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If You Give A Mommy A Glass Of Wine
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Book Synopsis If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine by : Renee Charytan
Download or read book If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine written by Renee Charytan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A parody of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" by Laura Numeroff.
Book Synopsis If You Give a Mom a Martini-- by : Julie Klappas
Download or read book If You Give a Mom a Martini-- written by Julie Klappas and published by Clarkson Potter Publishers. This book was released on 2009 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 100 ideas for "mommy time-outs" for busy moms.
Download or read book Cork Dork written by Bianca Bosker and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AND A NEW YORK TIMES CRITICS' PICK “Thrilling . . . [told] with gonzo élan . . . When the sommelier and blogger Madeline Puckette writes that this book is the Kitchen Confidential of the wine world, she’s not wrong, though Bill Buford’s Heat is probably a shade closer.” —Jennifer Senior, The New York Times Professional journalist and amateur drinker Bianca Bosker didn’t know much about wine—until she discovered an alternate universe where taste reigns supreme, a world of elite sommeliers who dedicate their lives to the pursuit of flavor. Astounded by their fervor and seemingly superhuman sensory powers, she set out to uncover what drove their obsession, and whether she, too, could become a “cork dork.” With boundless curiosity, humor, and a healthy dose of skepticism, Bosker takes the reader inside underground tasting groups, exclusive New York City restaurants, California mass-market wine factories, and even a neuroscientist’s fMRI machine as she attempts to answer the most nagging question of all: what’s the big deal about wine? What she learns will change the way you drink wine—and, perhaps, the way you live—forever. “Think: Eat, Pray, Love meets Somm.” —theSkimm “As informative as it is, well, intoxicating.” —Fortune
Download or read book Why Mommy Drinks written by Gill Sims and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Mommy Drinks is the brilliant novel from Gill Sims, the author of the online sensation Peter and Jane.
Book Synopsis Moms Who Drink and Swear by : Nicole Knepper
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Book Synopsis Happy & You Know It by : Laura Hankin
Download or read book Happy & You Know It written by Laura Hankin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “For fans of Sex and the City and The Nanny Diaries comes this juicy story…that would make even the most meticulously Drybar-ed hair curl.”—Good Housekeeping As seen in The Washington Post • Good Housekeeping • theSkimm • Good Morning America • ABC News • Book of the Month • Belletrist • OK! Magazine • Betches • Newsweek • Parade • New York Post Best Book of the Week A dark, witty page-turner about a struggling young musician who takes a job singing for a playgroup of overprivileged babies and their effortlessly cool moms, only to find herself pulled into their glamorous lives and dangerous secrets.... After her former band shot to superstardom without her, Claire reluctantly agrees to a gig as a playgroup musician for wealthy infants on New York's Park Avenue. Claire is surprised to discover that she is smitten with her new employers, a welcoming clique of wellness addicts with impossibly shiny hair, who whirl from juice cleanse to overpriced miracle vitamins to spin class with limitless energy. There is perfect hostess Whitney who is on the brink of social-media stardom and just needs to find a way to keep her flawless life from falling apart. Caustically funny, recent stay-at-home mom Amara who is struggling to embrace her new identity. And old money, veteran mom Gwen who never misses an opportunity to dole out parenting advice. But as Claire grows closer to the stylish women who pay her bills, she uncovers secrets and betrayals that no amount of activated charcoal can fix. Filled with humor and shocking twists, Happy and You Know It is a brilliant take on motherhood – exposing it as yet another way for society to pass judgment on women – while also exploring the baffling magnetism of curated social-media lives that are designed to make us feel unworthy. But, ultimately, this dazzling novel celebrates the unlikely bonds that form, and the power that can be unlocked, when a group of very different women is thrown together when each is at her most vulnerable.
Book Synopsis Must. Have. Wine. by : Katrina W. Epp
Download or read book Must. Have. Wine. written by Katrina W. Epp and published by . This book was released on 2012-12 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Must. Have. Wine. It's a modern moms' mantra, no matter what type of day we're having; when we've come to the end of our rope, had the best day ever, or simply just want to unwind. Along with that glass of wine, we often find comfort in knowing other moms are going through the same things we are. Must. Have. Wine. A Toast to Motherhood, is a collection of relatable stories by everyday moms assuring that none of us are perfect and we're all in this crazy race together. If you're looking for a reason to pour that glass of wine tonight, we've got 81 reasons you should! Always feeling guilty about something you did or didn't do? "Guilt Will Always Be There, Let Love Triumph" is the story for you! See Reason #4 Tired of your hubby putting the moves on you when all you need is another hour of sleep? Been there! You must read "Midnight Lovin'!" See Reason #58 Is the constant wailing from your colicky baby enough to make you want to lock yourself in the closet and bawl your eyes out? Read another mother's colic survival story in "This Too Shall Pass." See Reason #37 Think you're the only mom who can't brave the McDonald's playland slide to save your toddler? You'll laugh out loud when you read "I'm Not Lovin' It!" See Reason #15 With savvy wit and a healthy dose of reality, Must.Have.Wine. A Toast to Motherhood. takes you on the emotional journey we all experience as mothers, while gracefully offering advice and an aura of camaraderie. Each chapter offers stories that complement the ups and downs of this wondrous and challenging role we're all living: Chapter 1 inspires-Let go of your mommy guilt and embrace your imperfections! Chapter 2 amuses-Laugh out loud as you are reminded of the funnies from your own zany life with young children. Chapter 3 encourages-In your darkest of days it's comforting to know you will survive. Chapter 4 delights-Giggle at the fun and often cute moments of motherhood. Chapter 5 relieves-For those stressful and frustrating times...know that you're not alone. Chapter 6 indulges-Sweet tales remind us why we're blessed to be moms. Whether you're headed to a baby shower, looking for a holiday gift, or buying for a friend's birthday-Must.Have.Wine. makes the perfect gift for any mommy in your life: your sister, your best friend, or even...yourself. Together, let's raise our glasses to toast the laughter, the tears, and this zaniness we call motherhood.
Book Synopsis The Day the Mommies Quit by : Renee Charytan
Download or read book The Day the Mommies Quit written by Renee Charytan and published by Jambalaya Press. This book was released on 2019-03-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Day the Mommies Quit is the hilarious homage to Drew Daywalt and Oliver Jeffers's The Day the Crayons Quit. One day, a bunch of exhausted, frustrated, and severely overwhelmed Moms decide to quit! Dairy Farmer Mom feels like her baby is "using" her for her milk, and I Need-a-Break Mom has never taken a vacation or a sick day. Ever! What can the poor children do to get their moms to come home to kiss their boo-boos, hold their garbage, and wipe their butts? This story is a conversation starter for parents with a sense of humor about the unspoken struggles of Motherhood. The perfect gift for baby showers, new moms-or any mom who's ever felt like quitting.
Download or read book Pour Me Some Wine! written by Leah Speer and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pour Me Some Whine/Wine will be the first wine pairing book for moms. Each of the 80 stories has a "reason" for moms to pour that glass tonight. The stories are arranged by 6 emotions in motherhood, and each story also has a witty wine pairing that contains a metaphor or something quirky to tie into the story itself. It is an uplifting book that cheerleads and supports moms.
Book Synopsis Colors of the Wine Country by : Kyle Goleno
Download or read book Colors of the Wine Country written by Kyle Goleno and published by . This book was released on 2014-08-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A baby board book exploring the colors of the wine country.
Book Synopsis Tired of Thinking About Drinking by : Belle Robertson
Download or read book Tired of Thinking About Drinking written by Belle Robertson and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Mommy Drinks Wine Because of You! by : J. Graham
Download or read book Mommy Drinks Wine Because of You! written by J. Graham and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-31 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's be honest. Your kids will drive you to drink, and this book will prove that point. Enjoy this humorously illustrated book that is written in children's book style, but meant for the mothers out there. The catchy rhymes will make all the pain and suffering your kids put you through completely worth it. (Maybe not, but it should at least put a smile on your face.)
Book Synopsis It's Not about the Wine by : Celeste Yvonne
Download or read book It's Not about the Wine written by Celeste Yvonne and published by Broadleaf Books . This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alcohol isn't going to fix the systemic lack of support for mothers--and pretending it's the solution to surviving motherhood does more harm than good. A wine glass etched with "Mommy needs wine"; a T-shirt that says, "I wine because my kids whine"; a onesie proclaiming, "I'm the reason mommy drinks." This is Mommy Wine Culture: the pervasive message that alcohol helps us survive motherhood. But according to writer and mother Celeste Yvonne, it's a symptom of a much larger issue: the mental load of motherhood, a burden born from outdated family norms, traditional roles, and a systemic lack of support for moms--all of which impact our mental health. In this refreshing, honest take on some of the most pressing concerns for twenty-first-century parents, Yvonne mixes research, cultural references, her own story, and engaging interviews with other moms who sought refuge in wine and found a way out. Drinking to blur the tumultuous days of parenting is a catch-22: it actually keeps us from being present during this precious time. It's Not about the Wine pulls back the veil on what's really plaguing mothers, offers tangible tips for how to lighten your mental load, and paves a path forward for all of us who want to survive and thrive during these weary and wonderful years. From advice on talking about your mental load with your partner, to curating the media we consume and the company we keep, to deep reflections about how we use alcohol to manage burnout and stress, Yvonne helps us recognize the messaging of Mommy Wine Culture for what it is: a distraction from what we really need. If you are worn out and looking to evaluate your relationship to alcohol and motherhood, It's Not about the Wine is an invaluable companion.
Download or read book Mommy Wants Wine written by M. T. Resh and published by Pops & Hops Publishing. This book was released on 2022-03-08 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Gift For Moms! (Especially those that love Wine!)Wonderful Gift for Moms Old and New and everywhere in between!Great present for "Bring a Book, Not a Card events" as well as Baby Showers, Mother's Day, and Birthdays!This fun story explores the various adventures of motherhood with hilarious and entertaining illustrations to make mom smile and laugh! Mommy Wants Wine is a fun gift for moms old and new with a love for wine and an even greater love for your little one and being the best mommy they can be. A great book to unwind with after a long day of parenting adventure and with a glass of wine all in a tasteful and appropriate way. Please drink and read responsibly!
Book Synopsis If You Can Read This Bring Me a Glass of Wine by : Forget Me Nott
Download or read book If You Can Read This Bring Me a Glass of Wine written by Forget Me Nott and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A greatly designed Mother's Day gift for moms or a perfect gift for any wine lover. Notebooks and journals make great gift ideas for mom and a perfect gift for mom. If You Can Read This Bring Me a Glass of Wine journal is the perfect gift for any wine lover. Whether it is a birthday gift for mom, Mother Day gifts for mom, or Christmas gifts for mom, notebooks are unique gifts that your mom will love. The premium quality color glossy cover. 6x9 inch college ruled pages.
Book Synopsis A Daughter’S Duty Part 1 by : Linda D. Coker
Download or read book A Daughter’S Duty Part 1 written by Linda D. Coker and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-07-08 with total page 461 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Belinda Star is a highly decorated veteran of the United States Army. Her military background has created a woman adept in the art of battle, but even her specialized training and battlefield experiences could not prepare her to deal with the crimes committed by her own family. Crimes that not only were committed against the American public, but also against Belinda herself. In the midst of familial tension, Belinda must travel from Germany, where she lives with her active duty husband, back to the United States--back to a place and a family she left long ago. She knows that her mother has, once again, found herself in trouble with the law, but it is not until Belinda arrives that she realizes the extent of her mother's crimes and the secrets she has concealed. Despite the poor treatment Belinda has endured throughout her life at the hands of her own family, she finds herself alone in her efforts to save them from the debt they have created and the legal infractions they have committed. Violence. Alcoholism. Theft. Impersonation. The list of problems within Belinda's family is long, yet she remains steadfast in her commitment to them. Even when Belinda is the only family member who has surfaced to help, her family continues their lies and betrayal, causing Belinda to question her own pledges of allegiance to them time and time again. Belinda must remain the stoic and steadfast soldier she has always been to pull back the layers and layers of deceit and mystery her family has created over several decades. As Belinda uncovers the family secrets her mother will do anything to conceal, she begins to discover even more about her heritage and, consequently, even more about herself. Through her diligence and skill, Belinda not only finds a way to right the wrongs her family has committed, but she also learns a great deal about the true meaning of a daughter's duty.
Book Synopsis No Kids Allowed by : Michelle Ann Abate
Download or read book No Kids Allowed written by Michelle Ann Abate and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children's literature isn't just for children anymore. This original study explores the varied forms and roles of children's literature—when it's written for adults. What do Adam Mansbach's Go the F**k to Sleep and Barbara Park's MA! There's Nothing to Do Here! have in common? These large-format picture books are decidedly intended for parents rather than children. In No Kids Allowed, Michelle Ann Abate examines a constellation of books that form a paradoxical new genre: children's literature for adults. Distinguishing these books from YA and middle-grade fiction that appeals to adult readers, Abate argues that there is something unique about this phenomenon. Principally defined by its form and audience, children's literature, Abate demonstrates, engages with more than mere nostalgia when recast for grown-up readers. Abate examines how board books, coloring books, bedtime stories, and series detective fiction written and published specifically for adults question the boundaries of genre and challenge the assumption that adulthood and childhood are mutually exclusive.
