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Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid

Author : Howard J Morris
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416595058
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Book Synopsis Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid by : Howard J Morris

Download or read book Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid written by Howard J Morris and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE REVEALiNG, RiP-ROARiNGLY FUNNY GUiDE TO MAKiNG EVERY RELATiONSHiP SMARTER, SANER, AND HAPPiER. Since the dawn of time, when the first smitten caveboy tried to woo the object of his affections by shoving her into the mud, men have demonstrated that when it comes to women, they are profoundly stupid. And when it comes to men, women -- no matter how intelligent or mature -- are completely crazy. Based on this simple yet groundbreaking insight, comedy writers and real-life couple Howard J. Morris and Jenny Lee have devised a relationship guide that is refreshingly honest, completely hilarious, and surprisingly practical. Using their own crazy/stupid romance as an example of these forces in action, they set out to explain why women ask questions that they absolutely do not want answered -- and why men persist in answering them. What are men really thinking -- or crucially, not thinking? Why do women view even the most mundane events through an emotional prism? Why do guys suck at being romantic? And why does every conversation with a woman lead back to whether or not she's fat? Using wit, hard-earned wisdom, and a highly entertaining he said/she said format, the authors explore the surprising method to his dumbness and the valid reasons behind her insanity, while providing real solutions to perennial relationship problems. By teaching men how and why they're stupid around women and showing women how to "control the crazy" for everybody's sake, Women Are Crazy, Men Are Stupid helps couples to reach the place where giving isn't giving in, needing isn't needy, and where the sexes can break the dysfunctional patterns and find a way to live lovingly, happily ever after.

Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives

Author : Laura Schlessinger
Publisher : Dr. Laura Schlessinger
ISBN 13 : 9780060929442
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (294 download)

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Download or read book Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives written by Laura Schlessinger and published by Dr. Laura Schlessinger. This book was released on 2002-12-03 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For every woman who wants to know what her man is thinking. Internationally syndicated radio superhost and columnist, controversial psycho-therapist, and author of the break-out New York Times bestsellers How Could You Do That?! and Ten Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, Dr. Laura Schlessinger is back with Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives. In ten vital, compelling chapters, Dr. Laura speaks her mind on: Stupid Chivalry By getting involved with the wrong woman (weak, flaky, damaged, needy, desperate, stupid, untrustworthy, immature, etc.) you think that your love will save/transform her. Stupid Independence Unwilling to admit "need" for bonding and intimacy, you hide in excesses of work, play, drink, drugs, porn, and meaningless sex. Stupid Ambition Unable to comfortably and proudly accept your inherent importance to society and family as husband and father, you bow to the false idols of money, toys, power, and status. Stupid Strength Uncomfortable with feeling weak, vulnerable, useless, powerless, or rejected, you use intimidation, force, or passive-aggressiveness to regain control. Stupid Sex Taking an attraction, opportunity, or erection as a "sign," you measure your masculinity and power by sexual conquests, infidelities, and orgasms. Stupid Matrimony Lacking a mature sense of the purpose, meaning, or value of marriage, you realize too late you've gone down the aisle with the wrong woman for the wrong reasons and feel helpless to "fix it." Stupid Husbanding Thinking that marriage is the honorable discharge from loving courtship, you continue to live as though you were single and your "mommy-wife" will take care of everything else. Stupid Parenting Believing that only women/mothers nurture children, you withdraw from hands-on parenting to assert your masculine importance, missing out on the true "soul food" of a child's hug. Stupid Boyishness Having not yet worked out a comfortable emotional and social understanding with your mother, you form relationships with women that become geared to avenge, resolve, or protect you from your ties to Mommy. Stupid Machismo Understanding the true and meaningful difference between being male and a man, you can become a man.

Why Are Men So Bloody Stupid?

Author : William Barnes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780952825937
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (259 download)

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Download or read book Why Are Men So Bloody Stupid? written by William Barnes and published by . This book was released on 2004-04 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do they... Let sex rule their lives?; Worry about the size of their willies?; Ear wigs and unsuitable clothing?; Let women con them into gardening, cookery, DIY, and other dangerous tasks?; Aspire to be 'new men' and workaholics? Here's why and here's the antidote.

Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy

Author : Peter Ruehl
Publisher : Melbourne Univ. Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0522861121
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (228 download)

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Book Synopsis Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy by : Peter Ruehl

Download or read book Men Are Stupid, Women Are Crazy written by Peter Ruehl and published by Melbourne Univ. Publishing. This book was released on 2011 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ruehl's irreverent wit and ability to puncture pretentiousness with a well-turned phrase gave thousands of dedicated readers a good reason to read the paper back to front on the days the column appeared. His descriptions of growing up with teenage children are laugh-out-loud funny (well, for parents), and a younger generation of readers decided he was cool, with his constant satirical references to their music, dress and approach to life. Politicians sometimes winced but knew his hilarious descriptions of what was really going on in Canberra resonated more loudly than any press release. Peter Ruehl never lost his distinctive American style but he was able to understand Australian culture and to write about it and his views in a passionately funny and deeply personal way. Greg Hywood, chief executive of Fairfax, says he became a 'national institution'.

Man Fail

Author : Marion Appleby
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843179857
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Man Fail written by Marion Appleby and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-11-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Man Fail, readers will find a fantastic selection of the side-splitting bloopers, mistakes and misunderstandings that have been boldly uttered by the male sex. Spanning from the rich and famous, to the everyday man on the street and with hilarious anecdotes that defy belief and typify the failings of the male species in general - examples include: 'Half this game is 90 per cent mental.' (Danny Ozark, one-time Major League baseball manager) 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' (Greg Norman, golfer) 'If only faces could talk...' (Pat Summerall, sports broadcaster) This is a shamefully funny collection of male stupidity at its finest (and most embarrassing), guaranteed to have you laughing out loud!

Stupid about Men

Author : Deborah Dunn
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439100802
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Stupid about Men written by Deborah Dunn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-02-03 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of Kissing Frogs? Even the most capable and intelligent women are sometimes struck stupid when it comes to relationships with men. Maybe you're like Cinderella, who thinks that only a man can rescue her; or perhaps you are like Little Red Riding Hood, always attracted to "bad boys"; or maybe you find yourself simply settling, like Rapunzel, because you don't believe you can do any better. And somehow, you always end up kissing frogs. No matter what kind of "stupid" you are, licensed marriage and family therapist Deborah Dunn will show you why you keep making the same mistakes with men, and will empower you to take control of who you are and become smart about life.

Stupid Black Men

Author : Larry Elder
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312367336
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (673 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Black Men written by Larry Elder and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Radio host and NYT bestselling author Larry Elder takes on an entrenched group of politicians, entertainment figures, educators and sports heroes who promote a message of racial over-sensitivity that harms more than it helps. But he has a positive message too: that positive role models do exist, such as Tiger Woods and Bill Cosby, who want to sweep away race-based whining and urge those who listen to them to share in the hard work, smart thinking and optimism that makes the West a great place to live.

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them!

Author : Todd Harris Goldman
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780761135937
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (359 download)

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Book Synopsis Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! by : Todd Harris Goldman

Download or read book Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! written by Todd Harris Goldman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cartoons and sarcastic advice offer a tongue-in-cheek look at boys as seen by girls, including "ideas make boys' heads hurt," "boys are not potty trained," and "boys aren't housebroken."

Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs

Author : Joan Rivers
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416599223
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Book Synopsis Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs by : Joan Rivers

Download or read book Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs written by Joan Rivers and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-12-30 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Delivered with Joan's signature sense of humour, Men Are Stupid...And They Like Big Boobs is a no-nonsense, common-sense, "can-we-talk" guide to the ins and outs of such increasingly common beauty procedures as botox injections, chemical peels, microdermabrasion, liposuction, rhinoplasty, eye lifts, breast augmentation-and much more. Chapters include: Peels and Fillers, Sucks to Be You, Eyes Wide Open, Care Enough to Do Your Very, Very Breast, Less Where You Don't Want It, More Where You Do, and Bringing Up the Rear. Filled with practical wisdom and plenty of wisecracks, this fun and inspirational guide is for every woman who wants to look and feel gorgeous.

Men Explain Things to Me

Author : Rebecca Solnit
Publisher : Haymarket Books
ISBN 13 : 1608464571
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Men Explain Things to Me written by Rebecca Solnit and published by Haymarket Books. This book was released on 2014-04-14 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The National Book Critics Circle Award–winning author delivers a collection of essays that serve as the perfect “antidote to mansplaining” (The Stranger). In her comic, scathing essay “Men Explain Things to Me,” Rebecca Solnit took on what often goes wrong in conversations between men and women. She wrote about men who wrongly assume they know things and wrongly assume women don’t, about why this arises, and how this aspect of the gender wars works, airing some of her own hilariously awful encounters. She ends on a serious note— because the ultimate problem is the silencing of women who have something to say, including those saying things like, “He’s trying to kill me!” This book features that now-classic essay with six perfect complements, including an examination of the great feminist writer Virginia Woolf’s embrace of mystery, of not knowing, of doubt and ambiguity, a highly original inquiry into marriage equality, and a terrifying survey of the scope of contemporary violence against women. “In this series of personal but unsentimental essays, Solnit gives succinct shorthand to a familiar female experience that before had gone unarticulated, perhaps even unrecognized.” —The New York Times “Essential feminist reading.” —The New Republic “This slim book hums with power and wit.” —Boston Globe “Solnit tackles big themes of gender and power in these accessible essays. Honest and full of wit, this is an integral read that furthers the conversation on feminism and contemporary society.” —San Francisco Chronicle “Essential.” —Marketplace “Feminist, frequently funny, unflinchingly honest and often scathing in its conclusions.” —Salon

Dead Men Scare Me Stupid

Author : John Swartzwelder
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780975579985
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (799 download)

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Download or read book Dead Men Scare Me Stupid written by John Swartzwelder and published by . This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Stupid Men Jokes

Author : Nancy Gray
Publisher : Macmillan Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9781854799517
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book Stupid Men Jokes written by Nancy Gray and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 1993 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

All Men Are Stupid

Author : Colonel B. S. Smoke
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781540494108
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (941 download)

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Download or read book All Men Are Stupid written by Colonel B. S. Smoke and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is an Instruction manual for both men and women. This manuscript (counselor's edition), teaches men and women how to communicate with each other every day, and will explain what's expected from one another in the 21st century. 101 Guaranteed Ways to a Happy Relationship with the one you love.

How to Get Stupid White Men Out of Office

Author : adrienne maree brown
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 1932360085
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (323 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Get Stupid White Men Out of Office by : adrienne maree brown

Download or read book How to Get Stupid White Men Out of Office written by adrienne maree brown and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2004-03-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anyone can write a rant against the state of American democracy today. Anyone can talk trash about politicians, or bemoan the apathy of the electorate, the low turnout, the low attention span, the cynicism. How To Get Stupid White Men... is a guide to getting off one’s cynical ass and doing something about it. Over the past six months, William Upski Wimsatt has been working with a group of people who have hitherto engaged in myriad forms of social work and political activism to develop a strategy that will effect positive change on American society through the electoral process. Rather than taking to the streets, rather than "bombing [graffitting] the suburbs," Wimsatt and his colleagues plan to "throw the bums out." This book will tell the story of 19 such cases over the past couple of years and outline all the potential races for 2004, describing the tactics to be utilized in an array of contested races across the country by creating coalitions of gay, enviro, Black, Latino and other young groups of voters. The goal is to make this the most useful politically life-changing book any 15-35 year old could read this election year.

Men Are Better Than Women

Author : Dick Masterson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9781416959199
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (591 download)

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Download or read book Men Are Better Than Women written by Dick Masterson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-04-08 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a process of exhaustive man research he calls "keeping his eyes open," Dick Masterson has compiled a Magnum-size list of the ways men are better than women. It is an infallible compendium of man's greatness, filled with the most egregiously fallacious arguments ever put to words, but with some kind of miraculous, rock-solid man logic dripping like motor oil from every sentence. It is a manifesto more memorable than bullshit like High Fidelity or which Axe baby powder Maxim thinks you should slap on your nuts before clubbing, more chock-full of devastating man quotes than Oscar Wilde with two wangs. Most important, it is the only one of its kind. In Men Are Better Than Women, Dick Masterson dispenses logic from his man mouth into the eyes of his male readers like some kind of mighty mother man eagle with nutrient-rich word vomit. It's a book that makes you feel like driving a train into a dynamite factory and then tearing a telephone book apart with your bare hands, just because that's the way men have always done it. Masterson's chapters are simple and self-contained, demand no commitments from readers, and have an immediate payoff. Men Are Better Than Women is a dangerous work of satire -- not dangerous in a revolutionary sense, but dangerous in that it walks the razor-thin line between cruelty and absurdity. That line is called hilarious.

Man Has Lost His Damn Mind

Author : David K. Sparks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781592991693
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (916 download)

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Download or read book Man Has Lost His Damn Mind written by David K. Sparks and published by . This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man can't climb out of the box he's in until he realizes he's in it. Man also needs to stop measuring his worth by the work he does, because this leaves many of us feeling worthless. Man has to realize that no job is going to satisfy the hunger he's really seeking to quench. That is, the hunger to feel the same sense of indispensability to their families that 'real men' feel when they are the breadwinners. Basically, man needs to consider doing what his wife or partner is encouraging him to do, which is to ease up on over-investing into his job, and invest more of himself into the work of homemaking.

Why Men Do Stupid Things

Author : S K W
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (942 download)

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Download or read book Why Men Do Stupid Things written by S K W and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does it seem like understanding men is harder than understanding the Theory of Relativity?Does it seem like understanding men is a downright impossible task to accomplish?Does it seem like understanding the stupid things men do requires endless patience?Does it seem like understanding the stupid things men do is an insanely complex task?If you can relate to any of these questions, you're not alone. People from all walks of life struggle to understand men's behavior and the male psyche. Often, men seem to act irrationally. However, upon closer inspection, there is a clear rationale for men's seemingly illogical behavior.In this book, we are going to explore the underlying factors that drive male behavior. Often, these behaviors seem incongruent with reality. They don't seem to match up with what a "regular" person would do. However, when you dig deep down, you will realize that there is logic to the madness. In this volume, we will discuss the following topics: The factors causing men to lash out at others around themThe reasons why men have trouble forming solid relationshipsThe elements that lead men to act irrationally in the face of difficult situationsThe reasons why men have trouble communicating their emotionsThe underlying factors that cause men to run away from their feelingsThe explanation behind "alpha" malesThe insights that uncover the truth behind insecurityThe elements that cause men to sabotage their successThe causes of anxiety and depression in malesThe insights that reveal the inner workings of the male psyche... and lots more!If you are tired of hitting your head up against the wall as you try to figure men out, then this is the book for you.Herein, you'll find a trove of information that will lead you to gain a fresh perspective on an age-old issue. There is no time like the present to put all of your doubts to rest once and for all.The time has come for you to dig deep into the factors that cause men to act, and react, the way they do. You'll discover why there truly is logic to the madness. Best of all, this book has been written in an easy-to-read format. As such, there aren't any wordy explanations here. What you see is what you get.So, if you are ready to get started uncovering the inner secrets of the male mind, then take a long, hard look at this book. We guarantee that you'll never look at a man the way again after reading this book.If you are ready to dive into the way the male psyche works, then buckle up. We are not going to be pulling any punches here. In this volume, what you see is what you get. We are going to get down to business right from the start. So, all you need is to keep an open mind. Be ready to challenge everything you know about the way men act.Come on, get your copy, let's get started!