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Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Joe Movick
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Joe Movick and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-19 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas is a time of family, stress, love, wanting, resentment, and occasional violence.It's tradition.Frozen turkeys, drunk in-laws, gifts that bite, Santa breaking and entering, death, infidelity?Six short comedies to help you wind down during the holidays.
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Katrina Wilson
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Katrina Wilson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-19 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious way to get into the holiday spirit... Color some Christmas Cusses! Great for crayons, pencils, and markers. The perfect gift for the Humbug in your life!
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Tranquil Prints
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Tranquil Prints and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This lovely little Christmas notebook is the perfect stocking filler and full of festive cheer.
Author :Belnat Pro Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781981142095 Total Pages :108 pages Book Rating :4.1/5 (42 download)
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Belnat Pro
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Belnat Pro and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-25 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quickly and easily manage your writing, notes and more Pages won't come loose Measures 8.5 x 11 inches 108 pages Unnumbered Printed on both sides of each sheet Printed on white paper Paperback
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas by : Holly Books
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas written by Holly Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to relax and get creative? A fun Christmas swear word coloring book unlike any other! The Perfect Gifts For Christmas
Book Synopsis A Merry Little (Hat Trick) Christmas by : Samantha Wayland
Download or read book A Merry Little (Hat Trick) Christmas written by Samantha Wayland and published by Loch Awe Press. This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Tis the season to be jolly Something is bothering Rhian, and his friends and family want to know what that is. His lovers, Garrick and Savannah, think they have an idea and they’re trying to give him some space. His teammates haven’t any clue, but they’re convinced that enough nights out and beautiful women making eyes at him will make it better. And his grandfather and sister just want him to be happy and to know that he is loved. Rhian Savage does know he’s loved. He just wishes everyone else knew it, too.
Download or read book Merry Fucking Xmas written by Holly Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to relax and get creative? A fun Christmas swear word coloring book unlike any other! The Perfect Gifts For Christmas
Book Synopsis Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas by : Denis Leary
Download or read book Denis Leary's Merry F#%$in' Christmas written by Denis Leary and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For everyone who loves the holidays - and those of us who can't wait until they're over - Denis Leary has a special gift this season: Merry F***in' Christmas. This adult parody of a children's book, in the vein of Go The Fuck To Sleep, takes aim at bad presents, drunk Santas, boring relatives, ugly sweaters, greedy kids and all the other things that make December such a pain in the ass. Just like he did in The Ref - the cult classic Christmas film that skewers dysfunctional families - Denis will have you laughing out loud about just how unhappy the holidays can be.
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas 2018 by : Happily Wellnoted
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas 2018 written by Happily Wellnoted and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-03 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This would make a humorous gift idea or Christmas card alternative, for anyone who appreciates sarcasm and dry humour! The item contains a customised front cover and 108 pages of lined paper for adaptable use at home, work or otherwise. It could be used for a number of purposes, such as: - Personal journal - To do lists and reminders - Work notes - Creative writing We thank you for your interest, and hope you are pleased with the order.
Book Synopsis A New Generation by : Abigail Prevost
Download or read book A New Generation written by Abigail Prevost and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 431 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: College students are clueless, broke, sleep-deprived, and always busy. During this whole thing, you are meant to keep the grades and to follow up with family, friends, love, and life—everything and anything. Once you become abnormal, everything becomes more difficult because you are not the normal boy-girl relationship or the birth gender you were born into. You are different. Trying to find themselves through loss, heartbreaks, and fights, they try and reach for one another to become who they are. With humor, drama, love, and friendship, the lives of ten college students will all change forever.
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Christmas Adult Coloring Book by : Kristin Harris
Download or read book Merry Fucking Christmas Adult Coloring Book written by Kristin Harris and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-19 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This adult coloring book is the perfect gift for someone with a great sense of humor. This book includes: - 20 single sided unique designs surely to bring a smile to your face - 1 test page to test out your colors - Images include: Shove your holiday cheer up your ass, Merry Beermas, Leave booze not cookies, and more! - CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE/SITUATIONS. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Book Synopsis Merry Fucking Whatever by : Noel Day Press
Download or read book Merry Fucking Whatever written by Noel Day Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A INAPPROPRIATE XMAS GIFTS FOR COWORKERS & FRIENDS? Fun SECRET SANTA GIFT Alternative to a Greeting Card! 100% Chance of laughter JOURNAL PAPER ready for you to fill with your notes on the go, track appointments, ideas, client notes. It can be used as a Planner, Diary or just a Composition Book. Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, office or back to school. Rude Adult Jokes - Secret Santa Gifts for Him & Her - Novelty Notebook 6 x 9 120 Pages.
Book Synopsis All I Want for Christmas by : Joanna Bolouri
Download or read book All I Want for Christmas written by Joanna Bolouri and published by Quercus. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sparkling Christmas romance to pick you up this year... 'A hilarious and heartwarming festive treat' Heidi Swain 'So funny, sweet, warm and fuzzy' Clodagh Murphy What if the love of your life was your best friend's girl? When Nick loses his job and is dumped by his glamorous but demanding girlfriend, he is forced to grudgingly accept work as a Santa at a local Christmas grotto. As his friends are getting married or promoted, Nick spends his days being terrorised by unfriendly elves and cried on by snotty, spoiled children. Then he meets 4-year-old Alfie. All Alfie wants for Christmas is for his mum, Sarah, to be happy again. Moved by the boy's selfless wish, Nick arranges a date between Sarah and his best friend, Matt. But as Sarah and Alfie become part of all their lives, Nick realises that happiness for Sarah and Matt might mean heartbreak for himself. 'A hilarious and touching festive read' Heat 'A festive romance in all its technicolour fairy-light glory' My Weekly READERS ARE LOVING ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS 'Will have you laughing out loud' ***** 'I'd have given it 10 stars if I could!' ***** 'Impossible to put down' ***** 'A funny, fuzzy, festive feast of a book!' ***** 'Absolutely perfect escapism' *****
Download or read book Blood Curse written by William Blackwell and published by William Blackwell Publishing. This book was released on 2017-01-30 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recently relocated to Prince Edward Island, MacKenzie Adamson is starting to feel the isolation of country living. Starving for affection, companionship and love, the depression demons begin to sink their teeth into his already damaged psyche. He becomes obsessed with a beautiful woman half his age who works as a cashier at a local gas station. Only problem is, Ophelia Sallis won't give him the time of day. Desperate to find friends and female companionship, Mac seeks the aid of Voodoo witch Magdeline Ortega who casts a love spell to unite the two. Initially it works like a miracle, but before long, Mac begins blacking out and sleeping with multiple women, even touching some inappropriately in public. None of it he remembers. Magdeline informs him something has gone terribly wrong with the spell and the only way to reverse it is to participate in a strange and mysterious ritual in the Dominican Republic. On the Caribbean island, the alcohol-induced lasciviousness worsens as Mac teams up with his motley crew of morally compromised, partying, and womanizing friends. To make matters worse, he's unable to track down Magdeline. He realizes a jilted ex-girlfriend has become bent on his destruction and powerful evil Voodoo spirits are using him as a pawn in a violent tug of war to gain control of the spirit world. Spiraling down a reckless black abyss of debauchery, Mac struggles to free himself from the dangerous natural and supernatural forces hell-bent on his demise, while also struggling to find himself and his sanity.
Book Synopsis Christmas on the Rocks by : Michelle Dare
Download or read book Christmas on the Rocks written by Michelle Dare and published by Daring Romance LLC. This book was released on with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas in Cringle Cove. Being home makes Shaine crazy with the festive decorations. But one thing makes being here even worse, her ex-boyfriend. In fact, he makes her regret ever leaving the house. One wrong step and she falls hard. Who's there to save her? None other than Maxton. Every part of Max goes on high alert the second Shaine enters Cringle Cove. With her suddenly near, he has to fight the urge to go to her. He wants her to be his once again. Shaine isn’t going down without a fight, or a few shots of whiskey. Maybe it’s just what she needs to make her see Max is still the man for her.
Book Synopsis The Twelve Strippers of Christmas by : Lulu M. Sylvian
Download or read book The Twelve Strippers of Christmas written by Lulu M. Sylvian and published by Griffyn Ink. This book was released on 2017-10-26 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes the best presents unwrap themselves! With a twist…and a thrust…and some break-away snaps. Grab some holiday cheer the naughty way with the bite-sized Christmas stories. Have fun with a sexy Santa Strip-O-Gram. Party with sassy strippers and skilled shifters. Get ready for surprises such as nude zero-grav ballet, and a Celtic drum band that bares all. And in every story? The romance you’ve been waiting for. Ranging from short and sweet, to longer and *a-hem* hotter, this collection of holiday stories will bring you joy any time of year. Partridge in Her Pear Tree Sexy? Yes! HR nightmare? Definitely! But what else would you expect from a Christmas party at a personal pleasure device company? Perfect Cup All Alexa wants is an attractive, British man named Tom, who drinks tea. Steamy. Three French Cockerels Welcome to Belvoir County Kentucky where they know not everyone celebrates Christmas, but everyone loves chicken, and they still argue over the secret of that famous secret recipe. Calling Bird Ava is torn between one sexy rocker with a troubled past, and one responsible hunk who places her firmly in the friend zone. Five Glowing Rings Past life regression meets sexy hoop dancer. Amy is in Vegas to lick her wounds, instead she ends up licking a set of perfect abs. Blaze and Glori Whats a girl to do when she’s stuck on a holiday cruise with her family? Faced with douche-boys and cougar-hunts, Glori’s vacation is not off to a promising start. Fortunately, she keeps running into handsome passenger Blaze, who is definitely making her trip more interesting. Burlesque Cygnus Innuendo will leave you reading between the lines in this super short tale with a paranormal twist. More Than Want Transporter St. Cyr picks up a passenger she cannot resist. Things heat up in outer space where its literally sex or death, when biology acts against St. Cyr. Nine Ladies Dancing Kyra is so done with what other people want from her, and she is tired of the fantasy where the gorgeous millionaire rescues the poor stripper. That only ever happens in the movies. XXLL X-treme X-rated Lascivious Lords A night out with friends is what Clary needs to take her mind off her failing relationship. But can she lose herself in the moment with a masked stripper and not think about Josh? Piper’s Daughter Rose finds out she is not free from her dead father’s control when its discovered his will requires her to be married by the end of the year of his death, or she’ll be homeless. High school crush Jimmy comes to the rescue with only two days left to the year. Bang a Drummer Cross dressing Lettie has the hots for a celtic drummer who is hiding an even bigger, hairier secret than the one she is.
Book Synopsis Random Acts of Hatred by : George K. Ilsley
Download or read book Random Acts of Hatred written by George K. Ilsley and published by arsenal pulp press. This book was released on 2004-05-01 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these raw, uncompromising stories, author George K. Ilsley explores the thin line between love and hate, and the outer parameters of desire that can both heal and destroy. Random Acts of Hatred infiltrates the dark confines of decidedly queer sensibilities, in which young men are undone by self-loathing and the powers-that-be, begging the question: What happens when people know they are hated? And yet in between the primal fantasies and bitter ironies are images of humor and light: the wayward families, the unspoken gestures and the faces in the -mirror—of posers and dreamers, saints and demons. Both gay and straight, they suggest a new definition of masculine power as a field with two poles, dissonant and equal at the same time. Evocative of Dennis Cooper and David Wojnarowicz, Random Acts of Hatred collects the fragments of a disintegrated generation, numbed yet empowered by their varied, inexplicable desires. Praise for Random Acts of Hatred: “In twelve sharp stories, George K. Ilsley grabs you by the heart and drags you around, saying, “Look at this mess.” He shames us with detail, and embarasses us with a dark honesty. Ilsley makes you bear witness to these Random Acts of Hatred then dares you to forget them.”—Michael V. Smith, author of Cumberland “There are echoes throughout of Dennis Cooper’s poetic depravity, of A.M. Homes’ ironic eroticism, and even of Bernard Cooper’s memorish emotionalism—but Ilsley’s lucid prose is infused with invigorating originality . . . quite a range, evident in every one of these accomplished pieces.”—Richard Labonte George K. Ilsley’s stories have been published in many anthologies and magazines. He has biked around the Adriatic, hitchhiked to Mexico, ambled through the Himalayas, and taught English in Tokyo. He now lives in Vancouver.
