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Download or read book Laugh Anyway Mom written by Tracy DeGraaf and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh Anyway Mom is a hilarious book by veteran mother of five, Tracy DeGraaf. It is filled with laugh-out-loud stories that are sure to resonate with every mom! This book will make you laugh and cry as Tracy reminds you how to keep your sense of humor and to reconnect with the true joys of motherhood.
Book Synopsis She Has Her Mother's Laugh by : Carl Zimmer
Download or read book She Has Her Mother's Laugh written by Carl Zimmer and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 672 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2019 PEN/E.O. Wilson Literary Science Writing Award Finalist "Science book of the year"—The Guardian One of New York Times 100 Notable Books for 2018 One of Publishers Weekly's Top Ten Books of 2018 One of Kirkus's Best Books of 2018 One of Mental Floss's Best Books of 2018 One of Science Friday's Best Science Books of 2018 “Extraordinary”—New York Times Book Review "Magisterial"—The Atlantic "Engrossing"—Wired "Leading contender as the most outstanding nonfiction work of the year"—Minneapolis Star-Tribune Celebrated New York Times columnist and science writer Carl Zimmer presents a profoundly original perspective on what we pass along from generation to generation. Charles Darwin played a crucial part in turning heredity into a scientific question, and yet he failed spectacularly to answer it. The birth of genetics in the early 1900s seemed to do precisely that. Gradually, people translated their old notions about heredity into a language of genes. As the technology for studying genes became cheaper, millions of people ordered genetic tests to link themselves to missing parents, to distant ancestors, to ethnic identities... But, Zimmer writes, “Each of us carries an amalgam of fragments of DNA, stitched together from some of our many ancestors. Each piece has its own ancestry, traveling a different path back through human history. A particular fragment may sometimes be cause for worry, but most of our DNA influences who we are—our appearance, our height, our penchants—in inconceivably subtle ways.” Heredity isn’t just about genes that pass from parent to child. Heredity continues within our own bodies, as a single cell gives rise to trillions of cells that make up our bodies. We say we inherit genes from our ancestors—using a word that once referred to kingdoms and estates—but we inherit other things that matter as much or more to our lives, from microbes to technologies we use to make life more comfortable. We need a new definition of what heredity is and, through Carl Zimmer’s lucid exposition and storytelling, this resounding tour de force delivers it. Weaving historical and current scientific research, his own experience with his two daughters, and the kind of original reporting expected of one of the world’s best science journalists, Zimmer ultimately unpacks urgent bioethical quandaries arising from new biomedical technologies, but also long-standing presumptions about who we really are and what we can pass on to future generations.
Book Synopsis "Mom! I Farted in Church" by : Christie Cuthbert
Download or read book "Mom! I Farted in Church" written by Christie Cuthbert and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-23 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Motherhood is harder than ever today and can lead to anxiety, stress, and just plain not enjoying the experience. Self-proclaimed Type A control freak and journalist, Christie Cuthbert, shares laugh-out-loud stories of raising her squad of four little boys, including a set of triplets. From streaking through the neighborhood to trashing her car, the Cuthbert boys' comedy will have moms laughing and recognizing they are not alone in dealing with the chaos of raising tiny humans. While living in a three-ring circus of boy-ness, Cuthbert has learned to laugh through the craziness and find immense joy in being a mom. After years of suffering from feelings of judgement and embarrassment, Cuthbert had an "ah-ha" moment one day in church when one of her triplets loudly announced he farted. Instead of feeling typical embarrassment, she realized God was probably laughing right along with them, and what's truly important is not what others think. Those who read "Mom! I Farted in Church" will laugh, cry, and want to call their mom to say thanks.
Book Synopsis Mama, Coming and Going by : Judith Caseley
Download or read book Mama, Coming and Going written by Judith Caseley and published by Greenwillow Books. This book was released on 1994-03-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Big sister Jenna recalls the funny things that Mama forgot to do after baby Mickey was born.
Book Synopsis My Mom and Other Mysteries of the Universe by : Gina Willner-Pardo
Download or read book My Mom and Other Mysteries of the Universe written by Gina Willner-Pardo and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2004 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her parents go away for a month-long business trip, Arlie Metcalfe and her little brother, Michael, get to stay with their fun-loving aunt, Isabel. It seems as if it’s going to be a month-long vacation, particularly for Arlie, who’s looking forward to the time away from her demanding mother. But only a few days into the trip, Arlie’s parents are seriously injured in a car accident, and her mother falls into a coma. On the very same day, a new girl arrives in Arlie’s fifth-grade class. Casey has the same short brown hair, the same stubbornness, and the same bossiness as Arlie’s mother. Is it possible that she is actually Arlie’s mother as an eleven-year-old girl? Can Arlie somehow help her mother by befriending Casey? Or is this a gift from the universe for Arlie: a strange and wonderful way to know her mother before she was her mother?
Book Synopsis Mom Quotes Book by : Simone Novelette
Download or read book Mom Quotes Book written by Simone Novelette and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh out loud with these 50 funny sayings that you, if you are a mom may have said or that your mom or grandmother may be guilty of. From "Why? Because I said so!" to "I am not your maid!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" or "I hope someday You have children who are just like you!" to "Stop picking your nose!" and "Don't forget to wash your private parts!" Moms say the funniest things when they are upset or want to make a point to their kids and this book is chock full of those quotes.
Book Synopsis What It Means to Be a Mom by : Jewel Nunez
Download or read book What It Means to Be a Mom written by Jewel Nunez and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A lighthearted look at the daily challenges and triumphs of motherhood that will remind you exactly how much you love your kids—perfect for moms (or moms-to-be!). Welcome to motherhood! You’re sleep-deprived, your foot hurts from stepping on a toy you definitely told your kids to put away, and you have more laundry to get done than you ever thought possible. Moms everywhere know the struggle. This inspirational and motivational book takes a look at the daily challenges moms face and adds a laugh-out-loud and relatable spin for every parent. From the amusing to the heartwarming to the inspirational, this must-have book filled with humor and heart will remind you exactly why you love your children every day.
Download or read book Momnesia written by Shannon Payette Seip and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lack of sleep, hormone overload, and a tiny human being that requires constant attention--it all conspires to extinguish a new mom's brain. What rises in its place is a brain that's fuzzy, and focused only on the basics: food, poop, and sleep. That, my friend, is a case of momnesia. This hilarious how-to guide, full of coping tips, brain boosters, diagrams, and anecdotes, can help moms reclaim their brains. More important, Momnesia also maintains a mom's sense of humor as she leaves her car keys in the freezer, forgets her husband's name, or accidentally runs over the diaper bag (again). Momnesia is a sweet and funny gift that's perfect for celebrating baby showers and congratulating new moms. * Momnesia is packed with small bits of baby-themed humor, tips, quizzes, cartoons, lists, and more that empathize with the ups and downs of motherhood. * It's a great companion book to the authors' work about breastfeeding, cleverly titled If These Boobs Could Talk. * It's a fact: momnesia happens. In early 2008, CNN reported a study that found 82 percent of women claimed some type of absentmindedness during pregnancy and shortly after giving birth, including memory loss and an inability to concentrate.
Download or read book #IMomSoHard written by Kristin Hensley and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Has it been months since you’ve read a book with actual adult words that had nothing to do with farm animals or superheroes or going potty? Well then, it’s time to take a break. Pour yourself some wine. Put on your comfy pants. All good? Ok, welcome to the party. Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley, the creators of #IMOMSOHARD, know that you probably didn’t get to shower today and that the last thing you need is more advice on how to be a better parent. Instead, they invite you to join their laugh-out-loud, best friend banter on the eighty bajillion ways moms give their all every day—including: I KEEP IT TOGETHER SO HARD I BODY AFTER BABY SO HARD I HIT THE TOWN (AND AM IN BED BY 9:30 P.M.) SO HARD I BUST MY ASS SO HARD I KEEP FOOLS ALIVE SO HARD Come for the laughs, stay for the kinship with two friends who are just getting it right, getting it wrong, and leaning on each other for a laugh at the end of the day. They don’t care if your house is a mess and they won’t judge you if you pee a little when you sneeze.So kick back, relax, and enjoy. You deserve it.
Book Synopsis The Best Mom in the World by : Howard Books
Download or read book The Best Mom in the World written by Howard Books and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As eloquent as a bouquet of flowers, this inspiring little book--filled with poems, encouragement, Scripture, and more--is a lasting tribute that will speak volumes.
Book Synopsis It's Laugh O'Clock: Mom Jokes Edition by : Riddleland
Download or read book It's Laugh O'Clock: Mom Jokes Edition written by Riddleland and published by . This book was released on 2022-04-07 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift for Moms this Mother's DayI love my Mother; I hope you love yours too. I respect my Mom, but she does and says some funny things.It's Laugh O'Clock Joke book: Mom Jokes Edition is different from other jokes and riddle books that we have written. It is not meant to be read alone, but instead it is a game to be played with siblings, friends, family or between two people that would like to prove who is a better comedian.This book is perfect as a gift for you to give and read to your Mom. Times of laughter are times people will remember, and you will likely make many fond memories with this book. The humor is clean; you don't have to worry about embarrassing yourself or your Mom.This is a collection of humor about Mothers. It contains:?Question-and-answer jokes, puns, silly scenarios, and even knock-knock jokes.?Jokes about mothers and motherhood?Appropriate for children ages 6+, teens and family?Perfect activity book for families who like humor and jokes?Great for getting fun conversation started at the dinner table!?Ideal for family fun!?Teach your kids to develop sense of humor!?100% family appropriate content!Many of us take our Mother for granted. This book will hopefully remind you of what a great - and funny - person she is. If you see your Mom today, take time to say how special she is - and perhaps share your favorite joke with her. You'd be surprised how simply things like a hug and a joke can make a Mom glad she's a Mom.
Book Synopsis Help! Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle by : Cheryl Moeller
Download or read book Help! Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle written by Cheryl Moeller and published by . This book was released on 2012-10-31 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last a book that answers the proverbial question, "Where is my other sock?" Cheryl Moeller, emerges from her laundry room at last to tell her story - such as the time Metamucil tablets left in a pants pocket became the size of basketballs after 30 minutes in the washing machine. Her over-the-laundry pile humor will help you laugh your way through motherhood -- 31 days in a row. She'll also give you Ten Ways to know it's going to be a Long Labor and Delivery, Ten Things you Can Learn from your Cat, and Ten Reasons Why a Mom should be President. So when your laundry gets taller than you are, turn over a basket, sit down and read a page of, "Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle." Warning: You may emerge from the laundry room with permanent press wrinkles -- from laughing. Good Clean Humor. "I loved every moment of this too short gem. Finally, someone beside Erma Bombeck with a sense of humor about motherhood! Loved it and can't wait to read more by the author!" - Vannah"Cheryl's words always bring a smile. Her perspective on family life helps me take myself less seriously and reminds me to look for the lighter side of life." - Kay"This makes an excellent, fun gift for moms of any age. It something we can all relate to because we've experienced it....or relieved we didn't! ;)" - Lisa"This book is soooo funny, and so true! I find myself laughing with embarrassment as I read: I think Cheryl was spying on our house when my children were small. That or maybe we weren't so crazy after all! Great book!" - Sue"Cracked! Warped. Flat out funny. Did I mention gifted, creative and multi-talented? Besides that, she offers words of wisdom & life-living lessons for other loonies & those rare normal people (far fewer than we imagine). Enjoy." - Kerry"Cheryl has an amazing gift for bringing perspective to everyday events. This is one of the most funny and therapeutic books ever!" - CarrieSample from Day OneDay OneTen Reasons Why Not All Your New Year's Resolutions May StickMom often makes well-meaning and noble resolutions at the beginning of her New Year - but if we check in just one week later....well, we find reality has set in and Mom has adjusted her goals slightly...1. January 1: "My children and I will learn Modern Hebrew this year." One Week Later: "My children and I will eat one dozen bagels with lox."2. January 1: "I will get the kids the pet they've always wanted." One Week Later: "I will buy a collar and a leash for my Chia Pet(c)."3. January 1: "I will make homemade yogurt from only organic ingredients." One Week Later: "I will allow my children only two Gogurts(c) in their mouth at a time."4. January 1: "I will take my children to a museum once a month." One Week Later: "I will show my kids where I ate super chili dogs in high school."5. January 1: "I will feature a Van Gogh painting each month on our coffee table." One Week Later: "I will make my van go for a coffee to Starbucks(c) each day."6. January 1: "I will make a time for reading each day." One Week Later: "I will read the back of grocery store receipts to see if I have earned enough points to get the free featured cookware."7. January 1: "I will slow down this year and get the rest I need." One Week Later: "I will slow down so I don't get arrested again this year."8. January 1: "I will use only one email address." One Week Later: "I will go from eight to seven email addresses."9. January 1: "I will not only wash, but also dry, all our dirty dishes immediately after each meal." One Week Later: "I will train my cat to dry dishes; the dog already washes them."10. January 1: "We will never eat food in the car this year." One Week Later: "We will quit using our gas grill in the back seat." Other topics include: Ten Perplexing Questions Mom Has about Laundry, Ten Ways to Know You Are a Real Mom, and Ten Things a Mom Can Learn from Her Dog. www.momlaughs.blogspot.com
Book Synopsis Funny Mom Gifts by : Funny Mom Gifts
Download or read book Funny Mom Gifts written by Funny Mom Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-23 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Mother Gift: Funny Mom Books and Funny Mom Gifts presents a book for moms and grandmothers that is chock full of 50 of the funniest things mothers say to their kids all the time, from: "Why? Because I said so!", "Stop picking your nose!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" You are sure to find something in this book that your mom or grandmother can relate to and laugh about. It's the perfect gift for mothers, grandmothers or even yourself for Christmas, birthdays or any time of the year when a good laugh is needed!
Download or read book You're Mom written by Liz Climo and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From international bestselling author Liz Climo comes You're Mom, a hilarious and relatable collection of original comics about motherhood Moms: they are there for us through the good, the bad, the scary, the sticky, and everything in between. They also read us a lot of picture books along the way, and now there’s a picture book just for them. Liz Climo brings her trademark wit and adorable drawings to You're Mom: a funny, honest, and sweet homage to motherhood. Detailing the ups and downs of mothering, along with the many paths to becoming a mom and the different types of motherhood, Climo pairs humorous observations with clever illustrations of baby animals and their mothers. With more than 100 beautiful drawings, You're Mom is a book for the new mom, the seasoned mom, anyone in a mom-like role, or anyone who has ever loved a mom. It’s a thank you to those taking on the challenging role of parenting - and it's also short and sweet, which means you can read it and then hopefully get some sleep!
Book Synopsis Buddy's Got Three Moms by : Peter Bagge
Download or read book Buddy's Got Three Moms written by Peter Bagge and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most successful underground cartoonist of the post Crumb generation - here we follow the adventures of our anti-heroe Buddy Bradley, now settled in New Jersey and living with his girlfriend in his parent's basement. Bagge's lower-to-middle class suburban setting and strong characterisations make for a hilarious soap opera/satirical mix and he's been creating such slackeresque stories since before the word was even coined.
Book Synopsis Laugh Anyway by : Jennifer Brock-Geiger
Download or read book Laugh Anyway written by Jennifer Brock-Geiger and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2015-03-31 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Growing up in regular, boring suburbia, Jennifer has lived quite a lot more then a mundane life. From her hilarious recaps of high school mayhem, to her side-splitting details of hillbilly encounters when she moved to the country, this book will keep you laughing from cover to cover. Her motto in life is to find humor and joy in all situations you may find yourself in, and she certainly captured that in this book. Each little story, life lesson, and daily happenings has been recorded as Jen lived through each moment. As a reader, you not only get to laugh along with the ridiculous antics, but you get to peek at the innermost heart of Jen. She has a way of tugging at your heart strings, while exposing the deepest human emotions we experience on a daily basis, yet whipping you back to reality with a witty remark that brilliantly pulls the whole situation together. Jen has been almost every type of mother: teenage, young, divorced, single, suffering, hard-working, remarried, disciplinarian, and most of all loving. Her two boys have brought her joy, pride and a wealth of hysterical tales that capture childhood innocence from a mother's perspective. From a son using profound vocabulary at a young age, to the other leaving and coming home early and deflated from Marine Corp boot camp, there isn't a dull moment for her as she raises her two young men. Jen has a doting husband who brings his own special sayings and squabbles to the table, including his military history and his loving spirit that helps to get her through her days. She deals with numerous family members, from ex's to in-laws to out-laws and everyone in-between. As her family picks up and moves to the country-side of Ohio, the outlandish folks she encountered were amusing beyond compare. The entire chapter of "Hillbillyisms" will have you rolling on the floor. Throughout this entire collection of Jen's quick-witted, unexpected, comical life stories, you will be completely enthralled, loving the fact that she says everything we all wish we could say- and even the things we really shouldn't. This is a delightful read, sure to capture your heart and your funny bone.
Download or read book Hey Mom written by Louie Anderson and published by Atria Books. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With wry wit and touching humor, Louie Anderson, New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award–winning comedian currently starring in Zach Galifianakis’s Baskets, shares his journey of turning life’s challenges into joy, as well as plenty of wisdom he’s still discovering from his late mother. “I started out writing these letters to my mom, but a few friends said I should write a book. I said ‘okay’ because next to ‘we’ll see,’ ‘okay’ is as non-committal as you can get. But somehow, I stuck with it. I hope you like it. I hope that after you read it, you’ll write or call your own mom—and dad, sister, brother, cousin, nephew. Or have lunch with them. Or breakfast. It doesn’t have to be lunch. But do it now. Don’t wait like I did.” —Louie Louie Anderson has channeled his beloved mom, Ora Zella Anderson, in his stand-up routine for decades, but she died before seeing him reach his greatest heights, culminating in his breakout TV role as Christine Baskets, the mesmerizing character she inspired. Hey Mom is Louie’s way of catching her up on the triumphs, disappointments, and continuing challenges in life. Full of heartache, but also great hope, and of course—given Louie’s inimitable comedic voice—laugh-out-loud stories and his trademark observations on life’s many absurdities, Hey Mom shows a poignant side of Louie you may not know, and proves that he is one of the most nuanced and wide-ranging comics working today.
