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Author : K. A. Williams
Publisher : K. A. Williams
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Limericks and Other Humorous Poems written by K. A. Williams and published by K. A. Williams. This book was released on with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains 45 poems - 26 'clean' limericks and 19 other humorous poems.
Author : Don Alderman
Publisher : Primedia E-launch LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 29 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (926 download)
Download or read book Limericks and other earthy verses written by Don Alderman and published by Primedia E-launch LLC. This book was released on 2023-11-22 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The flexibility and versatility of the English language have helped make it nearly a universal language. But there's another aspect to English's popularity: the way it can make life more fun. For centuries, people have used the language to entertain themselves and others through amusing and often naughty verses known as limericks. The best examples can be thought of as whimsical, micro-short stories expressing experiences to which nearly anyone can relate. "Limericks and other earthy verses" is a collection of limericks and other humorous verses I have written over the years. I invite you to read them, repeat them and have a rollicking good time!
Author : Glyn Rees
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780762433957
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (339 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Limericks written by Glyn Rees and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2008-10-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the best-ever collection of those catchy Irish rhymes – from squeaky-clean to the moderately filthy. With over 2,000 silly, political, modern, classic, and more to choose from, there is bound to be a limerick to get you giggling. This giant collection includes Irish classics called out in corner pubs for decades as well as many new verses specifically created to be read here. Creators include Spike Milligan, Mark Twain, Michael Palin, Lewis Carroll, Isaac Asimov, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling, W.H. Auden, and many, many more.
Author : Brian P. Cleary
Publisher : Millbrook Press ™
ISBN 13 : 1467777722
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)
Download or read book Something Sure Smells Around Here written by Brian P. Cleary and published by Millbrook Press ™. This book was released on 2015-01-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you combine a poem and a joke? A limerick! These five-line rhyming poems are funny, silly, and sly. Award-winning author Brian P. Cleary explains how limericks work—and shows how these little poems can trigger big laughs. Something Sure Smells Around Here is packed with hilarious poems to make you chuckle and chortle. And when you've finished reading, you can try your hand at writing your own limericks!
Author : Alexis O'Neill
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 133811347X
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (381 download)
Download or read book The Recess Queen written by Alexis O'Neill and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An irrepressible new girl dethrones the reigning recess bully by becoming her friend in this infectious playground romp. Mean Jean was Recess Queen and nobody said any different.Nobody swung until Mean Jean swung.Nobody kicked until Mean Jean kicked.Nobody bounced until Mean Jean bounced.If kids ever crossed her, she'd push 'em and smoosh 'emlollapaloosh 'em, hammer 'em, slammer 'emkitz and kajammer 'em.Until a new kid came to school!Parents and teachers will appreciate the story's deft handling of conflict resolution (which happens without adult intervention)."A lively story about the power of kindness and friendship" -- Publishers Weekly"A lighthearted look at a serious topic in schools and on playgrounds everywhere..." -- School Library Journal"Great for reading aloud and joining in." -- Booklist
Author : Curiosity Chronicles Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (231 download)
Download or read book Laughing Limericks written by Curiosity Chronicles Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2023-07-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a delightful collection of whimsical limericks designed to tickle the funny bones of elementary and middle schoolers. Packed with clever wordplay, playful rhymes, and hilarious scenarios, this book will have young readers bursting into fits of laughter. With each turn of the page, children will encounter a new batch of amusing limericks that showcase colorful characters, comical situations, and unexpected twists. From mischievous animals to imaginative adventures, these short and snappy poems will captivate young minds and ignite their imagination. Filled with vibrant illustrations that bring the limericks to life, "Laughing Limericks" provides a joyful reading experience that is perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even in the classroom. The book's engaging format and accessible language make it an ideal introduction to poetry, encouraging young readers to explore the fun and creativity that can be found in the world of verse. So join us on a journey of laughter and merriment as we dive into the wacky world of limericks. Let the rhythm and wit of these humorous poems bring a smile to your face and leave you wanting more. And just to give you a taste, here's a limerick from the book: There once was a sneaky old cat, Who loved to wear a fancy top hat. He'd tip it with glee, For all to see, And stroll around town like that! "Laughing Limericks: Silly and Funny Poems" is a must-have addition to any young reader's collection, providing endless laughter and entertainment for children of all ages.
Author : Paul B. Janeczko
Publisher : Instructor Books
ISBN 13 : 9780439073493
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (734 download)
Download or read book Writing Funny Bone Poems written by Paul B. Janeczko and published by Instructor Books. This book was released on 2001 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poet and teacher Paul Janeczko knows how to appeal to kids' sense of what's silly, while teaching them a thing or two about reading and writing poetry! Highly motivating sample poems and lessons show students how to write funny poems they will love to share with others. Great for reluctant writers. For use with Grades 3-6.
Author : Mary Jo McIntyre
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781583742327
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (423 download)
Download or read book Limericks and Other Animal Poems written by Mary Jo McIntyre and published by . This book was released on 2010-03 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jonathan Bryant Dean
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781418479336
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (793 download)
Download or read book What Is a Limerick written by Jonathan Bryant Dean and published by . This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Torch Carrier is a memoir of a young widower. Antonio who after losing his wife and high school sweetheart Cynthia to Breast Cancer, turns to his journal and nightly dreams about his wife to find solace in his newly transparent existence. When the B side to his new life as a widower (Single and Available) forces him to address this status it is Cynthia who helps guide him through his emotional awkwardness of starting over as he turns to pen and pad to secure a relationship with an old friend. It is this woman Nereida who possesses the qualities he prayed for, so Antonio tries to convince Nereida that they were meant to be. The problem? He's not ready for an intimate relationship, and Nereida has just become available. Antonio knows she won't be on the market whenever he does become ready, so he leaps forward hoping his instincts are right even if the rest of his life isn't. Through letters and poems he regains his identity as a person and man while juggling his pining emotions for his wife as he finds the balance in his heart and a new appreciation for love the second time around.
Author : Bo Burnham
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 145551912X
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)
Download or read book Egghead written by Bo Burnham and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ķ Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy Central specials four days after his 18th birthday, making him the youngest to do so in the channel's history. Now Bo is a rising star in the comedy world, revered for his utterly original and intelligent voice. And, he can SIIIIIIIIING! In Egghead, Bo brings his brand of brainy, emotional comedy to the page in the form of off-kilter poems, thoughts, and more. Teaming up with his longtime friend, artist, and illustrator Chance Bone, Bo takes on everything from death to farts in this weird book that will make you think, laugh and think, "why did I just laugh?"
Author : John Lithgow
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1797209515
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (972 download)
Download or read book A Confederacy of Dumptys written by John Lithgow and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next book in John Lithgow's New York Times bestselling series Following the success of New York Times bestsellers Dumpty and Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown, award-winning actor, author, and illustrator John Lithgow presents the third book in his runaway hit series. A Confederacy of Dumptys takes us through a history of twenty-five "American Scoundrels" in this all-new collection of Lithgow's satirical poems and illustrations. While the Trump Era was rife with corruption and abuse of power, it was nothing new. Through Lithgow's cutting humor, you will read about a rogues' gallery of villains that came before Donald J. Trump, powerful men and women who were corrupt, venal, criminal, adulterous, racist, or just plain disgusting. With dark and lyrical stories from across American history, you will learn about long-forgotten figures and bad actors of today, including the first Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, the perpetrator of 19th century women's pyramid schemes, and participants in both the Watergate scandal and the Capitol insurrection. Trump and Nixon show up, of course, but also Leona Helmsley, Boss Tweed, Typhoid Mary, Newt Gingrich, Ted Cruz, and many more. Skipping through time, and delivered with classic Lithgow wit and style, A Confederacy of Dumptys is an exuberant reminder of how not to repeat history. Digital audio edition read by the author. The perfect book for: • Political satire fans—viewers of The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. • American history buffs and trivia enthusiasts—readers of Jon's Stewart's America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction and Josh Clark's Stuff You Should Know: An Incomplete Compendium of Mostly Interesting Things. • Poetry, art, and illustration aficionados.
Author : Michael Croland
Publisher : Courier Dover Publications
ISBN 13 : 0486849619
Total Pages : 99 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (868 download)
Download or read book There Once Was a Limerick Anthology written by Michael Croland and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2022-08-17 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humor buffs and poetry lovers will laugh out loud with this captivating collection of more than 350 limericks featuring limerick legends plus renowned political figures, poets, and writers.
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781511524124
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (241 download)
Download or read book A Little Book of Limericks written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There was a young lady named Perkins, Who had a great fondness for gherkins; At afternoon tea She ate twenty-three Which pickled her internal workins! This book contains over 200 funny, non-rude limerick poems old and new, suitable for children as well as adults. Laugh at the antics of the woman from Chippenham, Wilts, who walked up to Scotland on stilts, the old lady of Rye, who was baked by mistake in a pie, the young man called McLeod, who played the trombone far too loud - and many many more.
Author : Steven Attewell
Publisher : Steven Attewell
ISBN 13 : 1475030452
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Once, I Laughed My Socks Off - Poems for Kids written by Steven Attewell and published by Steven Attewell. This book was released on 2012-04-11 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of fun and imaginative of poems for fun and imaginative kids (and those adults that still behave like kids). Learn why you should tidy up after yourself, why midnight snacking is not such a good idea, and what to do if you laugh so hard that your socks come off!This delightful book of children's poems contains a host of interesting stories and characters for your kids to enjoy. Each story more fun that the last.Amongst the stories you'll find Melvin the midnight-snacking, sneaking teddy bear who can't wait to get his hands on the rest of the jam. Two collared doves, Ebb and Flo, who narrowly escape a run-in with the cat and fall in love. My socks (which won't stop dancing around). And Desmond, your friendly, but slightly present-obsessed Christmas fairy.This book is suitable for 4 to 50 year-olds.
Author : Vanessa Ngam
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781521270530
Total Pages : 47 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Limericks Haiku and Other Short Poems written by Vanessa Ngam and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-11 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection is a blend of humor, rhyme and educative short poems.
Author : Stanton Vaughn
Publisher : Kessinger Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781104004804
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (48 download)
Download or read book 700 Limerick Lyrics written by Stanton Vaughn and published by Kessinger Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the original. Due to its age, it may contain imperfections such as marks, notations, marginalia and flawed pages. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions that are true to the original work.
Author : Kevin Lucas
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781947210073
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (1 download)
Download or read book Puns Upon a Rhyme written by Kevin Lucas and published by . This book was released on 2018-01-02 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Puns Upon a Rhyme: A Collection of Limericks to Tickle Your Fancy showcases Kevin Lucas's unique humor and take on the every day occurrences around us. Webster's Dictionary defines a limerick as: "a light or humorous verse form of five ... lines" Lucas has penned over 3,000 limericks to date and chose to share over two-hundred in this collection for your amusement. "On a clean-living lifestyle, I pride myself. By the teachings of Jesus, I guide myself. But my ne'er-do-well twin, Who's conjoined, lives in sin, And I'm greatly distressed--I'm beside myself!" -Kevin Lucas
