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Book Synopsis Mister FancyPants by : Golden Books Publishing Company
Download or read book Mister FancyPants written by Golden Books Publishing Company and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nickelodeon's yellow superstar—SpongeBob Squarepants—stars in a sturdy, oversized board book. With big pages and colorful illustrations, it's perfect for reading aloud to the youngest Bikini Bottom fans.
Book Synopsis Mr. FancyPants! (SpongeBob SquarePants) by : Nickelodeon Publishing
Download or read book Mr. FancyPants! (SpongeBob SquarePants) written by Nickelodeon Publishing and published by Nickelodeon Publishing. This book was released on 2013-01-11 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Spongebob Squarepants is celebrating his tenth anniversary! This commemorative book, based on a special episode, features the absorbent yellow superstar, his Bikini Bottom friends, and all their zany, undersea antics.
Download or read book Mr. Flux written by Kyo Maclear and published by Kids Can Press Ltd. This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tongue-in-cheek tale loosely inspired by the 1960s Fluxus art movement finds Martin and his neighbors confronting their fears about change when an eccentric newcomer demonstrates how change can be big or little or even small enough to fit in a not-so-scary box.
Book Synopsis Fancy Pants (Only In Gooding Book #1) by : Cathy Marie Hake
Download or read book Fancy Pants (Only In Gooding Book #1) written by Cathy Marie Hake and published by Bethany House. This book was released on 2007-09-01 with total page 383 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humorous Romance From a Bestselling Author When Britisher Lady Sydney Hathwell's father dies, the American who planned to wed her suddenly reneges. Stranded in America and penniless, Sydney contacts a relative in Texas who, mistaking her male-sounding name, invites his "nephew" to join him on his ranch. "Big Tim" Creighton, however, is appalled when this mincing fop arrives at Forsaken. He determines he'll turn Fancy Pants Hathwell into a man before the boss returns home. From the get-go, he has "the kid" mucking stalls, clearing and plowing a field, and assisting with a difficult calving. But when Sydney's true identity is uncovered, Tim resents being deceived. Yet in time, he also finds that he doesn't like all the attention Sydney garners now that she's wearing pretty gowns... Together Sydney and Tim will discover the importance of family and what it means to be a man--and a woman--of God.
Download or read book Mr. Fancy Pants written by Neal Wooten and published by . This book was released on 2015-05-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In September of 2011, Glenda Mosner was contacted by a woman in Montana regarding an eight-week-old English Bulldog with Spina Bifida. Glenda had previously fostered an English Bulldog with this condition, and had learned on the job how best to deal with it. With the vet recommending euthanasia, Glenda stepped up to the plate. Arrangements were made to fly the puppy to Maryland. Glenda was ready for the huge task. What she never counted on, however, was that this little lump of furry fat would become part of her very soul. Naming him "Munster," this awesome little guy not only stole Glenda's heart, but the hearts of hundreds of thousands of people around the world as he became a Facebook sensation. Through good times and bad, they stuck it out together. Munster's message is simple: Don't let being different and small keep you from doing big things.
Book Synopsis Legends of Allyoshmar: The Dreams and the Darkness by : Caley Bisson
Download or read book Legends of Allyoshmar: The Dreams and the Darkness written by Caley Bisson and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 550 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Dreams and the Darkness, the first novel in the Legends of Allyoshmar series, a princess forced to marry a sadistic rapist, a farm-boy haunted by horrific nightmares, a girl who just wants to be loved, and an undead assassin with no memory, find themselves tangled in ancient conspiracies and struggling to survive when, after a thousand years of peace, the darkness everyone had forgotten about returns to their world.
Download or read book Potato Pants! written by Laurie Keller and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A potato and his eggplant nemesis struggle to find the perfect pants in this hilarious, heartwarming tale of forgiveness by bestselling Geisel-Award winning creator Laurie Keller. Potato is excited because today—for one day only— Lance Vance’s Fancy Pants Store is selling . . .POTATO PANTS! Potato rushes over early, but just as he’s about to walk in, something makes him stop. What could it be? Find out in this one-of-a-kind story about misunderstandings and forgiveness, and—of course—Potato Pants! A Christy Ottaviano Book This title has Common Core connections.
Download or read book Godsend written by Rich Bottles Jr. and published by Burning Bulb Publishing. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a man wakes up under a bridge to discover he no longer knows who he is or how he got there, his life brutally unfolds as a homeless person. Enduring the scorn of random people, the elements, and coping with a terrible head injury, he finds hope in the unlikeliest of friends: a dog and a pastor. Together, they explore kindness, compassion, and what it means to live--and to become a Godsend to others. John Doe’s Prayer: A dog brought me to this sanctuary. He saved my life… He saved me from taking my life! God, why have you allowed me to be injured so severely that I no longer remember my name or who I used to be? The pastor asked me if I was Saved… He wanted to know if I had invited Jesus Christ into my heart, so I could be Born Again… But I didn’t know how to answer him. The pastor wanted so desperately to believe that I could feel Jesus Christ in my heart, even if I couldn’t remember anything from my past... God, I can’t even remember praying to you! But I’m praying to you now! I’m praying you make your presence known to me! If you’re lurking in the depths of my heart, reveal yourself to me now! Reveal yourself to me so that I can march up to that pastor and say with confidence, “I am Born Again… and Jesus Christ has led me to salvation and has forgiven all my sins!” Tell me now God… Tell me you are with me… Tell me that you guide me… Tell me that YOU LOVE ME!
Book Synopsis Bandits and Ball Gowns by : Christina Bauer
Download or read book Bandits and Ball Gowns written by Christina Bauer and published by Monster House Books. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One Prince Finds True Love ... And Risks It All Elle Cynder has fallen hard for Alec, the 'prince' of Le Charme Jewelers. Time for some happily in their ever after, right? Not so much. While the new couple shares joyful moments--and sizzling kisses--serious trouble is brewing. Elle's evil stepmother, Marchesa, schemes with none other than Alec's twisted father, Legend. Their plan? Destroy Elle and Alec, along with everything the young lovers hold dear, including Bry, Knox, and Wilhelm. Another Royal Freezes His Heart ... But For How Long? As a prince of the dark fae, Jacoby focuses on one goal: avoid assassination. Marrying Elle would certainly aid in that cause, considering how she's both a Cinderella life template and a powerful fae warden. Even better, Jacoby doesn't truly love Elle. In court life, deep romantic attachments only mean certain death. Then Jacoby notices Elle's youngest stepsister, Agatha. For the first time in his life, Jacoby's cold heart warms with true affection. The elven prince struggles to ignore his feelings, but it might be a losing battle. And what would the prince's newfound emotions mean for Elle and Alec? Could Jacoby really stand by and watch another's true love be destroyed? Buckle up for a wild ride as Cinderella's time-honored story gets some all-new twists. Perfect for readers who love young adult books with romance, action, adventure, and one-of-a-kind world building. Magicorum characters KNOW they’re stuck in a fairy tale life template… and struggle with the role of fantasy and magic in their future. Fairy Tales of the Magicorum Series A series of modern fairy tales with sass, action and romance 1. Wolves and Roses 2. Moonlight and Midtown 3. Shifters and Glyphs 4. Slippers and Thieves 5. Bandits and Ball Gowns 6. Fire and Cinder 7. Fairies and Frosting 8. Towers and Tithes 9. Mirrors and Mysteries Don't miss these fairy tale retellings with a twist!
Book Synopsis From Fancy Pants to Getting There by : Elizabeth Wright
Download or read book From Fancy Pants to Getting There written by Elizabeth Wright and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2014-06-11 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elizabeth Wright had it all. A comfortable life, successful business, house, handsome partner and beautiful baby. Then things screwed up. She discovered that the man in her life was being unfaithful, and her prosperous pet centre crashed into a financial black hole. At fifty-two, and menopausal, she was reduced to being a single mum on benefits with the stigma of bankruptcy. Left with just a negative equity house harnessed to a hefty mortgage, she had to face an impoverished lifestyle along with a succession of jobs which either folded or relocated. In this hilarious book she recounts how she quickly learnt to juggle work and child care, keep an ancient car on the road that already had one wheel in the Great Breaker's Yard in the Sky, whilst her money-saving efforts to grow her own food, were defeated by thieving blackbirds, munching molluscs and exploding bags of donkey manure. Dog sitting was a disaster, with fleas, mangy animals and an amorous owner with a dodgy trouser zip. There were cockroaches in the takeaway, drunks in the bakery, and a parcel sealing machine with pit bull attitude in the factory. Then, after all her efforts, the Trustees of the Bankruptcy stated that her only asset, the house, was back into equity and would have to be sold to pay the debtors. Fighting this, she worked fourteen hours a day, raised the required £30,000, kept the house, had the bankruptcy annulled and, with a great sense of humour, wrote this book.
Download or read book Mr. January written by Jules Hahn and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2022-09-26 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If returning home without a job wasn’t bad enough, learning her arch-nemesis and brother’s best friend, Dax Moore, is the cover model for the town’s calendar certainly was. Determined to protect her heart from the very man who broke it, Ellen Jordan vows to keep her distance. However, the longer she remains, the harder it becomes for her to remember why she stayed away. For six years, Dax worked hard to forget sleeping with his best friend’s sister, going so far as to earn the moniker Hometown Heartbreaker—the town’s most eligible bachelor. Ellen certainly made his quest much easier by rarely visiting. Only, now that she’s back, he realizes she’s the one he shouldn’t have and the only one he wants.
Book Synopsis Compton Valance - Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate by : Matt Brown
Download or read book Compton Valance - Revenge of the Fancy-Pants Time Pirate written by Matt Brown and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2016-04-01 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to battle an evil TIME-TRAVELLING PIRATE: 1. Jump 600 years into the future. 2. Find out that MEGA-BADDY Gussage St Vincent is back from the dead... with a time-travelling PIRATE SHIP. 3. Do battle to stop Gussage becoming OVERLORD OF THE UNIVERSE. 4. Show him you're no COWARDY CUSTARD and make him eat pie.
Book Synopsis Macho Man Murder by : Leslie Langtry
Download or read book Macho Man Murder written by Leslie Langtry and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today bestselling author Leslie Langtry comes the latest hilarious Merry Wrath Mystery, where Merry's past with the CIA comes back to haunt her in a very lively way in small town Iowa! Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the water… Who expects to come home and find an angry Chechen strong man in their front yard? That’s what former CIA turned suburbanite Merry Wrath discovers when she comes home from a disastrous pool party with her Girl Scout troop. Only this is Iowa, not Chechnya, and Aslan is anything but friendly, having realized Merry doubled crossed him in her former CIA life. As revenge for the humiliation, Aslan has an ultimatum for Merry: kill her former handler, Riley Andrews, or Aslan’s goons, Ron and Ivan, will kill Merry’s husband, Rex. Be careful what you wish for… When Merry’s assassin colleague Hilly (who isn’t an assassin because the CIA doesn’t have assassins – that would be illegal) shows up to help, Merry dares to hope the two of them can find a solution to avoid killing Riley and protect Rex. But before they can come up with a plan, Merry is faced with a dead body, and Hilly tells police she saw Ron and Ivan dumping it. Unfortunately, Merry know that's not true as she was with the dim-witted rogues when the murder happened. It’s a not-so-classic cozy conundrum… Now Merry is trapped in a diabolical dilemma. With Hilly and Riley now suspects in the murder, she could say nothing and watch Ron and Ivan take the fall. Or does she do the right thing, and help Ron and Ivan implicate her friends in the process? Merry has to solve this one on her own as she walks a fine line between doing the right thing for the wrong people, or the wrong thing for the right people. Merry Wrath Mysteries: Merit Badge Murder – book #1 Mint Cookie Murder – book #2 Scout Camp Mystery – short story in the "Killer Beach Reads" collection Marshmallow S'More Murder – book #3 Movie Night Murder – book #4 Mud Run Murder – book #5 Fishing Badge Murder – short story in the "Pushing Up Daisies" collection Motto for Murder – book #6 Map Skills Murder – book #7 Mean Girl Murder – book #8 Marriage Vow Murder – book #9 Mystery Night Murder – book #10 Meerkats and Murder– book #11 Make Believe Murder – book #12 Maltese Vulture Murder – book #13 Musket Ball Murder – book #14 Macho Man Murder – book #15 Mad Money Murder – book #16 What critics are saying about Leslie Langtry's books: "I laughed so hard I cried on multiple occasions! Girl Scouts, the CIA, and the Yakuza... what could possibly go wrong?" ~ Fresh Fiction "Darkly funny and wildly over the top, this mystery answers the burning question, 'Do assassin skills and Girl Scout merit badges mix…?'" ~ RT BOOKreviews "Mixing a deadly sense of humor and plenty of sexy sizzle, Leslie Langtry creates a brilliantly original, laughter-rich mix of contemporary romance and suspense." ~ Chicago Tribune "Langtry gets the fun started from page one." ~ Publisher's Weekly
Book Synopsis Fancy Pants Goes West! by : Vivian Cooper
Download or read book Fancy Pants Goes West! written by Vivian Cooper and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-07-15 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy Rice appeared in Dry Gulch, with all his fancy togs on and was named Fancy Pants. He joined the posse as the Deputy. Sarah, a mentally, disturbed, fleshy girl tried all kinds of tricks to get him. She was jealous o one of the Akin sisters because Billy liked her and she kidnapped her but the other sister was taken by mistake also. The Mexican banditos caught them. The Akin sisters put sleeping powder in their soup and escaped. A new church was built and a Minister, his sister and mother came to town. Gray Wolf, of the Apaches, turned outlaw with his braves and he was determined to marry the Princess. She hated him, so the Chief and her came to see the Sheriff for help. Pedro, one of the Mexican banditos saw Crystal, the Minister’s sister and he fell in love with her. He was determined to leave the gang. The Minister married the Princess and Gray Wolf took them captive. Pedro happened upon them and rescued but was killed by the leader of the gang. Marshall Tom came, saw Crystal and fell in love with her. He sang and played his guitar for her as she tried to get over Pedro’s death.
Book Synopsis Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that’s flush with laughs. It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” ·Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more
Download or read book The Exiled Fleet written by J. S. Dewes and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: J. S. Dewes continues her fast paced, science fiction action adventure series, the Divide, with The Exiled Fleet, where The Expanse meets The Black Company—the survivors of The Last Watch refuse to die. The Sentinels narrowly escaped the collapsing edge of the Divide. They have mustered a few other surviving Sentinels, but with no engines they have no way to leave the edge of the universe before they starve. Adequin Rake has gathered a team to find the materials they'll need to get everyone out. To do that they're going to need new allies and evade a ruthless enemy. Some of them will not survive. The Divide series The Last Watch The Exiled Fleet At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book The Becket List written by Adele Griffin and published by Algonquin Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Charming and beautifully humorous . . . A sparkling story of weathering change." —Booklist, starred review Everything is changing for Becket Branch. From subways to sidewalks to safety rules, she is a city kid born and raised. Now the Branch family is trading urban bustle for big green fields and moving to help their gran on Blackberry Farm, where Becket has to make sense of new routines, from feeding animals to baling hay. But Becket is ready! She even makes her own “Becket List” for How to Be a Country Kid. Things don’t always work out the way she planned, but whether it’s selling mouth-puckering lemonade, feeding hostile hens, or trying to make a new best friend, Becket is determined to use her city smarts to get a grip on country living. Get ready to yell “Beautiful Alert!” along with Becket as she mucks through the messy, exuberant experience of change she didn’t ask for, in a story that sparkles with quirky characters, cheerful humor, and unexpected adventures.
