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Book Synopsis Making An Obscene Clone Fall by : Jan Kowski
Download or read book Making An Obscene Clone Fall written by Jan Kowski and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Making An Obscene Clone Fall" is the sequel to "Linoleum Blownapart," and has more and better one-liners, puns, shaggy dog tales, and observations on just how silly real life can be. So, if you liked "Linoleum Blownapart" you'll love "Making an Obscene Clone Fall". If you didn't like "Linoleum Blownapart", this one is better, I promise. For those who must endure a parent that tells terrible dad jokes, give him this book. It'll be a gift for him, and a relief for you when he gets better quality material. However, if you have a Groan-O-Meter, you'll need it for Chapter 2. It has some world class groaners, and absolutely confirms the concept of "so bad they're good."These funny quips, stories, puns, one-liners and whimsical questions will give you more hours of groans, chuckles and belly laughs. Press the button and buy it now!
Book Synopsis Making An Obscene Clone Fall by : Jan Kowski
Download or read book Making An Obscene Clone Fall written by Jan Kowski and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-12-18 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Making An Obscene Clone Fall" is the sequel to "Linoleum Blownapart," and has more and better one-liners, puns, shaggy dog tales, and observations on just how silly real life can be. So, if you liked "Linoleum Blownapart" you'll love "Making an Obscene Clone Fall". If you didn't like "Linoleum Blownapart", this one is better, I promise. For those who must endure a parent that tells terrible dad jokes, give him this book. It'll be a gift for him, and a relief for you to get better quality material. If you have a Groan-O-Meter, you'll need it for Chapter 2. It has some world class groaners, and absolutely confirms the concept of "so bad they're good."These funny quips, stories, puns, one-liners and whimsical questions will give you more hours of groans, chuckles and belly laughs. Press the button and buy it now!
Download or read book Popular Clone written by M. E. Castle and published by Darby Creek. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Fisher Bas: 12 years-old, growth-stunted, a geeky science genius, and son of the Nobel Prize-winning creators of the Bas-Hermaphrodite-Sea-Slug-Hypothesis. No surprise: Fisher isn't exactly the most popular kid in his middle-school, tormented daily by the beefy, overgrown goons he calls The Vikings. But he senses relief when he comes upon the idea of cloning himself—creating a second Fisher to go to school each day while he stays at home playing video games and eating cheetos with ketchup. It's an ingenious plan that works brilliantly, until Fisher's clone turns out to be more popular than him—and soon after gets clone-napped by the evil scientist Dr. Xander. Can Fischer save his clone in time, or will his whole plan be exposed?
Book Synopsis The Shaggy Dog Story Book by : Harvey Martin
Download or read book The Shaggy Dog Story Book written by Harvey Martin and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of classic stories was not compiled to be just another prizewinning book of humor. However, for the majority of individuals who get this book to read and enjoy as one of the funniest collections of groaners in existence today, it will be just that. You'll get the book, read it, get sick with laughter (even though you don't understand many of the stories), and then display it proudly in your bookcase along with the other "best sellers" you've collected over the years. About Harvey Martin I grew up in South St. Louis in an ethnic neighborhood just north of a German area know as "down by the Bevois Mill, where the street car makes da bend in da track, aint it yet" My greatest accomplishment was graduating from Missouri School of Mines and Metallurgy in the early sixties. Actually, that was my second greatest accomplishment, with my wife, children and grandchildren being the most significant. After graduating as a metallurgist, I left St. Louis and its terrible accent to go and make steel in Gary, IN. My resume includes that of an engineer, an entrepreneur, a writer, a golfer, an inventor, a Shaggy Dog storyteller supreme and light hauling when I can get it. My greatest downside is procrastination, but I just could not decide where to state that fact. That attribute completely explains why it has taken over 25 years to complete this project.
Book Synopsis Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 8 by : Thomas F. Shubnell
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 8 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-30 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight is great, with another all new outrageously witty collection of japes, jibes, jokes, chuckles, chortles, gags, quips, belly laughs, thigh slappers, and side splitters. Enjoy!
Book Synopsis Life Changing Thoughts by : Gary W. Smith
Download or read book Life Changing Thoughts written by Gary W. Smith and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-07 with total page 730 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIFE CHANGING THOUGHTS is a book difficult to put down. One moment you will find yourself laughing; the next moment, you find yourself in deep meditation. The book contains thousands of inspiring, life changing, worshipful and humorous thoughts. There are nearly 700 pages with almost 500 different topics categorized alphabetically. Some of the book's topics are God and the Bible, character, faith, fullness, the family and home, leadership, patriotic thoughts, prayer and victorious living. The book even contains great seasonal thoughts for thanksgiving, Christmas and the Resurrection. As a young man, the author began collecting life-changing thoughts for his own personal use. It was not long until he was using the thoughts and poems within his own writings and sermons. Over a thirty-five year period, the collection of inspiring thoughts grew from only a few to number into the thousands. As the collection grew so did the author's ability to compose and write his own thoughts and poems. Many of these are included within this book. The book is a great resource for pastors, teachers, speechmakers, communicators and leaders. You will find the life-changing thoughts beneficial for your own edification and enjoyment. In addition, the book provides you with a wealth of inspiring and motivating thoughts to share with other people. The author hopes you are blessed by reading and sharing these thoughts, as he has been from compiling and writing them. "A man hath joy by the answer of his mouth: and a word spoken in due season, how good it is!" (KJV, Proverbs 15:23)
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2011-09-22 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
Download or read book Groan And Bear It written by and published by Gary Younglove. This book was released on 2010 with total page 360 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like word play and puns, you will love this book. Relying on a lifetime of collecting Shaggy Dog Stories, Spoonerisms, and other attacks on the English language, the author has produced a book that is becoming a reference for punsters. This book has over 310 of the best 'Groaners' ever told. Each one is contained on a single page and features an illustration and title relevant to the story. These set-up puns comprise a goldmine of tales that can be stretched in the act of telling, thus making the listener's 'Groan' more significant. Included is a foreword by Stan Kegel, International Punster of the Year and O. Henry Pun-Off Championships Judge. Also included are 6 pages of simple pun statements and many links to pun sites on the web.
Book Synopsis Please Don't Go Back where You Came from by : John O'Brien
Download or read book Please Don't Go Back where You Came from written by John O'Brien and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 1994 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Secrets of Power Persuasion for Salespeople by : Roger Dawson
Download or read book Secrets of Power Persuasion for Salespeople written by Roger Dawson and published by Red Wheel/Weiser. This book was released on 2008-05-15 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secrets of Power Persuasion for Salespeople, now available in paperback as well as hardcover, is a powerful, easy-to-read book that delivers scores of proven, effective methods and techniques you can use immediately to achieve the power and influence over buyers you desire. This book helps you master the art of persuasion, in turn helping your sales and profits grow.
Download or read book The Ride written by Keith Rounds and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2007-07-11 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of poems from the sometimes fertile mind and occasional vivid imagination of Keith Rounds spawned by experience in and yearning for the cowboy culture. They include lots of stuff about cowboys, what they did, who they are and how they fit. Some are written in the pre-automobile mode, others are about modern cowboys. There are also sections about Rounds friends and relatives, and about his work at the Wyoming State House of Representatives. These too are in the cowboy-poetry style, that is, with rhyme and meter; without which, it aint Cowboy Poetry.
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Book Synopsis Convention by : International Association of Industrial Accident Boards and Commissions
Download or read book Convention written by International Association of Industrial Accident Boards and Commissions and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Murder, She Wrote: Murder at the Powderhorn Ranch by : Jessica Fletcher
Download or read book Murder, She Wrote: Murder at the Powderhorn Ranch written by Jessica Fletcher and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1999-05-01 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While visiting an old friend's ranch in Colorado, bestselling mystery author Jessica Fletcher is caught in a fiendish plot of revenge when one of the guests is found stabbed to death. Soon after, the victim's wife is also discovered murdered in a gruesome fashion. With the police at a loss, and the rest of the ranch guests on edge, Jessica decides to do some research into the past of some of the less than cordial guests. What she discovers may help her crack the case...if it doesn't get her killed first!
Book Synopsis Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that’s flush with laughs. It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” ·Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more
Book Synopsis Man Walks into a Bar by : Stephen Arnott
Download or read book Man Walks into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-28 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes—arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? “Oh look! Donut seeds!” •The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders, and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime. Keep yourself—and friends and family—laughing with a new joke every day. This book is packed full of thousands of jokes, alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, providing one gigantic, over-the-top, laugh-out-loud collection.
Book Synopsis The Nitty-Gritty Baseline Quiddity Collection of Dave Wolske by : Dave Wolske
Download or read book The Nitty-Gritty Baseline Quiddity Collection of Dave Wolske written by Dave Wolske and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-15 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's Funniest Ever Bathroom Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title says it all. This is the funniest Bathroom Reader EVER. It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright (even though it is). Over the past 25 years, the Bathroom Readers’ Institute has published more than 40,000 pages of bathroom reading. In this book you will find the funniest 288 of them (with a few all-new funny pages squeezed in just because we couldn’t help ourselves). That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung-fu movie subtitles--such as. “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, or silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at… * Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillow case. * Witty wordplay: If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, his name would become Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. * Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” * Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. * Job Lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “Very Intoxicated Patient.” * Comedian quips: “I wonder if deaf people have a sign for ‘Talk to the hand.’” --Zach Galifianakis * Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” --Pat Summerall And much, much more!
