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Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 4 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Book Synopsis The Last Days Of Johnny Cane by : Joe KING
Download or read book The Last Days Of Johnny Cane written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At a young age, twin brother Johnny realised he wanted to be different from his brother Mike. Something had changed Johnny, that now makes him not want the middle-class privileges they have and decides as a teenager that a life of crime, and drugs is what he really wants. Not the well-educated path his brother has taken. As the years go by, Johnny's life spirals into a life that brings him nothing but spells in prison, and ultimately, estranges him from his family. After years of Heroin addiction, and the sudden loss of his parents, it does little to sway Johnny back from a life of addiction as his life spirals out of his control, until one night while being out of his mind on Heroin. A random dream that predicts his own death, suddenly changes everything he once thought he wanted. With only one month left to live, Johnny Cane must now find a way to repair all the damage he has done, but there is one person he must convince he has changed. His brother Mike is doing well, but a phone call from Johnny is about to change his life forever. With time running out, and the dreams Johnny has been having getting worse, convincing his twin brother before the prediction comes true, is to be the hardest thing he has ever had to do for him to truly leave his past behind. Will he succeed, or will Johnny die with the pain he now has inside his heart for what he has put his family through?
Book Synopsis My Life As A Tin Of Beans by : Joe KING
Download or read book My Life As A Tin Of Beans written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our existence is fragile. Our minds can be fragile as Ross Branning soon discovers when he hires a farm hand called Danny. Danny is a loner. A brunt of so many jokes, but what people do not realise about Danny, is, he has a way to deal with mickey takers. A special curse that will consume those who dare ridicule him. When Ross accidently gets the special curse meant for his wife, he goes on a journey of self-realisation and self-awareness beyond the shackles of normal everyday existence. A life as a tin of beans. Desperate and confused, Ross’s memories are soon returning, but equally fading away as time passes on a shelf in the corner shop he has been taken to. Hope, and a sprinkle of pity are all that he has left. Where will his journey end? Will it end? What else has the malevolent Danny got in store for him? Journey with Ross and find out how and what it is like to live life, as a tin of beans as Ross tries to find a way back to his old life.
Download or read book The PLONKER written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The PLONKER is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending!
Book Synopsis Shadow Figure: Part 1. Earth Extinction by : Joe KING
Download or read book Shadow Figure: Part 1. Earth Extinction written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Zoe Read decides that having sex in the local woodlands was a good idea to lift her relationships ailing sex life, little did she realise that she was being watched. This watcher, though, was no ordinary voyeur. The shadow figure she sees while having her fun is going to change her life beyond her wildest dreams. The shadow figure, a dark malevolent featureless outline of a human, has been tracking her. Waiting, and timing the arrival to this very moment in Zoe’s life. The future is coming. A future that has set the Earth as Zoe knows it on its extinction day. Many things have been going wrong with society. Many things that the Others believe they can change for the better of humanity, but not humanity for the good of all. A humanity that is set to realign a path that has now been broken. John Oaks has discovered a signal from a rogue satellite. His life is one of paranormal investigations and so far, he has found nothing more interesting that a plume of smoke he believes is a visitation from another world. The signal he had discovered will be way beyond his comprehension as his investigation takes on a new level of understanding as the military takes over what he thought was something he had control over. Sergeant, and a professor, Sam Steel is head of the investigation team for the military, as John soon discovers when he is kidnapped. Their connections are strong, and they somehow know each other but not of this timeline, a timeline they know they must have been linked together somehow. With a new understanding and the seriousness of what he learns, his life also spirals out of this world to become another cog in the machine of the universe. A portal so advanced becomes his nemesis and his best friend as the team he has now assigned to discover how far the Others will go to retain the path the Earth is set to follow. Some things in life are meant to be discovered. Other things, well…knowing when to walk away is not so easy when you are a human of form! With timelines interfering with the Earth’s destiny and the Others racing to undo all that has been set in motion, an Earth end date is looming, and a race begins to save the planet and the billions of lives that are set to be destroyed in this science fiction thriller.
Download or read book Magnetifico written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magnetifico: Tales for the Funny(dark)side. When brothers Tommy and Mick Stone go on a reconciliation weekend to the Welsh valleys, little did they realise that they were going to get caught in the middle of something so out of this World, it is going to change their lives forever. Since childhood, both had gone their separate ways in life. Mike, an academic with a family, children, and a bright future. Tommy, living life on the edge. Going from scam to scam to make ends meet without a care in the world. Neither of them would believe what they would find on that weekend of bonding, and neither would forget the tragic set of circumstances they have now found themselves in the middle of. But what they do not realise is that this mysterious event they have now witnessed, has drawn them into a deadly game of life and death. With changes happening to them, and events happening in the background they have no concept of, they return to their lives thinking they are the only ones who know the truth. How wrong could they have been as this alien contact story leads the brothers on an adventure they will never forget!
Download or read book The Sausage Man written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gavin Granger relocates to Tameworth to sell his brand of sausage, little did he realise that things were going to take a turn for the worse, and the better, in this short tale of humour and a mild dose of horror. For years, Gavin had been selling his exotic sausage from his pitch up North, but as things got a little hairy and trade took a tumble, Tameworth was his choice of relocation. With a newfound zeal to sell his special brand of sausage from his van and his new pitch, things were going well until the locals began to suspect there was more to his sausage than just the porky variety. As things escalate out of his control, and the police sniff round his sausage, Gavin must come up with a plan to get out of this mess that is mounting up and fast. With his livelihood in jeopardy once more, rumours soon begin to take on a life of their own as two local business he has had dealings with mysteriously disappear, causing Gavin to rethink his exotic brand of sausage with his secret ingredient in and come up with a plan that keeps his dream of selling his sausage alive! With local pets going missing, fingers soon point to one man and his sausage. Will Gavin find a way out of this mess or will his small sausage business get shafted? Determined to survive, there was only one way forward for Gavin the sausage man. More.
Book Synopsis The SIGNAL: Part Three. Lacey by : Joe KING
Download or read book The SIGNAL: Part Three. Lacey written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two years have passed since that day when Lacey had awoken to her new life, but when she has a bump to her head, all her past comes rushing back. She now realises John and her sons are in danger, but how will she react when she finds out John has found new love in his life, after the nine years John thought she was dead? Liev Malik is back once more and has been forced to watch over Jack for two long years by Ava, but he is getting tired of this evil teenager. Jack, for last two years has been honing his craft, and now has everything he needs to set out on his bloodlust quest of murder and torture but finds himself needing Ava's help more than ever. With Ava infected with a deadly virus, the race is on to stop Major Corbin from taking over the world with his army of drug induced recruits that Rebecca has unwittingly manufactured! George Billings is once again on the case, but will he this time finally figure out the truth, and put this case to bed that has been haunting his dreams for nine long years? Ava has set a plan in motion so incredible; Rebecca must now make a choice that is set to take her on a journey so unreal, her life will be set on a path beyond reality, time, and unlimited possibilities.
Book Synopsis The BOOK: Part Two. Meghan by : Joe KING
Download or read book The BOOK: Part Two. Meghan written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the birth of their daughter Meghan, William and Kate think the past is well behind them, but soon realise that it never actually went away and now, the sentinels are waiting to collect what they have always wanted from the beginning, Meghan! Just when William and Kate think they have figured out what is going on, Harry returns with some unexpected news, but can they trust him after the last time? As the mysterious happenings begin to unfold, it is clear to them that the sentinels will never leave them alone, not until they have come for what they have been waiting for. With time running out, William and Kate must make the hardest decision they will ever have to make. Run, or face the demons that they now know will never leave them alone. The BOOK is a modern-day classic ghost horror story. Joe King's twisted mind leads you on a guessing game, and just when you think you have figured it all out, you would be wrong!
Book Synopsis Bong 'Edz & The Field Of Dreams by : Joe KING
Download or read book Bong 'Edz & The Field Of Dreams written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Back in the eighties, things were way different than today. There was no such thing as mobile phones for one and certainly not the internet we know today. If you were a teenager today, you would probably be thinking how did we manage? To be honest, technology has passed my adult life by and tied me down to this life. I like my privacy and enjoyed my teenage years because I remember them like they were yesterday. They were unfettered by this need to always be found or are active on social media. My name is Danny Shaw and I have lived and breathed in my life in Tameworth. It is a small town a little fucked-up and one weekend, me and bros had the biggest laugh you will ever come across. Me and Freddie Green were known locally as Bong ‘Edz because we smoked way too much weed back then and we sold a bit too. We had dreams of making it big back then and be two geezers who no one messed with and we would make sheds loads of dollar and both have big fat Beamers (A pimped out BMW) so when a little oink called Murray gave us the head-ups on a field full of weed he found, we thought those dreams were just around the corner in the craziest weekend we ever had. A weekend I will never forget. Growing up on a council estate may not be the best start in life but for me, it was reality. It was the mid-eighties. A time of dreams of what we could be and more importantly, how we survived day-to-day with just our wits and a little luck that had so far been good for me and my mate Freddie. My future was bright, back then, I think! How old am I now? Honestly, I do not know. My head is in a bad place right now and ironically it was not through smoking weed. It would seem choices in my life were down to my so-called friend Freddie as I unwittingly find out during our weekend as cowardly teenagers unfold as we discover the field of dreams.
Download or read book The Child Killer written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE CHILD KILLER, is a horror that shows you what can happen if you mess with the dark side, as school teacher Lenny Thompson finds out as he stumbles on an old cursed relic, he unwittingly brings it back to life. This classic horror story also has Joe King's usual twisted sense of humour/humor. The Child Killer is set in the mid-eighties, when up and coming Police officer George Billings gets his first promotion, and a murderous crime spree that will leave him with nightmares for the rest of his life. It is his first case, and now the pressure is on to find a killer before he strikes again. With each night that passes, a new murder so gruesome is being committed, and with no clues to lead him to the killer. His instincts, and a lucky hunch, is all he has got to find whoever is butchering the innocent and unfortunate ones in this maniac’s way! There is only one thing he can be sure of. Bad things do happen to good people.
Download or read book INFECTED written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: INFECTED: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. Infected, is a fun tale from Joe KING, with horror, humour/humor, and a very strange story of why rules are sometimes not meant to be broken. This story will make you think twice before going off for a secluded skinny dip! Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins!
Download or read book Drive written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DRIVE: Tales from the Funny(dark)side. When Josh and his best mate Matt begin their journey home after the fun themed cowboy weekend, a more sinister plan begins to unravel and Josh finds himself in the middle of something so huge, he has no idea what is coming. With a car chase, and his medication fuelling this crazy idea Josh is after a maniac who is out to hurt people. He must now decide if the medication he is taking is causing him to think this is all in his imagination, or is this really happening, or maybe something else is happening he is yet to discover. Expect the usual Joe KING twist that you might struggle to see coming, in this psychological tale of murder and deception!
Download or read book The Fat Bird written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fat Bird is a compelling short story from Joe KING, that depicts the lives of a working-class family, and how it can all fall apart when given the right set of circumstances. A story of trust, hope, despair and how relationships within the family unit are interdependent, yet independent of each other. When Josie's failed relationship leads her on a journey of overeating and tremendous weight gain, she finds solace in an unlikely friend. A Robin, she names The Fat Bird. After a one-night stand with her ex-boyfriend, she not only realises she is pregnant, but now faces the prospect of raising her child alone. Her parent’s relationship is falling apart, and they too must try to come to terms with the prospect of divorce. Josie's abusive father has also been overindulging for many years, and he too faces a bleak future with his weight-gain now putting his job at risk. All three must now try to find a path in life which can bring them back from the brink of a complete family meltdown, or face a destiny only reserved for those on a path of self-destruction, and ultimately... death. With Josie's fathers drinking spiralling out of control, and her mother ready to walk out, can they bring their lives back to the place it once used to be! Or has it all gone too far?
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 1 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell. This book is now published as… Night Shift. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste! This edition has an alternative ending.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 3 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 3 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.
