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Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: The Complete Collection by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: The Complete Collection written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 200 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Actor! written by Frederick Stroppel and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2003 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This comic odyssey charts the life and times of the title character as he makes his way through the show business jungle seeking fame and artistic fulfillment. As a baby he learns that crying brings nourishment and affection; crying too long and loud results in scolds and smacks. Armed with this lesson about the capricious nature of existence, he launches into his craft as a child playing a Wise Man at Christmas. Then it's on to the acting Mecca of New York and acting lessons, a job in children's theatre and the crushing rejection of auditions. He heads to Hollywood and finds success on television and stardom in movies, but his time at the top is fleeting. Throughout, the Actor encounters a bevy of curious characters who influence his journey through this unnatural world.
Book Synopsis Spells to Forget Us by : Aislinn Brophy
Download or read book Spells to Forget Us written by Aislinn Brophy and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-09-17 with total page 433 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A witch and a non-magical girl get stuck in an endless cycle of meet-cutes and breakups in this heart-stopping romantic young adult fantasy. "A seamless, mind-bending exploration of love and identity that manages to completely re-invent the time-loop story....You’ll never read a book quite like this again." —Mark Oshiro, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Into the Light Luna is a powerful witch. Known for her skills and feared for her temper, she’s set to preserve her family’s legacy by becoming the head of Boston’s Witch Council—a job she does not want. Aoife is a non-magical girl. Raised under the lens of her influencer family, she’s grown up in the public eye. Now she yearns for privacy—but knows her parents won’t oblige. Just when they are at their lowest, Aoife and Luna find each other and start dating. As decreed by magic law, Luna casts a spell that will erase Aoife’s memories of their history together if they ever break up. But when Aoife and Luna end things, it’s both of them who forget . . . that is, until they meet again, fall for each other, and recover all the memories of their last attempt at dating. So begins the story of two star-crossed lovers who keep finding their way into each other’s orbits, even as the universe pulls them apart. When they set out to break the cycle, will they be strangers forever or together at last? "A whirlwind of whimsical romance and examinations of autonomy and familial duty." —Jas Hammonds, award-winning author of We Deserve Monuments
Download or read book Unwritten written by Serena Akeroyd and published by Cazzy Productions. This book was released on 2021-08-04 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Insatiable. Eager. Hopeful. Universal truth: Romance readers always want more. The next chapter, the next book, the unwritten words living in their favorite author’s mind. What happens next? How could you do that to my babies? I wonder what was going on in the other character’s head… You’ll never have all the answers, but inside these pages, you’ll get just a bit of the Unwritten. Nineteen previously unwritten stories all for your curious little heart to devour. Come see what’s going on with Serena Akeroyd’s Feckers, Crystal Ash’s Shadow, Kathryn Moon’s Lola and pack, and so many more of your favorite characters. All proceeds for this Anthology will be donated to the beloved member of the indie community, Izzy Hix, in hopes of helping her and her family as she recovers from a long and complicated hospital stay due to Covid-19.
Download or read book Kiss the Girl written by Tara Sivec and published by Swerve. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A struggling antiques collector finds herself falling in love with a millionaire playboy; but can she ever be a part of his world? Meet the Naughty Princess Club, a series from USA Today bestselling author Tara Sivec that brings readers to Fairytale Lane and the hilarity—and romance—that three women fall into once they decide to strut their stuff and bring on their own happily ever after. While her friends have broken free of their insecurities, Ariel Waters is struggling to come out of her shell. Her ex-husband took away her voice and her self-confidence, and Ariel is drowning under a sea of debt to afford the alimony she has to pay him. She refuses to ever fall for a man’s charms again, and is determined to make her own way. When her house and her beloved antiques are taken by the bank after too many missed payments, Ariel finds herself adrift until the infuriatingly charming Eric Sailor comes to her rescue. Although she can’t stand the millionaire playboy, Eric’s kindness and unconditional support reveal hidden depths and a love that Ariel never imagined she could find. But there are outside influences who will stop at nothing to keep them apart; can Ariel and Eric weather the storm and find a way to be together in Kiss the Girl?
Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Still Coloring by : Cider Mill Press
Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Still Coloring written by Cider Mill Press and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language, now in coloring book format! Perfect your coordination skills and satisfy your inner rebel with these swear-filled coloring pages. Focus on something other than bills and remember what having fun feels like with 112 coloring pages. Belligerent one-liners, foul-mouthed insults, and just plain immature language will help you find your inner love of coloring, and hatred of being productive. Put down the resignation letter and pick up a pencil, these activities will save your patience (and your job!). So take some of the stress out of adulthood and color the hell out of this activity book.
Download or read book Frenched written by Melanie Harlow and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-29 with total page 526 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **This book includes FRENCHED (Mia and Lucas) and YANKED (a Mia and Lucas novella)**FRENCHED: When I got dumped by my stupid fiancé a week before the wedding, my plans involved nothing more than ice cream, and blanket fort, and a bonfire of his possessions. But my friends convinced me that bitter tastes better drowned in Bordeaux, so I came to Paris for a single-moon. Then I met him. He's shown me things I've never seen before, and I'm not talking about the Louvre. Is it just the seduction of Paris? Or could this be the real thing? YANKED:I never expected any of this- Getting dumped. Going to Paris alone. Falling for Lucas (he was so not on my list). We've done the long-distance-love thing for eight months now, and I'm ready for more. But after I discover what he's been hiding, will he stay on my list? Or should I cross him off for good?
Book Synopsis Accept The Good In Your Life, Like Me. I'm A Fucking Delight. by : Grace Ink
Download or read book Accept The Good In Your Life, Like Me. I'm A Fucking Delight. written by Grace Ink and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-27 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 105 Page Lined Journal is perfect for recording your notes, stories, goals, dreams, hopes, aspirations, thoughts, and feelings. Satin Matte Bound Paperback Cover Crisp White Paper Gorgeous Design
Download or read book The Absolutist written by John Boyne and published by Other Press (NY). This book was released on 2011 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tristan Sadler, a gay soldier, recalls his time spent fighting in World War I and the intensity of his friendship with Will Bancroft, a soldier who became a conscientious objector and was shot as a traitor.
Download or read book Triple Trouble written by Jodi Redford and published by Jodi Redford. This book was released on 2023-03-28 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hudson McKay—almost reformed bad boy and reigning king of trouble. Forfeiting that tarnished crown? A daily struggle. Blame it on Stacia Colton and Cal Haverstock…two people he shouldn’t have effed up fantasies about. For starters, he’s Stacia’s boss. If that’s not complicated enough, his kid brother ditched her at the altar. It’d be a damn miracle if Stacia doesn’t believe all McKays are raging A-holes. Then there’s Cal. Hudson’s best friend and business partner. AKA: The offbeat Viking teddybear with a heart of gold who’s also responsible for turning Hudson’s life around when he hit rock bottom. In other words, if he gave in to his depraved urges where Cal and Stacia are concerned, it’d be disastrous. The worst decision of his life. And he’s made plenty of those to make him an expert. Including that racy video of him, ahem, indulging in some solo action. The same video he didn’t count on resurfacing, much less landing on Cal’s and Stacia’s radar. Now the two people he’s pledged not to touch are offering him the kind of trouble he can’t afford. Or resist…even if giving in could cost them everything.
Download or read book Trouble Play written by Elizabeth Hunter and published by Recurve Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-08-23 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian EV Lane thought she’d done it all, but taking on the role of mistress of ceremonies for the Desert Fancy Dog Show may be her most challenging gig yet. The locals are a menagerie of high-strung prima donnas and nervous Nelsons, and she’s not talking about the dogs. When high-stakes competition leads to gruesome murder, she’s going to need every telepathic power at her disposal—and every psychic friend she knows—to make this show go on. Pesky police detectives, dangerously attractive investigators, and a menagerie of our favorite Vista de Lirio characters make this mystery the most twisted yet! TROUBLE PLAY is the third book in the Vista de Lirio series, a paranormal mystery series by Elizabeth Hunter, best-selling author of the Elemental Mysteries, the Glimmer Lake series, and The Irin Chronicles.
Download or read book Dirty Tricks written by Emma Hart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-01-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The sexiest, most mysterious Burke brother of all peels back his stage persona to reveal the real man—and the rock-hard body—behind the rockstar in the banging fourth book from New York Times bestselling author Emma Hart’s hot new adult series that began with Dirty Past, Dirty Secret, and Dirty Lies. After witnessing an endless string of late nights, long tours, and eager groupies her world-famous father could never resist, Chelsey Young knows the dirty truth behind the glamorous façade of the rockstar life. Which is exactly why she takes hot as hell guitarist Kye Burke to bed when he decides he wants her. One night. That’s how rockstars roll. Unless your name is Kye Burke. The quietest of all his brothers, Kye’s style has never really been pumping and dumping, so pursuing Chelsey isn’t a hard choice for him. The hard part is keeping hold of the girl who’s hotter than the Sahara one minute then so cold even Antarctica wouldn’t touch her the next…despite the fact that they can’t stay away from each other. The fact that he’s about to leave for L.A. to record the newest Dirty B. album doesn’t work in his favor, either. A long-distance relationship is the reason Chelsey’s parents divorced, and she’s sworn them off. Completely. Forever. No way. Kye has two weeks to prove to Chelsey that he isn’t the kind of man her father is. She has two weeks to convince him that it’s never going to happen. But Kye didn’t get where he is by giving up…and even if it’s the fight of his life, there’s no way he’s giving Chelsey up.
Download or read book The Chase written by Elle Kennedy and published by Elle Kennedy Inc.. This book was released on 2018-08-06 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Alpha Nocturne's Contracted Mate by : A E Randell
Download or read book Alpha Nocturne's Contracted Mate written by A E Randell and published by StarNovel (HK) Co., Limited. This book was released on 2023-01-03 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fuck, Ada..." "Brad... oh, fuck... deeper... harder!" Ada's shrill voice begged between breathy moans. The banging of the headboard against the wall intensified as Ann froze. No... it couldn't be! She took a deep breath and nudged the door a little more. Her chest felt like it would explode as she held her breath whilst the crack widened. When it revealed her sister lying underneath Ann's husband-to-be, her hands flew to her mouth to stifle the gasp of horror as her heart shattered instantly. As Brad roared his release inside her sister, Ada turned her head towards the door with a smirk. An icy chill descended over Ann as if a bucket of ice water had been thrown over her and she stood and stared, her eyes wide and mouth slightly open in disbelief. Ada lifted her hand and waved in Ada's direction with a smug smile plastered on her face as Brad collapsed on top of her, kissing her neck tenderly. Is there anything you can do if your mate had sex with your sister? *** This Novel is still Ongoing. Book two comprises chapters 51-100. Book three should follow by the end of January 2023 with another 50 chapters.
Book Synopsis To the Jerk in 4C by : Kristin MacQueen
Download or read book To the Jerk in 4C written by Kristin MacQueen and published by Kristin MacQueen. This book was released on 2023-07-02 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He’s all I can think about, and I don’t even know what he looks like. It started with a noisy neighbor and an angry note, filled with as much rage as I could cram in there. Then I got one back, and began an exciting, heated letter exchange. I can say anything I want to him because we’ll never meet. I can’t help daydreaming about what he looks like, until the man of my dreams walks into my life, and I'm taken on a wild ride I never expected. I have a thing for a woman I’ve never even met. Her notes make me laugh, and I wouldn’t say half of these things to her face, but that’s the best part. I love hiding behind the anonymous letters. No matter how bad my day is, I know I’ll have a note from my dream girl, and I crave to read those three little words at the bottom of every letter: Sincerely, F*ck You. When I start working on a new renovation, I'm pleasantly surprised by the smart and sassy woman I meet. She’s everything I’ve ever wanted. If only the world wasn’t against us every time I try to ask her out. Tropes: romcom, neighbors, workplace, meet cute, secret letters, enemies to lovers, mistaken identity, blue collar romance, small town romance
Book Synopsis I'm a Fucking Delight by : Penciol Press
Download or read book I'm a Fucking Delight written by Penciol Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-29 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Researchers find swearing has health benefits. If you're in pain, curse twice and start coloring! Our Motivating Swear Word Coloring Book features: For Adults Only, NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN; 27 Designs: phrases like You got this shit, Make it f*cking happen, Y'all motherfuckers need yoga, You are pretty f*cking awesome, etc nicely placed on therapeutic mandalas; Designs are made up of positive swear word quotes surrounded by cool and fun patterns; Single-sided Print to prevent bleed-through; Great for adults relaxation and stress relief; 8.5" x 11" Large Format, 57 pages, Paperback Glossy Cover, Perfect Bound. If you are ready to relax, color and swear, then click "Add to cart". Please Click on Penciol (Author) for more awesome books for kids and adults.
Book Synopsis Spells and Slip-ups by : Annie Anderson
Download or read book Spells and Slip-ups written by Annie Anderson and published by Annie Anderson. This book was released on 2022-07-05 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I suck at witchcraft. Coming from a long line of famous witches, I should be at the top of the heap. Problem is, if there’s a spell cast anywhere near me, I‘ll somehow mess it up. As a probationary agent with the Arcane Bureau of Investigation, I have two choices: I can limp along and maybe pass myself off as a competent agent, or I can die. Horribly. Worse news? I seem to have a stalker in the form of a sinfully hot, perpetually grumpy wolf who seems to have a keen interest in keeping me alive. Whose idea was this again?
