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Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt

Author : Active Creative Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781546388043
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt written by Active Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a blank, lined journal that's perfect, humorous gag gift for men and women. Other features of this notebook include: 108 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Glossy finished cover This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt

Author : Tana Creative
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781721647774
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (477 download)

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Download or read book Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt written by Tana Creative and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny gift for a coworker? This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Jesus Loves You... But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt

Author : Sirius Publications
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781093509212
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (92 download)

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Download or read book Jesus Loves You... But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt written by Sirius Publications and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 120 pages. Lined paper. 6''x9'' perfect size to cary around with you. Fits everywhere. Professionally designed with a matte finish. Perfect binding soft cover; no need to worry about pages accidentally ripping. Suitable for taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming. Personalized notebooks and journals make a thoughtful gift for adults and kids as a functional gift for any occasion.

Remember Jesus Loves You

Author : Girolamo Savonarola
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781494784430
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (844 download)

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Download or read book Remember Jesus Loves You written by Girolamo Savonarola and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a joke. It's not a joke about Jesus and nothing derogatory is printed about him. In fact the front and back covers are very complimentary toward Jesus. The front cover says Remember Jesus Loves you and when you open the book the first page jumps out at you. It says in big, bold type "Everyone else thinks you're a cunt." The rest of the pages are intentionally left blank. You can order this book from Amazon and have it delivered to the person the joke is aimed at. It's real fun watching someone unwrap and open this book when you hand it to them as a gift. It's guaranteed to shock and make people laugh.

The Funny Office Gag Gifts

Author : Theofficeboss
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781099525070
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (25 download)

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Download or read book The Funny Office Gag Gifts written by Theofficeboss and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-22 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll love this The Funny Office Gag Gifts Composition Notebook Journal: Jesus Loves You But Everyone Else Thinks You're a Cunt Best boss, coworker leaving for retirement, employee appreciation present This beautiful notebook is printed on high quality interior stock with a gorgeous The Funny Office Gag Gifts cover. There is plenty of room inside for writing your personal ideas, meeting notes, creative stories, journaling, habit tracker, to-do lists making, school homework assignments, recipes or simply doodling. 110 pages for teacher Weekly / Monthly Action Plan Compact book size: 6x9 inches; Fits in most purses, backpacks, and totes. Durable matte, sturdy paperback cover, perfect bound, for an expert finish. Acid-free archival-quality paper takes pen or pencil beautifully. Perfect book to write in daily, take notes and jot down ideas - one line a day. Amazing quality book makes ideal BFF Birthday Gifts for friends and family. Christmas Present, Stocking Stuffers, White Elephant. Graduation Gifts for Students and Teachers. Presents Baskets for happy kids, teens and adults. RobustCreative(R) offers a wide variety of useful journals, planners, notebooks and diaries for every occasion. This design is also available with plain lined, Cornell note taking system, college ruled, dot grid, blank pages, storyboard, calendar, composition books, and doodle sketchbook interiors ... plus many more.

I fell in love with you and I cried

Author : Rachel Hill
Publisher : Rachel Hill
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book I fell in love with you and I cried written by Rachel Hill and published by Rachel Hill. This book was released on 2022-04-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I fell in love with you and I cried is a spiritual, personal and travel memoir of a year in India and Southeast Asia. In April 2017 my husband and I asked ourselves, what would we do if we could do anything? We decided to sell up, leave our jobs and go travelling, along the way unpicking the conditioning of property, career and security and exploring what a life with less stuff would look like. We gave away most of our possessions and in March 2018 we went to India, where we spent seven months in all, then Thailand, Tokyo, Nepal, Cambodia and Vietnam. My book documents the trip through the eyes of a relatively inexperienced traveller. The sights, sounds and colours of India and Southeast Asia as well as the physical and emotional challenges of a year of travel. This was a pre Covid19 trip of a lifetime; making connections with local people and fellow travellers and putting beliefs about minimalism into practice by living out of a small backpack for a year of slow travel.

Foxtrot Oscar

Author : Charlie Owen
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 075537598X
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book Foxtrot Oscar written by Charlie Owen and published by Headline. This book was released on 2010-03-04 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s 1976 and England is sweating its nuts off. As an unrelenting heat wave beats down on the nation, the residents of Horse’s Arse – aka Handstead New Town, north Manchester – are reaching melting point. The Park Royal Mafia, having recovered from the loss of its senior members, is under new management and open for the business of mindless violence again. Unfortunately their antics have attracted the attention of a psychotic Turkish gangster, who’s decided the Mafia is just what he needs to pull himself to the top of the criminal heap. And wading into the middle of it are the Grim Brothers, Psycho, Pizza, Ally – Horse’s Arse’s finest and the hardestboiled coppers you’ll ever meet. With this lot hot under the collar it’s all going to end in blood, (a lot of) sweat and tears.

Wish You Were Here

Author : Sheridan Jobbins
Publisher : Affirm Press
ISBN 13 : 1925475913
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (254 download)

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Download or read book Wish You Were Here written by Sheridan Jobbins and published by Affirm Press. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'In this moment I am perfect. I am free to be whoever I want, and all I want to be is a woman in a red spotty dress, speeding into her future in a shiny red car.' Raw, sharply funny and heartfelt, Wish You Were Here is a girl's own adventure with bite, a hilarious rollercoaster ride that will make you itch to escape the everyday and hit the road with this irresponsible and irresistible adventurer. Reeling from the devastating collapse of her marriage to the man she thought was the love of her life, after a late night enjoying smashing all her china a little too much, Sheridan Jobbins decides she needs to do something drastic to save her sanity. Her solution is to buy a hot red car and drive across America. Hopelessly unprepared and heartbroken, she sets out on the road trip of a lifetime determined to find herself - and ironically finds love instead. But not before she has a whole bunch of crazy adventures and wrong turns along the way. Every woman with a heart and a sense of humour will want jump on board this unforgettable ride - and it's the best antidote for anyone who's ever had her heart broken and thought she might not survive.'

How to Make Everyone Loves You

Author : mohamed ouhamou
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)

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Download or read book How to Make Everyone Loves You written by mohamed ouhamou and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: everyone loves you when youre dead everyone loves you once you leave them vinyl everyone loves you once you leave them everyone says i love you woody allen everyone says i love you everyone says i love you dvd everyone knows how much i love you everyone says i love you blu ray everyone says i love you blu everyone says i love you book everyone says i love you cd did you know you can love everyone everyone you love will die everyone knows how much i love you kyle mccarthy jesus loves you everyone else thinks you're an jesus loves you but everyone else thinks jesus loves you but everyone else thinks sticker dvd everyone says l love you movie dvd everyone says l love you everyone says i love you movie neil strauss everyone loves you everyone says i love you prime video everyone says i love you prime

Mary Anne's Makeover (The Baby-Sitters Club #60)

Author : Ann M. Martin
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545767857
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (457 download)

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Download or read book Mary Anne's Makeover (The Baby-Sitters Club #60) written by Ann M. Martin and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-24 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rest of the Baby-sitters are shocked when Mary Anne, tired of being a plain Jane, gets a chic new haircut and a new wardrobe, and their reaction enrages the excited Mary Anne.

The Monsters We Became or Fell For

Author : Chris Parlett
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326619462
Total Pages : 424 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book The Monsters We Became or Fell For written by Chris Parlett and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-04-11 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HE was a gentleman tyrant who lived for his family-even the bastard he was forced to raise. YOU could have taken on the world with her by your side yet still you were discarded-the reek of your weakness doubtless overwhelming-and witnessing the pain she had caused only seemed to strengthen her resolve. I have always looked out for that neurotic wreck so it's a crying shame that he would rather lick his wounds in a town he despises than spend summer chasing fresh foreign flesh with his brother. More for me then, I suppose. THIS is a filthy narrative, a muddled confessional, a hate crime of passion. THIS is a darkly comic, unapologetically bitter dance between the hazards of a twisted Britain and a rose-tinted Denmark built with madness in mind-a place Englishmen needn't bring any demons of their own for there are crawling things enough, and crawl they will, ever closer. THIS is the tale of an island, two cities and the monsters we became or fell for.

Jesus Loves You

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 4 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (273 download)

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Download or read book Jesus Loves You written by and published by . This book was released on 1980 with total page 4 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Living & the Dead:

Author : ANTHONY J. ENCISO
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465343091
Total Pages : 820 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book The Living & the Dead: written by ANTHONY J. ENCISO and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-09-07 with total page 820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After learning about the pain and heartache his father suff ered for the woman he loved, Matty Walker discovers the rest of his family’s tumultuous history as the epic tale of the samurai sword comes to a triumphant conclusion. Two years and four months after Dante Medina and his Perros assembled in Juárez to swear retribution for the deaths of Duncan and Dimacio, Nate Walker and Sarah Ross are trying desperately to save their newly forged marriage after a senseless indiscretion threatens to destroy it. Despite the brief respite from Dante’s wrath, El Cazador and his Perros soon make a sudden strike against the people Nate and Sarah love. Suddenly, Nate is pulled back into the nightmarish world he thought he had escaped and is forced to face each of the diabolical Perros one-by-one before entering a fi nal showdown against Dante Medina himself. With his soul on the line, Nate must make a heartbreaking decision between saving himself or the woman he loves.

The Family

Author : Martina Cole
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 0755375521
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (553 download)

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Download or read book The Family written by Martina Cole and published by Headline. This book was released on 2010-10-14 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once you're in the family, you're in it for life... Devastatingly powerful, THE FAMILY by the 'undisputed queen of crime writing' (Guardian) and Sunday Times No.1 bestseller Martina Cole reaches the darkest corners of family life. Philip Murphy expects loyalty from their nearest and dearest - for better or for worse... Family is everything for the Murphy clan. Philip runs his business empire with the help of his brother, and dotes on his two sons who will, one day, take over. His wife Christine is his perfect match. She'd always dreamed of a big happy family and, when she married into the Murphys, she thought she'd found one. But when that illusion is shattered, she's already in too deep. The Murphys are dangerous and Christine can't unsee the horrors she has now been forced to open her eyes to. But nor can she escape them. For more stories centred on family life, check out FACES, THE FAITHLESS and BETRAYAL. Martina Cole explores loyalty, protection, and how the ties that bind us can also sometimes choke the very thing we want to protect...

Your Mother Wears Army Boots!

Author : Jordan L. Linfield
Publisher : Avon Books
ISBN 13 : 9780380765911
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (659 download)

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Download or read book Your Mother Wears Army Boots! written by Jordan L. Linfield and published by Avon Books. This book was released on 1992 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides definitions and examples of traditional and contemporary insults and offensive phrases, including ethnic and sexual slurs and other terms.

I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die

Author : Sarah J. Robinson
Publisher : WaterBrook
ISBN 13 : 0593193539
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.

The Wise Man's Fear

Author : Patrick Rothfuss
Publisher : Astra Publishing House
ISBN 13 : 1101486406
Total Pages : 1010 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book The Wise Man's Fear written by Patrick Rothfuss and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 1010 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover book two of Patrick Rothfuss’ #1 New York Times-bestselling epic fantasy series, The Kingkiller Chronicle. “I just love the world of Patrick Rothfuss.” —Lin-Manuel Miranda DAY TWO: THE WISE MAN’S FEAR “There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” My name is Kvothe. You may have heard of me. So begins a tale told from his own point of view—a story unequaled in fantasy literature. Now in The Wise Man’s Fear, Day Two of The Kingkiller Chronicle, an escalating rivalry with a powerful member of the nobility forces Kvothe to leave the University and seek his fortune abroad. Adrift, penniless, and alone, he travels to Vintas, where he quickly becomes entangled in the politics of courtly society. While attempting to curry favor with a powerful noble, Kvothe uncovers an assassination attempt, comes into conflict with a rival arcanist, and leads a group of mercenaries into the wild, in an attempt to solve the mystery of who (or what) is waylaying travelers on the King's Road. All the while, Kvothe searches for answers, attempting to uncover the truth about the mysterious Amyr, the Chandrian, and the death of his parents. In The Wise Man's Fear, Kvothe takes his first steps on the path of the hero and learns how difficult life can be when a man becomes a legend in his own time.