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Book Synopsis Useless Miracle by : Barry Schechter
Download or read book Useless Miracle written by Barry Schechter and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic, smart comedy in which a college professor attains mankind's oldest dream: the ability to fly...sort of... George Entmen just turned forty, and he can't complain. He is a respected hermeneutics professor, beloved by friends and family, and ready to drift quietly into tenured middle age. But then, he discovers he can fly. Sure, he can only fly very, very slowly, and he only flies three or four inches above the ground . . . But why does this nonetheless amazing phenomenon drive so many people into a rage? Why do he and his family find themselves dodging livid magicians, scheming billionairesses, and, perhaps worst of all, angry hermeneuticians? Beneath all the chaos, his gift has to have a meaning. But to find it, George needs to understand one thing his friend and guru keeps telling him: "You're not flying, you're being flown."
Book Synopsis The Summer Place by : Jennifer Weiner
Download or read book The Summer Place written by Jennifer Weiner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 448 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of That Summer comes another “fun, feisty” (The Washington Post) novel of family, secrets, and the ties that bind. When her twenty-two-year-old stepdaughter announces her engagement to her pandemic boyfriend, Sarah Danhauser is shocked. But the wheels are in motion. Headstrong Ruby has already set a date (just three months away!) and spoken to her beloved safta, Sarah’s mother Veronica, about having the wedding at the family’s beach house in Cape Cod. Sarah might be worried, but Veronica is thrilled to be bringing the family together one last time before putting the big house on the market. But the road to a wedding day usually comes with a few bumps. Ruby has always known exactly what she wants, but as the wedding date approaches, she finds herself grappling with the wounds left by the mother who walked out when she was a baby. Veronica ends up facing unexpected news, thanks to her meddling sister, and must revisit the choices she made long ago, when she was a bestselling novelist with a different life. Sarah’s twin brother, Sam, is recovering from a terrible loss, and confronting big questions about who he is—questions he hopes to resolve during his stay on the Cape. Sarah’s husband, Eli, who’s been inexplicably distant during the pandemic, confronts the consequences of a long ago lapse from his typical good-guy behavior. And Sarah, frustrated by her husband, concerned about her stepdaughter, and worn out by the challenges of the quarantine, faces the alluring reappearance of someone from her past and a life that could have been. When the wedding day arrives, lovers are revealed as their true selves, misunderstandings take on a life of their own, and secrets come to light. There are confrontations and revelations that will touch each member of the extended family, ensuring that nothing will ever be the same. From “the undisputed boss of the beach read” (The New York Times), The Summer Place is a testament to family in all its messy glory; a story about what we sacrifice and how we forgive. Enthralling, witty, big-hearted, and sharply observed, “this first-rate page-turner” (Publishers Weekly) is Jennifer Weiner’s love letter to the Outer Cape and the power of home, the way our lives are enriched by the people we call family, and the endless ways love can surprise us.
Download or read book Absurdistan written by Gary Shteyngart and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2007-04-03 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Absurdistan is not just a hilarious novel, but a record of a particular peak in the history of human folly. No one is more capable of dealing with the transition from the hell of socialism to the hell of capitalism in Eastern Europe than Shteyngart, the great-great grandson of one Nikolai Gogol and the funniest foreigner alive.” –Aleksandar Hemon From the critically acclaimed, bestselling author of The Russian Debutante’s Handbook comes the uproarious and poignant story of one very fat man and one very small country Meet Misha Vainberg, aka Snack Daddy, a 325-pound disaster of a human being, son of the 1,238th-richest man in Russia, proud holder of a degree in multicultural studies from Accidental College, USA (don’t even ask), and patriot of no country save the great City of New York. Poor Misha just wants to live in the South Bronx with his hot Latina girlfriend, but after his gangster father murders an Oklahoma businessman in Russia, all hopes of a U.S. visa are lost. Salvation lies in the tiny, oil-rich nation of Absurdistan, where a crooked consular officer will sell Misha a Belgian passport. But after a civil war breaks out between two competing ethnic groups and a local warlord installs hapless Misha as minister of multicultural affairs, our hero soon finds himself covered in oil, fighting for his life, falling in love, and trying to figure out if a normal life is still possible in the twenty-first century. With the enormous success of The Russian Debutante’s Handbook, Gary Shteyngart established himself as a central figure in today’s literary world—“one of the most talented and entertaining writers of his generation,” according to The New York Observer. In Absurdistan, he delivers an even funnier and wiser literary performance. Misha Vainberg is a hero for the new century, a glimmer of humanity in a world of dashed hopes.
Download or read book Wiener Dog Art written by Gary Larson and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1990-10-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1990 FarWorks, Inc. All Rights Reserved. The Far Side and the Larson signature are registered trademarks of FarWorks, Inc.
Book Synopsis Harlow's Journey Home by : Ashley Tomassini-Labelle
Download or read book Harlow's Journey Home written by Ashley Tomassini-Labelle and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-05-05 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It seems like every puppy is getting adopted except me! Am I too small? Is my fur the wrong color? What can I do? Maybe if I keep smiling and stay hopeful, the right family just might come along... Follow Harlow on her exciting journey from the Caribbean to Canada and learn about how rescue dogs find their homes. Charmingly told from Harlow’s point of view, this heartwarming true story will appeal to young animal lovers and teach them there is a perfect family for every animal –big, small, short or tall.
Book Synopsis The Nine Lives of Rose Napolitano by : Donna Freitas
Download or read book The Nine Lives of Rose Napolitano written by Donna Freitas and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A deeply moving novel about a woman who thought she never wanted to be a mother—and the many ways that life can surprise us “An ode to possibility” — The Washington Post Rose Napolitano is fighting with her husband, Luke, about prenatal vitamins. She promised she'd take them, but didn't. He promised before they got married that he'd never want children, but now he's changed his mind. Their marriage has come to rest on this one question: Can Rose find it in herself to become a mother? Rose is a successful professor and academic. She's never wanted to have a child. The fight ends, and with it their marriage. But then, Rose has a fight with Luke about the vitamins--again. This time the fight goes slightly differently, and so does Rose's future as she grapples with whether she can indeed give up the one thing she thought she knew about herself. Can she reimagine her life in a completely new way? That reimagining plays out again and again in each of Rose's nine lives, just as it does for each of us as we grow into adulthood. What are the consequences of our biggest choices? How would life change if we let go of our preconceived ideas of ourselves and became someone completely new? Rose Napolitano's experience of choosing and then choosing again shows us in an utterly compelling way what it means, literally, to reinvent a life and, sometimes, become a different kind of woman than we ever imagined. A stunning novel about love, loss, betrayal, divorce, death, a woman's career and her identity, The Nine Lives of Rose Napolitano is about finding one's way into a future that wasn't the future one planned, and the ways that fate intercedes when we least expect it.
Download or read book All Fall Down written by Jennifer Weiner and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-06-17 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Struggling with the demands of her job, distant husband, spoiled daughter and Alzheimer's patient father, Allison becomes addicted to painkillers and lands in rehab, where amid fellow inpatients she confronts incompatible recovery techniques, barely trained counselors and her own denial.
Download or read book The Hidden Child written by Louise Fein and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 451 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An international bestseller! “The Hidden Child is a heart-wrenching depiction of a golden couple in the 1920s…. Shocking, emotive, and compelling, but ultimately a story of hope. I loved it.” -- Deborah Carr, USA Today bestselling author Londoners Eleanor and Edward Hamilton have it all. But the 1929 financial crash is looming, and they’re harboring a shameful secret. How far are they willing to go to protect their charmed life? Eleanor Hamilton is happily married and mother to a beautiful four-year-old girl, Mabel. Her husband, Edward, is a leading light in the burgeoning Eugenics movement, which is designing the very ideas that will soon be embraced by Hitler. But when Mabel develops debilitating epileptic seizures and Eleanor discovers Edward has been keeping secrets, Eleanor's world fractures. In order to save her daughter, she takes matters into her own hands. Vividly rendered and deeply affecting, The Hidden Child is a sweeping story and a richly drawn portrait of a family torn apart by shame, deceit, and dangerous ideals.
Download or read book The Boy Who Bakes written by Edd Kimber and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is an inspirational guide to baking from the winner of 'The Great British Bake Off 2010'. From the traditional to new twists on old favourites there are recipes to suit all abilities. The book covers cakes, cookies, pastry, desserts, and even ice-creams.
Book Synopsis I Just Want To Drink Wine and Pet My Dog by : Thoughtful Journals
Download or read book I Just Want To Drink Wine and Pet My Dog written by Thoughtful Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you a wine lover or know someone who is? ...Well, look no further! You've come to the right place. This funny quote wide lined notebook of 120 pages is for any wine enthusiast! With a matte cover, it'll feel amazing in your hands. (Want to look at other wine notebooks? Follow us and click on our author name for more)
Book Synopsis I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Beagle by : Ripon Press
Download or read book I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Beagle written by Ripon Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Beagle My Prayer Journal, Diary Or Notebook For Wine Gift. 110 Story Paper Pages. 6 in x 9 in Cover.
Book Synopsis I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Beagle by : Ripon Press
Download or read book I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Beagle written by Ripon Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Beagle Line Journal, Diary Or Notebook For Wine Gift. 110 Story Paper Pages. 6 in x 9 in Cover.
Book Synopsis I Just Wanna Drink Wine and Pet My Airedale Terrier (Gratitude Journal) by : Alaina Newell
Download or read book I Just Wanna Drink Wine and Pet My Airedale Terrier (Gratitude Journal) written by Alaina Newell and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "✤Daily Gratitude Journal Workbook guide to help you focus on being grateful and returning kindness! The prominent features: ✤HIGH-QUALITY PAPER. We only used thick, white paper to avoid ink bleed-through . ✤GREAT SIZE. A Generous 6x9 inches & 110 pages (55 sheets). ✤ QUALITY PRINTING: Matte, durable softcover. ✤The Gratitude journal will help you can develop a healthy habit for the rest of your lives. "
Book Synopsis Wieners & Wine by : Pet Owner Essentials
Download or read book Wieners & Wine written by Pet Owner Essentials and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you rather stay at home with your dog than go out on the town? If you are a dachshund owner who enjoys snuggling with your dog while having a glass of wine, this cute weenie dog wine journal was made just for you. This unique journal will help you rate the appearance, body, taste, and finish of each glass. Document the winery, alcohol percentage, serving temperature, and pairing ideas. There is even extra space provided on each page so wine tasters can remember the people, dog, and event that led them to trying a new -and hopefully fantastic - wine!This journal is to record wine served to the pet owner only. Grapes can be deadly to dogs. Dogs should not be served alcohol.
Book Synopsis I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Labrador by : Wine Lovers Tracking Notebooks
Download or read book I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Labrador written by Wine Lovers Tracking Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: i just want to drink wine and pet my labrador
Book Synopsis Zoologist & Drinking Wine Notebook by : Common Jobs Press
Download or read book Zoologist & Drinking Wine Notebook written by Common Jobs Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LINED NOTEBOOK DETAILS: 100 Blank Lined White PagesSimple Stylish Typographic Cover Art DIMENSIONS: 6x9 Inch. (15.24x22.86 cm) PERFECT FOR: Everyday DairyPersonal JournalWedding PlanningWork ListsTravel PlanningCollege Planning
Book Synopsis Notebook Journal I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Goat by : Woodrow Johns
Download or read book Notebook Journal I Just Want to Drink Wine and Pet My Goat written by Woodrow Johns and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-25 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Notebook Journal I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Goat. This Notebook Journal I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Goat is great for taking notes, jotting lists, doodling, brainstorming, prayer, gratitude, meditation and mindfulness journaling. This Notebook Journal I Just Want To Drink Wine And Pet My Goat for friends, niece, boys, teachers, men, lovers, sister, wife, aunt, women, mom, girls, girlfriend, family, daughter, dad, mothers that love reading, book, book items on graduation, christmas, thanksgiving, anniversary, birthday.
