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Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 1 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 1 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell. This book is now published as… Night Shift. Horror & Hilarity with a Banana Taste! This edition has an alternative ending.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself: Books 1-4. written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself #1. Do you believe in ghosts? Bill End doesn't, but as his first night back as a Security Guard, he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible! I Nearly Shit Myself #2. A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan! I Nearly Shit Myself #3. When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As his drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself #4. When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! The, I Nearly Shit Myself, series are now being published under new titles with alternative endings.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 4 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 4 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 4: Nature has a funny way of doing things sometimes, and it only takes a slight change in an Ecosystem and everything can go to pot. Take parasites for example, they have developed themselves over millions of years, and even use us humans for their own ends. Like the unassuming tapeworm. Their reproduction can be quite amazing and the lengths they will go to get what they want, and like all living things, the end goal is to reproduce and multiply, but when humans get involved, it generally does not end well! When Ben and his girlfriend decide to go for a naughty weekend away at a disused reservoir. They should have heeded the warning sign. KEEP OUT. NO SWIMMING. After their weekend is cut short, and they return home, the real horror begins! I Nearly Shit Myself, are a series of books that are written for the sole purpose of humour, but not just any old humour. This series of books are aimed at readers with a warped and twisted sense of humour/humor. You have been warned. PG 18.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 3 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 3 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 3, is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending! I Nearly Shit Myself 3 is now being published as, The PLONKER with an alternative ending.
Book Synopsis I Nearly Shit Myself 2 by : Joe KING
Download or read book I Nearly Shit Myself 2 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Nearly Shit Myself 2, is a comedy/horror story with a strange type of entity, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! This fun detective story from Joe KING, has plenty of humour/humor to give you something quite different to read! A chemical leak has led to a strange creature growing in the sewers and is now seeking human flesh to reproduce. When people start to go missing in very unusual circumstances, the case is given to detective Mack McKenzie & his new sidekick Steve. Something weird is happening to the people of the city, and they soon realise they will have to go down the sewers to find out what is killing all of them. Will they find out who, and what, is causing them to disappear? Or will it all just get flushed down the pan!
Book Synopsis BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 1-4. by : Joe KING
Download or read book BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 1-4. written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In part 1 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. When unsuspecting student Dylan goes on a study course to Russia, little did he realise that he would become part of an experiment so powerful, it would change him into a superhuman. After Dylan manages to escape from the secure testing facility, he suddenly wakes up with no memories of his past, then soon realises that something is wrong, very wrong. It doesn’t take long before he realises he is being hunted. For now, he has no idea why, and must rely on his wits to keep himself safe, because whatever these people are after, he knows his life is at stake. With the help of a surprising new friend, his only hope is that he can hold on long enough to remember what has been done to him, and figure a way out of this nightmare he has woken up in! Behind the scenes, an experiment has been playing out and unknowing to Dylan, he is the star pupil. Will he survive long enough to figure out what has been done to him, or will his life ebb away as quickly as he was given his superhuman powers? In part 2 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. Just when Frank and Sharon think their lives are now complete with the arrival of their new-born child, Shannon. All hell breaks loose when Shannon is taken. They are now left with trying to find who, and why, their baby has been kidnapped. As they investigate further into their daughter’s disappearance, they soon realise that those responsible will stop at nothing to keep what Shannon has locked inside her blood. With the help of Billy, a computer whiz kid, and Liev Malik once again finding himself caught up in something big, time is running out to find Shannon before she lets loose into a world full of people she will not stop killing. Not until all those responsible for taking something so precious from her are dead! With her abilities growing, the surprises keep coming, but no one had envisaged there could be more than just Shannon to wreak chaos on anyone foolish enough to get too close! Will she finally be free, or will she realise that her life was never going to be her own once her true potential is realised? In part 3 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. Liev discovers he is being watched once more, and when Frank and Sharon get back in touch, they set out on a journey that will change everything they have come to believe. Liev has a little help on the way from a usual source, because his memories are vital to his survival, and with enemies all around them, and no one they can trust but each other. Their time is running out to save the people they think need their help, but all the time they are being dragged into a game they have no idea they are playing! With time against everyone involved in the BX-13 project, the outcome was always going to not be the one you expected! In part 4 of, BX-13: The Blood Game. In the final part of, BX-13: The Blood Game, a deadly virus outbreak becomes more than just a flu epidemic reminiscent of an engineered virus, as it is targeting the elderly. Beverly Knight, a prominent Doctor in the field of tropical disease, soon discovers that this is way more than just a few people dying. As she starts to uncover the truth, a whole web of deceit has been blanketing the entire world from the truth. A secret sect, The Guardianship, has been trying to cull the world’s population and bring in a new era of super-humans. Can she stop the virus before it spreads, or will Liev Malik be left once more to save not just Shannon's life, but everyone else's on the planet? With BX-13 being at the heart of so many projects planned by The Guardianship, it is never more vital; it is destroyed by the only man capable, Liev Malik.
Book Synopsis Shadow Figure: Part 1. Earth Extinction by : Joe KING
Download or read book Shadow Figure: Part 1. Earth Extinction written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Zoe Read decides that having sex in the local woodlands was a good idea to lift her relationships ailing sex life, little did she realise that she was being watched. This watcher, though, was no ordinary voyeur. The shadow figure she sees while having her fun is going to change her life beyond her wildest dreams. The shadow figure, a dark malevolent featureless outline of a human, has been tracking her. Waiting, and timing the arrival to this very moment in Zoe’s life. The future is coming. A future that has set the Earth as Zoe knows it on its extinction day. Many things have been going wrong with society. Many things that the Others believe they can change for the better of humanity, but not humanity for the good of all. A humanity that is set to realign a path that has now been broken. John Oaks has discovered a signal from a rogue satellite. His life is one of paranormal investigations and so far, he has found nothing more interesting that a plume of smoke he believes is a visitation from another world. The signal he had discovered will be way beyond his comprehension as his investigation takes on a new level of understanding as the military takes over what he thought was something he had control over. Sergeant, and a professor, Sam Steel is head of the investigation team for the military, as John soon discovers when he is kidnapped. Their connections are strong, and they somehow know each other but not of this timeline, a timeline they know they must have been linked together somehow. With a new understanding and the seriousness of what he learns, his life also spirals out of this world to become another cog in the machine of the universe. A portal so advanced becomes his nemesis and his best friend as the team he has now assigned to discover how far the Others will go to retain the path the Earth is set to follow. Some things in life are meant to be discovered. Other things, well…knowing when to walk away is not so easy when you are a human of form! With timelines interfering with the Earth’s destiny and the Others racing to undo all that has been set in motion, an Earth end date is looming, and a race begins to save the planet and the billions of lives that are set to be destroyed in this science fiction thriller.
Book Synopsis A Horse Called Jo. Part 1 by : Andrew M Molloy
Download or read book A Horse Called Jo. Part 1 written by Andrew M Molloy and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: During the school summer holiday, Jessica Strawbridge gets thrown off her new horse Jo, her life becomes a living nightmare when she awakens from taking a hit to her head as she tries to piece her life back together. Not only does she discover that Jo must be returned to the evil Mrs Crowberry who said she could have Jo on loan for two months. After discovering just how horrid Mrs Crowberry really is she must now figure out a way of saving Jo. Learning Mrs Crowberry is part of some sort of witchcraft circle, Jo has been used in her evil deeds. The constant dreams and visions of time running out plague Jessica’s every sleeping moment. Making everything feel surreal, as Jessica wrestles with her own mind that keeps trying to convince her that this cannot be happening, but inside, she knows it is all true. With an impulse so strong to save Jo, Jessica will stop at nothing if it means she can be with her special friend, even if it means risking her own life to get him back! Will the nightmare ever end? Or will something so incredible happen that will change Jessica’s life and understanding of horses forever!
Book Synopsis BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 1 by : Joe KING
Download or read book BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 1 written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BX-13: The Blood Game. Part 1. When unsuspecting student Dylan goes on a study course to Russia, little did he realise that he would become part of an experiment so powerful, it would change him into a superhuman. After Dylan manages to escape from the secure testing facility, he suddenly wakes up with no memories of his past, then soon realises that something is wrong, very wrong. It doesn’t take long before he realises he is being hunted. For now, he has no idea why, and must rely on his wits to keep himself safe, because whatever these people are after, he knows his life is at stake. With the help of a surprising new friend, his only hope is that he can hold on long enough to remember what has been done to him and figure a way out of this nightmare he has woken up in! Behind the scenes, an experiment has been playing out and unknowing to Dylan, he is the star pupil. Will he survive long enough to figure out what has been done to him, or will his life ebb away as quickly as he was given his superhuman powers? Part 2 out now.
Book Synopsis Climate Crisis: You & Your Garden by : Andrew M Molloy
Download or read book Climate Crisis: You & Your Garden written by Andrew M Molloy and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on 2022-12-26 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many issues and obstacles we face today. We know we all need to start somewhere and that somewhere could be right outside your front or back door. Our need to change is now, not tomorrow. There is not a single environment on the entire Earth that is not now contaminated by human activity. This will continue until our biosphere can take no more. Then, we all lose. We lose a diamond that may never exist again in any other solar system amongst billions. We are still abusing fossil fuels and the simple truth is, if we continue to pump greenhouse gases into our atmosphere, if we deforest anymore land, continue to build and extract anymore minerals from the Earth, we will cook this planet to the point no life can exist. Our very survival depends on our ability to change the way we live and that day is here, right now. So much wildlife is being lost across the globe and nearly all that loss can be attributed to human activity. Your local wildlife should be important to you and you should want to help because that unseen life those plants and creatures have all contributed to our lives in ways we are yet to fully appreciate. We can do so much more to help. We can grow many seasonal foods. We can do more than you think if the will is strong to do so. My passion for wildlife is stronger now than at any time in my life. The reason for that is because I know that the natural world needs me, and all of you, more than at any time in all of its evolutionary path. We are breaking down chains of life that can recover if we act now. We can reverse climate change but we all do need to act and not for no other reason that because you, like me, you care about our planet. If this book gives you anything, I hope it gives you a new perspective on how your garden is just as important as saving our oceans, our forests and our kaleidoscope of magical plants and creatures we are custodians of. If enough of us care, I know the future can be brighter for all, and not just the few! I have included some fun facts in this book and a month-by-month gardening guide I have compiled over three decades of gardening. There are fun ways to reuse materials to save them from landfill. Projects that are easily achieved to save money or to simply grow more of your own food to save a few bucks/pounds. In truth, your garden can be anything you want it to be. All the projects in this book are from my own endeavours in my garden to create a place for me, the food I like to grow for and the local wildlife.
Download or read book The Signal: Part One. written by Joe KING and published by Andrew m Molloy. This book was released on with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tom Hansen invents the quantum chip, he is surprised to discover that three years later that the military had taken his technology and built the world’s first quantum computer called Ava, (Advanced Virtual Algorithm). The only thing missing enabling Ava to reach her full potential, is the programming codes Tom has hidden away in his mind, and now they need him, alive, to finish the project. Kidnapped and trapped deep below ground, he soon realises that his life and his families, is in danger and must now find a way to finish what he started. Inspector George Billings is woken early from yet another drinking binge, and with another hangover, is informed of the multiple killings the night before. As the pieces start coming together, and camera footage that reveals something so fantastic, he never thought possible. The real reasons why these seemingly innocent people have been murdered starts coming to light. With the military trying to cover everything up, he is on a mission to try to find the truth, before it all lost, buried deep beneath a secret military underground facility where Ava is learning, and ultimately planning what to do with the troubled people of Earth! Will she succeed? Or will we remain oblivious to what is really coming our way! With an alien signal to decode, time is running out, to find a way to save planet Earth and now Ava is born, the human species future hangs in the balance of the world’s first Quantum computer.
Book Synopsis The Last Days Of Johnny Cane by : Joe KING
Download or read book The Last Days Of Johnny Cane written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At a young age, twin brother Johnny realised he wanted to be different from his brother Mike. Something had changed Johnny, that now makes him not want the middle-class privileges they have and decides as a teenager that a life of crime, and drugs is what he really wants. Not the well-educated path his brother has taken. As the years go by, Johnny's life spirals into a life that brings him nothing but spells in prison, and ultimately, estranges him from his family. After years of Heroin addiction, and the sudden loss of his parents, it does little to sway Johnny back from a life of addiction as his life spirals out of his control, until one night while being out of his mind on Heroin. A random dream that predicts his own death, suddenly changes everything he once thought he wanted. With only one month left to live, Johnny Cane must now find a way to repair all the damage he has done, but there is one person he must convince he has changed. His brother Mike is doing well, but a phone call from Johnny is about to change his life forever. With time running out, and the dreams Johnny has been having getting worse, convincing his twin brother before the prediction comes true, is to be the hardest thing he has ever had to do for him to truly leave his past behind. Will he succeed, or will Johnny die with the pain he now has inside his heart for what he has put his family through?
Book Synopsis My Life As A Tin Of Beans by : Joe KING
Download or read book My Life As A Tin Of Beans written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our existence is fragile. Our minds can be fragile as Ross Branning soon discovers when he hires a farm hand called Danny. Danny is a loner. A brunt of so many jokes, but what people do not realise about Danny, is, he has a way to deal with mickey takers. A special curse that will consume those who dare ridicule him. When Ross accidently gets the special curse meant for his wife, he goes on a journey of self-realisation and self-awareness beyond the shackles of normal everyday existence. A life as a tin of beans. Desperate and confused, Ross’s memories are soon returning, but equally fading away as time passes on a shelf in the corner shop he has been taken to. Hope, and a sprinkle of pity are all that he has left. Where will his journey end? Will it end? What else has the malevolent Danny got in store for him? Journey with Ross and find out how and what it is like to live life, as a tin of beans as Ross tries to find a way back to his old life.
Download or read book The PLONKER written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The PLONKER is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending!
Download or read book Magnetifico written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Magnetifico: Tales for the Funny(dark)side. When brothers Tommy and Mick Stone go on a reconciliation weekend to the Welsh valleys, little did they realise that they were going to get caught in the middle of something so out of this World, it is going to change their lives forever. Since childhood, both had gone their separate ways in life. Mike, an academic with a family, children, and a bright future. Tommy, living life on the edge. Going from scam to scam to make ends meet without a care in the world. Neither of them would believe what they would find on that weekend of bonding, and neither would forget the tragic set of circumstances they have now found themselves in the middle of. But what they do not realise is that this mysterious event they have now witnessed, has drawn them into a deadly game of life and death. With changes happening to them, and events happening in the background they have no concept of, they return to their lives thinking they are the only ones who know the truth. How wrong could they have been as this alien contact story leads the brothers on an adventure they will never forget!
Book Synopsis Flatland: The Four Eighteens by : Joe KING
Download or read book Flatland: The Four Eighteens written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FLATLAND: The Four Eighteens, is a YA science fiction thriller with a possible future world of cyber technology at its core. Enter the Flatland at your peril. When four students on their eighteenth birthdays suddenly find themselves transported to a strange new world, they have no idea how to escape from, or how they got there. They soon realise that the world they once knew is now a thing of the past. As they put the links together why they have been chosen, they must now figure a way out of this world so fanatically unreal before this game of life and death is unplugged. AI, is out there, and closer than you might think, but when Tony, Jess, Lance, and Chris realises the truth, nothing is ever going to be the same. Will they survive? Or will they now be a part of the next generation of things to come. With the next recruit's already underway, The Four Nineteens will soon be joining them on a quest so out of this world, nothing could prepare them for the battle they must all face!
Download or read book The Sausage Man written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gavin Granger relocates to Tameworth to sell his brand of sausage, little did he realise that things were going to take a turn for the worse, and the better, in this short tale of humour and a mild dose of horror. For years, Gavin had been selling his exotic sausage from his pitch up North, but as things got a little hairy and trade took a tumble, Tameworth was his choice of relocation. With a newfound zeal to sell his special brand of sausage from his van and his new pitch, things were going well until the locals began to suspect there was more to his sausage than just the porky variety. As things escalate out of his control, and the police sniff round his sausage, Gavin must come up with a plan to get out of this mess that is mounting up and fast. With his livelihood in jeopardy once more, rumours soon begin to take on a life of their own as two local business he has had dealings with mysteriously disappear, causing Gavin to rethink his exotic brand of sausage with his secret ingredient in and come up with a plan that keeps his dream of selling his sausage alive! With local pets going missing, fingers soon point to one man and his sausage. Will Gavin find a way out of this mess or will his small sausage business get shafted? Determined to survive, there was only one way forward for Gavin the sausage man. More.
