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Medical Jokes & Humour

Author : CLIFFORD SAWHNEY
Publisher : V&S Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9350572737
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Medical Jokes & Humour written by CLIFFORD SAWHNEY and published by V&S Publishers. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While many Indian joke books are jokes themselves, this book avoids the pitfalls by its professional approach towards compilation, rewriting and editing. The book comprises the world's best adult medical jokes, quips, quotes and humour. Bold and bawdy lines that don't make it between the covers of joke books in India make an appearance here. Unlike many joke books that are a start-to-finish affair without categorisation, this book is divided into 21 chapters that facilitate easy reading. The chapters include: Nurses, Surgeons, Gynaecologists, Sex Therapists, Viagra, AIDS, Veterinarians, Optometrists, Limericks, Wisecracks and a Medical Glossary, amongst others. This book is not meant for those whose sensibilities are easily hurt or people with an ill-developed sense of humour. But for those who love non-vegetarian fare of medical humour, this book is just what the doctor prescribed! #v&spublishers

Medical Jokes

Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781514717882
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (178 download)

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Download or read book Medical Jokes written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I've experienced quite a few heart-stopping moments in my job over the years, ' said the doctor. 'I suppose that's why I'm being struck off.' 'Doctor, I'm thinking of getting a vasectomy.''That's a big decision. Have you discussed it with your family?''Yes, we took a vote, and they're in favour of it 15 to 2.' This book is packed with jokes and funny stories taking a wry look at doctors, nurses, dentists and psychiatrists. Whether you're in the medical profession or 'under the knife, ' you'll find this book is the perfect prescription for 'laughter deficiency syndrome.' Suitable for adults only.

A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736922571
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book A Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2008-03-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is the best medicine! And Bob Phillips, the primary care doctor of practical jokes, joins comic forces with cartoonist Jonny Hawkins to present one unforgettable dose of healthy humor and medical merriment in the form of— absolutely hilarious anecdotes one-liners worth repeating jokes to cure what ails a person cartoons to brighten any day Anyone who has been a patient, is part of the medical profession, or just wants to be sure their funny bone is working will love this prescription of laughter.

The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book

Author : Dwayne A Williams
Publisher : Kaplan Test Prep
ISBN 13 : 1506247261
Total Pages : 417 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book written by Dwayne A Williams and published by Kaplan Test Prep. This book was released on 2019-08-06 with total page 417 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Completely revised and updated, with a totally new look! The previous edition of this book is The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book: Color Version (ISBN 978-1532726217) The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book combines mnemonics, over 150 cartoons, bullet points, and humor to review and retain important medical information. Whether you’re a medical student, physician, physician assistant, nurse, student, or other health care professional, you need to access a vast wealth of information quickly and accurately. From the finer points of human physiology to differential diagnoses, pharmacology, and complex medical procedures, you’re expected to have the facts you need, when you need them. Memorizing and retaining so much information is a gargantuan task. Health care professors Dwayne A. Williams and Isaak. N. Yakubov are here to help with hundreds of health care–related memory aids. While not intended to be a sole source of information, Williams and Yakubov’s work offers a lighthearted but effective supplement to traditional textbooks. Clever mnemonics and funny wordplay stick in your head, while cartoons offer memory anchors for visual learners. The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book adds entertainment and laughter to what would otherwise be a grueling test of memory. Whether you’re still studying or just need a quick mental refresher, The Ultimate Medical Mnemonic Comic Book helps you learn and retain the knowledge you need to succeed in your chosen health care career.

The Doctor Joke Book

Author : Sid Berman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781566196796
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (967 download)

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Download or read book The Doctor Joke Book written by Sid Berman and published by . This book was released on 1995 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Doctors Jokes

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781708871314
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (713 download)

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Download or read book Doctors Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious doctors joke book. This is the largest collection of funny doctors jokes ever published. The side effects may include spontaneous laughter. This book will hit your funny bone, inject you with fun and prove that laughter really is the best medicine. This joke book is for student doctors, trainee doctors, junior doctors, newly qualified doctors, GPs, experienced doctors and even retired doctors - there's something for everyone and it will certainly hit the funny bone, that's for sure. This mixture of doctors jokes will prove that doctors have a good sense of humor, and you will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the medical gags. You will find many quality one-liners, plenty of question and answer type jokes and many story based jokes, all designed to make you laugh out loud. This hilarious doctors joke book will leave you in stitches! Buy it now!

Hilarious Doctor Jokes

Author : Sally Lindley
Publisher : The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1508192618
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Hilarious Doctor Jokes written by Sally Lindley and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2016-07-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Going to the doctor can be a surprising source of silly jokes! Readers discover a wide variety of jokes about doctors that will make them laugh from cover to cover. Even after they’re done reading, they’ll be eager to share the new jokes they learned with their friends. Colorful, humorous illustrations are included to enhance the accessible text, which is presented in an eye-catching way. Even the most reluctant readers will enjoy learning and sharing these hilarious doctor jokes.

Medical Humor

Author : Thomas F Shubnell Ph D
Publisher : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN 13 : 1440415749
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Medical Humor written by Thomas F Shubnell Ph D and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-24 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Pain killers are released during a deep laugh and stress hormones are decreased. A good laugh is truly good for the heart, soul, and brain. Read over three hundred pages of great medical humor, jokes, anecdotes, quips, and have a good laugh.

Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites

Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621455971
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Reader's Digest Laughter is the Best Medicine: All Time Favorites written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the funniest family-friendly jokes, quotes, stories, cartoons, and anecdotes from the past 100 years of Reader’s Digest magazine. A little chuckle every day will keep the doctor away. Editors have mined the Reader’s Digest archives to bring you Laughter Is the Best Medicine, All-Time Favorites, a collection of the most hilarious jokes and anecdotes we’ve come across over the years. As you turn the pages of our newest collection, you’ll realize once again that laughter is always the best medicine. If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? –Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Keep your temper. Nobody wants it. –Dearborn Independent Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Anthropologists have discovered a 50-million-year-old human skull with three perfectly preserved teeth intact. They're not sure, but they think it may be the remains of the very first hockey player. –Jay Leno This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with cartoons, quotes, quips, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction.

Laughter Totally is the Best Medicine

Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 162145407X
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book Laughter Totally is the Best Medicine written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 1,000 of the funniest, laugh-out-loud jokes, quips, quotes, anecdotes, and cartoons from Reader’s digest magazine—guaranteed to put laughter in your day. This collection of laugh-out-loud, clean jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life—drawn from Reader’s Digest magazine’s most popular humor columns—is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, funny things kids say, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction. “If evolution really works, how come mothers have only two hands? – Milton Berle The game card said: “Name three wars.” My teenage daughter’s response: “Civil War, Revolutionary War, and Star Wars.” Why do Pilgrims’ pants fall down? Because their belts are on their hats! Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!” Overheard in an office: Supervisor to team leader: "So our people aren’t astute enough to understand these comments on the document?" Leader: "What does astute mean?"

Model Rules of Professional Conduct

Author : American Bar Association. House of Delegates
Publisher : American Bar Association
ISBN 13 : 9781590318737
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (187 download)

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Download or read book Model Rules of Professional Conduct written by American Bar Association. House of Delegates and published by American Bar Association. This book was released on 2007 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Model Rules of Professional Conduct provides an up-to-date resource for information on legal ethics. Federal, state and local courts in all jurisdictions look to the Rules for guidance in solving lawyer malpractice cases, disciplinary actions, disqualification issues, sanctions questions and much more. In this volume, black-letter Rules of Professional Conduct are followed by numbered Comments that explain each Rule's purpose and provide suggestions for its practical application. The Rules will help you identify proper conduct in a variety of given situations, review those instances where discretionary action is possible, and define the nature of the relationship between you and your clients, colleagues and the courts.

The Communicative Mind

Author : Line Brandt
Publisher : Cambridge Scholars Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1443853887
Total Pages : 640 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book The Communicative Mind written by Line Brandt and published by Cambridge Scholars Publishing. This book was released on 2013-11-04 with total page 640 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Integrating research in linguistics, philosophy, semiotics, neurophenomenology, and literary studies, The Communicative Mind presents a thought-provoking and multifaceted investigation into linguistic meaning construction. It explores the various ways in which the intersubjectivity of communicating interactants manifests itself in language structure and use and argues for the indispensability of dialogue as a semantic resource in cognition. The view of the mind as highly conditioned by the domain of interpersonal communication is supported by an extensive range of empirical linguistic data from fiction, poetry and written and spoken everyday language, including rhetorically “creative” metaphors and metonymies. The author introduces Cognitive Linguistics to the notion of enunciation, which refers to the situated act of language use, and demonstrates the centrality of subjectivity and turn-taking interaction in natural semantics. The theoretical framework presented takes contextual relevance, viewpoint shifts, dynamicity, and the introduction into discourse of elements with no real-world counterparts (subjective motion, fictivity and other forms of non-actuality) to be vital components in the construction of meaning. The book engages the reader in critical discussions of cognitive-linguistic approaches to semantic construal and addresses the philosophical implications of the identified strengths and limitations. Among the theoretical advances in what Brandt refers to as the cognitive humanities is Fauconnier and Turner’s theory of conceptual integration of “mental spaces” which has proved widely influential in Cognitive Poetics and Linguistics, offering a philosophy of language bridging the gap between pragmatics and semantics. With its constructive criticism of the “general mechanism” hypothesis, according to which “blending” can explain everything from the origin of language to binding in perception, Brandt’s book brings the scope and applicability of Conceptual Integration Theory into the arena of scientific debate. The book contains five main chapters entitled Enunciation: Aspects of Subjectivity in Meaning Construction, The Subjective Conceptualizer: Non-actuality in Construal, Conceptual Integration in Semiotic Meaning Construction, Meaning Construction in Literary Text, and Effects of Poetic Enunciation: Seven Types of Iconicity.

The Crazy Computers Joke Book

Author : Sean Connolly
Publisher : The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1615336648
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (153 download)

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Download or read book The Crazy Computers Joke Book written by Sean Connolly and published by The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out why the medical computer went to prison in the pages of this technology-based joke book. Readers will learn many other technological jokes and be eager to share them with friends and family. Easy-to-follow sentences will have young readers giggling on every page.

The Totally Lame Joke Book

Author : Bonnie Daly
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781495293924
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (939 download)

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Download or read book The Totally Lame Joke Book written by Bonnie Daly and published by . This book was released on 2014-02-27 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bursting with jokes that will make you laugh till you cry--or perhaps cry till you laugh--The Totally Lame Joke Book covers a wide range of topics, including everything from rednecks to farm animals, aliens to frogs, and old ladies to proctologists. It's a truly hilarious, fresh line up of original riddles that anyone of any age will enjoy.

How to Tell a Joke

Author : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691211078
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (912 download)

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Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.

Vet School Jokes

Author : Tyler Primavera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781658869331
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (693 download)

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Download or read book Vet School Jokes written by Tyler Primavera and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love animals? Studying too hard? Are you going mad confusing hypertrophic osteopathy with hypertrophic osteodystrophy? Are you/your loved one in a professional school that rhymes with "debt"? Then do I have a book for you!Introducing: Vet School Jokes, a collection of 102 animal and medical puns written with intelligent silliness and dumb humor. Written by a vet student for fellow colleagues and mentors in the veterinary field, especially his fellow vet students. Sure to entertain those with a love for animals, biology, and of course, bad puns. Like, reaaaaally bad puns. Like so BAAAAD they will make EWE want to RAM your head against a wall and call a LAMB-ulance!

Man's 4th Best Hospital

Author : Samuel Shem
Publisher : Berkley
ISBN 13 : 1984805363
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Man's 4th Best Hospital written by Samuel Shem and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2019 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sequel to the highly acclaimed The House of God. Years later, the Fat Man has been given leadership over a new Future of Medicine Clinic at what is now only Man's 4th Best Hospital, and has persuaded Dr. Roy Basch and some of his intern cohorts to join him to teach a new generation of interns and residents.