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Book Synopsis Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) by : Jenika Snow
Download or read book Jingle My Balls (Hot-Bites Novella) written by Jenika Snow and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NICK My firm has been hired to make sure Holly gets her biggest Christmas wish. The rules are simple: Seduction and fantasy, and absolutely no sex. But, the moment I get a look at the delicious redhead, all rules go out the window faster than Santa's sleigh on Christmas night. I shouldn't touch her, but it is the season of giving, after all. And I really want to give Holly a night neither of us will ever forget. The problem is, once she wraps that sweet little tongue on my candy cane, I want much more than just one night. Warning: Welcome to Jenika and Jordan's Hot-Bite Christmas where the packages are big, the stockings are definitely hung, and snow isn't the only thing that gets plowed. We've decided you've been too good this year. So pull up a chair and enjoy a quick, dirty little cup of Christmas Cheer.
Download or read book Hot-Bites written by Jordan Marie and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-06 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Volume Two includes the next four books in the bestselling Hot-Bites series.Book 6: Filling Her UpI'm going to claim her; and when I do, it won't be just her gas tank I fill up. Cassie is going to have my baby.Book 7: Knocking Her UpFrom the moment I saw her, I knew I had to make Jo mine. She's smart and sexy, with a body that can make a man fall to his knees. And I'm that man.She's far too good for a rough and tough boxer like me, but I'm too selfish to walk away from her.Book 8: Sticky Fingers I realize that one night won't be enough. I need all of her. I need her as mine.Now I just have to show her that there are much more enjoyable ways to get sticky fingers.Book 9: StretchedI was too old for her and someone she looked up to.Because once we were alone in the locker room, and she kissed me, I couldn't stop myself.I didn't even try.
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A random collection of Christmas themed goodness. Packed with obvious observations and pretentiously rebellious sentence structures. With an ultimate epic goal of being intentionally insane, incredibly misdirected, wackily overly descriptive, and comedically utterly pointless. This is the perfect gag book for anyone seeking something out of the Holiday norm. There's no doubt this book will find its way onto your shelf of timeless Christmas classics.
Download or read book Jingle Balls written by Rob Rosen and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2021-12-01 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa was beside himself. It was two days until Christmas, and three of his elves were out with the flu. So he had little choice but to hire Jingle, the very unusual, not to mention very horny little elf who will ultimately turn another elf’s toy-making life around. NOTE: This story appears in Rob Rosen's best-selling collection, Short Spurts.
Book Synopsis The Black Knight Chronicles by : John G. Hartness
Download or read book The Black Knight Chronicles written by John G. Hartness and published by Bell Bridge Books. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Black Knight Chronicles: Lots of Vampires. No Sparkles. Serious Snark. BOOK ONE: HARD DAY'S KNIGHT Children are missing. The police are stumped. Halloween is coming, and an ancient evil is on the horizon. The vampires are the good guys. This is not your ordinary fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire private detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood have been hired to save a client from being cursed for all eternity, but end up in a bigger mess than they ever imagined. Suddenly trapped in the middle of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg uncover a plot to bring forth an ancient evil. Soon, they've enlisted the help of a police detective, a priest, a witch, a fallen angel and a strip club proprietor to save the world. This unlikely band of heroes battles zombies, witches, neuroses and sunburn while cracking jokes and looking for the perfect bag of O-negative. BOOK TWO: BACK IN BLACK Vampire detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood investigate a series of assaults plaguing the alleys of Charlotte, North Carolina. The string of hate crimes becomes personal when Jimmy's just-maybe-main-squeeze Detective Sabrina Law's cousin is attacked. Helping a lady out could get the boys killed when they end up in Faerie. Before long, they're up to their butts in trolls, dark fae and a grand battle royale. The odds are against them, but to the boys, this is just another day on the night shift--if the night shift included a steel cage match of supernaturals. BOOK THREE: KNIGHT MOVES Et tu, Vampire? The boys discover they may be tied to a string of serial killings at the college and that they suddenly aren't the only vampire game in town. The vampire count in Charlotte is at least three. Or more. As far as the unhappy boys are concerned, anything more than two is a crowd not to be tolerated. While tracking down the killer and the competition, they encounter coeds, booby traps (not related to the coeds) and a hirsute bounty hunter with a moon fetish and a bad attitude. To catch the killer, Jimmy will have to survive a dive headfirst into the great unwashed horde of Dorkdom (game night at the local comic shop). What's a red-blood-drinking vampire to do? His job. Again. Praise for the Black Knight Chronicles-- "Honestly, this is one of the best books that I've read this year and certainly a new series that I will be following." --Black Lagoon Reviews "This is another great book in what will hopefully be a large and successful series. I know I will be eagerly awaiting the next installment." -- Indie Book Blog "I love this book. It makes me happy in a way that hasn't happened in a long, long time." --Keryl Raist, Author of Sylvianna
Book Synopsis Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul by : Jack Canfield
Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul written by Jack Canfield and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From playful and hilarious accounts of life with cats to heartwarming tales of cat courage, healing and learning, each touching story in Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul celebrates the special bond we share with our cats.
Book Synopsis Rubber Balls and Liquor by : Gilbert Gottfried
Download or read book Rubber Balls and Liquor written by Gilbert Gottfried and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 285 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “More than a national treasure, he’s a secret weapon. If we had had Gilbert Gottfried in World War II, Hitler would have given up in 1942.” —Stephen King In the early 1970s, as our nation’s youth railed against every conceivable societal norm, a funny-looking teenage Jew started turning up at open mike nights in various New York City comedy clubs. Surprisingly, he didn’t suck. That funny-looking teenage Jew is now the even funnier-looking middle-aged comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who despite his transparent shortcomings has managed to carve out a hardly-respectable career—and a reputation for shock and awe unrivaled outside the Bush administration. With this scathingly funny book of rants and musings, Gottfried sullies an entirely new medium with his dysfunctional worldview. Hilarious highlights include: Gut-wrenching stories from his bizarre childhood A list of celebrities Gilbert would like to have sex with A somewhat shorter list of celebrities who would like to have sex with Gilbert An even shorter list of Gilbert’s comely co-stars who have been forced to have sex with him on-screen Side-splitting tales of the worst gigs he’s ever performed Incredibly awkward encounters with famous people from Gilbert’s years as a celebrity (of sorts), including Harrison Ford, Kiefer Sutherland, Hugh Hefner and one wildly offensive exchange with Marlee Matlin that left the actress speechless Signature takes on timeless jokes, presented in a clip ‘n’ save format so humorless readers can commit them to memory or tear them from the book’s spine and carry them around in their wallets to amuse their friends The story behind Gilbert’s infamous retelling of the classic “Aristocrats” routine that defined the most recent phase of his career And much more!
Book Synopsis Road to the Hollow by : Cassandra Featherstone
Download or read book Road to the Hollow written by Cassandra Featherstone and published by Cassandra Featherstone. This book was released on 2021-06-23 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I suggest you focus your considerable talents and effort on finding another career path.” From the moment those words left Agent Grant’s lips, I realized my dream of being a profiler for the F.B.I. was dead. All because I happened to come from a small town in the Midwest. Seriously, that’s the only reason he would give me. So I did what any sane woman with a heart full of rage and an Ivy League education would do. Pack up what was left of my failed life and move back... I don’t know what triggered the flags on my file, but you can sure as hell bet I will find out—even if it kills me. While love blossoms and passions ignite, a sinister mystery unfolds in the shadows of Whistler's Hollow. Jolene, with her unwavering determination, becomes an unlikely detective, determined to uncover the truth behind the unexplained occurrences plaguing the town. As she delves deeper into the secrets that lie hidden within the supernatural realm, Jolene must navigate the treacherous waters of love and loyalty, forging alliances and unraveling dangerous conspiracies along the way.
Book Synopsis Jackrabbit Jingle Balls by : Ann Charles
Download or read book Jackrabbit Jingle Balls written by Ann Charles and published by Ann Charles. This book was released on 2021-11-26 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holiday Recipe for Madcap Merrymaking in Jackrabbit Junction Start with a bawdy night sprinkled with tinsel tassels and jingle balls, toss in a missing pair of underwear, and top it all off with plenty of sugary shenanigans. Serve with a side of naughty and nice. Claire Morgan and her sisters are a tad twitchy. Their father is on his way for their first Christmas in Arizona, but the tidings of joy are few and far between. For one thing, their mother is pissed about her ex-husband flying in to play Santa. For another, their mother is just pissed. Period. Christmas will never be the same again for the Morgan sisters. (Note: This is volume 4.7 in the Jackrabbit Junction Mystery series.)
Book Synopsis Return to the Hollow by : Cassandra Featherstone
Download or read book Return to the Hollow written by Cassandra Featherstone and published by Cassandra Featherstone. This book was released on 2022-01-02 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ** THE PREQUEL, ROAD TO THE HOLLOW, SHOULD BE READ PRIOR TO THIS BOOK.** It is neither intelligent nor polite to tell a true Southern woman with a gun she can't do something. After I was informed my career with the F.B.I. was dead in the water, I packed up what little pride i had left and returned to my hometown. Back to the one place I never thought I'd ever set foot in again--Whistler's Hollow. When I left the Hollow 14 years ago, I never intended to return. But now I'm living in my childhood home, surrounded by hot guys, mischievous animals, and enough mystery for me to put my considerable talents to good use. Nothing is what it seems in this small Southern town, but I'm determined to unravel the tangled web of my past--before it destroys my future. While love blossoms and passions ignite, a sinister mystery unfolds in the shadows of Whistler's Hollow. Jolene, with her unwavering determination, becomes an unlikely detective, determined to uncover the truth behind the unexplained occurrences plaguing the town. As she delves deeper into the secrets that lie hidden within the supernatural realm, Jolene must navigate the treacherous waters of love and loyalty, forging alliances and unraveling dangerous conspiracies along the way.
Book Synopsis Jingle Bells, Whats That Smell? by : Deano Yipadee
Download or read book Jingle Bells, Whats That Smell? written by Deano Yipadee and published by . This book was released on 2021-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Charming Co-Worker by : Lauren Runow
Download or read book Charming Co-Worker written by Lauren Runow and published by I-80 Romance. This book was released on 2020-11-23 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All I want is Branson Ford. I’ve been starry-eyed for my handsome boss since the day I started working for him at Empire Media. Problem is, he doesn’t see me as anything more than his sweet assistant. I need help becoming a vixen. I need someone to teach me how to be sensual, how to be desired, and how to get the man I’ve pined over for the last two years. So, I enlist the help of my co-worker. My very sexy, very charming co-worker, Hunter Johnstone. Hunter loves the thrill of the chase. He’s spontaneous, honest, and just the man I need for a lesson in passion. When he suggests we start a fake relationship, I think he’s crazy, but who am I to question his jealousy-inducing ways? His little trick works—maybe too well. The line between friends and lovers is blurred, but maybe that’s because it was never really there. And just as I’m about to start seeing clearly, my wish comes true.
Download or read book Tinsel and Tatas written by Kilby Blades and published by Luxe Press. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 888 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get a headstart on the holiday spirit by reading for a great cause! Nearly twenty of today’s most entertaining rom-com authors have teamed up to sell #Books4Boobs. This collection of holiday shorts ranges from sweet to steamy and promises to entertain. 100% of proceeds will benefit the Young Survival Coalition, an international organization focusing on women ages 40 and under who are diagnosed with breast cancer. Titles and Authors Wilder for the Win by Serena Bell Last One Gets the Booby Prize by Kilby Blades Tattooed Tatas by Kameron Claire Mixing Merrymas by Dylann Crush A Trivia Pursuit by Hope Ellis Two Nights to Believe by Melonie Johnson Tits the Season by Tawdra Kandle Decidedly with Tinsel by Stina Lindenblatt The Great Christmas Race by Elizabeth Lynx All I Want is You by Claire Marti Wreath this Ring by MK Meredith Star Bright by Susannah Nix Ta Ta To Heartbreak by Tracey Pedersen Pretty Packages by Marika Ray Rock, Paper, Santa by Piper Rayne Tinsel Bomb by Arell Rivers A Brit Under the Mistletoe by Brenda St John Brown Booby Trapped by Sylvie Stewart
Download or read book The Poop Song written by Eric Litwin and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A satisfyingly silly picture book sing-along about pooping—a topic kids find hilarious and parents find necessary! Discover how cats, pelicans, space aliens, and even dinosaurs poop in this rollicking, rhyming verse that's sure to elicit giggles. With plenty of hilarious pictures and a catchy chorus that encourages young children to use the toilet, this laugh-out-loud story is the go-to potty training book that every family needs. • A playful approach to potty training • Full of humor that is silly, not disgusting • From the bestselling author of Pete the Cat: I Love my White Shoes Everybody's pooping all day long. That's why we sing the pooping song! A former elementary school teacher, Eric Litwin's books interweave traditional reading methods with music and movement to make learning fun and effective. • Children's books for kids ages 2–4 • Perfect for families potty training • Great for fans of silly picture books
Book Synopsis Here Comes Teacher Cat by : Deborah Underwood
Download or read book Here Comes Teacher Cat written by Deborah Underwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s back to school for the New York Times bestselling Cat when he steps in as a substitute teacher. Cat is not pleased to be tapped as substitute teacher. Not only is it cutting into his naptime, but a roomful of kittens is a little . . . much. At school, Cat follows the lesson plan of music, building, and painting—only in gradually more mischief-making Cat style. By the end, Cat has learned a thing or two about inspiring others by being himself. But even more heart-melting and humorous is what these adorable kittens have learned from Cat. Read it for back-to-school and year-round—great as a holiday or year-end teacher's gift! “[A] heart warmer.” —The Wall Street Journal ★ “Plenty to giggle over.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) "Just purrfect.” —The Washington Post "Clever . . . Droll." —The Horn Book “Amusing . . . has much to offer." —School Library Journal “Adorable.” —Common Sense Media
Book Synopsis New Orleans Nocturnes Collection 2 by : Carrie Pulkinen
Download or read book New Orleans Nocturnes Collection 2 written by Carrie Pulkinen and published by Carrie Pulkinen. This book was released on 2023-04-05 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reapers, demons, and…Santa? Oh my! Jane's story isn't over yet, and she's picking up a few friends along the way. The shenanigans continue in New Orleans Nocturnes Collection Two: Father Christmas is damned to darkness. All hell breaks loose when the Grim Reaper takes a vacation. A succubus might fall in love, and Gaston may very well get his shift together and find happiness. Includes the next four books of the series: Santa Got Run Over by a Vampire Finders Reapers Swipe Right to Bite Batshift Crazy
Book Synopsis Rejected in the Hollow by : Cassandra Featherstone
Download or read book Rejected in the Hollow written by Cassandra Featherstone and published by Cassandra Featherstone. This book was released on 2022-11-29 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I wake up alone, afraid, and furious. My return to Whistler’s Hollow hasn’t given me the answers I seek; every question leads to a new mystery to solve. Were my parents murdered? Who covered it up and why? What were they involved in and why can’t I remember most of my childhood? The family I’ve forged while I search for the truth has changed me forever:Edgar, Wolfie, Doyle, Prez, Benjy, and my bestie Saoirse. But this town has secrets buried so deeply I’ll have to drag them out kicking and screaming, and when I do, everyone who kept me in the dark will be sorry. My name is Jolene Athena Whitley and I will get the answers I seek—or die trying. *** If you're a fan of fun, sassy characters and series like Stephanie Plum, Silver Springs, Pizza Shop Exorcist, and Dark River Days, and the Arcane Mage get ready to be captivated by Misfit Protection Program. Step into a world where the supernatural is hidden in a small town, and follow the journey of a a woman who has to comes to terms with the secrets of her past to secure her future.
