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Kirk Sandblaster Faces Tetrageddon
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Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster Faces TETRAGEDDON! by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster Faces TETRAGEDDON! written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-04-24 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his cash isn't good enough anymore, Kirk Sandblaster is left in a pickle. However, it seems no beings money is working, and that the Universal economy is about to crash. Naturally, only one man can prevent this crisis from happening, but as he was busy it is left to Sandblaster and his trusty hunk of Zaarian toughness, Xlaar. Can they save the planetoid Tetra Bank from a cavalcade of villains? Or will Universia go back to bartering with flora & fauna? The 4th Kirk Sandblaster adventure promises more of the action, comedy, and sandwich mentions that previous books such as ""Space Adventurer"" and ""Game of Yloria"" provided. As fans have said, Sandblaster ""may be an idiot"", but at least he brings one thing... ADVENTURE.
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster vs Protocol 9 by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster vs Protocol 9 written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2020-01-28 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BZZZZ! Technology has gone rogue in Universia. Everything from robots, computers, even vending machines are in revolt, doing anything they can to harm anyone made of fleshy goodness. And who is the fleshbag they want to harm the most? Kirk Sandblaster. Once again, the space adventurer finds himself - and his alien sidekick, Xlaar - facing off against an enemy that threatens every beings existence. But, could the mind behind this rebellion be someone close to the duo? And if so, how can they defeat someone they love? Jump once again into the 4 Quadrants of Universia, and the adventures of cocksure rogue, Kirk Sandblaster. A science fiction comedy fuelled by bad ideas, good intentions, and plenty of sandwiches. Readers call Kirk Sandblaster ""a fast-paced action comedy"", ""exotic and esoteric"", and ""reminiscent of Douglas Adams"". But don't take their words for it, grab the latest Kirk adventure and find out for yourself!
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2019-02-22 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WAR! That's the situation on the planet Zaaria. Overwhelmed by overpowered Rebels, the hopes of the planet rest in one space adventuring duo. Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar. This time, though, it's personal. Zaaria is Xlaar's planet, and it's his family who give the call. Last time he was there, he left in disgrace, so has conflict changed his ways in the eyes of his father, King Zuur? Or is he still seen as the reckless warrior he once was. Join another thrilling Kirk Sandblaster adventure filled with twists, turns, and even more sandwiches than ever before. Find out who is behind the rebellion, the power of Super Power-Suits, and what a Zaarian Bond is... Amazon readers have called the Kirk Sandblaster series ""Absolutely fantastic read..."", ""utterly hilarious"" and ""humorous and smart"". Complete the collection today by adding Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar's World War to your sci-fi comedy collection.
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster Vs. Montague Santiago written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-06-17 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave ""Time Adventurer"" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster finds himself on strange planets ruled by oily dinosaurs, time voids, and a planet once known as ""Earth"". The 5th Kirk Sandblaster adventure is filled with the usual thrills, spills, and comedic ills that you'd expect from the series. From the curious mind of Oli Jacobs, once again strap yourself in, activate your Quantum Core, and enjoy another adventure in Universia...
Book Synopsis Kirk Sandblaster Plays the Game of Yloria by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Kirk Sandblaster Plays the Game of Yloria written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The man they call Kirk Sandblaster is bored, and ready for the challenge of a lifetime. However, when that doesn't come along, he is enticed by the infamous Game of Yloria, a competition pitting the best of the best in Universia against each other to the temporary-paralysis. Along with Zaarian powerhouse, Xlaar, Kirk must face vengeful Rygans, beastly Horgorians and mysterious, dashing warriors. The third adventure in the Kirk Sandblaster series follows ""The Space Adventures of..."" and ""...Ice Pirates of Llurr"", and is Oli Jacobs' attempts to blend sci-fi and comedy in the vein of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Some have described it as ""madcap antics"", while others say Kirk Sandblaster is ""a loveable moron"", one thing is for sure. You're in for an adventure!
Book Synopsis Suplex Sounds of the 70s by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Suplex Sounds of the 70s written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-09-08 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab meat, sparkling pastry sugar, and lashing of root beer from the Old West. That made you hungry? Well then, let's hope you have a strong stomach... From the mind that conjured up the madness that was Bad Sandwich, and the drunken adventures of Strange Days in High Wycombe, comes more tales of horror, comedy, and so much more. Listen to a ghost story, find out what links mobile phones & bananas, and discover who exactly Francis Penterland might be. Open up, and let the yarns wrap you nice and tight...
Book Synopsis Curse of the Ellipsis... by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Curse of the Ellipsis... written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curse of the Ellipsis... is the 3rd volume of Filmic Cut, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Curse of the Ellipsis... is possibly the darkest Filmic Cut yet. This time, prepare to meet 2 writers who can bend the world at their will, a dog whose situation grows more desperate, and Burlington Rathbone himself. There's plenty to enjoy within these pages, and Curse of the Ellipsis... is a delicious bitter addition to the Filmic Cuts series. Dare you taste it's nasty pleasures?
Book Synopsis Luchador Monkey Crisis by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Luchador Monkey Crisis written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Lament of the Silver Badger by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book The Lament of the Silver Badger written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-08-18 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filmic Cuts returns, with more tales of tickling terror for you to wirelessly inject into your ocular nerves. This time, take a trip to Tumorville. Have 40 Winks at your local hotel. And ask yourself, Do You Know What Fear Is? Including stories about the little beings who live in beards, nightmarish football fans, and the black-clad Observer, Filmic Cuts 6: The Lament of the Silver Badger contains 10 new stories from the mind that brought you Kirk Sandblaster, Bad Sandwich, and Wrapped Up In Nothing. As always, the author hopes you enjoy...
Book Synopsis Wrapped Up In Nothing by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Wrapped Up In Nothing written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ""I woke up in Hell..."" And so begins the saga of Mr Blank. Left in the desert, mutilated beyond all recognition and with no memories left to help find out who he is, Blank makes his way to the desert town of Rattler's Creek to find answers. However, his arrival stirs up the locals, and soon Blank has to find the answers to his questions using his charm, cunning, and penchant for violence. The first in the Mr Blank series, Wrapped Up In Nothing comes from the pulp-inspired mind that brought you the horror of Station 17, and the alcoholic shenanigans of Strange Days in High Wycombe. Strap yourself in, and get ready to ride along with Mr Blank. It's going to be one Hell of a journey...
Download or read book Title Pending written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Title Pending is the 4th volume of Filmic Cuts, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Title Pending will bring a smile, bring a chill, and bring a chuckle (either confused or otherwise). Volume 4 brings many delights, including a groin-powered legend, a chilling vision from the near-future, and a new look at London's Underground. As always, Filmic Cuts brings you into a world that has born the likes of Kirk Sandblaster, Station 17, and Bad Sandwich, so you never know what you're going to expect. Pour a drink, take a seat, and enjoy Filmic Cuts 4: Title Pending...
Book Synopsis Sunshine & Lollipops by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book Sunshine & Lollipops written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring 15 tales that range from the thrilling to amusing, 'Sunshine & Lollipops' is a delectable platter of tall tales and dark yarns. The stories range from a thrilling Western standoff, the Roald Dahl-esque 'He's a Growing Lad', and the dark 'Compulsion.' Characters include troubled headmasters, jovial zombies and even a dimension-hopping libertine.
Book Synopsis The Children of Little Thwopping by : Oli Jacobs
Download or read book The Children of Little Thwopping written by Oli Jacobs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-06 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The year is 1952, and the town of Little Thwopping is prospering. The menfolk are working hard, the womenfolk are keeping the homes in order, and literally nothing can go wrong. In fact, things go horrifyingly right when every woman in Little Thwopping falls pregnant. Sure, the resulting children are 15-feet tall with bone-crunching long limbs, scream inhuman roars, and shoot lasers from their eyes, but every child goes through teething problems. Written by Wilthaven's resident author, Howard Williams, The Children of Little Thwopping is a fun tale that will leave you rolling on the floor, and nodding with much thought." - The BPD would like to clarify that this book is a piece of material found in conjuncture with their investigation into P1983, and brought to publication with the help of Oli Jacobs. As always, the BPD wishes you to remain safe.
