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Book Synopsis Keep Calm It's Valentines Day by : Perfect Gift For Valentines
Download or read book Keep Calm It's Valentines Day written by Perfect Gift For Valentines and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 6x9 inches - 110 pages - For Valentines Day- soft cover - Perfect as Notebook, diary, Ruled notebook, School Notebook or listing Notebook FEATURES đ 110 lined pages with a margin (90g/mg2) for optimal writing comfort. đ A nice design to give you a smile every time you use your unicorn notebook. đ A perfect size for all of your notes with this 6x9 inches notebook (15,24 x 22,86 cm) đ A very soft cover. đ ULTRA FAST Delivery.
Book Synopsis I F*cking Love You by : Sasha O'Hara
Download or read book I F*cking Love You written by Sasha O'Hara and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Love! I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love - as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren't burning as hot as your special someone's farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can't say.Melt your tension away with these beautiful and hilarious pages. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. Over 45 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Ranges from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood. A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Hearts, Flowers, Animals and Abstract Doodles Each Page Has its Own Subversive Saying, Like: "I'm sorry we fought, I hate it when you're wrong", "I love you more than I did yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off", "You're an asshole. But you're MY asshole", "As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy", "Pumped to get Humped", and many, many more. Contains Adult Language. www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR
Book Synopsis Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women by : Crazy Beetches
Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
Book Synopsis Space Is Cool As Fuck by : Kate Howells
Download or read book Space Is Cool As Fuck written by Kate Howells and published by Lost the Plot. This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a little help from her friends in the community (including legendary Bill Nye the Science Guy), Kate Howells has put together this kid's book for adults, where everything you thought you could never understand about the universe is explained in plain-old filthy English, just like talking to an old friend for hours after everybody's left the party, only stocked with actual, scientifically valid information.Taking all the best bits of science and squishing it all together for the ADD generation, Space is Cool as Fuck will be finding a permanent home on living room tables around the world. Featuring over 50 chapters on subjects rangingfrom aliens to black holes, to the degenerate astronomer who drank all night and died from holding his bladder... and lost his nose in a duel, to the things you take for granted until you really think about them like matter - what the fuck is all this shit we're made of?
Book Synopsis They Both Die at the End by : Adam Silvera
Download or read book They Both Die at the End written by Adam Silvera and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adam Silvera reminds us that thereâs no life without death and no love without loss in this devastating yet uplifting story about two people whose lives change over the course of one unforgettable day. #1 New York Times bestseller * 4 starred reviews * A School Library Journal Best Book of the Year * A Kirkus Best Book of the Year * A Booklist Editors' Choice * A Bustle Best YA Novel * A Paste Magazine Best YA Book * A Book Riot Best Queer Book * A Buzzfeed Best YA Book of the Year * A BookPage Best YA Book of the Year On September 5, a little after midnight, Death-Cast calls Mateo Torrez and Rufus Emeterio to give them some bad news: Theyâre going to die today. Mateo and Rufus are total strangers, but, for different reasons, theyâre both looking to make a new friend on their End Day. The good news: Thereâs an app for that. Itâs called the Last Friend, and through it, Rufus and Mateo are about to meet up for one last great adventureâto live a lifetime in a single day. In the tradition of Before I Fall and If I Stay, They Both Die at the End is a tour de force from acclaimed author Adam Silvera, whose debut, More Happy Than Not, the New York Times called âprofound.â Plus don't miss The First to Die at the End: #1 New York Times bestselling author Adam Silvera returns to the universe of international phenomenon They Both Die at the End in this prequel. New star-crossed lovers are put to the test on the first day of Death-Castâs fateful calls.
Download or read book His Model Student written by Noâl Cades and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-23 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sera's new art teacher mistakes her for a model and demands that she strip naked, sparks start to fly. Will Mr Marek be able to keep his student at arm's length after seeing everything she has to offer? And what happens when his malicious, scheming ex girlfriend appears on the scene?
Download or read book Chasing Red written by Isabelle Ronin and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chosen as one of Goodreads' 21 Big Books of Fall They said she was going to be my ruin... Then let her ruin me. I've always gotten what I want. I'm a star on the basketball court and I've lived my life with the certainty that if it's within my reach, it can be mine. Until I met her. My siren in red. She is my future, but she doesn't know it yet. If only she didn't have so many secrets... If only her past wasn't shrouded in shadow... If only she wasn't so determined to push me away... But there is finally somethingâsomeoneâI want, and I will chase her to the ends of the earth to win her heart. Even if it means giving up everything. See what over 130 million readers are swooning about Praise for Wattpad sensation Isabelle Ronin's Chasing Red: "Chasing Red is a perfectly sweet romance, with just the right amount of spice."âForeword Reviews "Readers will be chomping at the bit while waiting for the next installment!"âRT Book Reviews "Readers will swoon over Caleb."âPublishers Weekly
Download or read book How to Cheat written by T. J. Conway and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I would have never imagined myself as a cheater. None of my friends would either and neither would you. I'm the lady who sits in the office next to you. Sees you at the committee meeting and helped with our kid's team. You know me so well I'm invisible.When you're a cheater, being invisible is the ideal and that's the way I wanted to keep it. Before I sent my first message I had researched everything I could. I couldn't afford to make a mistake. I had too much invested in my marriage, life and family to lose. I suppose we are all like this in a way, but I couldn't accept risk.As I read I kept notes as I wondered if I could do it. It didn't take long to find my first affair partner on Ashely Maddison and from there, things took off. As I gained experience, my notes evolved into this guide. I passed it around to fellow cheaters seeking their feedback. I spoke with many wonderful ladies whose collective experience, wisdom, and knowledge was distilled on here. Now offer it to you. If you are thinking about cheating, have a look at the guide and decide if it's for you. If it is, this guide will help keep you get what you want while maintaining your primary relationship.Thank you,Teresa
Download or read book F*ck Love written by Tarryn Fisher and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helena Conway has fallen in love. Unwillingly. Unwittingly. But not unprovoked. Kit Isley is everything she's not-unstructured, untethered, and not even a little bit careful. It could all be so beautiful ... if he wasn't dating her best friend. Helena must defy her heart, do the right thing, and think of others. Until she doesn't.
Author :Kate Stewart Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781978098756 Total Pages :412 pages Book Rating :4.0/5 (987 download)
Download or read book Drive written by Kate Stewart and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-13 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Music . . . the heart's greatest librarian. The average song is three and a half minutes long; those three and a half minutes could lead to a slow blink, a glimpse of the past, or catapult the soul into heart-shattering nostalgia. At the height of my career, I had the life I wanted, the life I'd always envisioned. I'd found my tempo, my rhythm. Then I received a phone call that left me off key. You see, my favorite songs had a way of playing simultaneously. I was in love with one man's beats and another's lyrics. But when it came to the soundtrack of a life, how could anyone choose a favorite song? So, to erase any doubt, I ditched my first-class ticket and decided to take a drive, fixed on the rearview. Two days. One playlist. And the long road home to the man who was waiting for me.
Book Synopsis Adult Coloring Books by : Adult Coloring Books
Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Download or read book Crappy Children's Art written by Maddox and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-20 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of The Alphabet of Manliness, the creator of âThe Best Page in the Universe,â and overall genius, comes an outrageous, laugh-out-loud critique of childrenâs artwork that finally cuts those little smug know-it-alls down to size. Previously published as I Am Better Than Your Kids. If you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way, think again. If you cherish every piece of art, every book report, every letter to Santa your child gives you, then this book is not for you. If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from your kidâs childhood, then you are a sucker. Maddox, who has been writing hilarious essays for his popular site, TheBestPageInTheUniverse.com since 1996, can spell, do math, and run faster than your kidsâand, he is here to show you just how inferior your kids are. Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight-year-oldâs crayon-drawn family portrait! Laugh uproariously as he judges sub-par Valentines, homemade âgifts,â and other areas of elementary-aged underperformance! Why reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars? You are in Maddoxâs world now, and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the worldâs foremost authority on childrenâs crappy artwork.
Download or read book Disrupt-Her written by Miki Agrawal and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-founder of THINX and hellotushy.com, start-ups collectively valued at more than $150 million, comes DISRUPT-HER, a rallying cry for women to radically question the status quo. Miki Agrawal has faced patriarchal pushback, fought girl-on-girl hate, ridden the roller coaster of building businesses as a female CEO, and even overcome an attempt to burn her for witchcraft (figuratively). In order to navigate the complicated--at times maddening--struggles of contemporary femininity, we need an unabashed manifesto for the modern woman that inspires us to move past outrage and take positive steps on the personal, professional, and societal levels. This manifesto galvanizes us to action in 13 major areas of our lives with as much fire power as possible. These are the credos we live by, the advice we give to friends, the tenets we instill in our companies and peers on a daily basis. Stories of badass female movers and shakers are shared in this book too to give you an extra jolt of "I've got this." It's a whole body F*CK YES to your work, your love, your relationships, and your mission--while doing it all authentically, unapologetically, and with full integrity.
Download or read book Sonichu #0 written by C. C. and published by . This book was released on 2005-03-24 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sonichu #0 is the first issue of Christian Weston Chandler's magnum opus. At this initial stage, the comic was almost entirely about Sonichu and Rosechu, although bits of Chris's life still managed to find their way in.The "hand-drawn premiere issue" is a special zero issue. In the comics industry, zero issues are used as either a sales-enhancing gimmick (Image Comics is a notable user of this) or a special preview of work that will not truly begin until issue #1. Given that it previews nothing, which one Chris was going for is probably the former, though given that it's not legally able to be sold, it fails even that.The comic consists of Sonichu's first three adventures. In "Sonichu's Origin", the core cast of the series is introduced as Sonichu and Rosechu are created. Then, in "Genesis of the Lovehogs", the two protagonists meet and immediately fall in love. Finally, in "Sonichu vs. Naitsirhc", our yellow hero does battle with his first real villain, who but foreshadows the challenges awaiting the hedgehogs in the following issue. Bonus material in Sonichu #0 includes various advertisements for imaginary Sonichu products, "classic" Sonichu comic strips drawn outside of the narrative of the main comic book, and the first "Sub-Episode".
Book Synopsis Have the Relationship You Want by : Rori Gwynne
Download or read book Have the Relationship You Want written by Rori Gwynne and published by . This book was released on 2006-11 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A step-by-step guide for women to tranforming your love life practically overnight.
Download or read book The Saturday Evening Post written by and published by . This book was released on 1912 with total page 534 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
