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Author : Nikolaj Vigrim
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494275419
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (754 download)
Download or read book Mr Farty Pants written by Nikolaj Vigrim and published by . This book was released on 2013-12-06 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr Farty Pants is born with a bang, trumpets his way through life and finishes with a even bigger bang!
Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : becker&mayer! kids
ISBN 13 : 0760386595
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by becker&mayer! kids. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart—but why? Combining science and history with humor, Farty Pants explains it all—complete with all-new fun-loving monster illustrations and ten unique fart sounds. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond! Explore a world of fart sounds, including a mummy fart, a musical fart, a baseball fart, and more. Each sound can be scanned through a QR code and relates to a humorous fact on the same page. You and the kids in your life will have a gas learning crazy fart facts, including: The average person farts 14 times a day! Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidentally fart out your soul. The longest verified fart was by Bernard Clemmens of London: 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Farts can travel at 10 feet per second (over 3 meters per second). Who knew farts could be so educational? Farty Pants is sure to be a hit with any child who loves to talk about farting (pretty much every kid)!
Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : Becker & Mayer
ISBN 13 : 9780760369111
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (691 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by Becker & Mayer. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788293748175
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (481 download)
Download or read book Super Farty Pants and the Alien written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Super Farty Pants and the Alien is the second installment in this series.
Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788293748038
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Author : C. Jordan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781957846125
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (461 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by C. Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ethan loves his mom and dad very much.He loves them so much that he likes to give them gifts each and every day.Sometimes Ethan paints them pictures.Sometimes Ethan gives them cool rocks or good pointy sticks from outside.Sometimes he gives them a kiss on the cheek.But most of the time he gives them his favorite gift, a "special gift"? and that gift? is to fart on them!Ethan thinks farts are the best, funniest things ever? so he is a bit confused why other people don't like it when he farts on them.Farts can be funny? but other people don't always feel the same way.Will Ethan be farting on people forever?Will his mom and dad manage to stop him?Who else will fall victim to one of Ethan's "special gifts"?This is a book to teach little ones all about the appropriateness of farting.It also teaches them that you should never do something to others that you wouldn't want done to yourself.
Author : Michael Showalter
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446563609
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)
Download or read book Mr. Funny Pants written by Michael Showalter and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-22 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was at my wit's end. I'd had enough of this job, this life, and my relationship had broken up. Should I eat chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I had a revelation: Why not do all three, in that order? And so it was that I embarked on a journey that was segmented into three parts and was then made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke up on an airplane with a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the plane by my parents who took me to a rehab where I tested positive for coke, classic coke, special k (the drug), Special K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Leg Syndrome. It was there that I first began painting with my feet. But rewind...the year was 1914. I was just a young German soldier serving in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an evil ring with some help from an elf, a troll, and a giant sorcerer, all while cooking every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I'm trying to say is that there was a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this girl who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it was the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I was this teenage wizard/CIA operative, okay? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse as a ball of invisible energy that had no outer edge... Ugh, okay. None of this is true. I'm just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who moved to New York, got into comedy, wrote this book about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a small town, spent $30,000 on underwear, and now I'm going to rule the world!!!
Author : Dave Munsey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781735478517
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (785 download)
Download or read book Lance Fart Pants written by Dave Munsey and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.
Author : Glenn G. Thater
Publisher : Lomion Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Knight Eternal written by Glenn G. Thater and published by Lomion Books. This book was released on 2020-11-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knight Eternal is Volume 3 of the widely acclaimed epic fantasy saga, Harbinger of Doom. In KNIGHT ETERNAL, Theta, Claradon Eotrus, and Ob the Gnome battle fanatical monks, deadly bounty hunters, and otherworldly fiends whose merest touch is death, in their relentless pursuit of Korrgonn, Lord of Nifleheim. Meanwhile, Korrgonn stops at nothing to acquire the fabled Orb of Wisdom, that ancient talisman that can return Azathoth and his kingdom to Midgaard. But the fate of the world turns when Claradon faces DeBoors, the ancient sword-master who has sworn to slay him. BOOKS BY GLENN G. THATER THE HARBINGER OF DOOM SAGA HAMMER OF DOOM LORD OF LIES KNIGHT ETERNAL HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 4-6 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 7-8 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 9-10 OMNIBUS VOLUME 13+ forthcoming THE HERO AND THE FIEND (A novelette set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE DEMON KING OF BERGHER (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE KEBLEAR HORROR (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) Similar to books by or about: George R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert E. Howard, David Gemmell, Steven Erikson, Michael Moorcock, David Eddings, Glen Cook, Joe Abercrombie, Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, H.P. Lovecraft, Fritz Leiber, Conan, Patrick Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson, Scott Lynch, Marion Zimmer Bradley, R. Scott Bakker, Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, Brent Weeks, Stephen Donaldson. Brandon Sanderson; George RR Martin; Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings; Jeff Wheeler; Robert E. Howard; HP Lovecraft; Joe Abercrombie; Steven Erikson; Anthony Ryan; RA Salvatore; Jonathan Moeller; r. Scott Bakker; David Gemmell; Glen Cook; Duncan Hamilton; Mark Lawrence; Grimdark; LitRPG; David Dalglish; brian mcclellan;peter v. brett; richard k. morgan; scott lynch; miles cameron; john gwynne; kel kade; brian staveley;james a. moore; michael-scott earle; ryan kirk; justin depaoli;lindsay buroker; liam reese; michael wallace; robert j. crane; dk holmberg; d.k. holmberg; craig halloran; jon kiln; d.c. clemens; r a salvatore; r.a. salvatore; luke scull; jonathan maberry; will wight; m.r. mathias; michael james ploof; james maxey; michael g. manning; kristian alva; jd franx; Sword & sorcery fantasy Myths viking celtic free dark urban historical adventure genre fiction men's sea bundle series boxed humor mystery thriller suspense greek magic armor collections sagas juvenile angels demons dragons elf ghost god vampire witch pirates horror romance Arthurian coming of age visionary norse superhero zombies paranormal dystopian action teen medieval general best top author;
Author : Dan Sylvestre
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1503590003
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (35 download)
Download or read book Fart Factory Presents: written by Dan Sylvestre and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-11-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Consider yourself forewarned, Sylvestres second book is a far cry from the cute and charismatic characters of the Great Grocery Getaway. This second set of stories is filled with the filthiest and foulest flock of friends the universe has ever known. Immerse yourself in their icky adventures if you dare, although this author abolishes himself of absolute responsibility regarding your reactions or any fart future actions. Happy farting, I mean reading, my friends.
Author : Bonnie Knelsen
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1483420922
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (834 download)
Download or read book Help Wanted written by Bonnie Knelsen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-26 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jane Jensen has spent years building a successful errand business. To meet her clients' growing demands, Jane needs staff. Applicants prove scarce, and she visits a local high school to hang "Help Wanted" posters and inadvertently steps into a labor crisis. When she is mistaken for a substitute teacher, Jane is too intrigued to object and finds herself standing in front of a class of skeptical teenagers. A deer in the headlights at first, she soon discovers she didn't learn all there was to know as a student and can't wait to start each new day. Jane is surprised to find that teaching Sex Education is not so intimidating with an eccentric octogenarian by her side and that gym class just isn't what it used to be. In a few short days, she finds a new niche for herself, but she's constantly looking over her shoulder, wondering when someone will realize she doesn't belong there. In this clever story, an accidental teacher dips her toes back into high school culture and discovers unexpected possibilities.
Author : Aaron Blabey
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338189603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (381 download)
Download or read book The Bad Guys in Alien vs Bad Guys (The Bad Guys #6) written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds...whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.The Bad Guys are vanishing! A creature with TONS of teeth and WAY too many butts is stealing them, one by one. Is this the end for the Bad Guys? Maybe. Will it be funny? You bet your butts it will!
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : Brian Conaghan
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408838354
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book When Mr Dog Bites written by Brian Conaghan and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2014-01-16 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shortlisted for the CILIP Carnegie Medal 2015 Hilariously touching and outrageously unforgettable: Mark Haddon's Christopher Boone meets Holden Caulfield on one *#@! of a journey. . . Dylan Mint has Tourette's. Being sixteen is hard enough, but Dylan's life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in – the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that seems to escape whenever he gets stressed... But a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. So he grants himself three parting wishes or 'Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It'. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing – and no-one – is quite as he had previously supposed.
Author : L.A. Osgard
Publisher : Atlantic Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 1620235145
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Kahwallawallapoopoo: Maynard’s Big, Bad First Assignment written by L.A. Osgard and published by Atlantic Publishing Company. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jake has never hit a homerun. He doesn’t have a cool dog. The only time they go on vacation is to visit his grandmother. Middle school is boring, except when he’s hanging out with his best friend Kacey. Jake loves baseball; he’s gonna play in the MLB one day! His boring life changed in an instant the day Maynard peeked his head out of Jake’s baseball bag during one of his games. Maynard’s a Mystical Manatee. He disguises himself as a cute, little, stuffed animal, but he’s way more impressive when he morphs into his HUGE, AMAZING, BIG-BAD-BUFF SELF! Jake is Maynard’s first assignment, and Maynard must find a way to convince Jake to hop on his back and travel to Maynard’s wonderful world because King Moo Moo and Queen Mee Mee have an urgent matter to discuss with Jake. Will Jake find the courage to join Maynard on an exciting adventure to Kahwallawallapoopoo, an island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean full of amazing creatures, where Jake’s dreams just might come true?
Author : Lisa Osgard
Publisher : Atlantic Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 1620235153
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Kawallawallapoopoo: Maynard's Big, Bad First Assignment written by Lisa Osgard and published by Atlantic Publishing Company. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jake has never hit a homerun. He doesn’t have a cool dog. The only time they go on vacation is to visit his grandmother. Middle school is boring, except when he’s hanging out with his best friend Kacey. Jake loves baseball; he’s gonna play in the MLB one day! His boring life changed in an instant the day Maynard peeked his head out of Jake’s baseball bag during one of his games. Maynard’s a Mystical Manatee. He disguises himself as a cute, little, stuffed animal, but he’s way more impressive when he morphs into his HUGE, AMAZING, BIG-BAD-BUFF SELF! Jake is Maynard’s first assignment, and Maynard must find a way to convince Jake to hop on his back and travel to Maynard’s wonderful world because King Moo Moo and Queen Mee Mee have an urgent matter to discuss with Jake. Will Jake find the courage to join Maynard on an exciting adventure to Kahwallawallapoopoo, an island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean full of amazing creatures, where Jake’s dreams just might come true?
Author : MAKS
Publisher : Agents of Change Pub.
ISBN 13 : 9780973249286
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (492 download)
Download or read book Breaking News! written by MAKS and published by Agents of Change Pub.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
