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If I Were a Zombie

Author : Kate Inglis
Publisher : Nimbus Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781771088800
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (888 download)

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Download or read book If I Were a Zombie written by Kate Inglis and published by Nimbus Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If I were a zombie I'd package my drool put it in Mason jars sell it at school. This hilarious picture book written by Hackmatack Award-nominated Kate Inglis has two children trying to outdo one another, imagining what they could do if only they were a zombie, a ninja, or a robot. With outrageously entertaining rhyming text and brilliant illustrations from artist Eric Orchard, this is sure to be a favourite with readers of all ages.

I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

Author : Adam Selzer
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0375896678
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Book Synopsis I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It by : Adam Selzer

Download or read book I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It written by Adam Selzer and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2010-01-26 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Algonquin “Ali” Rhodes, the high school newspaper’s music critic, meets an intriguing singer, Doug, while reviewing a gig. He’s a weird-looking guy—goth, but he seems sincere about it, like maybe he was into it back before it was cool. She introduces herself after the set, asking if he lives in Cornersville, and he replies, in his slow, quiet murmur, “Well, I don’t really live there, exactly. . . .” When Ali and Doug start dating, Ali is falling so hard she doesn’t notice a few odd signs: he never changes clothes, his head is a funny shape, and he says practically nothing out loud. Finally Marie, the school paper’s fashion editor, points out the obvious: Doug isn’t just a really sincere goth. He’s a zombie. Horrified that her feelings could have allowed her to overlook such a flaw, Ali breaks up with Doug, but learns that zombies are awfully hard to get rid of—at the same time she learns that vampires, a group as tightly-knit as the mafia, don’t think much of music critics who make fun of vampires in reviews. . . .

Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?

Author : Max Brallier
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451608802
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Book Synopsis Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? by : Max Brallier

Download or read book Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse? written by Max Brallier and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hours of bone-crunching zombie action with 100 paths and 50 endings to choose from—perfect for fans of The Walking Dead. "Creepy, chilling, and lots of nasty fun" (Jonathan Maberry). Inside these pages lies unspeakable horror. Bloodsplattering, brain-impaling, flesh-devouring horror. You’ve probably read your fair share of zombie stories. But this time it’s different. No longer can you sit idle as a bunch of fools make all the wrong moves. All hell is about to break loose—and YOU have a say in humanity’s survival. You have choices to make. Moral dilemmas. Strategic decisions. Weapons. Vehicles. Will you be a hero? Or will you cover your own ass at all costs? Can you withstand the coming hours, days, weeks, and months? Or will you die amidst the chaos and violence of a zombie uprising? Or, worst of all, will you become one of them?

My Life as a White Trash Zombie

Author : Diana Rowland
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1472115759
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (721 download)

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Book Synopsis My Life as a White Trash Zombie by : Diana Rowland

Download or read book My Life as a White Trash Zombie written by Diana Rowland and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2014-07-17 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Angel Crawford is a loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken. That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the parish morgue--and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse. Before she knows it she's dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey--just when she's hungriest! Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat. Literally.

Paul Is Undead

Author : Alan Goldsher
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439177953
Total Pages : 309 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Paul Is Undead written by Alan Goldsher and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-22 with total page 309 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME TO REALLY MEET THE BEATLES. For John Lennon, a young, idealistic zombie guitarist with dreams of global domination, Liverpool seems the ideal place to form a band that could take over the world. In an inspired act, Lennon kills and reanimates local rocker Paul McCartney, kicking off an unstoppable partnership. With the addition of newly zombified guitarist George Harrison and drummer/Seventh Level Ninja Lord Ringo Starr, the Beatles soon cut a swath of bloody good music and bloody violent mayhem across Europe, America, and the entire planet. In this searing oral history, discover how the Fab Four climbed to the Toppermost of the Poppermost while stealing the hearts, ears, and brains of smitten teenage girls. Learn the tale behind a spiritual journey that resulted in the dismemberment of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Marvel at the seemingly indestructible quartet’s survival of a fierce attack by Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono. And find out how the boys escaped eternal death at the hands of England’s greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger. Through all this, one mystery remains: Can the Beatles sublimate their hunger for gray matter, remain on top of the charts, and stay together for all eternity? After all, three of the Fab Four are zombies, and zombies live forever. . . .

Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb

Author : MJ Ware
Publisher : MJA Ware
ISBN 13 : 1466355018
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (663 download)

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Download or read book Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb written by MJ Ware and published by MJA Ware. This book was released on 2011-09-18 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When life gives you lemons, kill zombies - turns out lemon juice neutralizes the undead. After a failed attempt at running away, best friends Nathan and Misty return home expecting to face angry parents. Instead, they discover the military has destroyed the bridges out of their rural town and everyone's fled-except a small horde of the living dead. The stress of flesh-eating zombies may be more than their already strained relationship can handle. Even with the help of the town geek and lemonade-powered Super-Soakers, there's not enough time to squeeze their way out of this sticky mess. Unless the trio eradicates the zombie infestation, while avoiding the deadly zombie snot, the military will blow the town, and them, to pulp. Their only shot is something with a lot more punch. Something like the Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb. But even if their friendship survives, there's another problem: Someone has to lure the undead into the trap.

So Now You're a Zombie

Author : John Austin
Publisher : Chicago Review Press
ISBN 13 : 161374286X
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (137 download)

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Download or read book So Now You're a Zombie written by John Austin and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All aspects of the zombie lifestyle are surveyed in this satirical take on an orientation manual for the newly undead. From how one became a zombie in the first place and the stages of zombification to survival mechanisms, this handbook offers specific advice on everything a fresh zombie needs to know about "life" expectancy, hunting techniques, hitching a ride, hand-to-mouth combat, and feeding etiquette. Instructions for extracting the living from boarded up farmhouses and broken down vehicles are included along with dozens of helpful diagrams outlining attack strategies such as the Ghoul Reach, the Flanking Zak, the Bite Hold, and the Aerial Fall for securing human prey and their all-important flesh and brains.

Pip and the Zombies

Author : Charles Dickens
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0977985946
Total Pages : 282 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (779 download)

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Download or read book Pip and the Zombies written by Charles Dickens and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orphan Pip gets help from the Anonymous Benefactor in pursuing his dreams of being the slaying partner of Estella Havisham.

Once Upon a Zombie

Author : Billy Phillips
Publisher : Gatekeeper Press
ISBN 13 : 9781642372526
Total Pages : 364 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (725 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a Zombie written by Billy Phillips and published by Gatekeeper Press. This book was released on 2018-06-20 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unexplainablenews.com is reporting strange phenomena in cemeteries in Scotland, Germany, Italy, and America. Only one individual knows what's happening--and why! This person also knows the one girl who can prevent an unspeakable and imminent catastrophe from taking place. But will she? When Caitlin Fletcher's mom disappeared (or left?) four years ago, Caitlin began suffering from breathless bouts of anxiety. Her new move to London, with her Dad and brainiac sister, threatens to lead to more situations that will trigger panic. Now, he's having anxiety over the possibility of having anxiety! Caitlin's life takes a turn for the bizarre when she's tricked into climbing down a "rabbit hole", landing in a wondrous fairy tale universe--except it's crawling with savage, starving blood-eyed zombies. But what's scarier--a blood thirsty zombie, a panic attack...or the painful truth?!

# I'm Zombie

Author : Tony Newton
Publisher : John Hunt Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1785350978
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book # I'm Zombie written by Tony Newton and published by John Hunt Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-27 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Accounts from the zombie apocalypse - letters, notes, documents, chatroom and forum fragments from the day a mystery virus is unleashed at an uncontrollable rate. As the virus sweeps the globe, no one is safe from its clutches. With mass hysteria, panic, breakdown of infrastructure, no law in place and very little food and water, how long could you survive? Don't believe all you read online...but it might just save your life if you do! This virus has gone viral!

An Ethical Guidebook to the Zombie Apocalypse

Author : Bryan Hall
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1350083631
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (5 download)

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Book Synopsis An Ethical Guidebook to the Zombie Apocalypse by : Bryan Hall

Download or read book An Ethical Guidebook to the Zombie Apocalypse written by Bryan Hall and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When your base camp is overrun by zombies, whom do you save if you cannot save everyone? Is it permissible to sacrifice one survivor to an undead horde in order to save a greater number of the living? Do you have obligations to loved ones who have turned? These are some of the troubling ethical questions you might face in a zombie apocalypse. Bryan Hall uses situations like these to creatively introduce the foundational theories of moral philosophy. Covering major thinkers such as Aristotle, Immanuel Kant, and John Stuart Mill, this is an introduction to Ethics like no other: a practical guidebook for surviving a zombie outbreak with your humanity intact. It shows you why moral reasoning matters as long as you still walk among the living. The book is written entirely from the perspective of someone struggling to survive in a world overrun by the undead. Each chapter begins with graphic art and a “field exercise” that uses a story from this world to illustrate an ethical problem. By considering moral controversies through the unfamiliar context of a zombie apocalypse, the morally irrelevant factors that get in the way of resolving these controversies are removed and you can better answer questions such as: · Do we have a moral obligation to help those less fortunate than ourselves? · Is it ever morally permissible to intentionally kill an innocent person? · Are non-rational but sentient beings morally considerable? Equipped with further reading sections and overviews of the theories that you would usually cover in an introductory Ethics course, this one-of-a-kind primer critically evaluates different procedures for moral action that you can use not only to survive but flourish in an undead world.

Diary of a Zombie

Author : Sergi Llauger
Publisher : Esdebook
ISBN 13 : 8415932537
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (159 download)

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Download or read book Diary of a Zombie written by Sergi Llauger and published by Esdebook. This book was released on 2014-08-20 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The day I died was the day when I nearly lost the little humanity that was left inside me. The eternal promise of leaving as a peaceful spirit was never fulfilled; instead, I became a wandering soul, rooted to the entrails of this wasteland. You might think that smiling in the face of death should be something glorious, but there’s nothing glorious about this. There’s only a deep and sinister emptiness inside. Destiny made me walk among demons I didn’t need to be scared of. It allowed me to stare at the sun without looking away from dawn to dusk. It placed the burden of this world on my back and also forced me to remember the meaning of love…and of giving human beings a second chance. Was there ever a reason for so many broken laws? Who knows…Let me tell you about a fascinating journey and faraway lands, about unswerving loyalty and unimaginable creatures. My name is Erico Lombardo and I am doomed to be aware of myself. Maybe, after my death, I still had one last thing to do…” “Diary of a Zombie” transports us to a desolate world, a planet wiped out by a massive pandemic where human beings have almost become extinct. But what makes this story different from the rest is the fact that it is told from a very unusual point of view: that of a zombie who, for unknown reasons, keeps his human consciousness and free will after being transformed. This is a unique case. After a few chapters in which the character is introduced, we will witness a story of redemption, full of human values, that is centered around a peculiar friendship. Erico’s cold, cynical and unsociable behavior will gradually change as he meets a lonely and mysterious 8-year-old girl on whom humankind’s scarce chances of survival depend. During the whole of his epic adventure, Erico will be linked to his most human side again, as he recovers memories and feelings he had not experienced since the times when warm blood still coursed through his veins. “Diary of a Zombie”, mostly set in a post-apocalyptic Barcelona, presents a pleasant story which will bring the reader both tears and laughter. It is a breath of fresh air that reinvents a genre which apparently had nothing new to offer.

The Collected Sonnets of William Shakespeare, Zombie

Author : William Shakespeare
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476631301
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book The Collected Sonnets of William Shakespeare, Zombie written by William Shakespeare and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if one of literature's greatest poets was actually a zombie, writing in an Elizabethan world teeming with the undead hiding in plain sight? Inviting readers to see the sublime in the looming apocalypse, this book presents all 154 Shakespearean sonnets (with minor alterations transfigured into "zonnets") in their horrifying glory, highlighting transcendent themes of love, death, beauty and feasting on the flesh of the living. Each sonnet portrays a zombie encounter, with accompanying vignettes revealing the struggles of undead life in early modern England. Original illustrations by Anna Pagnucci bring the nightmare to life. Shakespeare will never be the same.

Zombies Are People, Too (Project Z #2)

Author : Tommy Greenwald
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338305980
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (383 download)

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Book Synopsis Zombies Are People, Too (Project Z #2) by : Tommy Greenwald

Download or read book Zombies Are People, Too (Project Z #2) written by Tommy Greenwald and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arnold Z. Ombee is back in this wacky, page-turning sequel to A Zombie Ate My Homework! The zombie secret is out!Sort of... Scientists at the lab that Arnold escaped from claim they've changed their tune. Instead of creating super zombie soldiers, they just want humans and zombies to be friends.Too good to be true? Probably. But Arnold agrees to help teach other zombies everything he's learned so far about being a real human boy.But there's something that seems strange about these new "zombies" (well, stranger than usual). Arnold knows it's up to him to unearth the secret before it eats him up inside. And outside. And everywhere else.

Jane Zombie The Complete Series

Author : Gayle Katz
Publisher : In Your Face Publishers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 927 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Jane Zombie The Complete Series written by Gayle Katz and published by In Your Face Publishers. This book was released on 2022-06-08 with total page 927 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One book, six spine-chilling zombie stories to keep you up at night! A zombie outbreak on a college campus might be the end of me. I’m Jane. I’ve never fit in with my peers. And I just started spending my nights locked in the school radio station. Lucky, too, that’s what saved my life when the outbreak happened. But if the zombies get in, it’ll become my tomb. With communications down, a campus littered with baddies, and every little sound making me leap out of my skin, I’m not sure I’ll survive day one. Will I be able to fight off the zombies and outrun the apocalypse, or will flesh-eating terrors teach me a deadly final lesson? The Complete Jane Zombie Series Box Set contains all six books in the Jane Zombie Chronicles apocalypse series. If you like underdog heroines, horrifying undead, and action around every corner, then you'll love Gayle Katz's blood-curdling tales.

The Experiment Zombie Apocalypse

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Publisher : M.Modak
ISBN 13 : 1301639346
Total Pages : 187 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book The Experiment Zombie Apocalypse written by and published by M.Modak. This book was released on with total page 187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Prepare for Zombies, Survive a Flood

Author : Michael Walton
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476693862
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Download or read book Prepare for Zombies, Survive a Flood written by Michael Walton and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disaster can strike at any time and most people are not prepared for it. Disaster preparedness is essential, but most find it unexciting. However, anyone who has watched a zombie movie has a plan in mind for how they would survive it, and those imaginary plans translate well to real-world disaster scenarios. Using the backdrop of some of the most well-known zombie properties (Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, and The Walking Dead), this book is a guide for preparing for a disaster or service interruption lasting from just a few days to several weeks or more. Food, water, shelter, personal safety--all the topics are discussed, including what do to when you are forced to leave your shelter, and where to go. Readers will learn to comfortably and confidently face fires, floods, tornadoes, strong storms, roving zombies, or even rampaging kaiju.