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Kerryoans Up The Clyde
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Book Synopsis Kerryoans up the Clyde! by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book Kerryoans up the Clyde! written by Allan Morrison and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'If the Waverley sank right now and I wanted to swim to the nearest land, how far would that be?' 'About a hundred yards, sur.' 'Amazing. Which way?' 'Down!' True 'Glesca' humour and history combined, Kerryoans up the Clyde! recounts the adventures of a vessel full of character with a captain to match: Morrison's Waverley and 'Big Lizzie' are each as formidable and inalienably Scottish as the other. Morrison captures the charmingly unique spirit of the last of the Clyde's paddle steamers as well as the facts of its history. Full of playful tales, many a chuckle and the quirky illustrations of Bob Dewar, you're sure to find something that floats your boat!
Book Synopsis Dinna Fash Yersel, Scotland! by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book Dinna Fash Yersel, Scotland! written by Allan Morrison and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2022-12-30 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These are tough times. Prices spiralling! Climate change! International tension! Pandemics! It's not hard to find things to worry about. But Scottish grannies can be an oasis of calm. Their wit and wisdom, their compassion and knowhow, their measured good sense and withering reproaches are exactly what is required. Scottish grannies are reassuring. They are relevant. And they need to be heard.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition by : Dad Says Jokes
Download or read book Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLERS @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with over 5 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme page @Pubity with its 31 million followers. This is his third book. I TOLD MY WIFE SHE SHOULD EMBRACE HER MISTAKES. SHE GAVE ME A HUG.
Download or read book 101 Men in Kilts written by and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Frank Get the Door! by : Janey Godley
Download or read book Frank Get the Door! written by Janey Godley and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2020-10-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley's comedy by the hundreds of thousands... [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. – Daily Record 'Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.'
Book Synopsis The Medway Queen by : Richard Halton
Download or read book The Medway Queen written by Richard Halton and published by Noodle Books. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of the famous paddle steamer is told from its construction as a pleasure vessel through wartime service as a minesweeper, as well as a rescue vessel during the Dunkirk evacuation, through to 'demobilisation' and a return to peacetime activities.
Book Synopsis London's Pleasure Steamers by : Andrew Gladwell
Download or read book London's Pleasure Steamers written by Andrew Gladwell and published by Amberley Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2015-05-15 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Andrew Gladwell takes us on a journey down the water, exploring the story of the London pleasure steamer.
Book Synopsis Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean! by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book Haud Ma Chips, Ah've Drapped the Wean! written by Allan Morrison and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2013-07-22 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An hilarious and often wise collection of Scots saying straight from the mouths of the Grannies of Glasgow. With each snippet accompanied by a straightforward English translation, this is your introduction to the unique wisdom of the 'Glesca Granny'.
Book Synopsis 'Haud That Bus!' by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book 'Haud That Bus!' written by Allan Morrison and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-26 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Bus Pass Barbara and Bus Pass Molly. Since they first met in Glasgow's Buchanan Bus Station, they have been using their bus passes to explore new parts of Scotland they never dreamed they'd see.As they travel the country, they encounter crotchety drivers, snooty passengers and potentially eligible men, while saving weddings from catastrophes and walkers from sprained ankles. With a combination of both caustic wisecracking and cheeky humour, the Bus Pass Girls quickly become fast friends and travel companions as they navigate their way across the country.
Book Synopsis 'Haud Yer Wheesht!' by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book 'Haud Yer Wheesht!' written by Allan Morrison and published by Neil Wilson Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A frequently hilarious and often wise collection of Scots sayings which our Grannies always seemed to have to hand for all manner of situations and circumstances. They cover marriage, cooking, the home, money, sex, the Kirk, the future, health, happiness, poverty, travel, death, birth and a lot more. Each saying is accompanied by a straightforward English equivalent for ease of understanding by tourists and visitors from overseas. Over 50 cartoon illustrations by Rupert Besley accompany the text.
Book Synopsis 'Oor Wee School - Wis a Rare Wee School!' by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book 'Oor Wee School - Wis a Rare Wee School!' written by Allan Morrison and published by Neil Wilson Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of utterances from the mouths of Scottish schoolchildren over the last 80 years which have been gathered by Allan Morrison.
Book Synopsis The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book written by Allan Morrison and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!
Book Synopsis Last Tram tae Auchenshuggle! by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book Last Tram tae Auchenshuggle! written by Allan Morrison and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 50th anniversary of the last trams in Glasgow is 2012. The last regular tram in Glasgow ran on 1 September, 1962. However on the 2, 3 and 4 of September, a very special tram service was operated between Auchenshuggle and Anderson Cross, for which souvenir tickets were sold. The Last Tram tae Auchenshuggle is the hilarious patter and build up to the end of the Glasgow trams, featuring Glasgow's famous clippie, Big Aggie MacDonald.
Download or read book Laugh Scotland! written by Allan Morrison and published by Interlink Publishing Group. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes classic, jokes new, jokes modern, old and blue... they're all here in Allan Morrison's book. From one-liners to shaggy dog stories, from Q&As to riddles, this book has the lot. Hot topics include: Glasgow versus Edinburgh; Scotsmen; Scotswomen; The Scottish Parliament; kilts and bagpipes and stuff; the workplace; at home with the Scots; Scottish education; Marriage; the Scots at worship; the fitba'; the English prudence; and the wee naughty ones.
Book Synopsis 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!' by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book 'Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff a Bus!' written by Allan Morrison and published by Neil Wilson Publishing. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scottish grandchildren tell their favourite stories about their Grannies.
Book Synopsis Let's Get Married by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book Let's Get Married written by Allan Morrison and published by Hachette Scotland. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is said that weddings are made in heaven. But, then again, so are clouds, rain, hail, hurricanes, thunder and lightning. In Allan Morrison's latest observational offering we follow all that happens to loving couples, starting with that electric spark when they first meet.
Download or read book Tartan Titters! written by Allan Morrison and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2008-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Tartan Titters ' brings together the best jokes in the land for the very first time, and proves beyond doubt that Scotland is one of the friendliest and funniest nations on Earth.
