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I Farted in Your Stocking

Author : Gross Facts
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781519504814
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (48 download)

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Book Synopsis I Farted in Your Stocking by : Gross Facts

Download or read book I Farted in Your Stocking written by Gross Facts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-23 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh Snap. You just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some Fart facts like the speed of farts, who farts more men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, fun fart facts for someones christmas stocking. Oh yeah you just farted on there stocking.

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoë Foster Blake

Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Author : Don H. Corrigan
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476650284
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (766 download)

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Book Synopsis "I fart in your general direction!" by : Don H. Corrigan

Download or read book "I fart in your general direction!" written by Don H. Corrigan and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-07-26 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This exhaustive work on flatulence breaks new wind on every aspect of abdominal gas in popular culture. A definitive taxonomy of farts details the characteristics of each variety, including barking spiders, cheek squeakers and green apple dirties. Philosophical positions on colonic expression are examined, from Confucius, Hume, Voltaire and the existentialists. Chapters cover a wide range of fart-focused stand-up comedy, cinema, children's books, toys and merchandise. The author's postscript describes a lifetime preparing for his subject through fraternity membership and offbeat assignments as a newspaper journalist.

Find the Farter

Author : Phyllis F. Hart
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728216176
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Book Synopsis Find the Farter by : Phyllis F. Hart

Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Father Christmas Heard a Fart

Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008339456
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (394 download)

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Book Synopsis Father Christmas Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel

Download or read book Father Christmas Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.

Santa Claus Heard a Fart

Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008357955
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (579 download)

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Book Synopsis Santa Claus Heard a Fart by : Olaf Falafel

Download or read book Santa Claus Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Cooper The Farting Cupid

Author : Charlene Mackesy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781956677966
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (779 download)

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Book Synopsis Cooper The Farting Cupid by : Charlene Mackesy

Download or read book Cooper The Farting Cupid written by Charlene Mackesy and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Great Valentines Day Gift! Meet Cooper the Farting Cupid, he's just a Beautiful Soul with too many Uncontrollable farts and it's preventing him from finding love! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this Hilarious Story of friendship and love. Join Cooper in a new Valentine adventure that will be cherished for years to come. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentine's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for boys and girls and Adult (kids at heart) A Great Stocking Stuffers Valentine Gifts For Kids! Tags: valentine books for kids, farting books for kids, fart books for kids, Christmas books for kids, Christmas board book, Christmas books for toddlers, Christmas books for kids 8-12, white elephant gifts for adults, white elephant gifts, white elephant, white elephant book, white elephant gifts under 10 dollars, stocking stuffers for men, stocking stuffers, stocking stuffers for women, stocking stuffers for kids 8-12, stocking stuffers for kids, stocking stuffers for teens, stocking stuffers for adults, stocking stuffers for toddlers

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789627866404
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (664 download)

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Book Synopsis The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by : M.D. Whalen

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (544 download)

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Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley

Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Good Families Don't

Author : Robert Munsch
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0385252676
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (852 download)

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Book Synopsis Good Families Don't by : Robert Munsch

Download or read book Good Families Don't written by Robert Munsch and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1990-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good Families Don't is Munsch's funniest book yet, about a risqué subject that is guaranteed to have children--and adults--rolling in the aisles. When Carmen tries to tell her parents that there is a big fart lying on her bed, they don't believe her. "Good families like ours," they tell her, "do not have farts." But when they go upstairs to see, the fart attacks them--as it does the similarly disbelieving police when they arrive. Carmen is left to deal with the situation on her own, which she does with the help of a rose.

Gomer the Gassy Goat

Author : Hayley Rose
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781950842230
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (422 download)

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Download or read book Gomer the Gassy Goat written by Hayley Rose and published by . This book was released on 2022-07-31 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids and adults alike will love this hysterical, tongue-twisting read-aloud about a goat who farts A LOT!Whether he is making silly faces or farting during goat yoga, Gomer the Gassy Goat will have you laughing out loud before you can say,"Trendy-bendy, nosy, noisy, smiley, smelly, classy, silly, sassy, gassy goat!"Fun goat facts included.

Fart Dictionary

Author : Scott A. Sorensen
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762491760
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Dictionary by : Scott A. Sorensen

Download or read book Fart Dictionary written by Scott A. Sorensen and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2018-05-29 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious, illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion, covering a wide range of topics. Whether it's politics, poetry, karaoke, Mardi Gras, Food Network, Jane Austen, love, war, ghosts, family, sports, fashion, Shakespeare, or vegetables, there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away," "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you," and many, many more. So, readers, the next time you fart, or bear witness to one, take note of your surroundings, purpose, or social inconvenience. Label it, as in this unique volume. Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package, Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.

Reindeer Toots on Christmas (Pee-Yew)

Author : Matthew Sullivan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781957108001
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (8 download)

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Book Synopsis Reindeer Toots on Christmas (Pee-Yew) by : Matthew Sullivan

Download or read book Reindeer Toots on Christmas (Pee-Yew) written by Matthew Sullivan and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious holiday parody puts a new twist on Mariah Carey's Christmas classic. Written to match the melody of "All I Want For Christmas Is You," Reindeer Toots on Christmas tells the story of a nearly Christmas-canceling mistake made by Santa Claus-feeding reindeers Brussels sprouts! Thankfully, Old Saint Nick is able to come up with a trick to overcome the ensuing farts and keep the night before Christmas on track. Reindeer Toots on Christmas will bring extra joy to your holidays and have your whole family laughing out loud. It's appropriate for ALL AGES who can appreciate silly toot humor (that's not overly gross). Words used include toot, fart, SBD, and booty breeze.

Fart Without Fear Cookbook

Author : Wayne Chen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781935557685
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (576 download)

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Download or read book Fart Without Fear Cookbook written by Wayne Chen and published by . This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart Without Fear: Comfort Food for Uncomfortable Times is the world’s first laugh-out-loud, instantly useable, self-improvement comfort food cookbook. Find out what uptight politically correct chefs, nutritionists and scientists have known for years but haven’t told you. Think fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, meatloaf, and Boston baked beans; this cookbook for everyone includes more than 70 low- to no-odor producing comfort food recipes. Complete with a unique rating system, favorite recipes, special menus, and fun facts, Fart Without Fear will show you how to eliminate odors but not the flatulence caused by your family favorites - all without sacrificing the flavor, joy and fun they evoke.

The Farting Christmas Coloring Book

Author : M. Lott
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781729081709
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (817 download)

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Book Synopsis The Farting Christmas Coloring Book by : M. Lott

Download or read book The Farting Christmas Coloring Book written by M. Lott and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-28 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Christmas coloring book that will have everyone laughing and holding their noses! Inside the pages of this new holiday masterpiece, you will find 22 cute and funny illustrations, perfect for discerning coloring artists of all ages. Sillying farting fun includes pictures of: cute Christmas animals Santa Claus Gingerbread Man Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Elves Snowman Reindeer and more! Each illustration is included in the coloring book twice, for double the fun -- 44 coloring pages in all! Color them all yourself or share with a friend. The Farting Christmas Coloring Book makes a great gift, can serve as an icebreaker on a first date, and will help you win any white elephant gift exchange! Don't be afraid. Pick up a copy today. *** The Farting Christmas Coloring Book is the latest creation from the mind of M.T. Lott, the best-selling illustrator of the Farting Animals Coloring Book.

Release Your Inner Old Fart

Author : Mark Leigh
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843179946
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.

Folly

Author : Marthe Jocelyn
Publisher : Tundra Books
ISBN 13 : 1770492127
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Book Synopsis Folly by : Marthe Jocelyn

Download or read book Folly written by Marthe Jocelyn and published by Tundra Books. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A love story, a social history, and an act that echoes through generations. Set in the late 1800's, Marthe Jocelyn's stunning new novel is told in the voices of four people whose lives and destinies intertwine. There's Mary, who begins "exceeding ignorant" (apart from what a girl can learn from family mayhem, a dead mother, and a grim stepmother) and winds up encountering lust and betrayal when she becomes a servant in a fine house in London. Mary's nemesis is another maid in the household, Eliza. Eliza also knows lust and betrayal, but she doesn't know who is betraying who. Mary's and Eliza's actions will intersect with a foundling home in London, where Oliver is a teacher who tries to avoid feeling anything that will perhaps make him live a real life. And then there's the foundling boy, James. Who will he grow up to be if he doesn't know where he comes from? In the chaotic way of every life, where the past, present, and future collide, Marthe Jocelyn has traced a story that is heartbreaking and unforgettable.