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Book Synopsis Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book by : Amanda Li
Download or read book Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book written by Amanda Li and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-08-07 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it time to pause for breath? No because there’s also Streaker the dog, indoor pirates, trolls and superheroes AND karate kicking and time-travelling AND mad grannies and so much more. Featuring a brand new short-story by Jeremy, the Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book is jam-packed with jokes, quizzes,puzzles and games, plus extracts from all your favourite stories. Warning! No Knock-knock’s were used in the making of this book.
Book Synopsis Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Jeremy Strong's Laugh-Your-Socks-Off Joke Book written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-08-07 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains jokes, quizzes, puzzles and games, plus extracts from various stories.
Book Synopsis My Brother's Famous Bottom by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book My Brother's Famous Bottom written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-01-04 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘That’s the one!’ she cried. ‘That’s the bottom I’m after. Darling, you have the most gorgeous bottom!’ Nicholas’s dad has a plan to make some fast cash. Nappies! Some disposable-nappy people are looking for a beautiful botty for their new advert – and all Nicholas’s baby brother has to do is pass the audition. What could possibly go wrong?
Book Synopsis There's A Pharaoh In Our Bath! by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book There's A Pharaoh In Our Bath! written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tony Lightspeed is always bringing home sick and injured animals, so when he turns up with an unconscious man dressed from head to tie in rather stinky bandages, his family aren't too surprised. But then they discover that the man is an ancient Egyptian pharaoh named Sennapod, who has been dead for over 4,000 years. Brought back to life by two dastardly grave robbers, Sennapod is on the run. Can he persuade the Lightspeeds to help him?
Download or read book The Beak Speaks written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2003-08-07 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mark is concerned that his dad has too much to do since his mum left - looking after him and his sister Tammy, the house and his vet's practice. He advertises for a girlfriend for his dad and soon the surgery is full of eager women, including the beautiful, but evil, Divine and her ugly henchman, Jaundice. This pair of crooks are smuggling animals and need a vet to look after them. Mark's dad is a sucker for Divine, but just to make sure of his help, she kidnaps the children. Luckily Mark has made friends with one of the smuggled chimps, Arnold Teabag, who is a bit of an escape artist, and the chimp brings help. The story is told alternatively by Mark and the family's wise-cracking pet mynah bird!
Book Synopsis Lost! The Hundred-Mile-An-Hour Dog by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Lost! The Hundred-Mile-An-Hour Dog written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-01-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Streaker the dog is lost. And not just a bit lost, but REALLY LOST! It wasn't even her fault.! She wanted to protect some pies from the PIE ROBBER and suddenly she's miles from home and two-legged Trevor and she has to make friends with a cat. A CAT! But it gets a lot hairier when they find themselves face-to-face with a baboon . . . For the first time ever, Streaker tells her incredible adventures in her own words – and very funny words they are too. Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the chaotic fun.
Download or read book Cartoon Kid written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll never GUESS what Mr Butternut said at school today: 'This is your first day with me and I can see that there is something amazing about you . . . all of you are hiding a BIG SECRET.' And do you know what it is? We are all SUPERHEROES. I nearly fell off my chair! Then we had to choose our superhero names. I'm Casper the Cartoon Kid, my best friend's Big Feet Pete and moaning Noella Niblet - she's the Incredible Sulk! Now we can fight injustice AND Gory and Tory the Vampire Twins. They've stolen something that belongs to us and we want it back - WHAM-BAM-JELLY AND-JAM!
Book Synopsis The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2010-06-03 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trevor's mum has offered him £30 to walk the dog every day of the holidays. But Streaker is no ordinary dog, she's a rocket on four legs with a woof attached! Trevor enlists the help of best friend Tina to keep Streaker under control - with some hilarious results! A favourite story from a prize-winning author.
Book Synopsis We Want to be On the Telly (Pocket Money Puffin) by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book We Want to be On the Telly (Pocket Money Puffin) written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilariously funny story of Heathrow (affectionately named after London's airport) whose TOTALLY EMBARRASSING parents will do anything to be on TV, even if it involves rice pudding or a racing car or a rhinoceros! But in the end it's Heathrow's quick thinking that makes the news headlines! Laugh your socks off with this highly silly story specially for Pocket Money Puffins.
Book Synopsis Beware! Killer Tomatoes by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Beware! Killer Tomatoes written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-01-04 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack's in trouble. Big trouble. Not only is he in hospital with a leg in traction (boring) but he knows the police are coming for him. Because of an accident – a tomato-related accident – involving a supermarket pyramid and an old-age pensioner. Whoops! Jeremy Strong knows exactly what makes kids laugh, and he's on top form in this very funny detective spoof. A major rebranding and repackaging programme in 2007 will ensure there's not a child in the country who hasn't laughed their socks off with Jeremy! Rowan Clifford's illustrations add to the fun.
Book Synopsis Batpants and the Vanishing Elephant by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Batpants and the Vanishing Elephant written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2011-08-04 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FANTASTI-BUBBLY-CRUMBO! When the Lovehart family receive a MEGA-MASSIVE delivery, there's only one thing it can be. An elephant of course! A gentle giant named Fudge has come to live with them - he can be a friend for their pet orang-utan, Batpants. But then Fudge mysteriously vanishes . . . he's been elephant-napped, for a ransom of TWO MILLION pounds! Who can save twinkle-toes Fudge? Never fear - Batpants is on the trail! Hoo hooo hooooo ha ha ha ha ha!
Book Synopsis Invasion of the Christmas Puddings by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Invasion of the Christmas Puddings written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2008-10-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Tis the season to be jolly tra-la-la-la-la ... BUT WAIT! Father Christmas's EVIL brother, Bad Christmas, is plotting to take over the world. His poisonous Christmas puddings that turn humans into zombies are pouring through from The Other Side in their millions. Millions of Christmas puddings, all made of deadly sticky matter! But four children from Plumpot Primary have escaped the puddings. Are they in time to stop Bad Christmas and save the world? Prepare to be ... puddified!
Book Synopsis My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book My Brother's Hot Cross Bottom written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicholas and his family are hatching eggs for his school's Easter Fair. But the eggs keep going missing and their new rabbits, Saucepan and Nibblewibble, are causing havoc in the garden. Perhaps Cilla, their nosy new neighbour, is even more trouble than she seems?
Book Synopsis I'm Telling You, They're Aliens! by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book I'm Telling You, They're Aliens! written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2000-05-04 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rob worries about everything - being bitten by snakes to dinosaurs waiting round the corner. So when the Vorks move in across the road, he is convinced that they're aliens and that he must save the world!
Book Synopsis Holiday Ha Ha Ha! by : Simon & Schuster UK
Download or read book Holiday Ha Ha Ha! written by Simon & Schuster UK and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight Sunny Funny Reads from a brilliant selection of bestselling authors! Get ready to laugh your summer socks off with this collection of hilarious short stories – from disastrous car journeys to super-powered grannies to gruesomely funny ghost hunters there’s something for everyone in this side-splitting anthology! Featuring a stellar line-up of much-loved authors including Steve Cole, David Solomons, Joanna Nadin, Jeremy Strong, William Sutcliffe, Steven Butler, Candy Harper and Jonathan Meres. ‘These eight silly tales for summer from top children’s writers are huge fun’ The Times ‘This silly selection will guarantee smiles all around’ Sunday Express
Book Synopsis My Mum's Going to Explode! by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book My Mum's Going to Explode! written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2007-01-04 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Oooh! I’m going to be a granny!’ she cried. ‘You already are a granny, Granny.’ I pointed out. ‘. . . Oh yes. So I am!’ Nicholas’s mum is having a baby. It’s going to mean some big changes. His mum’s getting ENORMOUS and Granny wants to live in the garden! But that’s not all, because there’s an even bigger shock to come . . .
Book Synopsis Kidnapped! The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog's Sizzling Summer by : Jeremy Strong
Download or read book Kidnapped! The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog's Sizzling Summer written by Jeremy Strong and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2014-06-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kidnapped! The-Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog's Sizzling Summer is the laugh-a-minute 100th title by King of Comedy Jeremy Strong. When Streaker goes on her summer holidays, hilarious misadventures can't be far behind. Jeremy Strong is immensely popular with children, who love his unique brand of silliness. He won the Children's Book Award in 1997 with The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog, and in 2008 won the Sheffield Children's Book Award for Beware! Killer Tomatoes.
