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Fishnets and Tinsel

Author : Alexandra Caluen
Publisher : JMS Books LLC
ISBN 13 : 1685506054
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (855 download)

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Download or read book Fishnets and Tinsel written by Alexandra Caluen and published by JMS Books LLC. This book was released on 2023-12-02 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ivan Reznik’s been part of the drag act at the Pink Pussycat Lounge for five years when Jaime Rivera joins the cast. They both worked as extras for a scene in an action comedy filming in Las Vegas. Between the daily tests and the thrill of making a movie, a round of hookups was inevitable. Now 2020 is almost over, and Ivan can’t help wishing his new year might include more of Jaime. But first he has to tell the truth about something big. Jaime’s whole life changed with the lockdown. His roommate situation fell apart, his job went away, he had to move home with his parents in Phoenix, and his life of carefree casual sex seems to be over. He’s barely begun to think about what might be possible when he wakes up on Ivan’s couch to face a day full of upsetting truths. Ivan and Jaime decide to find out if the truth opened the door for a new way to look at the future. Can that be the holiday gift they both wanted most?

Living on a Thin Line

Author : Dave Davies
Publisher : Headline
ISBN 13 : 1472289803
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (722 download)

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Download or read book Living on a Thin Line written by Dave Davies and published by Headline. This book was released on 2022-07-07 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The all new, must-read memoir by legendary Kinks guitarist Dave Davies 'BOOK OF THE DAY' - Guardian 'This powerful tell-all from the Kinks guitarist puts the spotlight on his own bad behaviour, dalliances with the occult and his recovery from a stroke.' - Observer 'Heartfelt, hilarious, revealing, insightful and astonishingly candid. Boy, you really got me Dave. I can't wait to read it again.' - Mark Hamill Dave Davies is the co-founder and lead guitarist of epoch-defining band the Kinks, a group with fifty million record sales to their name. In his autobiography, Davies revisits the glory days of the band that spawned so much extraordinary music, and which had such a profound influence on bands from The Clash and Van Halen to Oasis and Blur. Full of tales of the tumultuous times and the ups-and-downs of his relationship with his brother Ray, along with encounters with the likes of John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix, this will be a glorious read for Kinks fans and anyone who wants to read about the heyday of rock 'n' roll.

Tinsel and Terriers (A novella): A happy, yappy love story (Primrose Terrace Series, Book 4)

Author : Cressida McLaughlin
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008135231
Total Pages : 111 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Tinsel and Terriers (A novella): A happy, yappy love story (Primrose Terrace Series, Book 4) written by Cressida McLaughlin and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2015-10-22 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious and touching, Primrose Terrace will appeal to fans of Game of Scones, Wickham Hall and The Grand Reopening of Dandelion Cafe.

The Dance of Anger

Author : Harriet Lerner
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062328522
Total Pages : 229 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Download or read book The Dance of Anger written by Harriet Lerner and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-03-25 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The renowned classic and New York Times bestseller that has transformed the lives of millions of readers, dramatically changing how women and men view relationships. Anger is something we feel. It exists for a reason and always deserves our respect and attention. We all have a right to everything we feel—and certainly our anger is no exception. "Anger is a signal and one worth listening to," writes Dr. Harriet Lerner in her renowned classic that has transformed the lives of millions of readers. While anger deserves our attention and respect, women still learn to silence our anger, to deny it entirely, or to vent it in a way that leaves us feeling helpless and powerless. In this engaging and eminently wise book, Dr. Lerner teaches both women and men to identify the true sources of anger and to use it as a powerful vehicle for creating lasting change. For decades, this book has helped millions of readers learn how to turn their anger into a constructive force for reshaping their lives. With a new introduction by the author, The Dance of Anger is ready to lead the next generation.

A Darling Bay Christmas: Three Heartwarming Holiday Short Stories

Author : Rachael Herron
Publisher : HGA Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1940785375
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book A Darling Bay Christmas: Three Heartwarming Holiday Short Stories written by Rachael Herron and published by HGA Publishing. This book was released on 2017-11-25 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ring in the season with this charming short-story trilogy by internationally-bestselling authors Juliet Blackwell, Sophie Littlefield, and Rachael Herron. Darling Bay’s favorite Santa Claus has just died, but before the beloved Earl passed, he wrote a few really important letters. The letters are acting as matchmakers in Earl’s absence, and three couples get pushed together by his ribbons of ink. Merriment shimmers, hearts are gladdened, and kisses are stolen during the storm that moves into Darling Bay over the holiday weekend. The storm threatens to shut down the whole town, but as hearts waken, will love triumph over all as Earl pulls heartstrings from above? Don’t miss this heartwarming holiday charmer: Scroll up and CLICK BUY!

Merry Clem-mas

Author : Kat Cotton
Publisher : Kat Cotton
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 67 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Merry Clem-mas written by Kat Cotton and published by Kat Cotton. This book was released on with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kisho wants a real Christmas, and I want to make him happy. After all, he's the best boyfriend ever. There's only two problems. I hate Christmas and I have no idea what to buy him. My new trainees aren't much help either, and I suspect there are some shenanigans going on behind my back. Love the Clem Starr series? Join Clem, Kisho, Nic and the rest of the vampire gang for a fun-filled Christmas special.

American Blow Job: A Novel

Author : Teri Louise Kelly
Publisher : Open Books
ISBN 13 : 1452475849
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (524 download)

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Download or read book American Blow Job: A Novel written by Teri Louise Kelly and published by Open Books. This book was released on 2010-07-02 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With neither mercy nor apology, AMERICAN BLOW JOB penetrates to the core of America's now vacuous soul and exposes Lady Liberty for the paramour that in fact she has become in the late twentieth and early twenty-first centuries.

Knee Deep in Life

Author : Laura Belbin
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473578868
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Knee Deep in Life written by Laura Belbin and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-08-20 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER 'I just howled. Bloomin' love you' Giovanna Fletcher 'You're hilarious. Thank you for making me laugh every day' Mrs Hinch When does Mary Effing Poppins arrive? Laura Belbin survived hitting her thirties (oh, to be wrinkle-free again), anxiety (just), motherhood (two adorable little shits) and the new body that went with it (a left tit that sags slightly more than the right, anyone?). In Knee Deep in Life she gives a fearless and filthy account of her transformation from no-responsibilities woman to being in demand 24/7, the heartaches and humiliations, and most importantly, her (definitely-pushed-to-the-limits-but-totally-indestructible) marriage to Steve, the man who helped her to hold it together when post-natal depression kicked in. Full of heart and wit - not to mention swearing that would make a sailor blush - this is the beast of a book Laura intends on riding into the hands of those people who doubt themselves every single day: the ones who have struggled to accept the way they look; the mums-to-be about to find themselves taking their first step towards parenthood; and the women bossing it like badasses every single day but never getting the credit they deserve. You are more than enough.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Hey Natalie Jean

Author : Natalie Holbrook
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 161312788X
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book Hey Natalie Jean written by Natalie Holbrook and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Natalie Holbrook’s sensibility is stylish and playful, as well as practical, loving, and down-to-earth. Hey Natalie Jean is a terrific read for anyone who wants to make her life more beautiful.” – Gretchen Rubin The blog Hey Natalie Jean has won a cult following with writer Natalie Holbrook’s honest, inspiring, and often witty posts on topics like marriage, babies, nesting, and style. Natalie’s first book, Hey Natalie Jean is one part manifesto and three parts ideas, projects, and advice. Beautifully illustrated and whimsically designed, the book offers twenty-five essays and how-tos that serve as a guide to life: making date-night magic in the middle of the mundane, successfully exploring the city with a three-year-old, and creating a satisfying daily routine that still leaves room for little adventures and lots of magic. Natalie’s optimism, creativity, keen eye, and zeal for life are palpable, and she encourages others to make their lives beautiful with ease. This heartfelt, personal collection of essays and photographs shows Natalie’s ability to identify and describe life’s lovely incidentals in the everyday routine of errands, play dates, and naps. Inspiring, moving, and whip-smart, Hey Natalie Jean is an honest look at the hard work and courage that go into creating a beautiful life.

A Loving, Faithful Animal

Author : Josephine Rowe
Publisher : Catapult
ISBN 13 : 193678758X
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (367 download)

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Download or read book A Loving, Faithful Animal written by Josephine Rowe and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I found myself considering those rare things only books can do, feats outside the purview of film or fine art . . . Gorgeous." —Samantha Hunt, The New York Times Book Review It is New Year’s Eve 1990, in a small town in southeast Australia. Ru’s father, Jack, one of thousands of Australians once conscripted to serve in the Vietnam War, has disappeared. This time Ru thinks he might be gone for good. As rumors spread of a huge black cat stalking the landscape beyond their door, the rest of the family is barely holding on. Ru’s sister, Lani, is throwing herself into sex, drugs, and dangerous company. Their mother, Evelyn, is escaping into memories of a more vibrant youth. And meanwhile there is Les, Jack’s inscrutable brother, who seems to move through their lives like a ghost, earning both trust and suspicion. A Loving, Faithful Animal is an incandescent portrait of one family searching for what may yet be redeemable from the ruins of war. Tender, brutal, and heart–stopping in its beauty, this novel marks the arrival in the United States of Josephine Rowe, the winner of the 2016 Elizabeth Jolley Prize and one of Australia’s most extraordinary young writers.

A Granny Is For Life, Not Just Christmas

Author : Maureen Reil
Publisher : Maureen Reil
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Granny Is For Life, Not Just Christmas written by Maureen Reil and published by Maureen Reil. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How far would you go to secure the wedding of your dreams? Would you go to the extreme of hiring a homeless old woman from the local city streets to pretend to be the granny you never had, for the whole Christmas period? What if your only chance to pay for your nuptials meant you had to play host to a proper family Christmas. That meant you had to spin a web of secrets and lies without becoming tangled up and feeling trapped. Whilst having the best intentions at heart for everyone to simply have a wonderful Christmas time. Esme is getting extra visitors to stay over this Christmas whether she likes it or not so her cup is full, pity it is not with mulled wine to help her through it. This of course will lead to a farcical and fabulously fun Yuletide yarn as it turns into a chaotic Christmas. The comedic situations in this fast-paced Christmas romp were to become the most stressful thing Esme could have imagined for a festive fiasco. Could Esme lose her own home, her fiancé and put the most precious person of all in peril as a result? This is a British, feel good fiction novel to count your blessings with on this coming holiday season. Will poor old Esme get the happiest ever after in the end, if she does manage by some miracle to pull off the perfect Christmas? Would Esme still think it a blessing if her wishes were granted? There is only one-way to find out, read the book!

Hell's Knights

Author : Bella Jewel
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781492265221
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (652 download)

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Download or read book Hell's Knights written by Bella Jewel and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-08-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex. Who really knows sex? I mean, we've all had sex, great sex even but when you get down to the details, how many of us actually see sex for the raw, primal act that it is? I thought I knew sex. I've had sex. Heck, I've felt lust. Once, I've even felt love. I thought I knew exactly what sex was. Until I met Cade. He's the meaning of sex. He's a biker. He's dangerous. He's powerful. He's dominant. He wants me. My world is about to change, for the better? I don't know. But here's my story, I hope you're ready for it because it's not the beautiful, heart wrenching story most people have to tell. It's passionate, forbidden, morally incorrect and downright, fucking beautiful.

# Dear Santa, With Love: a Christmas steamy enemies-to-lovers small-towm romcom (Damian & Maddie #2)

Author : Elodie Nowodazkij
Publisher : Elodie Nowodazkij
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book # Dear Santa, With Love: a Christmas steamy enemies-to-lovers small-towm romcom (Damian & Maddie #2) written by Elodie Nowodazkij and published by Elodie Nowodazkij. This book was released on with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you love steamy holiday enemies-to-lovers romcoms with grumpy book boyfriends (and adorable pets)...make sure you start reading Elodie Nowodazkij's small-town Christmas romantic comedy today. Stuck with Mr. Ex-Bodyguard on Christmas Eve? That wasn't on my wish list, Santa. But then again, neither was falling in love. Please tell me this is just a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street—the Christmas version. I'd sooner face Freddy Krueger with a Santa hat than deal with this. My phone is blowing up. I'm surely going to get fired. I might as well crawl under a Christmas tree and never come out. Maybe I should travel to the North Pole and ask Santa for help. I pull my oversized scarf tighter around my neck, eyeing the treacherous sidewalk beneath me. If I fall flat on my ass now, that would be the perfect cherry on top of... oh, crap. Three more messages. I must not think about the fact that the entire town must have read that letter... oh, and let's not forget my mother. Or Damian. No, no, no. Dear Santa, Why is it that every time I close my eyes, I'm haunted by the memory of his biceps flexing as if auditioning for a superhero movie? And don't get me started on his eyes - so blue, so treacherous, they should come with a rip current warning. And his voice? Deep. Smooth. Velvety. Especially when he confessed how much he wanted me. The funny thing is, I don’t even like him. And he doesn’t like me. Plus, he hates Christmas. Who hates Christmas? Why are my thoughts more tangled than last year's Christmas lights? And why am I craving another round with Mr. Ex-Bodyguard? My vibrator just doesn’t compare to... him. With love, An overly caffeinated, slightly embarrassed columnist.

This Is Not a Love Song

Author : Sarahbeth Purcell
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416523030
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book This Is Not a Love Song written by Sarahbeth Purcell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-04-11 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of Love Is the Drug, the wickedly funny, pull-no-punches story of Julia, a hip, young writer whose life is thrown completely out of whack when her free-spirited soul mate decides to free himself from her, leaving her reeling. Brilliant young writer Sarahbeth Purcell combines witty melodramatics with her own brand of hard-edged, tough-girl cadences in This Is Not a Love Song, a fantastic new novel filled with characters who are idealistic enough for readers to relate to and just cynical enough to respect. When Julia first met Chase one February day two years ago, she knew something was different. An intelligent, free-spirited artist, Chase was not like the other guys Julia had dated. He was her soul mate. At least for two blissful years. And then, with nothing more than a single note left on a bedside table, he was gone -- following his lifelong search for peace and inspiration on another spontaneous road trip across the country. But this time, he wasn't coming back. Devastated and depressed, Julia turns to her friend Delia, a gorgeous and tortured alcoholic who approaches life with the spirit of a warrior. Through terse phone calls and late-night crying jags, Delia helps Julia navigate her heartbreaking loss. Hilarious and heart wrenching, This Is Not a Love Song is a story about hope, healing, and that endless search for the truest form of affection -- loving yourself.

Another 365 Days

Author : KE Payne
Publisher : Bold Strokes Books Inc
ISBN 13 : 160282827X
Total Pages : 347 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book Another 365 Days written by KE Payne and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2013-01-01 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life’s sweet when you’re seventeen and in love, right? Clemmie Atkins certainly thinks so! She’s still madly in love with her girlfriend, the hot and super-confident EMO, Hannah Harrison, and her irritating sister, HRBH, will soon be leaving home to go to university. But just when it seems that life is finally pretty darn cool, a new distraction at school threatens to upset everything, and the return of the enigmatic and sexy J with a startling confession confuses things further... Clemmie has another 365 days to try to get her life back on track...but will it be enough?

Twelve Gates to the City

Author : Daniel Black
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0312582684
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (125 download)

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Download or read book Twelve Gates to the City written by Daniel Black and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2011-12-06 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A novel of self-discovery, family bonds and the healing of one small southern town Twelve Gates to the City is the much-anticipated sequel to Black's acclaimed debut, They Tell Me of a Home. In this novel, Sister assumes the voice of the narrator, speaking from the spirit realm, telling her brother TL things he could have never known about their family. She constructs the story as a series of spiritual revelations, exposing to readers both who she was in the years of TL's absence and how every event in his life was an orchestration for his return. TL in the meantime is back in Swamp Creek, to stay this time, but he's still haunted by his sister's death. His decision to become the Schoolmaster is the only thing he's sure about, and his impact upon the students becomes palpable. But he still doesn't know what happened to Sister. As he searches for ultimate truth, he discovers the secrets and beauty of Swamp Creek. Twelve Gates to the City is a novel about spiritual revelation, and communal healing, ushered in by one who finally realizes that his gifts were bestowed upon him, not for his own glory, but for the transformation of his people.