is an urban story with a twist and a wry appreciation of the challenges we face every day - whether we're muddling by, or, like Ed, suffering from a severe case of the bodhisattva blues... A book for everyone who's ever wondered whether enlightenment really is compatible with the daily commute.
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Book Synopsis Return to Fender by : Virginia Brown
Download or read book Return to Fender written by Virginia Brown and published by Bell Bridge Books. This book was released on 2013-05-24 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out who's trying to kill one of the best-known drag queens in Memphis? No problem. Harley's on the case. Until someone decides she's getting a little too close to the truth . . . Halloween's just around the corner, and business is brisk at Memphis Tour Tyme. Harley doesn't need an extra job, but when her pal Tootsie asks her to help Jordan Cleveland, his fellow drag queen, she can't resist poking around in the mystery. How dangerous could it be for her? After all, Jordan's the target of the threats, not her. He's had his brake line cut, a concrete flower pot dropped over his head, a pickup truck nearly ran him down, and someone tried to push him off a sidewalk into heavy traffic. He and Harley think his ex-wife is the most likely culprit, but after Jordan is sideswiped by a car and ends up in the hospital, trouble starts to turn Harley's way. The next thing she knows, she's dangling off the side of the city's famous Peabody Hotel while an anonymous thug tells her to mind her own business . . . or else. Things can only get worse, and she ought to heed the demands of her hunky police boyfriend, Mike Morgan, who's really worried. Even the guests at a local Halloween party start to look like suspects. Maybe the guy dressed up as Jay-Z is out to get her. Or one of the Kardashian sisters. But how dangerous can it be to leave the party just long enough to retrieve her brother's coveted Fender guitar from Tootsie's empty house? Harley will return safe and sound, right? Virginia Brown is the author of more than fifty novels in romance, mystery, and mainstream fiction. In addition to the Blue Suede Memphis mysteries, she writes the bestselling Dixie Divas mysteries.
Book Synopsis Lilith's Reflection by : Brigitte Wynn Karey
Download or read book Lilith's Reflection written by Brigitte Wynn Karey and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lilith's Reflection explores the concept of possibilities rather than facts. If facts dominate most of our daily thinking, we'd leave out possibilities that might exist in our lives-the unseen from other dimensions that intercept our paths of life. Things or events exist for a reason, and there is more than one way to look into every situation. Lilith was introduced as an orphan and a tragic victim who was abandoned by her psychopathic father at the age of six. She was mentally not well, she thought at first. Now she realized her condition has never been that simple. Her illness wasn't strong enough to poison her mind, but something else was. Her mental illness was just the image she portrayed to others, but her true self was far beyond her sickness. Love, in this novel, is represented in an unnoticeable and unusual way rather than in a traditional way. There is no such thing as the "correct" or the "wrong" way of loving someone. Love could be in holiness, or love could be in such sinfulness, but love is love. Lilith, after countless struggles with her search for true love, she had found not only her greatest love of all, but also her "true" soul mate, not for one life, but for eternity. Author Brigitte Wynn Karey is a lover of words. The author expresses her thoughts not only to her audiences but also to herself. Her ability to use words to express her thoughts creatively in her own way was excellent. The imagination created in this book would let the audiences enjoy their mental imaginary visions as well as to open up the possibilities that they might have missed out.
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Book Synopsis Nursing Care of Children by : Susan Rowen James
Download or read book Nursing Care of Children written by Susan Rowen James and published by Elsevier Health Sciences. This book was released on 2012-03-26 with total page 984 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: - Safety Alert boxes highlight patient safety as part of the QSEN initiative for better outcomes of nursing care. - Updated Evidence-Based Practice boxes (formerly Using Research to Improve Practice) assist you in determining best practices in your future care of children. - Patient-Centered Care boxes guide you in teaching the parents and child about self-care in the home and follow-up care in community-based health care settings. - Streamlined Nursing Care Plans have been reformatted to make them easier to read and use. - Updated photos throughout the book keep the text up-to-date and visually appealing. - Key concepts are highlighted in the book and their definitions are provided in a glossary.
Book Synopsis The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume by : Beatrix Potter
Download or read book The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume written by Beatrix Potter and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2020-12-17 with total page 3249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eBook edition of "The Most-Beloved Animal Stories in One Volume" has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of Contents: The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) The Tale of Benjamin Bunny (Beatrix Potter) The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies (Beatrix Potter) The Tailor of Gloucester (Beatrix Potter) Adventures of Peter Cottontail (Thornton Burgess) Mother West Wind Series (Thornton Burgess) The Burgess Bird Book for Children (Thornton Burgess) The Burgess Animal Book for Children (Thornton Burgess) The Velveteen Rabbit (Margery Williams) Uncle Wiggily's Adventures & Other Tales (Howard R. Garis): Uncle Wiggily's Adventures Uncle Wiggily and Old Mother Hubbard Uncle Wiggily's Squirt Gun Uncle Wiggily in Wonderland Uncle Wiggily's Travels Uncle Wiggily's Fortune Uncle Wiggily's Auto Sled Uncle Wiggily in the Woods Little Bun Rabbit (L. Frank Baum) Mother Goose in Prose (L. Frank Baum) Lulu's Library (Louisa May Alcott) The Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling) The Second Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling) Just So Stories (Rudyard Kipling) The Call of the Wild (Jack London) White Fang (Jack London) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Story of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting) The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting) Doctor Dolittle's Post Office (Hugh Lofting) The Story of a Nodding Donkey (Laura Lee Hope) The Story of a Stuffed Elephant (Laura Lee Hope) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Panchatantra (Vishnu Sharma) Aesop Fables Russian Picture Fables for the Little Ones The Russian Garland: Folk Tales
Book Synopsis I Love Animal Stories by : Beatrix Potter
Download or read book I Love Animal Stories written by Beatrix Potter and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2020-07-27 with total page 3249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: e-artnow presents to you this meticulously edited collection of cute and cuddly animal tales for your little ones:_x000D_ The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ The Tale of Benjamin Bunny (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ The Tailor of Gloucester (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ Adventures of Peter Cottontail (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ Mother West Wind Series (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Burgess Bird Book for Children (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Burgess Animal Book for Children (Thornton Burgess)_x000D_ The Velveteen Rabbit (Margery Williams)_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Adventures & Other Tales (Howard R. Garis):_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Adventures_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily and Old Mother Hubbard_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Squirt Gun_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily in Wonderland_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Travels_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Fortune_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily's Auto Sled_x000D_ Uncle Wiggily in the Woods_x000D_ Little Bun Rabbit (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Mother Goose in Prose (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Lulu's Library (Louisa May Alcott)_x000D_ The Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling)_x000D_ The Second Jungle Book (Rudyard Kipling)_x000D_ Just So Stories (Rudyard Kipling)_x000D_ The Call of the Wild (Jack London)_x000D_ White Fang (Jack London)_x000D_ Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)_x000D_ The Story of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting)_x000D_ The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle (Hugh Lofting)_x000D_ Doctor Dolittle's Post Office (Hugh Lofting)_x000D_ The Story of a Nodding Donkey (Laura Lee Hope)_x000D_ The Story of a Stuffed Elephant (Laura Lee Hope)_x000D_ The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann)_x000D_ The Panchatantra (Vishnu Sharma)_x000D_ Aesop Fables_x000D_ Russian Picture Fables for the Little Ones_x000D_ The Russian Garland: Folk Tales
