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Book Synopsis "Mom! I Farted in Church" by : Christie Cuthbert
Download or read book "Mom! I Farted in Church" written by Christie Cuthbert and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motherhood is harder than ever today and can lead to anxiety, stress, and just plain not enjoying the experience. Self-proclaimed Type A control freak and journalist, Christie Cuthbert, shares laugh-out-loud stories of raising her squad of four little boys, including a set of triplets. From streaking through the neighborhood to trashing her car, the Cuthbert boys' comedy will have moms laughing and recognizing they are not alone in dealing with the chaos of raising tiny humans. While living in a three-ring circus of boy-ness, Cuthbert has learned to laugh through the craziness and find immense joy in being a mom. After years of suffering from feelings of judgement and embarrassment, Cuthbert had an "ah-ha" moment one day in church when one of her triplets loudly announced he farted. Instead of feeling typical embarrassment, she realized God was probably laughing right along with them, and what's truly important is not what others think. Those who read "Mom! I Farted in Church" will laugh, cry, and want to call their mom to say thanks.
Download or read book Fart-o-Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Book Synopsis The Challenge by : David Haywood Young
Download or read book The Challenge written by David Haywood Young and published by Cabin Fever Press. This book was released on with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mind-bending SF & Fantasy, with a bit of grit Ranging from "hard" science fiction to supernatural/paranormal fantasy to a gritty YA crime story, from wildly optimistic to goofy to downright pessimistic, these thirteen tales were published at the rate of one per week as a self-challenge by the author. This is the second collection of David Haywood Young's stories. He also has four novels available. The Secret, a near-future post-apocalyptic supernatural thriller, was published in September 2015.
Book Synopsis Sharing Moms Madhouse~A Book With Sprinkles of Truth by : Sharon Ruggieri
Download or read book Sharing Moms Madhouse~A Book With Sprinkles of Truth written by Sharon Ruggieri and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-03-15 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous look at real life at home with a husband, six kids, dogs, cats, never-ending laundry and clogged toilets.
Download or read book Leave Myself Behind written by Bart Yates and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2004-04-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Starting a new life with his legendary psycho-poet mother in a sleepy New England town, seventeen-year-old Noah York uncovers clues to an age-old mystery in the walls of their old Victorian home, while falling in love with the boy next door, a relationship that sends shockwaves throughout the town. A first novel. Reprint. 15,000 first printing.
Book Synopsis The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child by : Clayton Bolling
Download or read book The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child written by Clayton Bolling and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-10-20 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Diary of a Rambunctious Black Child is told through a riveting diary from the perspective of a ten-year-old boy named Cory Carroll. Cory has a fantastic sense of humor and pokies fun at life. His best friend is his diary. At times he feels invisibility and contentious toward his racist fifth grade teacher questioning her cruelty and intolerance against black children in her classroom. Cory doesn’t know the true meaning of words like racist, bigotry or prejudice. He only heard of those words through Passing. They are foreign to him like ice is to hell. His mother tries shielding him from the wicked realities of those words. His mom decides to take the family south for summer vacation. There, Cory enters a world he’s not accustoms to. He is exposed to the harsh truths of having brown skin in the south. He experienced some of these realities in the north, but not as cold, harsh and cruel in the south. Hatred, jealousy, lies, deceit, sexuality, rape, witchcraft, secrets, suicide, and murder are realities he must come to terms with. Cory learns their true meanings quickly and has reservations about life in the south. He uses his only tools listening and watching, developing his own analytical conclusions. He experiences lessons far beyond his capacity and expectations. Cory will cherish and carry these lessons throughout his life.
Book Synopsis Almost Everybody Farts by : Marty Kelley
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Book Synopsis Carnival Night by : David Haywood Young
Download or read book Carnival Night written by David Haywood Young and published by Cabin Fever Press. This book was released on with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Getting exactly what you want? Look out! Maybe it's not real. Or, worse...maybe it will be. Soon. Gray's a teenager in Henge, West Virginia. A carnival comes to town. He and his friends attend. Which is fine as far as it goes--but all of a sudden Gray's not totally sure he knows his friends as well as he'd thought. People can surprise you sometimes. And then it turns out they don't know him very well either. And just maybe they don't know him at all... Note: this story is included in the author's The Challenge: A Story Collection, published simultaneously. It also shares a setting with The Secret, a recent full-length near-future post-apocalyptic supernatural thriller by David Haywood Young.
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Book Synopsis Children of Light by : Colleen Tozer
Download or read book Children of Light written by Colleen Tozer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2021-06-25 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A walk down Memory Lane often yields grief, resentment, and the sad reality that parents can sometimes be their children's worst enemies. How to reconcile a damaged past and move forward to lead fruitful, happy lives? Sarcasm and false witness are effective tools until we discover that they have a shelf life. But Someone is there to help us clean up the mess, if only we call on Him. Read on to find out more about your faith and His love.
Book Synopsis More Than a Memory by : Victor R. Volkman
Download or read book More Than a Memory written by Victor R. Volkman and published by Loving Healing Press. This book was released on 2008-01-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring the work of 15 Viet Nam War veteran writers, this anthology of poems, stories, and essays looks through the lens of past and present perspectives and defines how modern warfare affects the lives of those who lived it and their families.
Book Synopsis The Farmer's Wife by : Lori Handeland
Download or read book The Farmer's Wife written by Lori Handeland and published by Lori Handeland. This book was released on 2013-12-22 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The secret they’ve kept can either bring them together or tear them apart . . . Youngest sibling and only sister, Kim Luchetti comes home to Illinois following her father’s heart attack. Eight years ago she vowed never to return, believing only distance would allow her to forget the tragedy that broke her heart. But returning means she must face Brian Riley, her first love and the only one who knows her secret. Despite Brian’s hurt and anger over Kim’s abandoning him when he needed her the most, Brian has never stopped loving her. When she appears at his farm, surprise causes him to tumble off the barn roof and break both his wrists. Kim’s guilt makes her agree to move in and help until he’s healed. But Kim never wanted to be a farmer’s wife and her lack of skills produces daily hilarious disasters. Laughing together, living together forces Kim and Brian to face the past and their unresolved feelings. Will talking about what happened help them heal? Or will the memories of their heartbreak keep them from their second chance? men women relationship humor, family life fiction, small town rural fiction, secret baby romance books, siblings fiction, funny contemporary romance, romance with animals, romance with pets
Book Synopsis The Last Dead Soldier Left Alive by : Richard Boes
Download or read book The Last Dead Soldier Left Alive written by Richard Boes and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-02 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If " And if I look long enough into the black glass, there's another living room reflected there, as much alive as this one. A black doorway that leads to a black hole, a black screen like the black Dead Sea, where nothing grows. And all seems dead here, but for the Beast, who lives, eats, and sleeps with me.
Book Synopsis The School I Deserve by : Jo Napolitano
Download or read book The School I Deserve written by Jo Napolitano and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncovers the key civil rights battle that immigrant children fought alongside the ACLU to ensure equal access to education within a xenophobic nation Journalist Jo Napolitano delves into the landmark case in which the School District of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, was sued for refusing to admit older, non-English speaking refugees and sending them to a high-discipline alternative school. In a legal battle that mirrors that of the Little Rock Nine and Brown v. Board of Education, 6 brave refugee students fought alongside the ACLU and Education Law Center to demand equal access. The School I Deserve illuminates the lack of support immigrant and refugee children face in our public school system and presents a hopeful future where all children can receive an equal education regardless of race, ethnicity, or their country of origin. One of the students, Khadidja Issa, fled the horrific violence in war-torn Sudan with the hope of a safer life in the United States, where she could enroll in school and eventually become a nurse. Instead, she was turned away by the School District of Lancaster before she was eventually enrolled in one of its alternative schools, a campus run by a for-profit company facing multiple abuse allegations. Napolitano follows Khadidja as she joins the lawsuit as a plaintiff in the Issa v. School District of Lancaster case, a legal battle that took place right before Donald Trump’s presidential election, when immigrants and refugees were maligned on a national stage. The fiery week-long showdown between the ACLU and the school district was ultimately decided by a conservative judge who issued a shocking ruling with historic implications. The School I Deserve brings to light this crucial and underreported case, which paved the way to equal access to education for countless immigrants and refugees to come.
Download or read book Book Boyfriend written by Kris Ripper and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2022-04-26 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a delight." —Publishers Weekly on The Hate Project A secret crush leads to a not-so-secret romance in this delightful romantic comedy from Kris Ripper There are three things you need to know about Preston "PK" Harrington the third: He’s a writer, toiling in obscurity as an editorial assistant at a New York City publishing house. He is not a cliché. No, really. He’s been secretly in love with his best friend, Art, since they once drunkenly kissed in college. When Art moves in with PK following a bad breakup, PK hopes this will be the moment when Art finally sees him as more than a friend. But Art seems to laugh off the very idea of them in a relationship, so PK returns to his writing roots—in fiction, he can say all the things he can’t say out loud. In his book, PK can be the perfect boyfriend. Before long, it seems like the whole world has a crush on the fictionalized version of him, including Art, who has no idea that the hot new book everyone's talking about is PK’s story. But when his brilliant plan to win Art over backfires, PK might lose not just his fantasy book boyfriend, but his best friend. Carina Adores is home to romantic love stories where LGBTQ+ characters find their happily-ever-afters. Also from Kris Ripper: The Love Study Book 1: The Love Study Book 2: The Hate Project Book 3: The Life Revamp
Download or read book The Curse written by Karen Houppert and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2000-05-24 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A provocative look at the way our culture deals with menstruation. The Curse examines the culture of concealment that surrounds menstruation and the devastating impact such secrecy has on women's physical and psychological health. Karen Houppert combines reporting on the potential safety problems of sanitary products--such as dioxin-laced tampons--with an analysis of the way ads, movies, young-adult novels, and women's magazines foster a "menstrual etiquette" that leaves women more likely to tell their male colleagues about an affair than brazenly carry an unopened tampon down the hall to the bathroom. From the very beginning, industry-generated instructional films sketch out the parameters of acceptable behavior and teach young girls that bleeding is naughty, irrepressible evidence of sexuality. In the process, confident girls learn to be self-conscious teens. And the secrecy has even broader implications. Houppert argues that industry ad campaigns have effectively stymied consumer debate, research, and safety monitoring of the sanitary-protection industry. By telling girls and women how to think and talk about menstruation, the mostly male-dominated media have set a tone that shapes women's experiences for them, defining what they are allowed to feel about their periods, their bodies, and their sexuality.
Book Synopsis Samson and the Pirate Monks by : Nate Larkin
Download or read book Samson and the Pirate Monks written by Nate Larkin and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2007-02-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With no-holds-barred honesty and poignant storytelling, Nate Larkin introduces a model of community and friendship that is reinvigorating men's ministry across the country, a model he calls The Samson Society. Too many men see the biblical hero Samson as their model for manhood--a rugged individualist of the highest order. Yet, Samson's solitary successes were eventually overcome by moral weaknesses. Larkin, through the story of his own past and the stories of those in The Samson Society, offers a radical, refreshing alternative.
