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Book Synopsis I Love You with All My Butt! by : Martin Bruckner
Download or read book I Love You with All My Butt! written by Martin Bruckner and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We just can’t get enough of the funny stuff kids say. We share our own children’s gems with friends and family. If we’re smart, we write down these scraps of accidental poetry. And we turn them into books. Martin Bruckner is an artist and father who not only recorded the sayings of his daughter, Harper, but used each as the inspiration for a work of art. After posting them on social media, Bruckner became the artist that other parents sought out to transform their own children’s funny words into artwork. Collected here are 100 mini-posters of pure delight, a marriage of the children’s surprising wisdom and the artist’s nimble style, plus the occasional backstory that amplifies both. Every parent will recognize the spirited declarations of personality—“I’m training to be a wolf.” The endearing mangling of language—“Mommy, I don’t need your mouth to talk to me right now.” The creative mixing of metaphors—“I need a tissue to wipe my feelings.” Those precious, heartbreaking outbursts without guile or filters—“I only love you at the toy store.” Illustrated with sweetness and whimsy, each is a window into the irresistible innocence of childhood, even if the sentiment is “Dad, please wipe the bum of this beautiful princess.”
Download or read book Strong Curves written by Bret Contreras and published by Victory Belt Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 782 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is not your run-of-the-mill fitness book. Developed by world-renowned gluteal expert Bret Contreras, Strong Curves offers an extensive fitness and nutrition guide for women seeking to improve their physique, function, strength, and mobility. Contreras spent the last eighteen years researching and field-testing the best methods for building better butts and shapelier bodies. In Strong Curves, he offers the programs that have proven effective time and time again with his clients, allowing you to develop lean muscle, rounded glutes, and greater confidence. Each page is packed with information decoding the female anatomy, providing a better understanding as to why most fitness programs fail to help women reach their goals. With a comprehensive nutritional guide and over 200 strength exercises, this book gets women off the treadmill and furnishes their drive to achieve strength, power, and sexy curves from head to toe. Although the glutes are the largest and most powerful muscle group in the human body, they often go dormant due to lifestyle choices, leading to a flat, saggy bum. Strong Curves is the cure.
Download or read book Seeing Fans written by Lucy Bennett and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-01-25 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Split into four sections, Seeing Fans analyzes the representations of fans in the mass media through a diverse range of perspectives. This collection opens with a preface by noted actor and fan Orlando Jones (Sleepy Hollow), whose recent work on fandom (appearing with Henry Jenkins at Comic Con and speaking at the Fan Studies Network symposium) bridges the worlds of academia and the media industry. Section one focuses on the representations of fans in documentaries and news reports and includes an interview with Roger Nygard, director of Trekkies and Trekkies 2. The second section then examines fictional representations of fans through analyses of television and film, featuring interviews with Emily Perkins of Supernatural, Robert Burnett, director of the film Free Enterprise, and Luminosity, a fan who has been interviewed in the New York Magazine for her exemplary work in fandom. Section three explores cultural perspectives on fan representations, and includes an interview with Laurent Malaquais, director of Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony. Lastly, the final section looks at global perspectives on the ways fans have been represented and finishes with an interview with Jeanie Finlay, director of the music documentary Sound it Out. The collection then closes with an afterword by fan studies scholar Professor Matt Hills.
Book Synopsis I Should Be So Lucky by : Liam Livings
Download or read book I Should Be So Lucky written by Liam Livings and published by Beaten Track Publishing. This book was released on 2018-09-02 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julian is a flamboyant backing dancer for Australian pop princess, Sallie. He loves touring with Sallie as it means he has gentlemen friends for the night in every European city. Backrooms in Berlin, cruisy bars in Barcelona, Julian’s enjoyed it all. And if he doesn’t pull while he’s on tour, he ends up in bed with best friend and fellow dancer, Bjorn. Troy, a quiet, gruff St John Ambulance volunteer, and gardener at a stately home in Essex, has just split up from his third supposedly serious girlfriend in the last few years. He doesn’t understand why he can’t make relationships last. A failed serial monogamist, he’s obviously doing something wrong. One night, at a Sallie concert, an enormous glitter ball falls and concusses Julian. In the recovery room, as Troy is seeing to Julian’s vital signs, the dancer feels a spark. Julian doesn't do relationships so he dismisses it as simply lust. Troy finds himself drawn to the confident chatty performer, wanting to get to know him better… Can Troy put aside his preconceptions to discover who he really is and how he feels about Julian? Can Julian face his biggest fear of being emotionally vulnerable with a man; with Troy? Can Julian and Troy, who’ve never had a relationship with a man, find out if they were lucky enough to have met the only man they should be with? I should be so lucky—they both think…
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Download or read book Family Matters written by Cathy Woodman and published by Headline. This book was released on 2012-04-26 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage in a muddle? Kids making a mess? Maybe it's time for a spring clean... Cathy Woodman captures the colour and chaos of family life with her sparkling and unique voice in Family Matters. The perfect read for fans of Katie Fforde and Cathy Hopkins. 'Wonderfully honest' - Jill Mansell When Lisa Baker's wedding anniversary entirely slips her husband's mind, she decides it's time to put the va va voom back into her marriage. But everything in Lisa's life seems to conspire against romance. Her headstrong teenage daughter, Jade, is increasingly difficult to handle, while her beautiful newborn baby, Chloe, brings the inevitable sleepless nights. Lisa's more likely to be found in baggy T-shirts and comfy trousers than seductive outfits and alluring perfume. The one thing that is going well is Lisa's cleaning business, Maids 4 U, which she runs with her best friend, Clare. And their curious mixture of clients is a constant source of entertainment. But when an attractive, slender blonde called Jacqui comes literally crashing into Lisa's life, a dented car is the least of her worries... What readers are saying about Family Matters: 'A lovely light-hearted book about marriage and women's friendships' 'Another Cathy Woodman masterpiece I enjoyed' 'Filled with comedy and a certain quirkiness'
Book Synopsis Catalog of Copyright Entries by : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1956 with total page 1070 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book Glimpses written by Dhruv Sharma and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-17 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey! You must be travelling or just relaxing after the days work and intending to read some stories over a lazy weekend. Stories, who doesnt love them; they are the gateways to the variegated world painted with the blend of inner expressions and outer impressions. And the aftermath of that story, the one you read, lingers around you as a dream that refuses to leave your open eyes. In an attempt to spread the fragrance of that lingering dream, the book provides fascinating tales of normal people. In an old, restive Manohar, or a sad and wistful Abhinav, or a vengeful Shashi, or an imaginative Supriya, the book brings you the different facets of some normal people living their own special story. In 23 stories, the book covers the gamut of human emotions, the ones we are dependent upon. Look around, or just look inside, there are tales manifold longing to surface.
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Download or read book Hearst's International Combined with Cosmopolitan written by and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 1258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Spike written by Simon Paisley Day and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-23 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sunday. July, 2001. Hendon, centre of the world. A car salesman, alone in the showroom, performs an intimate act of love and worship. Pigeon, crashing through the plate-glass window, witnesses everything. This almighty puncture is the beginning of the big end. Worlds collide. Lives swerve and skid. A pile-up of secrets, sex and sabotage. Can the immaculate bodywork remain undented? And who's ultimately behind the wheel? Spike is a new and explosive black comedy which opened at the Nuffield Theatre in 2001, starring Richard Briers.
Book Synopsis Texas Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set by : Roz Lee
Download or read book Texas Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set written by Roz Lee and published by State of Mind Publishing. This book was released on 2021-12-30 with total page 483 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: USA Today Bestselling author, Roz Lee presents Volume Two of the Mustangs Baseball Special Edition Boxed Set. Set contains three full-length novels plus Seasoned Veteran - a Christmas novella. Switch Hitter - Book 4 - He's at home on both sides of the plate. Spring Training - Book 5 - It takes discipline to play the game. Strike Out - Book 6 - She'll break his game down into a science. Seasoned Veteran - Christmas Novella - There's no age limit on falling in love.
Download or read book Code Name Hélène written by Ariel Lawhon and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the thrilling real-life story of a socialite spy and astonishing woman who killed a Nazi with her bare hands and went on to become one of the most decorated women in WWII—from the New York Times bestselling author of I Was Anastasia and The Frozen River. "Will fascinate readers of World War II history and thrill fans of fierce, brash, independent women." —Lisa Wingate, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Before We Were Yours Told in interweaving timelines organized around the four code names Nancy used during the war, Code Name Hélène is a spellbinding and moving story of enduring love, remarkable sacrifice and unfaltering resolve that chronicles the true exploits of a woman who deserves to be a household name. It is 1936 and Nancy Wake is an intrepid Australian expat living in Paris who has bluffed her way into a reporting job for Hearst newspaper when she meets the wealthy French industrialist Henri Fiocca. No sooner does Henri sweep Nancy off her feet and convince her to become Mrs. Fiocca than the Germans invade France and she takes yet another name: a code name. As Lucienne Carlier, Nancy smuggles people and documents across the border. Her success and her remarkable ability to evade capture earns her the nickname The White Mouse from the Gestapo. With a five million franc bounty on her head, Nancy is forced to escape France and leave Henri behind. When she enters training with the Special Operations Executives in Britain, her new comrades are instructed to call her Helene. And finally, with mission in hand, Nancy is airdropped back into France as the deadly Madam Andree, where she claims her place as one of the most powerful leaders in the French Resistance, armed with a ferocious wit, her signature red lipstick, and the ability to summon weapons straight from the Allied Forces. But no one can protect Nancy if the enemy finds out these four women are one and the same, and the closer to liberation France gets, the more exposed she—and the people she loves—become. Don't miss Ariel Lawhon's new book, The Frozen River!
Book Synopsis Druid Heir Books 1-7: The Complete Collection by : N. Z. Nasser
Download or read book Druid Heir Books 1-7: The Complete Collection written by N. Z. Nasser and published by Hanora Sky Press. This book was released on 2023-11-28 with total page 3187 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A woman in her midlife knows who she is. Unless her family has been hiding a magical secret. Short Story 0.5: ‘The Magical Grandmother’ Rajika Verma is a grandmother. She is also Custodian of a library amongst the stars. What happens when the Celestial Library needs her on the night she is babysitting her grandchildren? Book 1: Midlife Dawn Broken by grief at forty years old, I’m ready for change. When a mysterious man tells me there’s more to me than meets the eye, it doesn't seem crazy to follow him into the undergrowth in a London park. Not even when I hear my cat telling me to stop. Short Story 1.5: ‘A First Date in Paris’ Ezra whisks Alisha to the city of love on their first date. Will the first sparks of their relationship fizzle out or grow into Alisha’s second chance at love? Book 2: Midlife Tremors I’ve already made enough enemies in the Otherworld to fill a granny annex. When a series of earthquakes hits London, the Prime Sorcerer advises me to focus on my training. But I’m my own woman, and my instincts tell me to dig deeper. Book 3: Midlife News The last raven leaves the Tower of London, provoking fears that Crown and country will fall. But the senate couldn’t care less. As enemies close in, I must prove I’m a match for anyone in my path. Book 4: Midlife Drift My hopes of a quiet life in the Otherworld are dead and buried. I must confront the darkness within myself when a rogue goddess emerges to take Londoners to their watery grave. Book 5: Midlife Portals The old gods are rising, even the ones I’ve defeated before. They haven’t forgiven me for thwarting them. Not even Wildwoods is a haven anymore. Will my friends and I walk away with our lives? Book 6: Midlife Eclipse The world might need the eternal girl, but Mirabel needs plain old me. History is repeating itself. Will I be forced to walk away from the daughter I’ve always wanted? Book 7: Midlife Battle (includes bonus epilogue) Death is coming for me, of that there is no doubt. My hair greys quicker than before, as if she already has a grip. It all comes down to this. Blood, graft and loyal friends. Together, we must find a way to cheat Death or lose it all. If you’re a fan of Paranormal Women’s Fiction and magic-wielding heroines over forty, you'll love Druid Heir. Get your hands on the complete collection of individual paperbacks today. Reader Reviews: ☆☆☆☆☆ “Feel good humor to edge of your seat drama.” ☆☆☆☆☆ "The book moved at a brisk pace which kept me reading until the wee hours of the morning.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “Absolutely hilarious moments, a first class cast of characters.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “Brilliant just brilliant. I loved this book and couldn’t put it down.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “This series feels so unique especially in the paranormal genres with beautifully written imagery and an eclectic characters.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “The world building is top notch.” ☆☆☆☆☆ “I love this fantastic series. Every book is more enjoyable and exciting than the last.” Keywords: paranormal women's fiction, midlife, second chance, slow burn, found family, humor, myths, diverse, witches, werewolf shifters, vampires, strong female leads, books written by diverse authors, empowerment, mythical creatures, supernatural, N. Z. Nasser, London paranormal stories, magic, adventure, dragons, otherworldly, resilience, strength, survival, escapism, friendship, sisterhood, companionship, self-discovery, magical familiars, emotional, sentimental, wizards, strong female characters, goddesses, romance, secrets, fantasy set in city, urban fantasy, fantasy books for adults, books set in England.
Download or read book Saltwater written by Jessica Andrews and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Best Book of 2020: Open Letters Review "Andrews’s writing is transportingly voluptuous, conjuring tastes and smells and sounds like her literary godmother, Edna O’Brien . . . What makes her novel sing is its universal themes: how a young woman tries to make sense of her world, and how she grows up." –Penelope Green, The New York Times Book Review This “luminous” (TheObserver) feminist coming-of-age novel captures in sensuous, blistering prose the richness and imperfection of the bond between a daughter and her mother It begins with our bodies . . . Safe together in the violet dark and yet already there are spaces beginning to open between us. From that first immaculate, fluid connection, through the ups and downs of a working-class childhood in northern England, the one constant in Lucy’s life has been her mother: comforting and mysterious, ferociously loving, tirelessly devoted, as much a part of Lucy as her own skin. Her mother's lessons in womanhood shape Lucy’s appreciation for desire, her sense of duty as a caretaker, her hunger for a better, perhaps reckless life. At university in glamorous London, Lucy’s background sets her apart. And then she is finished, graduated, adrift. She escapes to a tiny house in Donegal left empty by her grandfather, a place where her mother once found happiness. There she will take a lover, live inside art and the past, and track back through her memories and her mother’s stories to make sense of her place in the world. In “a stunning new voice in British literary fiction” (The Independent) that lays bare our raw, dark selves, Jessica Andrews’s debut honors the richness and imperfection of the bond between a daughter and her mother. Intricately woven in lyrical vignettes, Saltwater is a novel of becoming-- a woman, an artist-- and of finding a way forward by looking back.
Book Synopsis Lindsey Kelk Girl Collection: About a Girl, What a Girl Wants (Tess Brookes Series) by : Lindsey Kelk
Download or read book Lindsey Kelk Girl Collection: About a Girl, What a Girl Wants (Tess Brookes Series) written by Lindsey Kelk and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2015-10-01 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first two books in Lindsey Kelk’s fabulous GIRL series: ABOUT A GIRL and WHAT A GIRL WANTS – along with a sneak peek at A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!
