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Author : Brenda Elsagher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781931945530
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (455 download)
Download or read book I'd Like to Buy A Bowel Please written by Brenda Elsagher and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190045
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Author : Jerry Carlin
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250285380
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book #1 Dad Jokes written by Jerry Carlin and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes that are so bad they're great! Get ready to watch for the eye roll! There’s nothing dads and corny joke-tellers love more than a good, clean, marginally funny joke. Add in some classic bathroom humor, and you have a winner! This collection of groan-worthy jokes gives cringe-loving comedians enough material to embarrass—well, everyone—for years to come (while maybe getting a chuckle or two). Whether you’re stockpiling side-splitters for your next family road trip or you’re doing a little light reading on the john, #1 Dad Jokes has all the clumsy, hilarious gags you need to lighten the load (if you know what we mean)! - 1,000+ hysterically facepalm-inducing riddles, puns, knock-knocks, and more - Hours of family-friendly fun with jokes that are just the right kind of off-putting - Hundreds of silly illustrations to drive the punny punch lines home
Author : Tom Segura
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1538704625
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book I'd Like to Play Alone, Please written by Tom Segura and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2022-06-14 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #2 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts “2 Bears 1 Cave” and “Your Mom’s House,” hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more. Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra. In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet. I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone.
Author : Toney Allman
Publisher : Greenhaven Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1420509586
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (25 download)
Download or read book Colon Cancer written by Toney Allman and published by Greenhaven Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2012-05-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colon cancer is cancer of the large intestine, which is the final part of our digestive tract. Most cases of colon cancer begin as small, noncancerous clumps of cells. Over time some of these clumps or polyps can become cancerous. Provide your readers with a detailed study of this disease. This book presents a description of this disease, and covers how it affects the body, as well as diagnosis and treatment. Personal narratives are also included.
Author : David M. Novick
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 144227199X
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (422 download)
Download or read book A Gastroenterologist’s Guide to Gut Health written by David M. Novick and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of Americans have complaints about, or disorders of, the esophagus, stomach, intestines, liver, gallbladder, or pancreas, all of which comprise the gastrointestinal (GI) tract. This book provides accurate, reliable, and up-to-date information on the most common GI disorders. Written by a gastroenterologist with decades of clinical and research experience, A Gastroenterologist’s Guide to Gut Health provides the advice that Dr. Novick gives to patients in his practice every day, written in a clear, conversational, and easily understandable style. Advocating strongly for colon cancer screening and prevention, he walks readers through the process of colonoscopy, demystifying the procedure so patients know exactly what to expect. A review of alternatives to colonoscopy are also included. In addition to colonoscopy and colon cancer, Dr. Novick reviews irritable bowel syndrome, inflammatory bowel disease (Crohn’s disease and ulcerative colitis), celiac disease, acid reflux, hepatitis C, hemorrhoids, and many other GI diseases. He provides clear and specific details on best nutrition practices and explains how to get the most out of your visit to the doctor. Anyone with questions about digestive health, prevention, and screening will find here a ready and accessible resource for staying healthy and feeling good.
Author : Milkyway Media
Publisher : Milkyway Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Summary of Tom Segura's Id Like to Play Alone Please written by Milkyway Media and published by Milkyway Media. This book was released on 2024-01-14 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the Summary of Tom Segura's Id Like to Play Alone Please in 20 minutes. Please note: This is a summary & not the original book. Tom Segura's book "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please" offers a candid look into his life, family, and career as a comedian. His father, a retired Marine Corps Captain, is known for his abrupt social exits and explicit discussions about his digestive health, while his mother, a Peruvian immigrant, is polite yet direct. Tom's childhood dreams of a medical career were dashed after witnessing surgeries, and his passion for hip-hop and sports shaped his identity. His experiences in Peru, where he spent summers, helped him embrace his Peruvian heritage and taught him the value of using personal strengths to overcome challenges. Segura's encounters with celebrities like Bruce Bruce and Big Daddy Kane highlight his journey in the comedy world, where he faced the realities of cultural appropriation and the challenges of building a fan base. Despite setbacks, Segura's persistence led to success with his Netflix special and his popular podcast, "Your Mom's House." The book also delves into his personal life, including his relationship with his wife and the unique personalities of his two sons. Segura's reflections on language, parental love, and the unpredictability of life offer a humorous yet poignant perspective on the complexities of navigating fame, family, and personal growth.
Author : Mary Farmer
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1848766548
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (487 download)
Download or read book Cold Tea and Tears written by Mary Farmer and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cold Tea and Tears is Mary Farmer’s biography of her life and work as a dietitian – and the result is a candid and highly personal account of her 30-year career.This profession-confession will appeal to readers who have more than a passing interest in matters medical and nutritional, are keen to know the variety of knowledge and expertise of dietitians and to discover what happens behind the scenes.Mary takes the reader on a whistle-stop tour of her training and her first job. She invites us to be a fly on the wall in her out-patient clinics and on home visits; trips to residential care homes for the elderly and to the hospice where embarrassing ailments, ethical dilemmas, controversial and contentious matters are aired. She’ll draw you into debates on mental illness, malnutrition in older patients and artificial (tube) feeding. Mary also looks at how nutritional messages have changed over the years.This behind-the-scenes account gives some insight into the work of dietitians who, unlike doctors, paramedics and nurses, are not usually at the forefront of medical dramas and whose important work is often unrecognised by the wider public.
Author : Zack Sternwalker
Publisher : Microcosm Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1621063933
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Please Let Me Help written by Zack Sternwalker and published by Microcosm Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don't. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!
Author : Sigifredo Cavazos
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525505122
Total Pages : 297 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)
Download or read book The Quest written by Sigifredo Cavazos and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2017-07-31 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Quest, set in America's Southwest, during 1996 --2001, during Clinton's and Bush's Administrations, is an intriguing and engaging story of an inquisitive, intelligent, but troubled Coloradan Vietnam veteran, who, having been born to an Anglo mother and an Hispanic father, sets out on a quest to find his true identity and place in the universe, by coming to Kingsville, Texas,, home of the legendary King Ranch, to explore his father's Chicano roots, as well as his own. In doing so, he becomes immersed in the corrupt public school, university, state, and federal politics, during this troubled period of Gore/Bush election fiasco, the Religious Right abortion issue, the 9/11 twin tower attack, and the Florida/Supreme Court decisions. During the course of these events, Christopher Worth Garcia, while exploring his father's Hispanic Tejano culture and music, meets the enchanting and beautiful but enigmatic Aurora and the members of the "Discussion Club," with the "colorful" name. Chris is thus caught and wound in a web which includes the stalker/husband from whom he has to find and extricate himself -- or perish.
Author : Ben Watt
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 0802192033
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Patient written by Ben Watt and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Notable Book of the Year: “Unforgettable . . . Few have told such a compelling life-story as skillfully” (San Francisco Chronicle). In the summer of 1992, on the eve of an American tour, singer/songwriter Ben Watt, one half of the Billboard-topping pop duo Everything But The Girl, was taken to a London hospital complaining of chest pain. As his condition worsened, doctors were baffled. He was eventually he was diagnosed with a rare life-threatening autoimmune disease called Churg-Strauss Syndrome. “To paraphrase Joseph Heller,” Ben says, “you know it’s something serious when they name it after two guys.” By the time he came home, two-and-half-months later, his ravaged body was forty-six pounds lighter, and he was missing most of his small intestine. “Unfold[ing] like a page-turning mystery” (The Los Angeles Times), and “told with great wit and without self-pity, Patient is a sobering look at how life can suddenly be transformed into a humbling vaudeville of tests, IV’s, catheters, and bedpans” (The New York Times Book Review). Injecting a frankness and natural humility into his “funny, frightening, and piercingly vulnerable” (Interview) chronicle of a medical nightmare, Ben writes about his childhood, reflects on family, and his shared life with band member and partner, Tracey Thorn. The result is “a vivid, finely wrought look at having one’s future yanked away, and surviving physically and emotionally” (Dallas Morning Star-Telegram). A Sunday Times Book of the Year A Village Voice Favorite Book of the Year An Esquire (UK) Best Non-Fiction Award Finalist
Author : Emily Blount
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 1000474461
Total Pages : 765 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (4 download)
Download or read book The Complete MRCGP Casebook written by Emily Blount and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2021-12-20 with total page 765 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the most comprehensive resource for trainees sitting the RCGP consultation skills’ exam (RCA/CSA), offering a complete curriculum guide as well as 100 roleplays that can be removed and practised in pairs. The guidance is seamlessly aligned to the NEW RCGP 2020 curriculum, fully up to date and referenced with the latest guidelines, with detailed ‘example’ answers for each case. Offering a new, straightforward consultation model highly suited to the requirements of the exam, the book provides: A realistic amount of information for both ‘doctor’ and ‘patient’. The answers! Each case includes a fully worked-up example consultation. Summaries of guidelines and tips from the authors own experience of the RCGP exams - both as candidates and as teachers for many hundreds of trainees. An easy way to mark each other’s role plays, with tick boxes on the Example Consultation and a universally applicable marking scheme. A colour coded curriculum for ease of reference. The only Casebook and revision guide providing information and answers across the 2020 curriculum. The Complete MRCGP casebook is essential reading for any candidate preparing for their final clinical and consultation skills’ exam and will remain an invaluable resource for best practice after qualification.
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Publisher : Cambridge University Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book written by and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jesse Kellerman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110119605X
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Trouble written by Jesse Kellerman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-10-30 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saving lives is Jonah Stem's job-but he usually does it at the hospital, not at 3 a.m. on the dark streets of Manhattan. When he impulsively intervenes to save a beautiful woman from a man menacing her with a knife, killing the attacker in the process, he is transformed from an overworked medical student to a hero in the media spotlight. The woman, Eve Gones, is profoundly grateful, and wants to show it. Before long, they're engaged in a wildly passionate love affair. An affair that Eve doesn't want to end. Ever.
Author : Kate Hardy
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488009759
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book Capturing the Single Dad's Heart written by Kate Hardy and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A love worth fighting for? Nate Townsend is a brilliant surgeon, but being a full-time single dad is his biggest challenge yet. So he doesn't need the temptation of beautiful neurosurgeon Erin Leyton! Erin's instantly taken with Nate's daughter. She knows she can help them both—if she can keep her heart off the table…because love never lasts, right? But time spent with Nate and Caitlin stirs hopes Erin has long thought impossible. Can Nate convince her that his love is here to stay?
Author : Rosemary Nicol
Publisher : Sheldon Press
ISBN 13 : 1847093035
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Irritable Bowel Diet Book written by Rosemary Nicol and published by Sheldon Press. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irritable Bowel Syndrome affects up to 20 per cent of the population, and the right food can make a huge difference to how you feel. The Irritable Bowel Diet Book provides enormously popular recipes and suggestions for healthy and enjoyable meals. The new edition of this tried and tested book will help you identify which foods cause you problems, and is full of creative ideas for eating on a restricted diet. Topics include: ? What is IBS ? Wheat and other problem foods ? Food allergy or food intolerance ? Sensible advice about fibre in the diet ? Exclusion diets, including FODMAPs ? Recipes and ideas for breakfast, lunch and dinner ? Bread, cakes and biscuits ? What to choose for snacks and work lunches ? Eating out ? Resources and further help.
Author : Emily Blount
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 1351996118
Total Pages : 583 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (519 download)
Download or read book The Complete CSA Casebook written by Emily Blount and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2017-11-08 with total page 583 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the most comprehensive resource for candidates sitting the challenging final Clinical Skills Assessment exam, offering a complete curriculum guide as well as 110 role plays that can be removed and practised in pairs. The guidance is seamlessly aligned to the RCGP syllabus, fully up-to-date and referenced with the latest guidelines, with detailed 'model' answers to each case. Offering a new, straightforward consultation model highly suited to the requirements of the exam, the book provides: a realistic amount of information for both ‘doctor' and ‘patient’ to closely replicate the exam the answers! Each case includes a fully worked up ‘Model Consultation’ summaries of guidelines and tips from the authors' recent experience of the CSA exam for all 110 cases an easy way to mark each colleague’s role play attempts, with tick boxes on the Model Consultation and a universally applicable marking scheme card a colour-coded curriculum for ease of reference the only CSA casebook and revision guide providing information and answers across the curriculum. The Complete CSA Casebook is an excellent resource to prepare for a number of international examinations, including: Clinical Skills Assessment (CSA) for the RCGP (Royal College of General Practitioners). Simulated Surgery, Learning Needs Assessment, for the International GP Recruitment (IGPR) Scheme, GP Returner Scheme and GP Induction Scheme. Objective Structured Clinical Examination (OSCE) for the RACGP (Royal Australian College of General Practitioners) Fellowship. GPEP1 Clinical Examination for the RNZCGP (Royal New Zealand college of General Practitioners). The Certification Examination in Family Medicine simulated office orals (SOOs) for The College of Family Physicians of Canada." The Family Medicine Certification Examination for the ABFM (American Board of Family Medicine). and will remain an invaluable resource for best general practice after qualification.
