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Book Synopsis Jesus' Christmas Party by : Nicholas Allan
Download or read book Jesus' Christmas Party written by Nicholas Allan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?
Book Synopsis See Dick Bite Jane by : Elise Mac Adam
Download or read book See Dick Bite Jane written by Elise Mac Adam and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-04-18 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Run, Dick, run!" Now you may be the one who wants to run--but as a parent, it's often from invasive strangers, inconsiderate parents, and well-meaning but overbearing grandparents. See Dick Bite Jane is a primer for handling every parenting pitfall--featuring true tales of "Uh-ohs!" and "Oh, nos!" from moms and dads just like you. Etiquette expert Elise Mac Adam doles out helpful, straightforward advice designed to put bullies in their place--whether those bullies are sandbox strong-arms, nasty neighbors, or your own little angel-turned-devil. A scraped knee? How simple that can be! With the help of Mac Adam (Dick and Jane, too!), you can keep the busybodies and n'er-do-wells at bay with the same confidence--it's as easy as 1, 2, 3!
Book Synopsis All I Want for Christmas is My Dad's Best Friend by : Brill Harper
Download or read book All I Want for Christmas is My Dad's Best Friend written by Brill Harper and published by Brill Harper. This book was released on 2023-12-01 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He wouldn't. Until he does. We can't. Until we do. I have always been in love with Mr. Pine. What's not to crush on? He's built like a god, could cut glass with his chiseled jawline, and has a low, growly voice that makes me weak in the knees. I swear the silver in his hair makes him even hotter. (Nice.) He's also my dad's best friend. (Naughty.) But this year, when I'm home for the holidays, he's looking at me with a new hunger in his eyes, and before I know it, we're kissing in front of my parents' Christmas tree and putting the X in Xmas. Everything about us is wrong, from our age gap to his friendship with my dad. But it's beginning to feel a lot like none of that matters. This nice girl is enjoying being on the naughty list for a change. And if the fates allow, the man who was my first will also be my last. Author Confession: Mr. Pine is getting coal in his stocking this year for his foul mouth...but that's not what he's stuffing in Holly's stocking for sure. I know that the timeline of this story is ludicrous, but just let it happen. It's not even the least believable part.
Book Synopsis Santaland Diaries by : David Sedaris
Download or read book Santaland Diaries written by David Sedaris and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2010-08-05 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of surprising, disarming and 'extremely funny' essays from the internationally bestselling author of Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sunday Times) Santaland Diaries collects six of David Sedaris's most profound Christmas stories into one slender volume perfect for use as a last-minute coaster or ice-scraper. This drinking man's companion can be enjoyed by the warmth of a raging fire, the glow of a brilliantly decorated tree, or even in the back seat of a police car. It should be read with your eyes, felt with your heart, and heard only when spoken to. It should, in short, behave much like a book. And oh, what a book it is! 'Sedaris writes with a gentle but unfailing acuity and a keen eye for the ridiculous ... extremely funny' -Sunday Times
Download or read book The Living Age written by and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Littell's Living Age written by and published by . This book was released on 1894 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Santa's Secret Sex Journal by : Seth Kinstle
Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2022-12-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect Christmas gag gift for that special someone. If you struggle trying to find the perfect present for a person you know with a sense of humor, look no further. This journal has all the steamy details you need to make your holiday complete. Armed with a arsenal of crude rants and over the top sexy segments. You'll be sure to prank your way into the new year with this holiday favorite. What better way to set the mood than to gift something as ridiculous as this? So much for the typical boring presents you endlessly scroll through online. Throw a log on the fire as you snuggle up to your Christmas tree for the spoof of a lifetime. You'll get exclusive access to all the sexy things Santa has been up to. As well as his captivating complicated relationship issues with Mrs. Claus. What are you waiting for? Let's unwrap this bad boy and call it a new year.
Download or read book Lewis Rand written by Mary Johnston and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2018-05-23 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original: Lewis Rand by Mary Johnston
Download or read book Walker written by Christine Michelle and published by Moonlit Dreams Publications. This book was released on 2024-09-03 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WALKER: I watched her from afar, despite the fact that my MC brothers strictly prohibited me from any interaction with my ex-wife. Her life was beautiful now, the way it never could have been with me. I thought I could beat the odds, deny the truth, and hide behind my club. After Poppy, I swore I’d never do that to another woman. Then Ressa came along and couldn’t leave well enough alone. REESA My best friend married into the Aces High MC – Sierra High Chapter. I spent a lot of time hanging out with her and a bunch of bikers as a result. The club had turned over a new leaf in recent years, becoming more family oriented where they had apparently failed other members before. Members like Walker and his ex-wife, if the stories were true. Having heard those stories, you would think I would avoid the man like the plague. He was an unapologetic cheater from what they said. The fact that he walked around with his heartbreak clear in his actions spoke to me more than the stories did. He didn’t want to get involved with me. I didn’t want to give up. Something in his broken soul called to me, and mine wouldn’t rest until his could too. Note: Walker was first introduced in Redemption Weather (Aces High MC - Cedar Falls book 1) by Christine Michelle. While you don't have to read that book first, it is a good starting point to find out what happened in his past.
Download or read book Fierce written by Shawne Summers and published by Pink Flamingo Media. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: James just took a job in Dallas transferring from Miami as an HVAC estimator. Little does he know that first love, Alexa, from college has engineered the transfer. She’s a feminist, who for the past four years has worked on career. Now she wants love – specifically her first love, James, at her side. When he walks into his favorite sports bar, there she is! In the following weeks and months Alexa leads James into his new life as her soon to be male wife. She’s one of a group of wealthy Texas widows known as the “Female Leadership Association” (FLA), an organization created to help mentally and/or physically abused women gain independence. The women of FLA aren’t interested in staying home barefoot and pregnant; they chart their own relationships and teach other woman to do the same. Although the story is a romantic comedy, at its heart are strong messages of gender equality.
Book Synopsis H. D. (Huckleberry Dick) by : Rod Martin
Download or read book H. D. (Huckleberry Dick) written by Rod Martin and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-02-06 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a love story, detective mystery, and great American novel. Joe Freedom is a private investigator who finds lost things. Sometimes they dont want to be found, which makes it all the more interesting. And for the first time since the last time, hes found love, or thinks he has, shrinks he has, youll see. The case: Professor Otis Grilles daughter Alex is missing and family and friends are clueless as to her whereabouts. Joe and his therapist, Vana Fox, team up to profile Alex, search for her, and learn to love each other. They practice often. Why is Alexandra Grille hiding out at Valley View Rehab under a cloak of deniability and doctor/patient privilege? She paid cash. She told no one. Is she running away from someone? Prose, rap, and other poetic pursuits provide the backdrop for clues and blues and the occasional Red herrings ball bearings Batman, how is a part-time PI supposed to find someone so intent on being lost? Does love get in the way? How can it not? Vanas hot. Can Joe find the professors daughter before something awful befalls her? Now that hes found Vana, can Joe get anything done? Those are the questions. Get your answers.
Download or read book Holidays on Ice written by David Sedaris and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2009-05-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favoritesas the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey"). No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).
Book Synopsis The Perfect Escape by : Suzanne Park
Download or read book The Perfect Escape written by Suzanne Park and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Indeed the perfect escape from, well, pretty much everything."—SARAH HENNING, author of Throw Like a Girl and the Sea Witch duology Love is a battlefield in this hysterical romantic comedy, perfect for fans of Jenny Han and teen romance books. Nate Jae-Woo Kim wants to be rich. When one of his classmates offers Nate a ridiculous amount of money to commit grade fraud, he knows that taking the windfall would help support his prideful Korean family, but is compromising his integrity worth it? Luck comes in the form of Kate Anderson, Nate's colleague at the zombie-themed escape room where he works. She approaches Nate with a plan: a local tech company is hosting a weekend-long survivalist competition with a huge cash prize. It could solve all of Nate's problems, and she needs the money too. If the two of them team up, Nate has a real shot of winning the grand prize. But the real challenge? Making through the weekend with his heart intact... A great pick for: Readers of YA romance and romantic comedy books Parents who need gifts for teens and reluctant readers Fans of Sarah Dessen, Kasie West and Christina Lauren People who love both the Hunger Games and rom-coms and didn't know they needed a crossover Praise for The Perfect Escape: A Junior Library Guild selection! "Pure fun! A hilarious rom-com that head-fakes you into tumbling headlong into a techno-zombie survival thriller propelled by banter and plenty of heart."—David Yoon, New York Times bestselling author of Frankly in Love "The Perfect Escape is just that—perfect. Filled with humor and heart, it won't let you go until you're smiling."—Danielle Paige, New York Times bestselling author of the Dorothy Must Die series and Stealing Snow "An adorable, laugh-out-loud YA romcom with a lovable hero and an action-packed zombie-themed escape room—what more could you want?"—Jenn Bennett, author of Alex, Approximately
Book Synopsis The Magnificent Strangers by : Brett Halsey
Download or read book The Magnificent Strangers written by Brett Halsey and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001-08 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sex, greed, money and power are all in a day’s work for the American exiles in the film community in Rome. Unknowns can become stars overnight, while wealthy men lose fortunes, and sexual prowess is always a way to get ahead. Caught up in the explosive world of fame, glamour, money, drugs and orgies are wealthy businessmen, playboys, social climbers, gold-diggers, actors and actresses, movie moguls, agents, and more. Rex Starr is a handsome actor used to playing the hero, who doesn’t believe in love. Ellen Watson is unhappy in her marriage to one of the world’s wealthiest men. Sandy Kantor is an agent who has seen everything and wishes to keep parts of his own past secret. Dick Wynters is a professional stud whose sexual ability is a ticket to success. All play and scheme in the swinging movie colony which makes up Rome, where they are all Magnificent Strangers.
Book Synopsis Catalog of Copyright Entries by : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Download or read book Catalog of Copyright Entries written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1968 with total page 1484 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Suckled Brats 4-Pack : Books 5 to 8 (Breast Feeding Erotica Nursing Erotica Lactation Erotica) by : Millie King
Download or read book Suckled Brats 4-Pack : Books 5 to 8 (Breast Feeding Erotica Nursing Erotica Lactation Erotica) written by Millie King and published by Taboo Ink. This book was released on with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Suckled Brats collection features books 5-8 where feisty older men feast on the bounteous chests of the women in their lives in good, old-fashioned, lactation fun! Read just how naughty they get! Stories include : ’21 Or Bust,’ ‘The Milkiest Showgirl,’ ‘Clean-Up In The Dairy Aisle,’ and ‘Ice-Cream Fundae.’
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