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Book Synopsis Knock Knock, Woof Woof! by : Brenda Ponnay
Download or read book Knock Knock, Woof Woof! written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dog People deserve Dog Jokes! Get your dog-loving little one laughing with this collection of illustrated dog jokes! Knock Knock, Woof Woof is filled with funny jokes for kids celebrating dogs and all of their pup-tastic perfection. Each page features one illustrated joke. Here's a silly sample: What dog keeps the best time? A watch-dog! Knock Knock, Woof Woof is part of the Illustrated Jokes series. Other titles include: Fart-tastic Too School for Cool Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In! Knock Knock, Blub Blub! Wait, What? Knock Knock, Olive You Yo Ho, Ha Ha Knock Knock, Jingle Jingle Knock Knock, Meow Meow Knock, Knock, Play Ball! and more!
Download or read book The Trespasser written by R.W. Clinger and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-05 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grady Nelson won’t admit to anyone that he’s doing more than just taking his greyhound for daily walks in Fairmount. But truth is, Grady has a little crush on best-selling fiction author Putnam Strand, who just happens to live a few streets away from him. He has a relentless obsession for the author and will do just about anything to get close to the man. Hell, he might even trespass into the author’s home when Putnam isn’t home; and when he does, he almost gets caught. As springtime thickens along Lake Erie, so do Grady’s affections for Putnam, as well as his trespassing into the man’s life. Things heat up in their neighborly relationship, though, when Putnam has to leave town for a few days and asks Grady to house sit. Grady jumps at the opportunity. During Grady’s short stay at Putnam’s house, interesting details of the writer’s life begin to unravel. Not only is a jungle room discovered on the third floor and Grady finds a vast collection of rare books, he also uncovers an astounding secret about the author, something that will change Putnam’s romantic life forever, and Grady’s, as well.
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Dogs by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Dogs written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!
Book Synopsis Almost-Broken Men Box Set by : R.W. Clinger
Download or read book Almost-Broken Men Box Set written by R.W. Clinger and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2023-09-30 with total page 421 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love always has its ups and downs. This box set by R.W. Clinger explores the almost-brokenness men face until they find true love. Within these three tales, men mix with present and past boyfriends, learn when to leave friend zones, and discover when secrets become helpful or dangerous. Contains the stories: 20 Days of Tuck: During twenty days of a particularly hot August on the shores of Lake Erie, Micah and Tuck fall head over heels in love. A year later, life has unexpectedly changed for Micah. He meets and falls hard for Carl, a witty, romantic guy along the lake. What will Micah do when various ties between his twenty days with Tuck and his current days with Carl begin to unravel? We Are Going to be Together: Wayne Joslin’s in love with Darsey Haas, who’s dating Cliff McGregory, so he hatches a plan to distract Cliff with Darsey’s doppelganger, a certain rugby player named Tomas Iron. Will the plan work? Will Cliff fall for the gig, and in love with Iron? Are Joslin and Darsey going to end up together? The Trespasser: Grady Nelson has a crush on neighbor Putnam Strand and trespasses into Putnam’s home when he isn’t home, and almost gets caught. Things heat up in their neighborly relationship when Putnam leaves town for a few days and asks Grady to house sit. While there, he uncovers a secret about Putnam that will change their romantic lives forever.
Download or read book Boo written by Rene Gutteridge and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2009-01-20 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Talk about working out your faith with fear and trembling–a scheme is plotted to put the fright back into Skary–and get their most famous resident out of love and back into the thrill business. The biggest thing to happen to Skary, Indiana, is renowned horror novelist Wolfe Boone–or, “Boo,” as the locals fondly call him. For the past sixteen years, the reclusive writer has been the town’s greatest attraction, having unintentionally turned the once-struggling Skary into a thriving tourist-trap for the dark side: from the Haunted Mansion restaurant, famous for its “bloody fingers” (fries splattered with ketchup) to Spooky’s Bookstore (where employees dress like the walking dead). But when a newly reformed Boone suddenly quits the genre and starts to pursue Skary’s favorite girl-next-door, Ainsley Parker, the little town made famous by his writings becomes truly horrified. The residents know that the only solution is for Boo to fall out of love and get back to scaring. Filled with humor, small town charm, and a gentle message of enduring faith, Boo shows how even the most colorful group of busybodies and hypocrites can become a community changed forever by God.
Download or read book Loserpalooza written by Darby Conley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the Media calls Darby Conley "the most successful cartoonist of the new generation." --National Public Radio * More than one million Get Fuzzy books have been sold-and the three most recent books have been New York Times best-sellers. Loserpalooza is the third treasury, collecting strips from New York Times best-sellers Say Cheesy and Scrum Bums. Loserpalooza is Darby Conley's latest look at the interspecies antics of his wildly popular characters Bucky, Satchel, and Rob. At the center of this not-so-warm-and-fuzzy arrangement is Rob Wilco, a single, mild-mannered ad exec. Bucky is Rob's temperamental, buck-toothed Siamese cat with a penchant for mischief, a hatred of ferrets, and a love of rubber bands. Satchel is a sweet but naive shar-pei-yellow-Lab mix who haplessly ends up on the receiving end of Bucky's wayward schemes. An entertaining critique on popular culture and a bona fide hit, Get Fuzzy was named Best Comic Strip of the year in 2002 by the National Cartoonists Society and now appears in more than 400 newspapers worldwide.
Book Synopsis The Devil's Panties Volume 3 by : Jennie Breeden
Download or read book The Devil's Panties Volume 3 written by Jennie Breeden and published by The Devil's Panties. This book was released on with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is a daily comic strip which doubles as the not-so-secret, mostly-true diary of the author, Jennie Breeden, who aspires to one day be a successful comic artist. Fate provides Jen with lots of fodder in this third volume. Follow along with the author's misadventures as she nearly dies of hypothermia,wrecks her car, and gets prodded by doctors. It's not all doom and gloom though, she somehow manages to go prancing around England on an epic vacation.. er, holiday. During all this, Jennie somehow manages to get in touch with her repressed feminine side with help from her Inner Princess. Who knows how she got loose... Just keep the sugar and glitter away from her.
Book Synopsis Destiny in the Fog by : Delpha Romeiser
Download or read book Destiny in the Fog written by Delpha Romeiser and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the summer of 1960 an extremely dense fog blanketed the Ozark foothills. Pandemonium ensued. The local law enforcement was stretched thin and all the hospitals were filled with patients who ran afoul in the havoc. Edward Kime had no idea that his whole world was about to turn upside down. Driving in his yellow Thunderbird, he gets lost in the gray nothingness on his way to his friend's cabin at Lake Heed, and loses more than just his way. Lloyd Parker also has a problem. He is on the run from the police. In his flight from justice he encounters many new people who know nothing of his past. While battling his own demons, Lloyd's world suddenly collides with Edward's and both their destinies are changed forever. Only divine intervention and the power of love can rescue these two lost souls.
Book Synopsis Ice Made and Other Stories by : Terence Park
Download or read book Ice Made and Other Stories written by Terence Park and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-07-26 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's the writer's job to find the facts and build them into his story." Is this drudgery or are you inspired? In Little Jimmy, Asbestalux and Pax Imperii an enormous reservoir built in the Rossendale Valley is backdrop to the hazards of asbestos and a still supreme British Empire. Message for Oeipa and Winter in Alexandria are set against the slaughter of three Roman legions in 9 AD. What would our pets say about us if they could talk? Carrie gives a cat's view and Dodger a dog's. If an alien came to this planet, what would she see? In Night of Life, first contact with aliens comes with strings. Cuckoo looks at cross species hook-ups. In Joe and the Xenophids, first contact has gone badly wrong and the extinction of the human race is on the cards. Brant is a knight-errant who gets drawn into the intrigues, as the royal blood line of a kingdom comes under threat. Not all fantasy is happy ever after as our heroine discovers in City.
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This outrageous book contains hundreds of hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, along with hundreds of clever illustrations.
Download or read book The Way of Music written by Robin Maconie and published by Scarecrow Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 450 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here at last is a listener's guide to the hidden meanings of western classical music, expressed in accessible, jargon-free language and drawing on universal listening experiences and skills. The Way of Music is six booklets in one volume; it is a study guide in attention training, listening skills, and music appreciation for students, teachers, and the general reader. Each book is complete in itself, to be read and used as part of a multilayered database of musical meaning. Alternating aphorism and explanation, Books 1 and 2 inquire into hearing and communication processes using the example of a barking dog, while Books 3 and 4 extend the range of inquiry into the acoustics and performance of ethnic and classical music. Book 5 offers a substantial survey of over 100 examples of recorded music, providing a history of western music and culture, and incorporating discussion and assignment topics. The final book presents the range of class, gender, and cultural perspectives found in 101 adult student responses to the slow movement of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 4. Drawing on Robin Maconie's earlier work, The Second Sense: Language Music and Hearing (2002), The Way of Music presents many of the same insights in highly encapsulated form for readers in the text message age, taking the discussion of classical music out of music departments and returning it to a broader public and educational arena. Student Observations: "You learn logic, reason, and a sort of sensitivity to the passage of time from listening to classical music." "Music, when one is trained to listen, helps to improve your senses. Your sense of hearing is heightened; you become more alert, because you are concentrating on many different instruments and sounds simultaneously." "Music reaches beyond the improvement of academic performance to a realm of improvement of the human condition."
Download or read book The Quadrangle written by Thomas E. Hall and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2003-09-15 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Bill Imes arrives at the park one evening to walk his dog, he sees a man and womanwho arrived in separate carsembracing in the parking lot. Bill realizes that hes seen the man before; theyd had a run-in several months back. A few days later, Bill is shocked when he reads in the newspaper that the man has been murdered; he is doubly horrified when a clue leads the police straight to his own apartment door. Slowly but surely, Bill finds himself unwittingly dragged into a twisted tale of love, adultery, and revenge.
Download or read book Love Data written by Simon Drake and published by Simon Drake. This book was released on 2005-09-07 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Love Data is an engaging tragicomedy set in the near future and explores the clash of love, cloning and indulgence.Bill is an inventor with futuristic vices and ambitious experiments on his mind: To use technology to trial his version of creative artificial intelligence, and bring back a dead lover, Jessy. He needs a breakthrough and he needs help. But the only aid he can find is from Casper, a wholesaler of clone androids to the sex-industry. Casper wishes to help Bill and create history by donating two androids: Betty and Jane.But Betty and Jane prove more cunning by taking on a life of their own. Does any experiment go to plan?
Book Synopsis COMING HOME TO WED by : Renee Roszel
Download or read book COMING HOME TO WED written by Renee Roszel and published by Harlequin / SB Creative. This book was released on 2019-03-06 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mimi has spent her entire life adventuring around the world. One night, while practicing for a rafting race, her vessel collides with Marc’s cruiser. Marc, a doctor, offers to treat Mimi’s wounds and to forgive the repair cost for his boat…provided she become his assistant for three weeks. After spending so much time together, Mimi and Marc start to develop feelings for each other. But Mimi knows she could never be tied to one place, that she absolutely can’t fall for Marc. Yet, despite knowing that they could never make it work, their feelings grow stronger by the day.
Book Synopsis Mizuno and Chayama by : Yuhta Nishio
Download or read book Mizuno and Chayama written by Yuhta Nishio and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mizuno, the daughter of a mayoral candidate, is desperate to escape the suffocating pressure and scrutiny of smalltown life. Chayama, the heiress of the tea company Chayama-en, is adamantly walking down the path laid out for her, despite being forced to atone for her family’s apparent misdeeds. Yet in the bubble of the school’s third floor guidance counseling room-away from rumors, watchful eyes, and their feuding families-they’re simply Mizuno and Chayama, two teenagers who find comfort and hope in each other. But when the outside world tries to tear them apart, the two must find a way to protect their relationship and, more importantly, themselves...
Book Synopsis Milly the Bitch by : Jennifer Desiree Wayman
Download or read book Milly the Bitch written by Jennifer Desiree Wayman and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wanted to own a bulldog? Forget it, for she will end up owning you! This black comedy farce involves a hardhearted bachelor London cabby still struggling to emerge from his midlife crisis. Alfie Horsefly meets Mildred Marshée as she climbs into his cab, discreetly concealing her pet bulldog Milly from his view until it's too late. Alfie soon discovers the stowaway after Mildred has departed. So begins a new life of suffering for Alfie as he discovers that the bitch is the cause of his nightmares. This phantasmagorical farce presents a hilarious madcap search for the missing owner of a jinxed bulldog. The comedy is enhanced by the psychedelic characters-the harassed nightmare-prone East-End cabbie and the loony old French mademoiselle sculptress whose only means of ensnaring a man is by a canine curse!
Download or read book Wise Before Five written by and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2020-08-20 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is the perfect gift for nursery graduations, birthday presents or celebrating your child starting school. By the time a child reaches the age of five, they have changed more in those early years than they will at any other point in their life and this amazing feat is celebrated in Wise Before Five. This illustrated guide is packed with everything a five-year-old should already know and introduces more complex ideas to support further learning. The book covers basic early years concepts, such as the alphabet, shapes and numbers, as well as topics such as feelings, daily routine, mindfulness and road safety. With gorgeous and vibrant illustrations by the talented Ekaterina Trukhan, Wise Before Five will build confidence and give children the power to realise that they are pretty remarkable!
