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The Ass Kisser Notebook

Author : Carter Taft
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781691676019
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (76 download)

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Download or read book The Ass Kisser Notebook written by Carter Taft and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kissing ass is one of the most important things job seekers and employees need to learn. Fortunately for the majority of our population, you do not need a degree from an Ivy to learn this skill.Nearly every one of us has the capacity to be a kiss ass. People like to feel good about themselves! If you put someone else before yourself for just a little bit of time, that person will take care of you. In life, it doesn't matter if you want to be a teacher in France or an intern on Wall Street, it's not about what you know, it's who you know, so pucker up.If you're sick of hearing this saying, then it's time to get over it and face the music. It's the truth. Thankfully, I have learned to take the "who you know" aspect to the next level. Although you are probably well over school by now, please allow me to teach you a little lesson.There will always be someone above you who will be the reason that you do or do not get the job/promotion/boyfriend etc. Whether it's your boyfriend's mother or a networking opportunity, put on your game face and kiss ass like you've never kissed one before.Here's a trick to getting on someone's good side: always ask about his or her family. Do your research and know what's going on. Don't act like you haven't already Facebook stalked their entire family tree.Keep it simple with something like, "Hey Mark, how's Becky doing? I see she's working really hard on her music." Cue the fireworks because you are in. There is nothing someone cares more about than his or her flesh and blood.If you let them know that you have taken the time to not only ask about them, but to check up on their family...can you say brownie points?Stay up to date on what is going on in your target's life. If he or she has been working hard at the gym, let them know that you see results (regardless of what he or she actually looks like).Kissing ass is basically the same thing as being someone's b*tch. Offer to get your boss a coffee on your way out the door or go out of your way to pick up their favorite pastry from the shop down the street.This will let him or her know that while you have taken the time to invest in his/her interests that you are also just a friendly and nice person who enjoys doing nice things for people. Whether you are this person or not, fake it till you freaking make it.This is where this notebook becomes essential. To know the correct ass kissing topics, you must record everything about your boss while the information is fresh. You never know when a comment the boss makes may become a valuable asset in your ass kissing mission. The boss may mention in passing on day that he is a huge Yankees fan. How fast will your stock rise when you happen to mention that you have two tickets to the game that you aren't using. You never would have been in position to pull off that nuclear ass kiss if you hadn't jotted down "Big Yankees fan" in the notebook.Good luck and happy ass kissing.

Kissing Ass

Author : Clyde D'Souza
Publisher : Random House India
ISBN 13 : 818400172X
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Kissing Ass written by Clyde D'Souza and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2012-05-17 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people can kiss ass naturally, some can’t do it to save their lives, and many just don’t know how! Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics is a no-bullshit, jargon-free, non-sloppy guide that breaks down typical workplace situations and offers you not textbook advice but real sucking-up solutions to them. From nervous first days to elated farewell mails, Kissing Ass gives you tips and tricks on how to act, react, or play dumb as per the scenario. Learn different types of ego massage techniques, what to say to the CEO in the loo, how to reply to work emails over weekends, and, yes, even how to deal with sex at work! So polish your corporate lips, pucker up, and get ready to kiss your way to success.

The Ass Kisser's Manual

Author : Ademar Gomes
Publisher : Beckham Publications Group, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0931761964
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (317 download)

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Download or read book The Ass Kisser's Manual written by Ademar Gomes and published by Beckham Publications Group, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-12 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This remarkable manual will help anyone to enter the important brotherhood of employee ass kissing. After all, everything is worth doing when the reward is worth having. Here, at your fingertips, are the 'recipes', that should be studied and restudied.

Kissing Ass

Author :
Publisher : LSNet.in
ISBN 13 : 9788184002270
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book Kissing Ass written by and published by LSNet.in. This book was released on 2012 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Kiss My Black Ass!

Author : Anthony X
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1524649422
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book Kiss My Black Ass! written by Anthony X and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is his journeya Black Kiss-story thats full of funny, entertaining, and in some cases, heartbreaking stories of his years as a die-hard Kiss fan committed to the hottest band in the land. Its the voice for everyone who was there and remembers what it was like being a hardcore Kiss fan back in the day, with all the mystery, excitement, anticipation, and mania, but also the rejection, taunting, and funny looks. So get ready to go back to a time before you had a full-time job, responsibilities, commitments, the stress of daily life, and when Kiss was the most important thing in your life. Get ready to relive your magical Kiss years all over again.

Kissing My Ass Goodbye

Author : Tom McCaffrey
Publisher : Claire Trilogy
ISBN 13 : 9781684339068
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (39 download)

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Download or read book Kissing My Ass Goodbye written by Tom McCaffrey and published by Claire Trilogy. This book was released on 2022-03-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This final installment of The Claire Trilogy picks up where An Alien Appeal leaves off, expands the roster of mystical characters and introduces the next generation of Terran-Centauri hybrids. When the interstellar childrens' powers are inadvertently exposed to the Internet, Machiavellian twin tech tyrants attempt to kidnap them for their own nefarious purposes. During the ultimate showdown between Claire and her family of misfits, one of the most powerful corporations on earth and the United States military, love is tested and lives are forfeited. Where will the survivors go from here? Be ready to say goodbye.

Consider Your Ass Kissed

Author : Ruta Lee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781735383446
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (834 download)

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Download or read book Consider Your Ass Kissed written by Ruta Lee and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-23 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A biography of singer, dancer and actress Ruta Lee

The Wise Ass

Author : Tom McCaffrey
Publisher : Black Rose Writing
ISBN 13 : 168433635X
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (843 download)

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Download or read book The Wise Ass written by Tom McCaffrey and published by Black Rose Writing. This book was released on 2021-02-18 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Wise Guys meet the Wise Ass and friends, all hell breaks loose. After his brothers are murdered, a New York mob lawyer testifies against his associates and is forced to enter WITSEC (the Witness Protection Program). He and his wife are relocated to a rural area outside a small town in Colorado where he is compelled to adapt to his new life under the constant threat of mafia reprisal. Reflexively resisting his immersion into all things country, this life long city boy meets and adopts a loquacious mule and befriends his closest neighbors, who have even greater secrets to conceal. A renegade US Marshall, a lesbian couple that includes a powerful psychic-medium-witch and an ex-army ranger complete his new circle of friends. When the mob associates are released due to the lawyer's intentionally prejudicial testimony at trial, they come gunning for him before the retrial can occur. "Witty, gritty, and full of heart." –Dr. Nick Atlas, author of The Light Travelers

Kissing My Ass

Author : kissing my ass
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (126 download)

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Download or read book Kissing My Ass written by kissing my ass and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-06 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 120 white lined journal pagesSoft matte cover with a donkey's rear end and Kiss My Ass messageWith 6" x 9" pages this journal notebook is just the right size to keep with you always.Great book for note taking, diary entry, activities, journal writing, to do lists, schedules, planing, traveling, memories, gratitude list, recipes and stories

Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow.

Author : Tony Reeves
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781678401726
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Always Remember that the Toes You Step on Today Could be Attached to the Ass You Have to Kiss Tomorrow. written by Tony Reeves and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-20 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Quotes For Annoying Boss Or Colleague In Your Office. If you would like to see a sample of the notebook, click on the "Look Inside" feature. Specifications: Cover Finish: Matte Dimensions: 12.48 x 9.25 Inch" Interior: Trim Size 6 x 9 No Bleed, White Lined Paper Pages: 100

Ghanta College

Author : Clyde D'Souza
Publisher : Random House India
ISBN 13 : 8184004818
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (84 download)

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Download or read book Ghanta College written by Clyde D'Souza and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2013-09-23 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From copying to bunking lectures, making friends to making girlfriends, college life is filled with questions that don’t have textbook answers. Until now! For the first time in India comes a non-pakao book that gives students straight answers to nervous questions. From the author of Kissing Ass: The Art of Office Politics comes Ghanta College: The Art of Topping College Life—the ultimate college guide as you go from nervous fresher to confident graduate! With true college stories from celebrities and gyan in the form of Professor’s Tips, Topper’s Secrets, and Nerd’s Warnings, if there’s any book you even pretend to read during college, make it Ghanta College.

White Elephant Gift

Author : White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781082057656
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book White Elephant Gift written by White Elephant Secret Santa Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: White Elephant Gift: Blank Lined, Great White Elephant, Secret Santa, Funny Gag Gift, Journal Notebook This funny blank lined notebook is a perfect gift for that special coworker white elephant Christmas party at work, gag gift for any occasion, Secret Santa gift at the office, birthday, Christmas. Perfect for writing ideas, get creative with lists, to write thoughts about life in general. Can also be used as a diary or taking notes at school. Also great for teacher appreciation gifts. Every page is filled with composition style pages. Size is 6x9 inches, soft matte finish cover, white paper 100 pages, quality paper, paperback.

Kissing in America

Author : Margo Rabb
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062322397
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book Kissing in America written by Margo Rabb and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A must-read for fans of Jenny Han! Acclaimed writer Margo Rabb’s Kissing in America is “a wonderful novel about friendship, love, travel, life, hope, poetry, intelligence, and the inner lives of girls,” raves internationally bestselling author Elizabeth Gilbert (Eat, Pray, Love). In the two years since her father died, sixteen-year-old Eva has found comfort in reading romance novels—118 of them, to be exact—to dull the pain of her loss that’s still so present. Her romantic fantasies become a reality when she meets Will, who can relate to Eva’s grief. Unfortunately, after Eva falls head-over-heels for him, he picks up and moves to California with barely any warning. Not wanting to lose the only person who has been able to pull her out of sadness—and, perhaps, her first shot at real love—Eva and her best friend, Annie, concoct a plan to travel to the west coast. As they road trip across America, Eva and Annie confront the complex truth about love. In this honest and emotional journey that National Book Award Finalist Sara Zarr calls “gorgeous, funny, and joyous,” readers will experience the highs of infatuation and the lows of heartache as Eva contends with love in all of its forms. Since publication, this novel received 4 starred reviews and has been named: A Chicago Public Library Best Teen Book of the Year A New York Public Library Best Book for Teens A Miami Herald Best Book of the Year A Spirit of Texas selection A TAYSHAS High School Reading List Selection An Oprah Summer Reading List selection A Junior Library Guild selection An Amazon Best Book of the Month A Publisher’s Lunch Buzz Book for Young Adults

My Family Can Kiss My Ass

Author : Chanel Clark
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (543 download)

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Download or read book My Family Can Kiss My Ass written by Chanel Clark and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-20 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you struggling with breaking free from your toxic family members? Have you started to do Google searches on Narcissistic Personality Disorder to figure out if you've been dating narcissists and you want to get to the root of your childhood trauma? Do you feel that your family are backstabbers and want to see you fail at life? Have you tried to make amends multiple times with your parents, yet nothing changes because they continue to mistreat you? In this book, you will learn all of the signs of narcissistic abuse and how your family members hide behind their deviant behavior and get away with harming you. Most people don't recognize the signs of narcissistic abuse in their family, because the bad behavior has been "normalized" by both your parents and grandparents. It's time to take a stand against your toxic relatives and reclaim your peace and freedom. This is the book for you!

Kiss My Ass, Motherfucker

Author : Juto Note
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781792965234
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (652 download)

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Download or read book Kiss My Ass, Motherfucker written by Juto Note and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's truth and laughter all across the front of a blank lined notebook/ gag gift! This one-of-a-kind notebook is crafted like a 122 page paperback book. Each page contains a line format that's a bit bigger than the ever-familiar college rule format, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This notebook also has an awesome softcover with a neat matte finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)

Kiss My Black Ass!

Author : Anthony X.
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781524649432
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Kiss My Black Ass! written by Anthony X. and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-09 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is his journey--a Black Kiss-story that's full of funny, entertaining, and in some cases, heartbreaking stories of his years as a die-hard Kiss fan committed to the hottest band in the land. It's the voice for everyone who was there and remembers what it was like being a hardcore Kiss fan back in the day, with all the mystery, excitement, anticipation, and mania, but also the rejection, taunting, and funny looks. So get ready to go back to a time before you had a full-time job, responsibilities, commitments, the stress of daily life, and when Kiss was the most important thing in your life. Get ready to relive your magical Kiss years all over again.

Landwhale

Author : Jes Baker
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1580056822
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book Landwhale written by Jes Baker and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the author of Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls and a heroine of the body image movement, an intimate, gutsy memoir about being a fat woman Jes Baker burst onto the body positivity scene when she created her own ads mocking Abercrombie & Fitch for discriminating against all body types -- a move that landed her on the Today Show and garnered a loyal following for her raw, honest, and attitude-filled blog missives. Building on the manifesta power of Things, this memoir goes deeply into Jes's inner life, from growing up a fat girl to dating while fat. With material that will have readers laughing and crying along with Jes's experience, this new book is a natural fit with her irreverent, open-book style. A deeply personal take, Landwhale is a glimpse at life as a fat woman today, but it's also a reflection of the unforgiving ways our culture still treats fatness, all with Jes's biting voice as the guide.